Matt Aaron @BronxLaugher Twitter profile

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Matt Aaron

3 years

@velociraptisart @RammJaeger The funny thing is a fetus doesn't even *have* a heartbeat at 6 weeks. That's why all the official "heartbeat" bills put the word in quotes.

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Matt Aaron

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1 year

@AgentIgnorant @fasc1nate You think charging your kid to pay a debt makes the kid *less* likely to still be living with them? That makes no sense. If they've gotta repay a debt, they wouldn't have any cash to go make a living on their own.

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Matt Aaron

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3 years

@TazioNuvolari37 @GregAbbott_TX Texas: Where a virus has reproductive rights, but a woman doesn't.

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Matt Aaron

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1 year

@AmirTalai Every time I type "youth pastor" into Twitter search, it's a news story about a child abuser. 😂

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Matt Aaron

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2 months

@Variety I love this dude so much. He's liberal but plays a right-wing stereotype so well that right-wingers can't tell he's acting the whole time. 😂

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Matt Aaron

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7 months

@Jesse_Brenneman I have no clue about running websites, but isn't Wikipedia like the 8th or 9th most popular website on the planet? Don't they need to pay a ton for servers and maintenance?

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Matt Aaron

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2 years

@dubstep4dads lmao 🤣🤣🤣

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Matt Aaron

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3 years

@ABC They way he slipped "police officer" in between LGBTQ and Asian... 😂

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Matt Aaron

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1 year

@chrislhayes It's very fun and cool that every two years we have a coin flip to decide if America elects the Third Reich.

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Matt Aaron

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1 year

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Matt Aaron

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7 years

@pauloap @KevinSpacey Guy who walked in on teen girls changing probably not the best choice.

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Matt Aaron

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9 months

@RightWingCope She supposedly died from falling all the way down the stairs, yet somehow her cup of coffee didn't spill until she was near the bottom. Impressive. 😂

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Matt Aaron

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7 months

@uncledoomer lmao

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Matt Aaron

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2 years

@JodiGug3 lmao

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Matt Aaron

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2 years

@1bna0mi @24kRose_ He told *YOU* to have your shit together. I'm in TEARS!!! 🤣

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Matt Aaron

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11 months

@twinkophrenia LMAO

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Matt Aaron

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1 year

@andylevy This comment has me in absolute TEARS!!!

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Matt Aaron

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1 year

@hasanthehun Conservatives: "Fat people need to stop being so lazy." Also conservatives: "Why are these fat people exercising?" 😂

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

5 years

@RidingBackward @TrevorGriffey @AOC @SteveScalise Yes, the left commits so many mass shootings that the right has literally been mentioning the same one for the past 3 years.

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1 year

@TheHolyHighness @s8n I'm in tears. TEARS!!! 🤣

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Matt Aaron

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1 year

@waltermasterson That account is run by Proud Boys. They were exposed the other day. 😂

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1 year

@ZackBornstein I'm in tears. TEARS!!! 🤣

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Matt Aaron

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1 year

@kenklippenstein Honestly, I would've assumed the LillyPad username was the fake account. How the hell are people supposed to tell which one is real?

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Matt Aaron

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9 months

@notcapnamerica She was so convincing in that role they got people thinking she was the one who adopted him.

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Matt Aaron

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1 year

@FoxNews

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Matt Aaron

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2 months

@wafflehauss @esjesjesj *500 years from now* "So he died, huh? Libs owned!" 😂

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

8 years

@GenFlynn @snowfaked lmao. They have computer software that scans the emails to find duplicates.

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

1 year

@AKfortySlevin @ninaturner Yeah, I'm sure people who are paying zero dollars in income tax to begin with really give a shit about not having to pay income tax while their grocery bill doubles. 😂

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

11 months

@realTuckFrumper Didn't they say it exploded before the rescue mission even started? 🤔🤣

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

1 year

@fasc1nate $500 in 21 years is... not a lot of money to spend on your kid, tbh. Seems like a slap in the face to demand it back. 😂

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

2 years

@GBBranstetter Same dude who makes 700 WNBA jokes a month: "We must protect the sanctity of women's sports."

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

5 years

@DannyDeraney Residents of Mississippi rejoicing until they realize these numbers aren't out of 100.

