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translator, fantasy & horror writer. PIECES OF THE PURPLE SEA: Fragments of Sappho out 2.11.2025

Chicago, IL
Joined May 2013
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@BrendonZatirka
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2 months
🚨AHEM🚨 my new translation of Sappho’s fragments, PIECES OF THE PURPLE SEA, is set to come out 2.11.2025!! 🏺🌊🎵 Cover to come, along with other fun things 😋
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if twitter is collapsing then let my last translation post go out with a bang
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Once again, the literal founders of Zionism expressly called it a settler/colonizing ideology. That’s literally what it is. You literally have Zionist Israelis literally stealing the houses of Palestinians.
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To those calling Israel a “settler” or “colonial” nation: Israel is only 25% white. 70% of Israeli Jews are Mizrahi or Sephardic—brown skinned people from the Middle East or Africa. Millions of Jews were forcibly expelled by neighboring Arab countries.
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hey question, why won’t you name Lockheed Martin? is it because it’s one of the largest defense contractors that provides arms to Is/r @el and played a role in American imperial reaches in both Iraq and Afghanistan? ($75 billion in pentagon contacts in 2020 alone??)
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@symfloraphilia I literally gasped reading this!
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of course you’ll be defended bc white queers and their complicity in acts of war will be excused as “well people have to work”??
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like i do not care if you don’t directly work on software related to missiles, arms, or military planes (unlikely) but to be legacy hired onto this kinda company is extremely fascinating lmao
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Starting a new project today:
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2 years
i’m crying over this 19th c. commentary on Catullus 16
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Art cannot simultaneously be so unimportant that you’ll disrespect the people who create it and also so important that you need a constant flow of it
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1 year
Happy Pride! Here’s a little sample from my Sappho translation in progress!🏺
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Honestly the most cursed kind of footnote formatting
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3 months
“Readers” on here make everything worse for everyone when they loudly claim fiction is not allowed to depict terrible things and terrible people without immediately indicting the author’s character
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Molly X. Chang✨
3 months
It features an unreliable narrator who convinces herself to do terrible things to protect those she loves, but when she finds the full truth of the occupying regime she does NOT continue harboring any illusions about it
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This claim in particular is funny to me. (1) to what purpose do you make this point? (2) it’s not that “she believes” the words “weren’t suggested in the original Greek” it’s literally that those words do not appear in the Greek. Again, if you knew what you were talking about…
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9 months
Have you ever actually read the Iliad? Have you read about translation? Do you know Greek or about the epic tradition? Because this review tells me you’re not very qualified in any of these fields
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I will make sure Shaun King goes to hell even if I have to take him there myself
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It really grinds my gears that capitalists think art is merely a product that can be made as increasingly rapid rates (with terrible quality) rather than the purist expression of humanity that’s been around since humans first learned signs and signifiers.
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Reid Southen
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And there it is. Study shows 204,000 entertainment jobs will be disrupted by AI over the next 3 years. Some of the most impacted people in film are artists like me and my friends. When someone hand waves your concerns, show them this study. Be loud.
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if your myth retelling includes Dionysus and your selling point is that it’s a “queer reimagining” I know for sure you don’t have any real knowledge of the source material
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Everyone kept saying Yellowface was too on the nose but like…whew buddy Cait Corrain should really just fade into obscurity at this point. Spinning your racism into mental health and substance abuse is wild
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@XiranJayZhao “I just remembered something important” this is so WILD what!?
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my first 10 lines of the Odyssey
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Have you ever actually read the Iliad? Have you read about translation? Do you know Greek or about the epic tradition? Because this review tells me you’re not very qualified in any of these fields
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Valerie Stivers
9 months
I wrote about how a new translation of the Iliad’s “critique of machismo” really kills the story. @compactmag_
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oh, to be a happy octopus in the Mediterranean
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“For these purposes close enough to Greeks” lol
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*screaming in ancient greek*
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This “review” is frankly one of the worst written pieces I’ve read in a while. What do you mean “Wilson’s Hector, I would say, is an affectless psychopath, shifting topics abruptly from grief to neglected housework”? That’s literally the narrative! She isn’t adding anything!
