Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor Twitter profile

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Chairman Birb Bernanke

3 years

Birb’s Law: Anyone who uses the phrases “this is Econ 101” or “basic economics” is not in fact saying that the economic concept is simple and easy to understand, they are saying that their understanding of the concept is basic

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Chairman Birb Bernanke

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1 year

i bet there’s a couple seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible

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5 years

Growing up as a scene kid was tough. I woke up today thinking about a person I haven’t talked to in a decade, and I have no idea what their last name was, because they went by “Brandon Tacos”. How the hell am I supposed to look you up now? Tacos. What the fuck.

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just made eye contact with a girl who is down so bad she’s letting a guy on the train explain fantasy football to her. her eyes caught mine and it was the loudest “girl mind your own business” i’ve ever heard

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1 month

oh my god it's finally happening we're getting the 90s transparent aesthetic back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Beats Studio Buds + Transparent Wireless Earbuds PLUS 2 Years AppleCare+ for $129.99, reg $199!

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7 months

SCHIAPARELLI SS24

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1 year

@_chismosa_ train tickets are like 15-20 euros and hostels are like 15 euros a night. it’s pretty cheap if you don’t bring more than a backpack. i did it as a working adult and spent less than 1k, flights included. not like a “rich person” thing.

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1 year

just found out that no hurricane has ever crossed the equator

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1 year

@_chismosa_ my b for reading this as you thinking it was out of reach and trying to give you info, fuck me right

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1 year

@TayKayPhillips “allow me to rephrase this in a way that gets you to think about the reality of what you’re saying”

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8 months

@plemy11 the continental shelf and existing ecosystems mostly

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1 year

@rachdele they could be the same girl i don’t understand

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4 months

ok girl get it but he looks a little run thru

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1 year

thinkin about her

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7 months

@PopBase How does she manage to make Schiaparelli look boring

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7 months

@PopBase They literally gave her the least interesting piece because they knew she wouldn’t serve Kendall cannot be trusted with the vision and it shows

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7 months

SCHIAPARELLI SS24

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3 months

Chatbot hallucinates more accommodative policy, Air Canada claims that as an agent, it’s a separate legal entity and they’re not responsible for what it says. Absolutely amazing stuff

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Air Canada must honor refund policy invented by airline’s chatbot

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1 year

it is literally a cheat code (especially in tech and finance) to be friendly and cool and fun to be around and half these dorks don’t get it and the other half willfully think they’re good enough to not have to be “nice”

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Chairman Birb Bernanke

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4 months

everyone is being weirdly quiet about how hard and bad googling something is now

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3 months

i think that lady made the cia scam up. i think it’s a cover story for some way shittier thing she did

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5 months

@jenny_briar since when does a brit have a gun

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1 month

help! my (48m) six secret girlfriends (32F, 29F, 36F, 33F, 39F, 41F) who i was all dating simultaneously have formed a group chat and unionized

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2 years

You need to be sillymaxing. You need to be whimsical in esoteric and inscrutable ways. You need to be full of mirth and frivolity. You need to be laughing until your stomach hurts. You need to be mischievous in all that you do, your eyes twinkling as you delight in playfulness.

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2 years

@techleadhd Yeah definitely she should have stayed in the kitchen

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1 year

@MNateShyamalan “legend has it that they celebrate this miracle”

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10 months

this woman has such a chokehold on me

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8 months

@shaunasadecki stop infantilizing fully grown women

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2 months

@anonynaut those plants don’t look right either. i hate AI plants they give me the creeps

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8 months

@CryptoYapper @HumansNoContext i have really bad news for you about the number two

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9 months

@KrangTNelson you’re so mad about the names you’re not even looking at the prices. the real outrageous part. focus

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7 months

They (correctly) did not trust Kendall with the vision and it shows. Sure sweetie you can close the show, here’s the least interesting piece because you’re giving nothing 👁️ 👄 👁️

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5 months

@thechosenberg he cares an awful lot about what other people think of what he does with his free time

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1 year

@thehasheddude horny 4 not having back pain

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1 year

@freshhel a $25 target gift card meant something

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9 months

all modern egirls owe their life to this woman

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2 years

suing the stock market for emotional damages

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1 year

this is because coriolis forces at the equator are 0, and you need them to spin up a storm. hurricanes can’t/don’t* form within 5° of the equator because of this. *there are a few exceptions but they’re rare enough to have their own wiki page

List of tropical cyclones near the Equator - Wikipedia

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Chairman Birb Bernanke

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8 months

@ElijahSchaffer this is the best example of masculine dressing you can find? did you even try?

