Cam @CamThePerson Twitter profile

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Some people say I have some pretty controversial takes. All I'm saying is, what's stopping you from shipping it right now? #shipit

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3 years

@jackaldinho This took somewhere around 8 hours (sous vide then reverse seared). Worth it.

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4 years

The NBA suspends the season. Months from now, Nurkic, Collins and Hood are fully healed. The Blazers capture the eighth seed easily and upset the Lakers in the first round, en route to an NBA Championship. A single tear rolls down Lillard’s face...

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2 years

@elonmusk You’re weird man.

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3 years

When Doris Burke spends five minutes passionately and legitimately explaining the brilliance of Damian Lillard.

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5 years

@RyanAndMiller @hescrafty18 @bigweems @HPbasketball

Discord - A New Way to Chat with Friends & Communities

Discord is the easiest way to communicate over voice, video, and text. Chat, hang out, and stay close with your friends and communities.

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3 years

Lmaaaaoooo

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2 years

We better have one helluva tribute video for @CJMcCollum ready on March 30th.

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6 months

Toumani Camara this season: - 24 points - 16 rebounds - 6 assists Every other player drafted in the 2nd round, combined: - 29 points - 19 rebounds - 1 assist Not bad. #RipCity

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5 years

@pdxbrocialite

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3 years

@itsadryn @nerdist @CNET 100%. That thing is not a pod.

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3 years

How’d I do, @Dame_Lillard ? #HappyHalloween #RipCity

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3 years

Hearing Blazers playoff capacity is going to increase from 1,900 to 9,500 👀

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7 months

@FrusetMoln @dieworkwear @CarnivalSeb This is the most unexpectedly delightful subject change I think I’ve ever witnessed.

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8 months

@andykirn @ChloeNumberIII Production budget. Once you add the marketing budget and the theater’s cut, who knows if it was even profitable.

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@CamThePerson

2 years

Inject this shit into my veins. #RipCity

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3 years

A little nervous about putting this out there, but fuck it.

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@CamThePerson

3 years

Wipe those tears away. Blazers in 7, bitches.

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@CamThePerson

10 months

@sreekyshooter I hate that I’m online enough to understand this. But also, well done 👏🏼

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5 years

@reallybutch @TwitterTV

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2 years

@smilinwarlock @Parrotgamer16 @ProtonInspector Like literally didn’t even have to read the whole article. The relevant part was screenshot jfc.

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@CamThePerson

3 years

Hi. My name is Cameron Hermens and I'm an addict. My marriage failed because of it. I've started therapy and I'm hopeful for the future, but damn this shit sucks right now.

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@CamThePerson

4 years

When I see Cartman trending and I know I’m gonna see the same stupid tweet and Denzel Washington... YET. AGAIN.

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7 months

I’m sorry what

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5 years

@reallybutch @TwitterTV “How you feeling?” “Great. I ran a 5k this morning.” “Really?” “No, I threw up in the shower.”

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3 years

@MonicaLewinsky So you’re asking what’s kraken?

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3 years

Let’s fucking go. #RipCity

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6 years

@ellle_em This isn’t quite that but I swear it’s still my favorite.

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3 years

@TheGentleSenpai @jackaldinho It was a standing rib roast (prime rib), so it needed to be cut.

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2 years

I never bought a McCollum jersey. And weirdly, now it feels like the right time to grab one.

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@CamThePerson

3 years

First Blazers game with my sister. Come say hi if you see us. #RipCity

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@CamThePerson

11 months

I’m actually…. optimistic? Guessing we’ll trade Ant at some point, and I honestly don’t think Dame asks out. Maybe it’s just me. I’m happy with how today went.

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1 year

@DragonfrogMog @CubicleApril I’m sorry but I died after reading this 😂

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2 years

#BlazersTwitter is full of beautiful, amazing people. #RipCity

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5 years

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6 years

@mradamscott Really heard this in Ben Wyatt’s voice tho.

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7 months

WHY IS THERE AN APOSTROPHE

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3 years

Look who I found. #TheSchonz #RipCity

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3 months

***deeeeeeep breath*** Let’s do this. #RipCity

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6 months

Jabari Walker rn. #RipCity

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5 years

@calebsynan Hey if the glove fits...