@TheAtlantic
The Atlantic
9 months
Emily Wilson’s new translation of "The Iliad" brings the epic’s characters closer to us, @gcaw writes. But it doesn’t capture the barbaric world it was meant to describe:
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Somebody please explain why people are so quick to ignore the fact that England is one of the most prominent racist-imperial machines ever
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This vine has been seared into my brain for a decade
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xanax in cinnabon (ali)
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tell me a Vine you’ve never been able to get out of your head
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This sort of belief is, to me, on par with far-right reactionaries. If you children are not grown up enough to understand fiction can and should explore terrible people and terrible things, then stick to simpler books.
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something is deeply deeply wrong w u if u take the TRAGEDY and trauma your grandfather endured and make it into a fetish romance novel, I wanna pay for ur therapy or for ur brain to be studied for science
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Plato literally wrote that Achilles bottomed for Patroclus. Cope and cry about it
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1 year
Not an original take on my part, but these people can't imagine that men can have relationships that are not sexual because everything about these people is identity through depravity and justifications for such.
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Bisan hasn’t posted in 21 hours. Plestia got hacked. Motaz’s latest IG story is all orange with fire and bombs. This is fucking insane I feel fucking insane
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full offense but many of the younger writers on here could stand to spend more time thinking about the stories they’re writing than being manipulative abusers bc the books you’re trying to shove into buyer’s hands are not good to begin with
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@KaylaAncrum We watched this in like 6th or 7th grade and it permanently altered my brain chemistry
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me, every day i don’t have @kuangrf ’s BABEL
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These are my only two moods
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This is my favorite natural lighting
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Photos I took at blue hour
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When I say I need this translation
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Aaron Gwyn
10 months
In his translation of The Iliad, Robert Fagles has Achilles call Agamemnon a “King who devours his people.” Emily Wilson, in her new translation, renders that line: “Cannibal king, you eat your people up.”
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get your hands on a copy! my retelling of Orpheus’ death by the Bacchantes is in it: “They break my body open like a pomegranate, and their nails, deep red, scoop out the seeds of my grief.”
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Air and Nothingness Press (aanpress.com)
2 years
'Orpheus + Eurydice Unbound' is now available for order on our web site -
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adulthood is a slow, terrifying process of realizing no matter how many versions of yourself you try, you can ultimately only pick one and then spend the rest of your life watching the other versions crouch in the dark corners of your brain
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hot take: Women of the Assembly is a better play than Lysistrata, but @Poochigian ’s translations of them both are soooo good. crystal clear, accessible, and HILARIOUS
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If you don’t know Ancient Greek and have never read a single piece of translation theory then you have nothing to say worth listening to. Cry about more you big man baby
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Max Meyer
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Her translation of the first lines of the Odyssey is so bad that I don’t even know where to start I almost wonder if I’m contributing to the crime by even commenting on it. This is it — but in order to set up just how bad it is, you need to look at a few normal translations.
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There is not a single ounce of queerness between these two
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Red, White & Royal Blue on Prime
2 years
ICYMI: #RWRBMovie is officially in production! You're welcome x
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a little excerpt, from one of my favorite moments. Medea’s planning of Jason’s doom is deliciously intense
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please explain to me what 17 dead Palestinian children and photoshoots outside a bombed out hospital have to do with book-banning??
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any ancient poem that suggests same-sex desire: straight male scholar: clearly this poem is using a persona to express different-sex desire
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Like OBVIOUSLY artists want to make a living off their art but humans create art bc that’s what we do! Taking art, the best expression of human pain and joy, and giving it over to AI machines to make hollow products for consumption is such a tragic disregard for humanity
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I only like my handwriting when it’s in Greek
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@KaylaAncrum I need this written or I need to write this 🤩
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I didn’t wanna tweet about M/B again but who she does and does not interact with is all I need to know about her.
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Please enjoy a rare snippet of the Medea translation I’ve been working on
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1 year
Normalize not being a neo-liberal shill who thinks education is just a way into become a laborer for the work force
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1 year
The first two years of college are unnecessary as they’re only pre-reqs to your actual major. Normalize only having us take the classes that will help us learn about our MAJOR/CAREER.
