Camilla Cleese @CamillaCleese Twitter profile

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Camilla Cleese

4 years

I once was in an elevator with John Hamm and had to resist the urge to say “wanna make a Hamm and Cleese sandwich?” for 11 floors.

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

My Dad is the only person on the planet who still uses a phone book. @JohnCleese could you use it to call me back?

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

3 years

Please excuse my absence from Twitter, I have been in mourning ever since I learned my Father owns a Louis Vuitton cat carrier. 🤦🏼‍♀️

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

3 years

I will be appearing on The Pet Show on Sunday later today! Tune into ITV at 5.35pm! Here’s a sneak peek.

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

3 years

My autocorrect finally understands me... I just sent someone a message saying “just gotta get all my fucks in a row”

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

FaceTiming someone without warning is the modern equivalent of showing up at someone’s house unannounced

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

You didn’t embarrass me. I was just trying to figure out what you were trying to accomplish by impersonating a dying wolf in a 5 star restaurant. And, you know I can’t plan more than 20 minutes ahead.

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

4 years

A prime example of how to effectively get the check while thoroughly embarrassing your daughter. I'm looking forward to eating out again soon. Where do you think you'll go first? @CamillaCleese #checkplease #now

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

5 years

I’m very pleased.

Dan Pasternack

@DanPasternack

5 years

Happy 80th birthday @JohnCleese . I am very pleased that you are “not dead yet.” Please keep it up.

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

3 years

One of the main requirements for becoming a politician should be that the person can’t want to be a politician.

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

I just tried to clean a shadow off my floor. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a camera crew... remember this @JohnCleese ?

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

2 years

I always knew the Daily Mail were scum, but learning that they hacked my email and phone to get dirt at the most vulnerable time in my life to try and get a potential story out of it makes me sick to my stomach

Alexis Iacono

@AlexisIacono

2 years

“Then they had me go after your daughter.” #whistleblower @DannoHanks opening up to @JohnCleese about many of his tasks requested by U.S. editor #CarolineGraham #TheMailOnSunday regarding his daughter @CamillaCleese #PrivacyIsDead #blagging #hacking @BInvestigates @weexposenews

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

3 years

A big thank you to @JohnCleese @SydWilder and Rocky for making my birthday special. And an almost as big thank you to everyone for the birthday love and wishes ❤️🙏🏼

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

3 years

A happiest of birthdays to my wonderfully talented daughter @CamillaCleese

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

I should start grounding you; change your twitter password AND block all cricket related video from your YouTube

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

4 years

Thinking I should start grounding you and taking away your phone.

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

Funny, @JohnCleese says he wants his tombstone to read “NO MORE WAITING FOR WOMEN.” I promised I would make it so... but not until about 6 months after he passes.

chrispython

@christhebutcher

4 years

@CamillaCleese Maybe it was a woman who was always late. 😀 (I'm also always late...). Or, in the infinity of the universe, 20 years plus or minus hardly count! 😅

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

6 years

Having a landline is super important. How else am I supposed to find my cell phone?

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

3 years

Next time you go see @JohnCleese live on stage, please return the favor by whooping and yelling out python quotes, preferably right before a punchline (he loves it!) ❤️👉🏼Dad

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

3 years

If you are in Las Vegas this weekend, go and see my daughter @CamillaCleese @LaughFactoryLAS She is quite funny and much better money spent than losing everything on roulette. Heckling encouraged!

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

Help the ASPCA! (And, to find out the secret to holding a male’s attention, watch until the end)

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

4 years

In honor of #GivingTuesdayNow , I am supporting the @ASPCA in their efforts to help vulnerable pets and pet owners impacted by this devastating pandemic. They have set up regional pet food distribution centers in various cities across the country.

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

3 years

Seeking branding partnerships on IG for bikinis, flat tummy tea, and workout supplements

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

3 years

Adding professional model and influencer to my résumé.

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

3 years

Trump’s next pardon will go to the Coronavirus.

