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marc maron

@marcmaron

4 years

@WhitneyCummings What’s a pinned tweet?

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4 years

21 years sober today!

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22 years sober today.

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I have 20 years sober today.

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i miss her

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23 years sober today!

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19 years sober today! It’s possible.

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2 years

@WhitneyCummings Maybe add ‘to be funny’ to the list.

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9 months

I’m 24 years sober today.

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marc maron

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7 years

25.6% voted Clinton 25.5% voted Trump 46.9% didn't vote and that's how democracy dies

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4 years

This is what watching a country die looks like.

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2 years

Oh no. RIP Bob Saget. Truly one of the nicest guys and so funny. Very sad.

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4 years

No more GLOW. Sorry. Stinks.

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4 years

It took a little over 5 weeks but I’ve now entered the ‘ice cream’ stage of grieving.

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marc maron

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3 years

Rudy got the Rona sounds like a Ramones song title.

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marc maron

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4 years

Wait, so, Hunter Biden invented Covid with China and paid for it with Ukrainian gas money and emailed the receipt to his father who forwarded it to Pedo ring pizza place? Do I have it right? So confusing.

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marc maron

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4 years

It’s still okay to just drive around with no destination for a few hours on a beautiful day, right?

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2 years

If you are a regular hiker you will probably have to take the surprise secret shit outdoors someday and you will never forget it.

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marc maron

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3 years

Oh, sweet victory. fuck this fuck forever. Go, Joe.

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marc maron

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4 years

Solid.

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marc maron

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3 years

Norm Macdonald has passed away. He was one of the best comics ever. After we talked in 2011 I couldn't believe what an amazing talk it was. I still can't. One of the best episodes. Here it is. RIP

Repost - Norm Macdonald from 2011 — WTF with Marc Maron Podcast

From October 2011, Marc's revelatory conversation with Norm Macdonald about life, comedy, gambling, death and Rodney. Norm died on September 14, 2021 at age 61.

www.wtfpod.com

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4 years

57 today. Yay?

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Happy Birthday, Lynn. RIP

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4 years

One would hope there’s some soul searching going on in this country: ‘am I as fucking stupid as Trump thinks I am?’

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marc maron

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2 years

I bought an air fryer. What happens now?

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2 years

Me and Sally. RIP

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marc maron

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7 months

60 today. Never thought I’d make it this far. It’s crazy. Grateful.

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marc maron

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3 years

Feels like we were all just released from a hostage situation.

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marc maron

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6 years

I’ll do it.

Saturday Night Live - SNL

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6 years

Who should be #SNLhost ? Let us know in the replies ⬇️

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marc maron

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4 years

Quick reminder. The president has instructed domestic terrorists to fuck up the election. So, there might be nazis where you vote. Just a heads up.

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marc maron

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4 years

RIP Monkey. He was a good guy. Sweet guy. We’d been through a lot together in our 16 year friendship. I’ll really miss this little guy. I could always count on him. Loved him. Bye, buddy.

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marc maron

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5 years

Hey! Good news! One more round!

The Hollywood Reporter

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'GLOW' renewed for fourth and final season at Netflix

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marc maron

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4 years

Holy shit! That’s stunning. Making me cry. Wow. Great work.

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been working on this for a week-ish (15hrs) now, didn’t expect to finish it on the same day Monkey crossed the bridge. RIP to an extremely well loved big orange creamsicle of a cat. @marcmaron ❤️

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marc maron

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5 years

This. Next Thursday.

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marc maron

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3 years

I miss you, Lynn Shelton!

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marc maron

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4 years

forgot how much I loved doing fucking nothing

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4 years

I know for a FACT Lynn Shelton would be thrilled with her Emmy nomination for directing for LFE! Deserved. She was the real deal. Miss her. A lot. #RIP

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marc maron

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1 year

There’s like one Jew for every million non Jews. If we run the world it’s obviously because the rest of you are kind of dumb?

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marc maron

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4 years

this is a very difficult time for people who need a lot of attention and aren’t children

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5 years

if you can’t punch up, punch sideways, or punch yourself in the face over and over. Both tried and true comedy approaches.

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4 years

its not karma, it’s stupidity

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4 years

Holy shit. i put on 19 pounds in the last 22 hours.

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4 years

I just listened to the new @taylorswift13 album in it’s entirety. I get it. Oh, god....what’s happening to me?

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marc maron

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3 years

apparently I’m in a cornbread eating contest and I’m alone and i’m going to win this thing

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5 years

I think Tarantino really captured how amazing it must’ve been to be able to drive quickly around Los Angeles.

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2 years

when you unfollow someone who annoys you, within days you barely think about them anymore. its magic. I recommend it. even if im the one you unfollow.

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marc maron

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4 years

Big news! My father just listened to an episode of @WTFpod for the first time! Today!

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4 years

And just when you think things can only get worse, they do.

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marc maron

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3 years

Farewell to the King of the mouth pigs! He inspired the worst in people.

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marc maron

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2 years

Sally Kellerman was radiant and beautiful and fun and so great to work with. She played my mom on my series ‘Maron.’ My real mom was very flattered and a bit jealous. I’m sad she’s gone. RIP

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marc maron

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6 years

satire sharp as a knife. perfect. good job @CH_Cartoon !