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Look at these cute lil calamondins i grew. They taste like warheads
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. @simonschuster should be embarrassed to publish this shit. please explain to me how some white guy trying to surgery his way into a Korean person has anything to do with “the gender ideology movement”
@OliLondonTV
Oli London
1 year
PREORDER📕Detransition: A Memoir “How one man's struggles with self-identity & detransition lays challenge to the very foundations of the gender ideology movement” Simon & Schuster Amazon Barnes & Noble
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@arakkisuperstar Idk what it is about LoK but I find most people just do not understand that show at all lol
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This bit of Wilson’s translator note is so interesting to me
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lmaooooo i love Brandon Taylor
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Everyone should try some fan fiction if they wanna be a good writer. How do you think we got the Aeneid? 😌
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A white woman married to an Israeli shouldn’t be anywhere near a history book of Gaza are you people insane?
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BookBrunch
5 months
. @simonschusterUK has signed A Short History of The Gaza Strip by historian @Anne_Irfan , 'an illuminating and necessary primer for anyone who wants the context to the current war' (£)
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Glad to see this acct going fully mask off by using diversity as a punchline. Now we can stop pretending like this journal is worth reading or writing for
@AntigoneJournal
Antigone Journal
3 months
The Antigone Team is very pleased to announce that we are now recruiting to expand the team in several important directions! 4 vacancies are currently online, with more to follow in coming months. Further details available here: Come join us! Pls share! 🙏
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When you think about the importation of Greek myth into Brit/Western education because 18/19th c xenophobes considered classics the highest education, while simultaneously pilfering material culture from a people who btw were under Ottoman occupation at the time, it gets weird
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How did you all think Free Palestine was going to happen? A peaceful chat with Benny? Or did you just expect Palestinians to sit by and accept their oppressors violence and genocide forever?
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Sorry folks :/ you can’t teach Beowulf or the Odyssey unless you have the full poem memorized and you can recite it. You gotta bring LIFE to it :/ I don’t make the rules :/ Laura does :/
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When they accidentally get it right??
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As much as I love writing them I actually am exhausted with Greek myth retellings from people who think they’re like…just fun! Read some dang Euripides!!
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Bringing a certain “Fuck Israel” energy to Mt Rainier
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What does this even mean? You’d think this reviewer has owned every translation of the Iliad printed and held it to be a dear and personal text and EW’s was a personal insult lmao
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I AM SCREAMINGLG AT LAST
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
4 years
‘THE GREEN KNIGHT’ will now release on July 30, 2021.
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happy Valentine’s Day, here is my favorite image of Venus, from the manuscript of Christine de Pizan’s Epitre d’Othéa
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Omggggg it’s finally here!!!! My Hyacinth short story, illustrated BEAUTIFULLY here, is finally out!!!! Read and share, lovelies
@ortile
Matt Ortile
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so excited to publish @brendonzatirka 's short story "Petals Bend in the Wind," a retelling of the myth of Hyacinth, his lover Apollo, and his death at the hands of the jealous Zephyrus: "I know all too well how quickly that wind can turn violent."
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@cellulitespace Everyone in the comments complaining about her performance but this wasn’t Sasha’s night so why would she try to steal the light from Nymphia and Sapphira? We all know she can deliver
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me after a bad day: i think i will treat myself to a lil wine and weed me after a good day: i think i will treat myself to a lil wine and weed
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These people should not have a single peaceful night out for the rest of their lives if they refuse to acknowledge this genocide
@JVPBoston
Jewish Voice for Peace - Boston
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A Palestinian woman who has lost 68 family members in Gaza confronts Senator Warren. She had no answer We mobilized with Harvard students and others in Cambridge to disrupt @SenWarren at dinner We will keep disrupting until our politicians listen to us & call for a CEASEFIRE
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This is the kind of analysis I expect from a freshman who never took his English classes seriously. Pack it up pal, nothing you say is correct or even interesting
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Wilson LAUGHS as she explains to the NY Times exactly what πολύτροπος means (turning many ways) And then she just translates it as "a complicated man” anyway. She doesn’t care about the truth.
