Coconut Tree Faller Outer Ofer @Cam_Oflage Twitter profile

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@Cam_Oflage

6 years

when you're walking down the sidewalk & see a cat in someone's driveway

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5 months

very sad video... like watching a veteran trying to move his phantom limb

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4 months

the lightbulb of my lamp ever since i watched this

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3 years ago there was a new racist neighbour lady video like every week but the one that i still think about is this Orochimaru one

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it's literally impossible.. your bitch has to be bad but not TOO bad, or you're a bitch, & that's bad.. you're supposed to smoke good, but if you smoke TOO tough you have to stop..? they expect you to move different, but if your swag TOO different they'll KILL you??

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@Cam_Oflage

4 months

BBC Sherlock trying to figure out if some guy's name is an anagram:

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Working in the NYC subway on the go with Apple Vision Pro?! 🤯🤯

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@Cam_Oflage

3 months

still cracks me up that one of the big reveals in Dune is just that Dune is called Dune

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@Cam_Oflage

3 months

everything else aside it's impossible not to just think "live Dr Han reaction" every time they cut back to Dae Kim staring sternly

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AZULA USING LIGHTNING SO EFFORTLESSLY LIKE THAT #AvatarTheLastAirbender

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Last of Us and Skinamarink have opened to wild success this year bc their style of horror doesn't rely on jump scares or gore but simply on showing audiences what it would be like to live in Alberta

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4 years

States deciding they're ready to reopen / COVID-19

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@Cam_Oflage

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To recap: Plainclothes ran up on random accountant & his family in a parkade, boxing him in w/ van. He thought it was a carjacking & ran one over escaping Charged him w 1st degree, & officers told stories in court that were contradicted by 2 expert reconstructions & surveillance

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@TorontoStar

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#BREAKING : Umar Zameer has been acquitted of all charges in death of Toronto police Const. Jeffrey Northrup

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it's too bad ppl stopped saying "oh BROTHER" about stuff after the 90s bc this is textbook oh brother material

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All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍 📷: Beth Garrabrant

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@Cam_Oflage

4 years

Boris Johnson dying while the Ghanaian pallbearer meme is big would be the closest Britain has ever gotten to giving reparations

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2 months

watching first 1:05 of this: every single one of these new animals is uglier and dumber than the last, they must have let abomination school out early today seeing the lil cuttlefish at 1:06: their is beauty in every soul

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@newscientist

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Scientists have discovered around a hundred new ocean species in Bounty Trough, an oceanic rift off New Zealand's south island 🪸

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@Cam_Oflage

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This shit ain't nothing to me man I'm on them Geidi Prime gom jabbars I'm on them Harkonnen hashbrowns I got 3 girlfriends in my dressing room cannibalizing my other 2 girlfriends Injected the opps with designer drugs & had a knife fight in a stadium the shape of a billiards rack

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imo the zoomer sex scene stuff is a symptom of something worse than youths becoming prudes: general audiences becoming complete plotcels seems like in recent years more audiences that ever just think most of art is about what "happened"

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@Cam_Oflage

4 years

@jugga101 Congressman Tut

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@Cam_Oflage

3 months

painting yourself looking like you're in Winnie the Pooh while literally being Hitler might be the smollest that anyone has ever beaned

Sesame street traditionalist (bot noticer arc)

@iwantobehigh

3 months

@SweatieAngle Hitler self-portrait looks like your kid’s best watercolour you put on the fridge for seven years

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After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up under a coconut tree and believe you fell out of it. You take the red pill - you stay in in the context of all in which you live, and I show you what came before..

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@Cam_Oflage

1 year

Will never stop being funny that when Liz Warren finally gave up, her staffers immediately bungled into 2 *separate* inadvertent nazi tattoo controversies

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3 months

man i like PSH as much as the next twitter user but we're entering Charlie Brown Had Hoes territory here

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@airbagged

3 months

this is the coolest a guy has ever looked

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Chani in the last half hour of the movie

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@Cam_Oflage

5 years

when your boy gets hit with that antifa instant concrete milkshake

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2 years

Walking through here gently drifting my hands along the boxes like Gladiator entering the fields of elysium

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@Cam_Oflage

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JJ taking the Lakers coaching job

NBA TV

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“I think it’s a death sentence. I think he’s jumping on a grenade. … As a first-year coach, I wouldn’t recommend that job for anybody.” @ChanningFrye on JJ Redick being “considered favorite” to become the new head coach of the Lakers

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@Cam_Oflage

7 years

bröther we are at the cöast

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@TwoPaddocks

7 years

Pigs. On a cliff.