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

3 years

I lost my Mom to leukemia (ALL), and witnessed what a harrowing, scary disease it is. If you’re able to, please donate to the LLS to help fight blood cancers, please do ❤️🙏🏼

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

3 years

If you are able, please considering donating to this. It is a matter very close to me and my daughter @CamillaCleese Please share!

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

8 years

My papa, @JohnCleese , is the only person on the planet who still uses a phone book.

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

1 year

I almost bought @JohnCleese hearing aids so he'd hear me better. But, knowing him, he'd wear them turned off, which would make them really expensive ear plugs.

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

9 years

My dishwasher is broken, I think it's his arm. How do I buy a new one? #RichPeopleProblems @midnight

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

Thinking I should start an OnlyFan account.

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

5 years

Never hurts to remember that rejection paves the road that leads to success 🙏🏼

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

5 years

Still, I take heart from the fact that every UK and US studio passed on 'Life of Brian', 10 out of 11 Hollywood studios turned down 'Fish called Wanda', and the man who commissioned 'Fawlty Towers' told me, after the first episode, that I had to 'get it out of the hotel more'

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

2 years

For Anyone who doesn’t believe I used to be short

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

2 years

One more Father’s Day photo with @CamillaCleese !

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

Would be funnier if you help me rewrite it!

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

4 years

Happy Father's Day! How are you celebrating? I'm rewriting my will! #FathersDay

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

5 years

I never saw this photo of my parents together.... thanks @JonTrevithick !!! Ingrams was their only wedding guest

Jonathan Trevithick (unofficial)

@JonTrevithick

5 years

The Sun's reaction to John Cleese's second marriage, to Barbara Trentham, in 1981.

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

2 years

Being 1/2 English and 1/2 American I have a lot of inner conflict on the 4th of July. But hey, I live in the land of the free*… Happy 4th**. *free except when making decisions regarding our own bodies **to everyone except the fuckwits who took the above freedom from us

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

7 years

I am not 51. You wouldn't even have a wife THAT old @JohnCleese

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

7 years

My daughter Camilla celebrated her 51st Birthday yesterday ! See her stand-up on YouTube - Camilla Cleese

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

2 years

I have a feeling there will be a mistrial because Johnny Depp’s testimony was MisHeard.

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

3 years

The acronym should be COMJCQA (Computers Often Make @JohnCleese Quite Angry)

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

3 years

Still the #1 recommended computer by my brother-in-law Rob. An advert for Compaq that ran in the mid 80s.

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

There will be extra rudeness as @JohnCleese cant throw anything at me from Dubai.

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

4 years

Saturday October 24th I will go live with @NowhereComedy answering your questions (if they're rude enough). Moderated by my daughter @CamillaCleese

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

3 years

A lovely moment... selling Tix at the Edinburgh Fringe— especially for a nobody in a 250 seat theater. So I named the show “Produced by John Cleese”. Because, technically, I was.

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

3 years

'Produced by John Cleese' @CamillaCleese @SteveHofstetter This was a lovely moment I'd like to share. In 2018 my daughter Camilla and comedian Steve Hofstetter performed a run of shows at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival called 'Produced by John Cleese.'

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

*Unless your mother used to be married to him.

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

4 years

If by chance you've forgotten to get your mother something to expess your love & gratitude and to thank her today, show her this. You're welcome. Happy Mother's Day to you all. #mothersday

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

9 years

Meant to post this yesterday... Happy Birthday to the best Dad in the world! Love you mostest…

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

5 years

Thanks for tagging me in this semi nude pic of my Dad 🤢

Dave Siegel

@StandUpDave

5 years

@JohnCleese how are you handling be bumped as Britain’s most famous Archie? @CamillaCleese #Archie

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

6 years

My dad just got cooler.

marc maron

@marcmaron

6 years

Next week is Monty Python Week on @WTFpod ! Monday is @JohnCleese day and Thursday is @EricIdle day!

