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BEATSKELTON.BSKY.SOCIAL

@BEAT_SKELTON

3 years

THREAD OF MY FAVORITE TWEETS OF ALL TIME.

coffee

@the1kim

6 years

Pope Leo X: ha more like the 95 feces Martin Luther: bitch Leo: blocked Marty: wait unblock me I need to tell you something Leo: unblocked Marty: bitch

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BEATSKELTON.BSKY.SOCIAL

@BEAT_SKELTON

5 months

EVERY 14 YEAR OLD FUCKING AROUND IN FLASH WITH NO GOAL IN MIND OTHER THAN NEWGROUNDS CLOUT WAS MORE TALENTED THAN YOU.

The Reel Robot

@TheReelRobot

5 months

The most ambitious AI film I've made to date. We are less than a year out from commercially viable AI films. Updates to @runwayml (control) and @elevenlabsio (speech-to-speech) have me believing it. If you liked it, some of the people that inspired me recently are

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@BEAT_SKELTON

4 months

THE WORLD IS A DEAD THING, WITH NOTHING INSIDE IT.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 months

PEOPLE BE CALLING ANY DAMN THING A FORKLIFT THESE DAYS.

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@Emigtals

6 months

SHINJI GET IN THE DAMN FORKLIFT! You're the only who's DAMN FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!

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@BEAT_SKELTON

3 months

THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A POSTER QUITE LIKE DRIL

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@BEAT_SKELTON

7 months

MASAHIRO SAKURAI BECOMING A YOUTUBER HAS GIVEN US MORE THAN WE COULD HAVE HOPED FOR.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 months

THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE STUPIDEST SHIT ELON HAS EVER POSTED. AND THAT'S SAY8ING SOMETHING, BECAUES HE'S ELON MUSK. HE SAYS STUPID SHIT EVERY SINGLE DAY.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

5 months

WE'RE GOING TO GET A REPEAT OF THAT TIME A DUDE'S TESLA EXPLICITLY KILLED HIM AND THEN A BUNCH OF TESLA DUDES THANK THAT GUY FOR DYING BECAUSE THE DATA FROM HIS DEATH WAS A VALUABLE CONTRIBUTION TO THE NEXT FIRMWARE UPDATE.

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@esjesjesj

5 months

This is going to be so funny

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@BEAT_SKELTON

5 months

I TRY NOT TO BE A "GOOD OLD DAYS" DIPSHIT BUT THE TEENAGERS OF 2002 SPENDING HOURS ANIMATING THEIR SONIC OC'S FIGHTING HAD MORE DRIVE, ARTISTIC INTEGRITY AND CREATIVE VISION THAN YOU'LL EVER HAVE.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

1 year

BRO THE NEXT ZUCKERBERG ISN'T CODING SHIT. THE NEXT ZUCKERBERG IS SOME TRUST FUND KID SAYING THE RIGHT STRING OF WORD SALAD TO A VENTURE CAPITAL FUCKWIT SO HE CAN UNDERPAY A SEVERELY OVERWORKED AI TAGGING OFFICE IN SOUTH AFRICA.

Shaan Puri

@ShaanVP

1 year

the next zuckerberg is up all night, coding up an AI girlfriend/boyfriend. Steve Jobs fixed boredom (phone) Zuck fixed people watching (FB/IG) Speigel fixed flirting (Snap) The next one will fix loneliness. people will mock it, use it, then be addicted to it.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

4 months

OF COURSE.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

5 months

DAM THIS BLEW UP FREE PALESTINE

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@BEAT_SKELTON

4 months

@PSpecterLitt YOU'RYRE MY ONLY ! ＨＯＰ！

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@BEAT_SKELTON

3 years

I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST PIECES OF MEDIA ANALYSIS AND CRITIQUE EVER WRITTEN, AND WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHO WROTE IT BECAUSE IT WAS WRITTEN ON FUCKING 4CHAN.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 years

@KayinNasaki @MrMandolino SAKURAI JOINS THE GUY WHO FOUNDED TRAVELERS TALES AMONG THE PANTHEON OF "OLD GAMEDEVS WHO ARE BETTER AT YOUTUBE THAN ACTUAL YOUTUBERS".