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5 years

@Dug5_ gamers 🤝 scene kids Not knowing what happened to their online friends

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Chairman Birb Bernanke

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2 years

This you?

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6 months of paternity leave has begun as of this morning. Set my away message at work and forwarded calls and emails to my team indefinitely. Two goals during this special time: -break 80 -grow a mullet Happy Saturday!

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Chairman Birb Bernanke

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3 years

friendly reminder that technical analysis is just astrology for men

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1 year

@lilspillz69420 christ almighty need that expeditiously

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22 days

octopi have nine brains, a spatial IQ of over 140, three hearts, can regenerate entire limbs, only live under totally different atmospheric pressure conditions than us, are present in nearly every ancient culture’s mythology, and you don’t believe in aliens?

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3 months

i think she did something embarrassing or stupid, like got catfished or bet it all or something blasé and lied out of shame + it spiraled into this big fantastic lie. it’s so cringe no one will say it’s fake, they’re just dunking on her. now she can write 50k off on her taxes

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2 years

cities aren't loud, cars are loud

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10 months

the range on this woman to go from “yes yes yes gang gang gang gang ice cream so good” to this i need her so bad

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8 months

imagine smashing in a hotel room and this thousand pound yellow mf casts his unholy gaze directly on to you

Las Vegas Locally 🌴

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8 months

Good morning

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9 months

you hate to see it

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I did it

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2 years

So there's a guy that somehow got my contact info on telegram, and sporadically messages me asking me to fuck him for like 20-30 eth. This sounds bleak, but the good news is that every time he's done this has marked the local bottom in eth... and he showed up again last night.

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4 months

@GuamDon that’s what makes this especially funny

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3 months

@adcock_brett @aphysicist Just curious what I was supposed to do, sit at the same company and be told I was too new to get a raise? skipped meals or not paid off my loans so that my resume looked better? Terrible heuristic. Maybe you should wonder why they got so bored and how you can challenge them

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5 years

@redditships “This was obviously a ruse to get more yogurt space” is a sentence I don’t think has ever been typed before

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7 months

when you ask a girl what she wants to eat and she says “idk”. it’s not that she doesn’t know. it’s that she wants six specific things. like summer rolls, a small mcdonald’s fries, five peach rings, two bites of your shawarma, and iced tea, but that sounds crazy, so she says idk

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1 year

@jack_turban oh my god who is this person i love them

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2 years

@TSA_Northeast @SyracuseAirport @TSA Just curious, did a single one of these items that were taken contain anything that was a threat to the public?

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4 months

oh god why did this do numbers. why do i have so many people in the replies. send help

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Chairman Birb Bernanke

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1 year

my mom asking the tough questions, like “why isn’t there pizza at raves”

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4 years

got a new shirt in the mail today

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3 years

oh you’re a lawyer? name every single law

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3 months

Just realized Sama is actually talking about raising a full 5-7 trillion, and that’s not the post money valuation. Trying to raise 8% of world GDP is certainly ambitious, if nothing else

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5 months

some news

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10 months

@saga11o man i was sitting here like “blood cum shit piss… ?” for too long

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1 month

I had low expectations for Tokyo, similar to how I had low expectations for Paris: everyone talks it up so much I thought it couldn’t actually live up to the hype. Sorry to all my weeb friends for being a hater, Japan is extremely good

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Chairman Birb Bernanke

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i also dump everything i own at my front door when i get back to my house that i actually live in. including my suitcase. because i definitely live there and didn’t rent the place for $125 an hour to film in

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An important message to the twitter haters:

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2 years

If SBF ate meat

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1 year

@Eric_Erins honestly this is just what every like pre-2000 apartment is like. girl seems like she’s never lived in anything that wasn’t “luxury” or a house before. old shit is old, more at 11

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Chairman Birb Bernanke

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8 months

You mean that thing they literally did?