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

3 years

Thanks papa love you oodles, happy Father’s Day! Maybe one day the British press will get a sense of humor 🤦🏼‍♀️

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

3 years

All a father truly needs for Father's Day is the approval of his children. Thank you love @CamillaCleese

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

2 years

The only thing scarier than WWIII is that the generation who’re of fighting age think using the wrong pronouns are acts of violence, are triggered by loud noises and words like “guns” and wouldn’t want to shoot someone in case it hurt their feelings.

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

9 years

Can't wait to watch @FrankieJGrande on #WorstPostEver on @oxygen tonight @ 9PM ET. You guys should watch too!

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

3 years

No need to point out the unnecessary apostrophe or the extra “the”.

House of Comedy AZ

@houseofcomedyaz

3 years

🚨 Special Presentation Announcement 🚨 #Comedy With The Cleese's! @JohnCleese and @CamillaCleese join us at @houseofcomedyaz for an evening you won't want to miss! One Show Only! #phx #az #scottsdale

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

One of my all time favorite sketches... premise is genius

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

4 years

Do Not Panic! The Airline Pilots sketch from the 1968 television special How to Irritate People.

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

1 year

But nobody will write the menu for them, and actors can't wait tables there. #WGA #SAGAFTRA #strike

Dexerto

@Dexerto

1 year

Netflix is opening up a restaurant in Los Angeles

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

2 years

Maybe by the time @JohnCleese hits 6m followers he will learn how to tag people in tweets

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

2 years

Full houses and tremendous receptions in Edmonton and Calgary Largely due to the appearances of Camilla Cleese Plenty of seats available at Saskatoon, because they only got TV last year

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

2 years

I feel like all face tattoos say the same thing: “This isn’t even the worst decision I’ve ever made.”

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

I’m officially making 2020 my drop score and therefore I will remain the same age on my next birthday

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

Happy Birthday best Papa! ❤️ you. 80 it is. Don’t go partying like you’re 81. 🎁🎂🍾🥂🧁💥🐇🦩

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

4 years

Me, too I remain 80 today 2020 should not count against one's age

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

Starting to think whoever predicted the Y2K Armageddon was dyslexic

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

7 years

The upside to LA traffic being so bad? I just successfully changed my pants. On the 405.

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

3 years

Guessing this poster was made after @JohnCleese pushed me overboard for something I said, but I will be touring with him!

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

3 years

America I will see you in 1 week's time for my Why There Is No Hope Tour! From New Jersey all the way to California. The link for cities and tickets: #johncleese #whythereisnohope

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

6 years

#AgeYourselfIn3Words Dewey Decimal System.... I’m guessing now students just use Google. Assholes. We should automatically get an extra point added to our GPAs

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

I’m so glad you were happy. You should know he doesn’t even have a personalized message on his own voicemail, so you are the only person on the planet whose vm he handles personally.

Keith Phillips

@vfrwiz

4 years

@CamillaCleese @dangerousdilks @JohnCleese @BookCameo @JohnCleese @CamillaCleese I got in early, but even now it's a bargain. John has given me so much laughter in my life I could not be happier to have this utterly brilliant answerphone message. Comedy legend at £250 or Caitlyn Jenner for £2100 Mmmm.

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

5 years

@ihatejoelkim @nicolebyer @JohnCleese Please leave me out of this. I think Nicole is great and have nothing but respect. Have you never disagreed with your Dad?

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

3 years

Merry Christmas Everyone❤️! Did you get your best friends the ultimate gift?

Camilla Cleese (@camillacleese) • Instagram video

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

3 years

My Christmas tree decorated to embody 2020; ugly, possibly dying, wearing PPE, police tape in lieu of tinsel, with a Trump wig falling off the top

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

1 year

Happy belated Father’s Day to the #BestDadEverMostOfTheTime

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

1 year

Waking up my daughter @camillacleese with a camera crew! 🤣 Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there. #FathersDay #fatherdaughter #BestDadEver

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

3 years

Thanks for coming out! We had a blast, love Denver 🙏🏽

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

I’m case you were wondering what my Dad looks like when he’s not in costume, here’s a video:

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

4 years

How can you help? The "Souls in Torment Appeal" is from The Frost Report, airing 24/3/1966. I was 26 at the time, and quite a handsome young devil!