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@BEAT_SKELTON

5 months

@larsereth EVERY SINGLE RENPY PORN PROJECT WAS MORE AMBITIOUS AND CREATIVE THAN THIS.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 years

@BinksyBlister @zUltra20 @CoinersTakingLs YES

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@BEAT_SKELTON

4 months

THIS BITCH BLOCKED ME MOMENTS AFTER POSTING THIS.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 years

LOL. LMAO. ROFTLOL

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 months

FOR THE RECORD YES, THERE IS SUCH A THING AS EXCAVATOR CERTIFICATION.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 years

@inscrip

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@BEAT_SKELTON

4 months

@MC_Labs15 THE FUTURE IS DUMB

FUTURE IS DUMB

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@BEAT_SKELTON

7 months

BACK IN THE DAY WE CALLED THIS SORT OF THING "EXPLOITABLE."

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 years

@incelReplies OH SHIT ITS

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@BEAT_SKELTON

5 months

BUILT 3,0000 YEARS OGO? 000? OLD? BUILT ! 100000 AND OLD AGO 30NKXAMEEN AGO AGO? THES ! THEBS THES? AGE BUULD NO ANCKJWAES AGE? THOMEMP AGO O AGO?

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@BEAT_SKELTON

4 months

@Axor_A BOT-ASS RESPONSE.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

3 months

I AM SYMPATHETIC TO THE IDEA THAT ALCOHOL PRODUCTS SHOULD BE LABLED AS SUCH BUT I GENUINELY DON'T KNOW HOW THEY COULD HAVE MADE THE WORDS "JACK DANIELS" ANY BIGGER.

Hannah Posts

@HannahPosted

3 months

My most buzzkill opinion is that we should have very strict packaging and labling regulations for anything alcoholic or with cannabis in it. Caffeine should be better labeled too

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@BEAT_SKELTON

5 months

ONLY THIS TIME THE VALUABLE DATA PROVIDED WILL BE "TURNS OUT PICKUP TRUCKS AREN'T VERY GOOD BOATS.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 years

RICH PEOPLE DO WAY MORE DRUGS WITH MY MONEY.

GEEZIE 💋

@badgalTG

2 years

Y’all really don’t care if the homeless folks buy drugs with your money? Lmao

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 years

IMAGINE BEING TIM POOL AND HAVING TO CONSTANTLY PRETEND TO NOT KNOW HOW BASIC CONCEPTS WORK SO YOU CAN FEED THE ETERNAL OUTRAGE MACHINE THAT HAS TAKEN OVER EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF YOUR BITTER AND MISERABLE LIFE.

Christian Finnegan

@ChristFinnegan

2 years

Area man discovers “reservations.”

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@BEAT_SKELTON

4 months

WE'VE ALL BEEN CONDITIONED TO ACCEPT LAW AND ORDER AS IT'S BEEN AROUND SINCE 1990. IT'S LIKE THE BACKGROUND RADIATION OF AMERICAN TELEVISION. BUT I NEED YOU ALL TO UNDERSTAND THAT THE SHOW IS COMPLETELY FUCKING INSANE.

Chuck Buriedtreasure

@SouthAFAO

2 years

The law and order SVU clip where Kyle MacLachlan does a Big Boss judo throw on a cop, steals another cop’s gun, and blows away a kid in a courthouse was apparently scrubbed from YouTube so I spent $3 to buy the episode digitally

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@BEAT_SKELTON

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@Seven_Raccoons

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@BEAT_SKELTON

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@SenTinaSmith

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@BEAT_SKELTON

8 months

@basedkillerjay I SEE LOTS OF PEOPLE DOWN HERE IN THE COMMENTS SAYING "HE USED TO MAKE GOOD STUFF" AND FRANKLY I FIND THAT DIFFICULT TO BELIEVE BECAUSE

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@BEAT_SKELTON

5 months

ALSO 100 METERS IS NOT VERY FAR. LIKE. I GENUINELY DON'T GET WHAT KIND OF SITUATION COULD ARISE THAT WOULD REQUIRE YOU TO DRIVE YOUR DUMBASS N64 TRUCK EXACTLY THE LENGTH OF A FOOTBALL FIELD.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 months

LOSR NERD: COMPUTER! ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION WITH COLD LOGIC! WHAT IF THE YELLOWSTONE SUPERERUPTION EXPLODES NORTH AMERICA UNLESS MY SMALL BUSINESS REFUSES TO HIRE BLACK PEOPLE?! EVERYONE, INCLUDING AI CHATBOTS: THAT'S A STUPID QUESTION. LOSER NERD: THIS IS MURDER OMG!!!