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

6 years

@funder Is this guy for real? I haven't laughed this much in ages. I'm in tears. TEARS!!! 😂😂😂

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

6 years

@GeorgePapa19 If it's what you say it is, I love it.

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

1 year

@AriDrennen My "participant in stochastic terrorism" shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are already answered by my shirt. 😂

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

2 years

@YinYangJesse @totally_canada @ASovietOnion This guy 😂😂😂

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

4 years

@clownhound The "Th" in "Thank You" is literally identical in each of these. I'm in TEARS!!!!

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

1 year

@MrTooDamnChris lmao

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

10 months

@JUNlPER TERFs think women are all under 5' 6", so they definitely thought it was the one on the right with the short hair.

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

6 years

@Kislingtwits @CatoInstitute They're using the average and not the median because it allows them to include the ultra-inflated CEO salaries in the equation. Most Americans are earning far less than that.

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

11 months

@gwenstanacc @dferris1961 @Esqueer_ The "it's just a few bad apples" logic has only ever applied to people conservatives like.

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

6 years

@Gideon21403080 @yashar @maggieNYT @nytmike He never wanted to become President. He was hoping to lose and then spend the rest of his life capitalzing on the publicity or peddling conapiracies about how he got "robbed" in the election.

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

1 year

@RightWingCope

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

1 year

@Esqueer_ Knowles didn't seem to have an issue with trans people or drag queens a few years ago. What changed? 🤔😂

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

8 months

@Boringstein I'm in fucking tears. TEARS!!!!

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

5 months

@michaelharriot The other funny thing about the Fortune 500 execs is that the anti-affirmative action folks will tell us about how smart and financially responsible Asians are, yet they don't hire them to be Fortune 500 execs, either. 😂

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

3 years

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

1 year

@noturtlesoup17 Tears in my eyes. TEARS!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

7 months

@LolOverruled "They beheaded babies!" "Okay, they didn't behead them, they killed them, and that's still terrible." "Okay, so they're not actually dead, but imagine if they were!" 😂😂😂

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

9 months

@theserfstv So she's already too old for that guy, then. 😂

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

3 years

@JoyAnnReid @FiveThirtyEight It's the number of electoral votes.

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

7 months

@RightWingCope TEARS IN MY EYES!!!

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

1 year

@RightWingCope That guy is only 26? 😬

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

7 years

@Jyncks2 @FoxNews @TuckerCarlson @NFL My favorite is when they go "We'd support your cause if you protested peacefully." Then someone does and they still fill their diapers.

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

16 days

@SocDoneLeft @RealAlexJones I never would've guessed so many conservatives were full-on Nazi sympathizers. Who could've seen that coming. 😂

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

7 years

@thedailybeast @chrislhayes ICE is becoming Trump's personal Gestapo, and the meatheads are more than happy to oblige the madman's every whim.

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

11 months

@darafaye I think I found her Twitter account. Almost nothing on it, though. Looks similar to the photo you posted, plus her handle has the word "perk", probably reference to her middle name.

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

7 years

@Gayle_Bailey @marcorubio Yes, protesting police brutality is exactly the same as advocating for ethnic cleansing.

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

2 years

@Oofinat62407808 @OriginalFunko @tokenheadio @Dropppio Bob Ross's business partners had total control over his estate after his death. His surviving family members have been disputing it for years. They even have total control over the use of his name. This is honestly one of the least-surprising things to happen.

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

1 year

@HastyHighlights Daniel Jones when he sees he has to throw 56 TD's with no INT's.

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

1 year

@grace112101 @ImMeme0 Because they don't believe in "friendly fire."

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Matt Aaron

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6 months

@nobadwordz @Cobratate "No homo, we smokin penises!" 😂

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

7 years

@MyPugGrumble @RealJamesWoods lmao, one side is literally murdering folks to defend that statue. What do you call that?

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

1 year

@VayaConDonos @app_settings It definitely does, I haven't seen a YouTube ad in a decade. But it blocks ads on EVERY website not just YouTube. 😂

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

4 years

@DailyMirror *tips fedoras*

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

3 years

@DDixonsDaughter @RepCawthorn What the hell is a "Christian college"? Do they give out degrees in ark-building or something? 😂

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

1 year

@DonaldJTrumpJr The polar vortex thing was last week. You're a little late. Also, Cruz got roasted because he clearly tried sneaking out of his state during a storm and got caught. Biden already announced he was going on vacation a while ago. 😂

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

5 months

@lherealchieff Crowd cheering an assault is the funniest part of this clip, lmao.