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

7 years

Love this poem- remember @JohnCleese @KeithOlbermann ?

Donald

@trumps_twin

7 years

An ode to Sean Hannity. by John Cleese Aping urbanity, Oozing with vanity, Plump as a manatee, Faking humanity, Journalistic calamity, Intellectual inanity, Fox News insanity, You're a profanity, Hannity. Thank you #280 for this #ThursdayThoughts

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

You clearly don’t understand what a joke is, either. But, I love that you tried to explain how a joke works to @JohnCleese

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

When your Dad has an emotional support stuffed animal...

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

4 years

It's a known fact that there were emotional support animals in Shakespearean times. @CamillaCleese #fbf #travel

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

Where did you find this?! Never seen it before. Love - my mom and dad @JohnCleese

Jonathan Trevithick (unofficial)

@JonTrevithick

4 years

John Cleese with Barbara Trentham. Mid '80s. @CamillaCleese

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

3 years

Coronavirus is basically the Trump of viruses: - highly unpredictable - incomprehensible logic and behavior - kills some people while others are pardoned - hits minorities the hardest - IQ of a single cell organism - impossible to get rid of

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

My beautiful mama :)

Sir Michael Hfuhruhurr MP, OBJ, BFC, FYI,🍊🍊🧡🧡

@BanjoHfuhruhur

4 years

@CamillaCleese @JohnCleese Barbara Trentham painting, UK, 6th December 1971.

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

I got an app to find out what celeb I looked like...

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

Missing stand up. Especially doing stand up at my favorite @ComedyMagicClub ❤️

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

2 years

Study Finds Viagra Linked to Almost 70% Lower Risk of Alzheimer's… It says it’s bc “it increases blood flow to the brain, also proving the male brain is located in the penis”

Giant Study Finds Viagra Is Linked to Almost 70% Lower Risk of Alzheimer's

Wait, what?

www.sciencealert.com

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

7 years

In case anybody was wondering, this is the guy who taught me the art of language

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

7 years

More fun than 'dickhead' or 'fuckwit' or 'scumbag' I also like 'dunderhead' and 'bungalownut'

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

5 years

Maybe we should call them “City Deer”?

National Review

@NRO

5 years

Experts: Stop Using the Word ‘Cyclist’ Because It ‘Dehumanises’ Bike Riders via @KatTimpf

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

2 years

Actually, I use navigation apps, which @JohnCleese deemed “unreliable” (read: doesn’t know how to use them). Despite having recorded a voice for one…

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

2 years

Update from the road. My daughter @CamillaCleese has the map. Please send hope. and snacks. Meet us for a live silly show! Seattle on 5/23: Santa Barbara on 5/25: Sacramento on 5/27:

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

Look! I’m a doctor! For a brief time you can get my medical expertise* *my training includes watching every episode of house, playing “Operation”, and using the best medicine (laughter).

Comedy Flo

@comedyflo

4 years

Watch #ComedyDoctors with host @FrankLicari this Mon, Nov 2 at 6pm PT/9pm ET on YouTube and Facebook...LIVE! This week’s guests: @CamillaCleese Larry Hankin & @1keithrobinson

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

5 years

Pilot on my flight over the PA system: “Sorry for the delay, we are experiencing mechanical problems”. Me: “Next time, lie to us.”

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

Oh HELL NO. Maybe they’re trying to pretend to have a sense of humor?

Eric Idle

@EricIdle

4 years

The National Republican Congressional Committee has stolen the Lumberjack Song for an ad against Cindy Axne in Iowa. While we sue these low life thieving reprobates lets VOTE for Cindy to piss them off. Are all Republicans now lawless? Whatever happened to America?

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

5 years

Finally, a trivia question I can answer! The one in the Chef’s hat

Monty Python

@montypython

5 years

Which Python are you most like?

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

2 years

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to post about how they were victimized by it, does it make a sound?