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@BEAT_SKELTON

3 months

@sorryjzargo I NORMALLY QUOTE TWEET INSTEAD OF SCREENSHOT BUT I HAD A FEELING THIS ONE WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL AND FLEETING.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

4 months

@hotmeal2655211 @oshawosha AMAZINGLY THAT'S NOT EVEN THE WORST AI IMAGE TEXT I'VE SCREENSHOTTED.

BEATSKELTON.BSKY.SOCIAL

@BEAT_SKELTON

5 months

BUILT 3,0000 YEARS OGO? 000? OLD? BUILT ! 100000 AND OLD AGO 30NKXAMEEN AGO AGO? THES ! THEBS THES? AGE BUULD NO ANCKJWAES AGE? THOMEMP AGO O AGO?

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@BEAT_SKELTON

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TRYING TO IMAGINE THE CHILDLIKE WONDER OF THE PERSON WHO ACTUALLY BELIVES THAT THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO HUNT DOWN THE DILBERT GUY.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 years

@MNateShyamalan I'M IN "BULLYING [NAME OF MEMBER] FOR FUN AND PROFIT" FOR VIDEO GAMES "HYPA BATTERU SAIBORGU" FOR MMA.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

5 months

@DimestoreNovel THIS LOOKS LIKE THE YOUTUBE AD I GOT FOR A WEBTOON ABOUT A WORLD WHERE YOU LEVELED UP BY RPG MECHANICS WHERE IT TOOK 4 MINUTES TO EXPLAIN WHY THE NAMELESS ADVENTURER HAD TO KILL A BUG.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 years

SO FUCKING MAD THAT WE'RE STUCK WITH CHRIS PRATT MARIO WHEN THIS WAS AN OPTION.

Collie

@chronocollie

2 years

Fun fact: The Lighthouse (2019) had to be shot in black and white because Robert Pattinson looked like Mario in color.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

3 months

MY MIND IS CONTINUALLY BLOWN BY THE FACT THAT THIS DELICATE FLOWER OF A VEHICLE THAT MUST NEVER BE EXPOSED TO THE ELEMENTS LEST IT IMMEDIATELY DECAY IS NOMINALLY "A PICKUP TRUCK."

Miley 🫒 (Italian Version)

@youwouldntpost

3 months

Cybertruck owners rationalizing the rust problem have hit a new rock bottom among Musk nerds

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 years

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MAN IT GETS BETTER AND BETTER

The Daily Beast

@thedailybeast

2 years

A day after Elon Musk announced his intention to buy Twitter after all and avert a trial, a private equity firm set to finance part of the deal has reportedly backed out.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 years

@AltcoinGordon LOL. LMAO.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

1 year

WE HAVE HIT THE POINT WHERE GUYS WHO PRETEND TO GET LAID ON TWITTER ARE POSTING AI IMAGES OF THEMSELVES WITH WOMEN. AND THAT'S HILARIOUS.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 years

I HAVE OBTAINED THE HARD MT DEW. BAJA BLAST TASTES LIKE A BITTERSWEET PARTING. THE ALCOHOLIC VERSION OF THAT MOMENT IN THE TACO BELL PARKING LOT WHERE BOTH OF YOU SOMEHOW KNOW YOU MIGHT NEVER SEE EACHOTHER AGAIN, BUT NEITHER WILL ADMIT IT.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

3 months

HEY YOU GUYS WANNA SEE A VERY REAL PERSON AND HIS 19 REPLIES THAN ARE ALSO VERY REAL PEOPLE? YOU GOTTA CHECK IT OUT. THEY'RE SO REAL AND NORMAL.

Maikon ;D

@maikonandradesi

4 months

The Cybertruck's iconic launch signifies Musk's talent for captivating audiences, generating widespread interest, and showcasing Tesla's role in shaping the future of transportation.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

1 year

ANYTIME ANYONE HAS "ENTREPRENEUR" IN THEIR BIO YOU CAN SAFELY ASSUME THEY'RE EXACTLY EVIL ENOUGH TO SAY INCREDIBLY STUPID SHIT AND ACT LIKE THEY BELIEVE IT.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 months