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4 years

@mondaypunday Wait til you see the hidden 10,000 feet charges.

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@CamThePerson

7 months

Was it probably in the Blazers best interest to move on from Dame? Yeah, probably. Did he deserve the kind of passive aggressive send-off Cronin ultimately gave him? Hell fucking no.

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@CamThePerson

3 years

First game with the girl. LFG #RipCity

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5 years

@pdxbrocialite I’d like to thank the time me and my friends spent an entire summer talking like E-40 after “Tell me when to go” came out.

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3 years

I really don't ask y'all for much, but if this gets a measly 389,396 retweets, @Dame_lillard will overtake Doncic for the starting spot in the #NBAAllStar game.

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3 years

I saw Rasheed Wallace at the EB Games in Lloyd Center once. Some kid asked for his autograph, and he said, “Nah, maybe later.” Legend.

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@CamThePerson

17 days

I wasn't entirely sure what to expect when I met @t3dotgg , but dude is genuine, egoless, and his Twitch departure story is one of the best things I've ever heard. I'm still firmly convinced it could thrive as a direct to VHS movie starring Matthew McConaughey.

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@CamThePerson

1 year

@johnny_crq @killnicole As a Musk fan, are you completely oblivious to satire?

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@CamThePerson

2 years

Imagine being so upset about a basketball game, you resort to racist language. And also being stupid enough to post a picture of your actual ID on Twitter.

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3 years

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@aronwithonea1 @KendrickPerkins Awe you poor thing. It’s going to be okay.

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1 year

@Ticketmaster How can you be so terrible at the one thing you're supposed to do?

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2 years

@joshgondelman I… I think you just described Ben Wyatt?!

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@CamThePerson

2 years

Carne asada burritos >>>> California burritos. The last thing a friggin burrito needs is potatoes. Abolish potatoes in burritos.

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@CamThePerson

3 years

Oh also I’m 14 days sober, which is… something, I suppose.

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@CamThePerson

17 days

Squad goals. @ReactMiamiConf

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@CamThePerson

6 months

YOUR BOY JUST GOT A JOB OFFER

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@CamThePerson

6 months

Just finished an almost month-long job interview process and I’m feeling reeeaallyy good about this one. Should know by EOD Monday 🤞🏼

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@CamThePerson

8 days

Portland winters can be a slog, but springtime? Oh boy.

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@CamThePerson

7 months

I’ve met a lot of really cool folks through Blazers Twitter. People I’ve gone on trips with, people who’ve met my family, and the like. What I absolutely will never understand is being openly hostile to someone you’ve never met before. FOH with that.

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@CamThePerson

3 years

For the last year or so, I've met some amazing people through #BlazersTwitter . And yesterday, I had the pleasure of meeting a number of them while enjoying @jojo_pdx . Blazers Twitter stays undefeated.

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@CamThePerson

2 years

Rewatching Breaking Bad, and in the first ep where Saul appears, he asks, "Did Lalo send you?" Never caught that before. Crazy how far ahead Gilligan set up things for Better Call Saul.

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@CamThePerson

7 months

A story in two parts.

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No longer watching Miami Heat basketball on god

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@CamThePerson

2 years

Naturally, the day after I decide I'm gonna move to New York, I get laid off. So uhh... if your team is looking for software engineers, please let me know. DMs open. RTs very much appreciated.

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@CamThePerson

1 year

we did the thing. #ripcity

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@CamThePerson

2 years

I'm a psychopath in that I love knowing when I'm near a good burrito spot in Portland. So I turned the replies to this tweet into a Google Maps list:

Jojo Best Burritos in Portland · Cameron Hermens

20 places - Inspired by this tweet: https://twitter.com/jojo_pdx/status/1526678054306607106

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dr. baby (a big boy now)

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2 years

what's the best burrito in portland?

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@verymimi @Yancy_Azul Them knowing or not knowing the Try Guys personally has literally no bearing on their point, which is a good one. Take the L and move on.

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7 months

I think my favorite part of all of this is that it was getting kinda ugly for a second there. And it could’ve ended that way. But instead I’m absolutely elated and can’t wait to root for the Bucks to win it all. Go get ‘em, @Dame_Lillard . #RipCity

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@CamThePerson

3 months

Look at dese guys 😊

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@CamThePerson

3 years

We out here. Come say hi if you see me! #RipCity

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8 months

@JRodriguez81 @andykirn @ChloeNumberIII Sadly, I think the era of creative, lower budget movies is largely over. Seen a lot of discourse about this.