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

3 years

Could we rename it #FuckCancerDay ? #WorldCancerDay I spent a year at the hospital while my mother battled leukemia and did endless research. I learned: - Nurses are superheroes & angels - #fuckbigpharmaandtheFDA for their insatiable greed despite the cost of human lives

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

There Already is A Perfect Hercules Live-Action Remake, So...

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

2 years

They keep getting the Cleeses confused on this tour, so I had to correct his title.

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

2 years

This is what happens when you bring your daughter on tour @CamillaCleese . Come join us for a live silly show: 👻🎩 #Vancouver 5/17 #Victoria 5/18 #Seattle 5/23 #SantaBarbara 5/25 #Sacramento 5/27

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

If you’re going to insult me at least use good grammar 😂

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

5 years

Hey comedians- if you don’t read this whole story (thread) you’re missing out. I was a little late to the party, but this made my day, Ed, thank you 🙏🏼 @ed_solomon

Ed Solomon

@ed_solomon

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Several years after we worked together on his 1st TV show, I was outside at a cafe on Beverly Blvd( (I was working on the outline of Men in Black, so it'd have to be be early 93). And I happened to be wearing a crew gift t-shirt that said: "It's Garry Shandling's T-shirt."

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

Holy earthquake Batman 😳

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

This is how we show affection

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

3 years

Tonight I’m opening for the hilarious @thelovemaster Craig Shoemaker at @FlappersComedy in #burbank at 8pm !

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

You’d better. Especially one in particular.

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

4 years

I'm happy to tell you that proceeds from All Things Comedy on YouTube tomorrow will go to stand-up comedians who are unable to perform at the moment I love stand up comedians They're brave...

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

Apparently someone didn’t know there is a country by the same name as the state Georgia 🤦🏼‍♀️

Sean

@seanbtw

4 years

@realDonaldTrump GEORGIA HAS A POPULATION OF 3.7M PEOPLE BUT SOMEHOW HAS 5M VOTES!?!? WHAT IS GOING ON IN OUR COUNTRY!?!

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Camilla Cleese

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It means the world to me to see that the community of Lake Bluff is honoring and commemorating my Mom and her work. I still miss her every day, but to be reminded of how many lives she touched and how many others…

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@CamillaCleese

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When your favorite music from your high school years is played on the classic rock station #SignsThatYoureOld

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 months

*you’re 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

After an hour of cardio in a mask and gloves - Coronavirus PPE - I learned something about myself: I would not do well as a bank robber.

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

6 years

Yes, thank God he had scripts to make him funny. Scripts that he wrote...

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

5 years

We should start calling him Mic-drop Palin.

BBC Archive

@BBCArchive

5 years

#OnThisDay 1979: John Cleese, Michael Palin, Malcolm Muggeridge and the Bishop of Southwark memorably discussed Monty Python's Life of Brian.

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

Has anyone else written “make to do list” on their to do list, just to be able to cross off one completed task that day? Asking for a friend

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

Such a fun show ❤️

telegramdotcom

@telegramdotcom

4 years

Review: On Hanover Theatre stage, Cleese humor never grows old @CraigSemon @HanoverTheatre @CamillaCleese @JohnCleese

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

It seems like the most sane, civilized, and rational way to decide the next president will be to forgo the election in favor of The Hunger Games

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

5 years

Trophy Hunting baffles me. I don’t understand humans who take joy in killing animals. But, I also don’t understand paying a lot of $ for a guaranteed score so you can show it off. It’s like hanging an expensive dead hooker over your fireplace.

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

8 years

Oh! And thanks for using my stand up joke on Conan @JohnCleese -- I can't wait to get accused of stealing it from you. #nepotism

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

6 years

The show is at 3:50 pm and it’s an hour long but thanks Dad! 😘

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

6 years

I would like any of my Twits who are in Edinburgh to know that my daughter Camilla is doing her 30 minute stand-up at the Assembly George Square Studios at 4.00pm She did it for me yesterday and I can recommend it

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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

4 years

If it’s true that “Diamonds are a girl’s best friend”, then I have no best friends and I don’t want any. Sure, they sparkle, but boring AF

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