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Matt Aaron

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4 months

@gayest_tone TEARS IN MY EYES!!!

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

1 year

@JakeShell @RealCandaceO College students engaging in underage drinking? Well, that's *NEVER* happened before! 😂

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

1 year

@waltermasterson For people curious, this is the dude in question. I'm in TEARS!!! 😂

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

1 year

@krassenstein Is it just me or does it seem like almost all these happen in Texas lately? 🤔😬

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

7 years

@SoCal4Trump @duvalbill904 @agingernole @AP You voted for a reality TV show billionaire with a gold toilet. Stop pretending you give a shit about elitism.

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

7 years

@caitorade Kanye released his magnum opus a year after that. Sometimes genius requires a bit of madness. 🙃

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

3 years

@UmpireAuditor Dodgers fans are like,"Who cares if we won a series on a bad call? There was a missed strike against us in the top of the 2nd inning three months ago, so it all evens out." 😂

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

7 years

@Thorny87 @cryengine1007 @mcten I'm crying!!! lmao 😂 "Curse those liberals and their audacity to have views on stuff!"

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Matt Aaron

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3 years

@LisaMarieBoothe The NSA said, "You have to be intelligent for us to bother gathering intelligence on you." 😂

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Matt Aaron

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7 months

@WarBirdUSA @TheRightCant They're the "equal rights, equal fights" crowd.

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Matt Aaron

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@ConSelfOwns He is a libertarian. Shocking development. 😂

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Matt Aaron

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1 year

@RSBNetwork She was in the hospital for a month, but now they're claiming she died suddenly? Hilarious. If she was vaccinated, that would've been the first thing mentioned in the eulogy. 😂

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

6 years

@sarahTRUMPMORON @Acosta Trump doesn't make good people bad. He takes people that were already terrible and reveals their true character.

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

5 years

@rolandscahill @yashar She said the quiet part out loud. I'd bet this is her internal monologue around her husband 95% of the time.

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

2 years

@lawrence_tuchik @amypoyer @rainnwilson There are like 5 trans people competing in sports nationwide, but people still felt the need to ban all of them. I guess your rule is, "it's good if it's inconveniencing them, but bad if it's inconveniencing me."

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Matt Aaron

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@RRRecalictron @NicoleConlan You can find charts of the general male population by age versus their "preferred" age of woman and it looks almost identical to this. 😂

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

1 year

@WrestlingHumble LA Knight is the perfect choice as heel for Cody's first feud as champion.

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

8 years

@kylegriffin1 @nypost @PageSix Savvy move by Trump. This could do damage to Obama's chances at a third term. 🤔😉

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Matt Aaron

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1 year

@BudaIT73 @waltermasterson Conservatives, famous for not being total hypocrites on every issue. 😂

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@BlackKnight10k TEARS IN MY EYES. TEARS!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Matt Aaron

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1 year

@sleepysquid46 @skeeboro @MattBinder The call is coming from inside the house: 😂

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

7 years

@Pappiness This same guy fifteen minutes from now: "Stop making everything about race!"

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Matt Aaron

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2 years

@mattxiv

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

7 years

@commondefense @YourAnonNews GOP: "Dont blame me for slavery, I didn't own any." GOP: "Also, let's keep up this monument to slavery for some reason."

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Matt Aaron

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6 months

@WrestlingNewsCo Am I the only person who loves the WHAT chants? It makes promos so much funnier. 😂

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Matt Aaron

@BronxLaugher

1 year

@krassenstein That Rasmussen poll might be the first time I've ever seen someone claiming the polls are *MORE* accurate than actual vote totals. 😂

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Matt Aaron

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6 years

@cortneym22 @FBILosAngeles I love that the guy in the robe didn't bother putting on pants. 😂

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Matt Aaron

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1 year

@sjs856 White supremacists love talking about how smart Asians are, yet don't trust Asians when it comes to mask wearing. It's almost like they decided masks were political for some reason. 😂

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Matt Aaron

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1 year

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Matt Aaron

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@chrislhayes "On one side there were racists, and on the other side there were people protesting the racists. Impossible to tell who's the bad guys."

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