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@CamThePerson

3 years

Normalize meeting Twitter friends in real life. @KEVNDU

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3 years

A story in two parts. @IanKarmel @NNanpei

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3 years

@LlewLloyd @jackaldinho Because without a reverse sear, it would just have a slimy texture. Needs a good bark on the outside.

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5 years

@IanKarmel Sorry had to do it.

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8 years

Nice little @rhymesayers tribute. #PrayForParis @dematlas @atmosphere @jbird

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@CamThePerson

1 year

@LukaD09777584 @KendrickPerkins Did you… even watch the game? Dinwiddie went off in the fourth quarter, and Mavs also got solid contributions from Hardaway Jr. and Wood. Delete your account immediately.

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@CamThePerson

1 year

. @Jojo_pdx First of all, how dare you give this to my friend, but I have yet to get a single phallic-shaped wedge of potatoey goodness.

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@CamThePerson

1 year

I’m sure you’ve sometimes wondered: what would the @trailblazers look like as Pixar characters? Well, wonder no more! #RipCity #Blazers #AI #midjourney

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@CamThePerson

5 months

The loss sucks (kinda; sup 2024 NBA Draft?), but a lot of good things tonight: - Ant gonna Ant. His return opens up so much. - Shaedon is gonna be a superstar. - Scoot’s best game. - Toumani is absolutely that dude, defensively. I’m excited. Let’s go. #RipCity

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@CamThePerson

2 years

@threedkazee @DoctorZachJones @TA1297 So wait… you’re against ad hominem, but you won’t take advice from someone because of a personal characteristic, rather than the substance of their argument? Interesting.

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@CamThePerson

11 months

@Nibble_2x2 @rennaTcMrennaT @NetsFrequent Literally Zach Harper.

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11 months

I never once reported that

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@CamThePerson

6 months

Blazers fans gotta be down bad and kicking themselves for not having Tyler Herro’s illustrious 7 for 24 performance from last night.

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@CamThePerson

1 year

RIP Schonz. #RipCity

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@CamThePerson

10 months

Sometimes I’m sitting down, contemplating life things, and I think to myself… #FreeBam

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3 months

Eat at Palomar. And protect this man. @rickybellspdx

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3 years

I met @NNanpei (despite having no idea what he looked like)!

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3 years

Try to be sad while eating burgers with @NNanpei . I fucking dare you.

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@CamThePerson

11 months

@KnicksCentral @eeanalmonte This is so wrong it’s stupid.

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1 year

@drunkinRIPCITY

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4 years

Wow this blew up, uhh... - WASH YOUR HANDS - Stop hoarding toilet paper - Don’t be racist - Order some Chinese take out / support small businesses - Corona is in fact the worst Mexican beer

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@CamThePerson

3 years

Err… 15 days, but who’s counting? Me. I am counting.

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3 years

50 days sober 😏

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@CamThePerson

3 years

Do you want a PS5? Are you sick and tired of scalpers on the internet with their bots, hoarding all the existing inventory? Bonus: do you already have Node installed? If so, check out this super rudimentary bot I just created to help you grab one:

GitHub - camtheperson/get-my-ps5: A CLI utility to help people secure a PlayStation 5 (PS5).

A CLI utility to help people secure a PlayStation 5 (PS5). - camtheperson/get-my-ps5

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@CamThePerson

4 years

@Yassir_Lester Your credit card company: “Yessss. Do it.”

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@CamThePerson

1 year

@DannyMarang Lmaaaaooo why was this the first tweet suggested right underneath it 🤣

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@CamThePerson

8 months

Months of work has led to this. Starting my first garden, growing habaneros, and learning how to ferment. And now, I finally have my own hot sauce.

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@CamThePerson

8 months

Holy crap. Dream job.

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@CamThePerson

3 years

A tale as old as time: a @trailblazers game with my dad. #RipCity

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@CamThePerson

2 years

I was pretty close to going to last night’s game, but decided against it. That was a mistake. What a fucking game. Hopefully, we can look back at this point of the season as a turning point. Let’s go Blazers. #RipCity

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