OH NO HE'S ONTO ME.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 years

IN THE FILM "MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE" (1986) THE TRUCKS REFUSE TO DAMAGE THE TRUCK STOP, BUT THE BULLDOZER DOES NOT HESITATE. THIS IS BECAUSE TRUCK STOPS ARE PLACES OF GREAT SPIRITUAL SIGNIFICANCE TO TRUCKS, BUT BULLDOZERS ARE ALL ATHIESTS.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

5 months

@KayinNasaki THEY ARE LOST AND THEY ARE DROWNING.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

7 months

@ShintaiReviews @KayinNasaki ALPHA MALES ARE OVER. WE NOW ASPIRE TO DONKEY KONG.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

1 year

THINKIN BOUT HOW, AS A CHILD, I ASSUMED I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON IN GUNDAM WING BECAUSE I WAS DUMB AND JUST WANTED TO WATCH DRAGONBALL, BUT THEN AS AN ADULT I DID A GROUPWATCH WITH MY FRIENDS AND WAS LIKE "OH IT REALLY IS INCOHERENT NONSENSE OK OK."

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 years

PERIODIC REMINDER THAT DISNEY BELIEVES IN NOTHING, AND WOULD FEED YOU INTO A WOODCHIPPER IF MARKET RESEARCH SUGGESTED IT WOULD INCREASE Q4 EARNINGS.

IndieWire

@IndieWire

2 years

Disney to Still Fund ‘Don’t Say Gay’ Bill Backers, Will Support Gay Rights with ‘Inspiring Content’

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@BEAT_SKELTON

7 months

I KNOW I SAY THIS A LOT BUT I DON'T THINK A HEALTHY WEBSITE WOULD RUN ADS BY PEOPLE SCREAMING FOR THW WHITE HOUSE TO STOP MAKING THEM THE WINTER SOLDIER.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

4 months

@BluppyThigh THAT LOOKS LIKE A VERY NICE COFFEE, THANK YOU.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

4 months

@ImNotNay1 YOU'RYRE MY ONLY !

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 months

@marky_twitt GOD ONLY KNOWS.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

4 months

@Axor_A MUCH BETTER THANK YOU.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

4 months

WOW 4K RETWEETS DAM THAT'S A LOT. FREE PALESTINE.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 years

REMEMBER WHEN ELON MUSK SAID HE WAS GONNA SPEND 6 BILLION DOLLARS TO SOLVE WORLD HUNGER AND INSTEAD HE SPENT 3 BILLION BUYING TWITTER SHARES?

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 years

@incelReplies THAT'S ACTUALLY HILARIOUS THO.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

7 months

WOW 200 RETWEETS DAM THAT'S A LOT. FREE PALESTINE.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

1 year

I'VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR YEARS, BUT NEIL IS A GUY WHO WAS PRETTY SMART AT ONE THING, WHICH MADE HIM THINK HE WAS SUPER SMART ABOUT EVERYTHING, WHICH MADE HIM A DUMBASS.

Neil deGrasse Tyson

@neiltyson

1 year

While casting shade on @elonmusk for what he’s done, is doing, or will do, try to pause & remember that he made electric cars a normal thing in society and he commercialized space — for cargo, satellites, & people. Count him among those who are inventing civilization’s future.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

1 year

DIDN'T WANT TO DIG UP THE SCREENSHOT, SO I WENT AND TOOK THIS ONE MYSELF.

Reuters

@Reuters

1 year

Elon Musk expects Neuralink's brain chip to begin human trials in 6 months

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@BEAT_SKELTON

5 months

@Loneriderset12 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

6 months

HEY REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE WERE SCREAMING ABOUT "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I *HAVE* TO PLAY MAGIC BOARDING SCHOOL LOSER GAME! IT'S GONNA BE GAME OF THE YEAR!" NO? ME NEITHER.

Wario64

@Wario64

6 months

The Game Awards 2023 GOTY nominees: -Alan Wake 2 -Baldur's Gate 3 -Spider-Man 2 -Resident Evil 4 -Super Mario Bros. Wonder -Zelda Tears of the Kingdom

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@BEAT_SKELTON

5 months

@CheddarChiiNG BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT IN THE WORLD

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 months

@ZoruaBell MY BEST GUESS IS AI TENDS TO RESPOND TO QUESTIONS LIKE "WHAT IF THE ONLY WAY TO DISARM A NUKE IS TO SAY THE N-WORD!" WITH "PLEASE DON'T SAY THE N-WORD."