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Then shut the fuck up
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Disclaimer: I took a year of classical Greek at Stanford I was an average student, definitely not as good as the experts here, including Wilson herself. I couldn't translate it myself But I think you will see that many of my criticisms don’t require any knowledge of Greek
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I just think if you’re going to post an email from a Zionist agent (or, most ambiguously, a neutral one) who says “watch what you post online” in some weird creepy surveilling way, you need to put that agent fully on blast. Why are you protecting THEM? Type out that name!
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HELLLLLLO
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watching what straight people do with twitter circles (get confused, ask what’s the point) vs what gay men do (post thirst and pole) is hilarious
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Forbidden salsa
@wonderofscience
Wonder of Science
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This is how geologists collect lava samples from an active volcano.
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God this is ME
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since y’all like Catullus so much
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if twitter is collapsing then let my last translation post go out with a bang
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Have a little Catullus translation
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this portrait is,,, 🥹🥹
@geneslovee
tului ^-^ @ COMMS OPEN
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if i was a silly little poet novelist of children's books (chukovsky) and a renowned brilliant painter (repin) casually painted me this way i would casually literally fall in love forever
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hello i just found out my Orpheus short story is going to get published in a printed anthology 👀👀👀
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wearing a crop top, translating the odyssey
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@aaronhaceves This would be my villain origin story
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my most cancellable classics take is y’all should be required to read some translation theory and take at least one (1) class on literary studies bc you spend way too much time thinking about what the words mean and not enough about what the words MEAN
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I’ve been in this writer space since 2014 and the landscape has changed drastically. Everyone just wants to be published. Nobody cares about writing as a craft.
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#TeamNymphia since day one 🥹💛
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@callmefaggg If you’re replying to this saying OP should’ve texted back then idk what to tell you. This is very invasive and inappropriate. Maybe you are also the type of guy who would do this. Not getting a text back does not warrant violating personal boundaries.
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If all of classics worked with ONLY translation and zero engagement with Latin/Greek then they would not be properly engaging with ideas. Translations, no matter how good, are ALWAYS acts of INTERPRETATION
@FeyeraBender
Hands off Rafah 🇵🇸
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academics who speak and read multiple languages are so obsessed with saying u can’t engage with ideas properly without speaking and reading multiple languages. funny
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@RAMONASWlNGER It’s not even a micro-aggression at this point. This is just Dorit being aggressive(ly racist)
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@BrendonZatirka
Brendon Zatirka
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Why do you people keep acting like Wilson is writing fiction and inserting or removing material? Can you read? The writing of this piece is absolute shit, doesn’t get to the point, and bumbles around in any attempt at trying to sound well-read while effectively being unorganized
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@BrendonZatirka
Brendon Zatirka
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@mooninabucket @ihussainwriter I don’t think it’s “entirely devoid of meaning” when poetic form is all about sentences and line breaks—so how long does a full complete sentence go on for? One line? 3 lines?Emily Dickinson rarely uses a period, so what’s up with that?
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@BrendonZatirka
Brendon Zatirka
3 years
this is funny bc “ΝΙΚΕ” is literally right there in the Greek
@greekcitytimes
Greek City Times
3 years
Nike’s 'Air Force 1 low' pays homage to the Goddess of Victory #greece #greek #greekcitytimes
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@BrendonZatirka
Brendon Zatirka
2 years
being legacy hired (for 15 years) into a company that sells missiles for war and genocide is not “surviving oppressive systems” LMAO get a GRIP. that is absolutely something that speaks to a person’s character, to say nothing of the fact that his family works there too
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@BrendonZatirka
Brendon Zatirka
1 year
this Anthony Bourdain quote immediately comes to my mind whenever Henry Kissinger is mentioned
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@peterbakernyt
Peter Baker
1 year
Henry Kissinger turns 100 years old tomorrow and his son reflects on the secrets of his longevity. Hint: It's not the diet heavy on bratwurst and Wiener schnitzel.
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@BrendonZatirka
Brendon Zatirka
2 years
if I were Sar*h B*nd I simply would not out myself for killing that review!!
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@BrendonZatirka
Brendon Zatirka
3 years
Is there anything more chaotically queer than the summer Byron, Shelley, Shelley, and Polidori shared a house in Switzerland?
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@BrendonZatirka
Brendon Zatirka
3 years
People who draft out of order and people who don’t outline are all sorts of chaotic. I admire them and fear them
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