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When you apply the YIMBY logic to healthcare, you see how absurd it is. Imagine physicians limiting the supply of new doctors to benefit from artificial scarcity. The world just doesn’t work like that.

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denver: atlanta for white people

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@therobotjames @jimmycarr nah he just found reddit and decided it was the height of comedy

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5 years

THIS tweet? Really? I’m glad this is a shared human experience I guess.

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8 months

the year is 2027. Your weight loss derivatives market tied to your friends tech keys shows that people do not believe you’re going to lose weight. You short yourself via FatPerp, and order food from ubereats. Gary GenslerBot arrests you for insider trading unregistered securities

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2 years

millennials, immediately after eating ass: “is that ur water bottle or mine?”

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2 years

remember when the talking point was that crypto was an inflation hedge? lol

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1 year

so if you’re concerned about dangerous hurricanes, the equator is the safest place on the planet.

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1 year

Netflix on the brink of producing a mini-series about the last year in crypto called “House of Tards”

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11 months

thinking about the mean old guy at my old job who turned 400k into 22M in one year trading apple call spreads and then blew up so spectacularly he ended up being worth $100 after it was all said and done

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1 year

*record scratch* *freeze frame* yep, that’s me. you’re probably wondering how i ended up in this situation.

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3 years

I feel like I look nice today. This is rare for me, especially when wearing this little makeup. So hey, here’s my face.

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2 years

It’s really strange to me how normalized alcohol is. It’s totally cool to say “hey let’s get a drink after work”, but if you say “hey let’s do drugs after work”, it’s 50/50 on if you get fired

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@Very__Regular wait she did all that for the front door but essentially nothing on the back? this is a larp i can feel it

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2 years

it’s honestly such bullshit that the normie advice about exercising, eating right, drinking water, and sleeping more actually kinda will make you feel better

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3 months

@makimapillled it’s very clear you weren’t there for it because that shit was not straight coded in the least

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2 years

@buccocapital ah yes, 27M, the typical amount of money a college student has to be spending on stuff

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have committed my first real faux pas: it turns out the japanese do not typically take their clothes off for a massage. dear reader, i did not know.

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9 months

i have met so many attractive zoomer virgin men. and i honestly think it’s because they respect women too much

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7 months

@yikingtons leave him alone

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2 years

I only care about 3 things: pussy, money, and cured meats

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2 years

@Dante_333_ @Brittymigs help my mouth feels tingly just looking at this

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1 year

there are many things for me to pull my hair out over in the binance lawsuit. i'm going to aggregate them in this thread, for organization's sake.

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1 year

You ever just look at somebody and think "he would be killed in the wild"?

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2 months

it costs like $200 to rent a boat in miami. while you’re there, you can rent a rolex for $200. Hit rent the runway, and for under $650 you can make a viral video where you larp as rich enough to be cringe. If enough people believe it, congrats on ur newfound wealth

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2 years

coming to the really shocking conclusion that a lot of people on the internet have no idea how anything actually works

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4 years

work from my parents house in Florida, day 1: my mom still has absolutely no idea what I do but she’s very proud of me

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@nastywomanatlaw @solomonmissouri the crinkle chips and the voodoo chips need to swap boxes

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11 months

@thedigitaldash_ southern racism is like “loud slur in your face”, midwestern racism is like “i’m going to be polite to your face but there won’t be any grocery stores or train stops in your neighborhood” and then northeastern racism is “well at least we aren’t southern racism” while having the…

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Man loses $1.7M gambling on a movie theatre stock, sues literally everyone he can name (and some he can't)

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this is a terrible thing to do to people. they’ve accepted jobs, either quit their old ones or stopped looking for new ones, and they find out on friday that they won’t have a job on monday.

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@Ceazor7 None of it was *for* you

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