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6 years

So, @GlowNetflix is coming back for round 3! Dig it. #vegas

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6 years

I've been friends with Louis CK for a long time. I read the article and none of it is good. I'll have more to say about it on my own show and not a shitty platform like Twitter.

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marc maron

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4 years

We lost another one way too young. RIP Kirk Douglas.

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4 years

RIP LaFonda. My close friend for 15 plus years. Tough cat. Pretty cat. I’ll miss her.

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2 years

The Beatles are exactly like I thought they would be. I've known them all my life. This is the first time we’ve hung out though.

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marc maron

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3 years

One plague down....

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2 years

RIP Louie Anderson a true comedy craftsman. A funny, authentic, sweet man. Here are talks from June 2016 and April 2018.

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1 year

Today is the third anniversary of the passing of the amazing Lynn Shelton. She is missed. Every day.

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3 years

They’re probably reminiscing about what it was like to be on my show and how they learned which mics to use from me.

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4 years

Is it me? I thought I was dreaming that.

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3 years

ok, time to consume 200-800 calories 10 minutes before I go to sleep.

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4 years

most of the time when people think they are being clever they are being annoying

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marc maron

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4 years

Has anyone checked if QAnon updated its information and explored the president’s well wishes and relationship to a facilitator of a real child prostitution ring.

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3 years

No one shit on the dead he didn’t like more than Rush. Always. He would be honored to be treated in kind. Quit crying.

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marc maron

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5 years

Day 3 no nicotine lozenges. FUCKING FUCK FUCK. STUPID. BULLSHIT. FUCK THIS FUCKING FUCK SHIT i’m ok.

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5 years

Hey, Marvel movie fans! Stop acting like outraged religious fanatics defending their belief system. It’s okay if I don’t believe. Let it go. Also, I’m actually big fan of a lot of comic art. Try to relax your mainstream asses.

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5 years

Another singular force of nature gone. RIP Brody Stevens.

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Let's see what the nihilistic crew of apocalyptic morons do today.

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RIP John Prine. The real deal. Great American singer/songwriter that found the heart and humor in even the darkest of human stories through song. Genius. Very heavy loss.

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2 years

does ‘free thinker’ mean sucker for extraordinary bullshit

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4 years

Trying to ease back into doing @WTFpod today. I talked to @iamsambee before the sadness.

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7 months

Next week.

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3 years

Saw ‘Pig’ last night. Had no idea it was a poetic meditation on grief. Ripped me open. Cage is king.

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5 years

I succeeded in living another year! Thanks for all happy bday wishes!

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3 years

Just listened to a Yes album in its entirety for the first time in my life, confirming my suspicions. A lot going on, none of it for me.

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4 years

Tomorrow is Brad Pitt and @LeoDiCaprio day on @WTFpod !

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Two guys come up to me while I’m eating. Guy 1: You Marc Maron? Me: Yeah. Guy 1: Yo, can I get picture? Me: Yeah. Guy 2: Sorry to bother you. Guy1: I don’t give a fuck. We do pic. #Pittsburgh

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I love when the righty derp herd says that shitting on Emperor Trump is ‘getting old.’ Believe me when I tell you— we can’t wait to stop.

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RIP @TheRichardLewis . He was an inspiration, a hero and a friend to me. Loved him. A comedic force of nature. Real deal.

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Adios, Eddie. You changed the world. #eruption

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Here we go again. Another one. Hope we all do okay.

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3 years

another long day of joyless, compulsive behavior to fight the dread

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Richard Belzer died. He was an original. One of the greats, babe. I loved the guy. RIP

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RIP Charles Grodin. One of the great cranky comedic geniuses.

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It’s a blizzard of red snowflakes.

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i care less and less about more and more

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seems like doubling down on being a shitty person is here to stay

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When you cook something that doesn't come out right and you keep compulsively tasting it angrily thinking it will taste like you want it to eventually until its gone. I’m living that.

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I’m transitioning into an old man. I was always one inside. Happy to be whole.

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5 years

Tomorrow is the 1000th episode of @WTFpod !

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@kanyewest I’ve invited you to come on @WTFpod ! Invitation still stands!

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4 years

Too late for me to get into The Cure?

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Meet Sammy! #SammyRed #Samster #TheSamMan

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Fuck. RIP Anthony Bourdain. American original. Punk rock seeker. Engaged eater and cooker. Onward. Parts unknown. Here's our @WTFpod from 2011

REPOST - Anthony Bourdain from 2011 — WTF with Marc Maron Podcast

From Episode 233, this is Marc's conversation with Anthony Bourdain, conducted in 2011. Anthony died on June 8, 2018, at age 61.

www.wtfpod.com

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Is anyone else watching Cobra Kai?

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Monday. Eddie Murphy. @WTFpod

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If they developed a vaccine for virulent stupidity, the people that needed it the most, would refuse to get it.

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Going Through Customs in Dublin (a short play) Customs Agent: What are you doing in Ireland? Me: I’m doing a stand up show at Vicar Street. (he looks at my passport) Customs Guy: I’ve never heard of ya. Me: That’s fine. (he stamps passport)

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i have a feeling tomorrow is going to be an exciting demonic pig shit show of some kind

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