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@Cam_Oflage

6 years

time to address the elephant in the rink

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@icedoutomnitrix

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6 years

when I climb a mountain and I turn around and I see my reflection in the snow covered hills

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4 years

You gotta get in the ride with one of them, who you picking?

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@Cam_Oflage

4 years

People really just don't get it. The point of a protest or a riot isn't to just "make your voices heard" or whatever, or to extract an eye for an eye from the specific culprits. It's to make society nonfunctional until people with power bend

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@Cam_Oflage

4 years

It is 2020. I am being endorsed by the NYT It is 1980. I am marrying Bruce, as a Republican who says she's Cherokee It is 1967. I am entering college, as a Republican who says she's Cherokee It is 1995. I am Harvard's highest paid prof, as a Republican who says she's Cherokee

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@FamousCeleb obligatory

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@ldrinkh20 update: the Suez canal issue has been resolved

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@Burniedankers @lackingsaint

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6 years

Forest Whitaker signing up to play characters with accents

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max🗿 (hello 👋) 🇵🇸

@awildmaxdisapp1

2 years

The April Fool is the world's lowest creature. To be made a fool is to be rendered inhuman, stripped of all reason

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5 years

Lost a full minute of my day to uncontrollably hyena laughing bc my gf told me she went to see her friend's school play as a kid and they did RENT but made it about having diabetes

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@Cam_Oflage

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john blackthorne invented resistance lib swears in the year 1600

𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 🎾💦

@EmmaTolkin

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Making this my official Blackthorne Insult thread for my Shōgun watch.

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I AM A LIGHTNING BENDER FIRE LORD HAN, I AM A LIGHTNING BENDER!!

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@icedoutomnitrix Things that were fine in the 60s: -smoking indoors -driving without seatbelts -using lead paint -Hill Dawg

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@sabatonfan69 @granitelefty PETERSON: "These women degrade him and they, they focus on every mistake.. [Sounding heartbroken & helpless] They call him baka, call him baka shinji [Pushing through the tears & becoming resolute] NO young man deserves to feel like a baka!"

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@Cam_Oflage

8 years

Lovin It recording, Day 1 PUSHA: "coke parties in the ball pit / got–" McD EXEC: ok Pusher, gonna stop u right there

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@pitchfork

8 years

. @PUSHA_T wrote the McDonald's "I'm Lovin It" jingle

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5 years

Can't believe Arya never used her face-changing powers in the finale Instead of Jon stabbing Dany and getting exiled for queenslaying it shouldve been Arya disguising herself as Grey Worm, stabbing Dany, and getting exiled for doing blackface

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@Cam_Oflage

7 years

@b_hartill Couples costume idea

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6 years

don't bother telling me to just close any of the 50 tabs I have open, it's not gonna happen

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@SheriffFreak "um, this isn't your hole. I know the person who it was made for, and it isn't you, so what are you doing climbing into it?"

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@DiscussingFilm @JimmyKimmelLive this has less life, energy, and flow to it than that one video of dobby dancing

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4 years

Responding to a massive black power movement against cops by picking a vp who is black but also a cop is one of the most Dem moves imaginable lmao

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@CGasparino

4 years

BREAKING: Dem sources say as of now @JoeBiden VP is between @KamalaHarris & @RepValDemings . Despite Demings lower name recognition, I am told via @LJMoynihan she's got a legitimate shot. Insiders worried about Harris record as a prosecutor that can be attacked by the left & Trump

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in the 2000s like 20% of rap videos involved the government hunting the rapper(s) down for making too many good songs, & ended with "to be continued..." even tho there was no plot to continue other than that general concept

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Officers insisted colleague was standing with hands up when run down Experts & footage indicate he'd been knocked to ground & wasn't clearly visible in car's path Police had mounted a heavy PR push around officer's death, & mayor + premier publicly railed against bail release

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@Cam_Oflage

4 years

After being told kneeling was not enough, Justin Trudeau takes his gestures of solidarity to the next level

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Someone just showed up with his face painted black. Police have escorted him away #torontoprotests

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9 years

Is this what you want, you animals?? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT http://t.co/dbOiVAj27k

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@limitlessjest him showing up to Subway HQ with name change papers while out on day parole

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u have to be him, but if u have to say i'm him youre not him u have to be a problem,or u have a problem u need to say "i'm just tryna get like u" but if u get like them youre cloutsharking? u need to believe in yrself but never believe in magic til u see your dawg turn to a snake

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@Cam_Oflage

4 years

Obama admitting he gave up on leftism bc he didn't get any girls confirms that imperialist neoliberal presidency now officially qualifies for the list of "what zero pussy does to a mf"

Daniel Steinmetz-Jenkins

@daniel_dsj2110

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Obama on his how his discovery of Marx and Foucault in college became inseparable from “a strategy for picking up girls”:

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@GreenDay

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3 years

Dune is about some witches doing a thousand years of race science and human breeding to try to create the Craziest White Boy

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At the time, this Jacuzzi had a Fremen name: Hot Tub Time Machine.

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4 years

reading the Labour leaks

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@Julian_Epp which way, western man ?

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checking in on enlightenment cosplay twitter real quick

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4 years

@cal_beu the best the discourse could conclude a few years ago is that saruman probably just gave them all the words he could think of or something??

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@Mike2020

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Shams Charania

@ShamsCharania

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Kevin Durant has requested a trade out of Brooklyn, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium .

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@kurtis_wu @AOC honestly the part where she first opens the door kind of has survival horror game energy

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4 years

This man Jamal Murray the new King in the North

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@Cam_Oflage

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@mrnastynodrama hard to believe i'm reading something so shamelessly immoral, discriminatory, and disgusting -- firing a worker on christmas eve !!??

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6 years

gotta be extremely careful what you wish for

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@Cam_Oflage

6 years

@JesseKellyDC lol you massive loser there's no bigger example of peacetime decadence & soft-minded fake problems than wishing for a war just so you won't have to scroll past articles on your phone about people trying not to be racist

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7 years

LIVE UPDATE: Bernie isn't satisfied with just Trump, he's out here cooking everyone

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5 years

and i OOP ta la gasolina

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@FranklinLilly2 @ADincgor they were investigating a stabbing that had happened in the area during the Canada Day festivities & had somehow decided Zameer was a suspect

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@SeanRMoorhead Doctor Strange 2 rumoured to have "a heavy Lovecraft influence, in more ways than one"

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6 years

this is like calling a harden tv show "Defense" or a lebron show "Hair" or an MJ show "Empathy" or a d rose show "Lots of knee cartilage and respect for women"

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4 years

still one of the greatest ever snapshots of this site

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@Cam_Oflage

4 years

there are more people included in the chrissy teigen twitter lockdown than the NYC covid lockdown

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Locking when you have 12.8 million followers is one of the funniest things you can do on here.

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@hum_dunkin guy has 2 separate movies where he says he'll kill himself if a woman doesn't do what he asks and neither made it into the 4 male manipulator slots lmao

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@Cam_Oflage

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Twitter is rolling out an extremely bad policy that doesn't add any teeth to its existing anti-hate-speech rules but will get ppl suspended for things like calling CEOs parasites or ICE agents monsters U can tell them how bad it is using this feedback box:

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@PCMag

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Twitter will enact a new 'dehumanization policy' to stop hateful speech:

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@rachelmillman the blonde lady talks like she's cycling through all the voices from Despicable Me

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@SenRickScott

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@edmontonpolice Glad to see Edmonton police officers will stop at nothing to solve sexual assaults from 2019! To learn more about their important work, Google "Edmonton police officer sexual assault 2019"

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still can't believe ja morant actually did it again

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7 years

your mentions after you tweet about like immigration being good or something

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@DailyBUCKS @BlackTonyBlair lmao these people really found a gull covered in food behind a restaurant and thought they caught Ho Oh

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text on a tiktok: GRWM my brain reading it: George R Warr Martin

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@dosherto

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Ameriboo menswear spaniard, you have to stop Your hat too racist, your look too mario, your pants too subway jared Ameriboo menswear spaniard:

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People assume The Last of Us must have spent a ton on CGI & sets to create those eerie vistas of an abandoned and decaying urban core, but that was just regular downtown Calgary

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That Joe Biden quote from today sounds like anime dialogue