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 years

HEY REMEMBER HOW NFTS WERE GONNA REVOLUTIONIZE GAMING BY ALLOWING YOU TO OWN YOUR GAME STUFF IN PERPETUITY FOREVER AND THERE WAS ALL THAT PIE IN THE SKY TALK ABOUT HOW YOU COULD TAKE YOUR STUFF FROM ONE GAME TO ANOTHER BECAUSE DIGITAL OWNERSHIP WAS FINALLY REAL? NO? ME NEITHER.

web3 is going just great

@web3isgreat

2 years

Ubisoft abandons Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Breakpoint after shoehorning NFTs into it April 5, 2022

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 years

GENUINELY IMPOSSIBLE TO IMAGINE A DUMBER RICH DIPSHIT THAN ELON.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

3 years

SPEAKING OF THAT LEGENDARY POST, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE PRO-SLAVERY THING I MEAN FUCKING HELL JKR.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

1 year

@CalebJHull

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@BEAT_SKELTON

3 months

BOND VILLAIN: YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO DISARM THE NUKES BOND! BECAUSE THE DEACTIVATION CODE... IS THE N-WORD! JAMES BOND: YOU FIEND! CRYPTO LIBERTARIAN: THIS IS A REAL AND SERIOUS PROBLEM THAT COULD DEFINITELY HAPPEN OUTSIDE OF MY IMAGINATION.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

7 months

I JUST WANT TO CONGRATULATE EVERYONE FOR ALL THE IMPORTANT WORK THEY DID MAKING THIS WEBSITE WORTHLESS. FANTASTIC JOB.

Ryan Mac 🙃

@RMac18

7 months

X, the company formerly known as Twitter, told employees in an internal note today that the company is worth $19 billion, down from the $44 billion Elon Musk paid for it a year ago.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

3 years

QUOTING TO PUT THIS IN THE THREAD BUT HOLY FUCK JKR IS A PIECE OF SHIT.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

1 year

@IGGYAZALEA THIS U

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 months

@OneLittleBird4 WHY WOULD I EVER USE THE MISERABLE SMALL LETTERS WHEN THE COOL BIG LETTERS ARE AN OPTION

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@BEAT_SKELTON

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@TheLovelyVocal I WOULD NEVER. THOSE GUYS WERE AMAZING

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 months

@Ullskay @arrapurgatory SHAKE ZOOLA THE MIC RULAH THE OLD SCHOOLAH

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@BEAT_SKELTON

1 year

FUCK YOU DUMBASS.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

1 year

WRITE THAT DOWN

entrapranure

@entrapranure

1 year

Weak men do don’t from hard doesn’t. Successful man is the work hard do. Schools won’t.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 years

COUNT THROUGH THE DITCHES AND NUMBER THE WITCHES AND SUM IN THE BACK OF MY ADDULAAAAAA

Ben Crew

@BenjaminCrew1

2 years

The Count's custom whip is insane, look at that license plate

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@BEAT_SKELTON

1 year

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO JUST HAVING CRUSHES ON HOT TOPIC CASHIER?

Mimic S. Elboim 🎲🔥 Author & Tarot Reader

@msElboim

1 year

Got any juicy para-social relationship stories? 💽

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@BEAT_SKELTON

1 year

LOOKING BACK, THE GUYS YELLING "SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE" ON MEGAPHONES OUTSIDE OF BOOKSTORES MIDNIGHT RELEASES WERE THE TRUE HEROES ALL ALONG.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

1 year

@jacksonhinklle THIS U

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 years

IT'S JUST SO... FREEING TO LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT AND GO "WOW I GENUINELY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANY OD THIS."

IGN

@IGN

2 years

MARVEL STUDIOS PHASE FIVE!!!!! #SDCC

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@BEAT_SKELTON

5 months

IT IS GENUINELY HILARIOUS HOW THE WORLD HAS COLLECTIVELY DECIDED TO PRETEND THAT FACEBOOK DIDN'T SET BILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON FIRE IN A HILARIOUS FAILED ATTEMPT AT THIS.

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

5 months

Warner Bros has partnered with AI company Futureverse to make ‘READY PLAYER ONE’ a real thing. The Readyverse is being called the “definitive destination for fans to explore their favorite stories & IP in the metaverse.” (Source: )

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@BEAT_SKELTON

11 months

THINKING ABOUT THAT ONE AUTOPSY OF AN MMA FIGHTER REVEALED A LIVER THAT HAD "THE TEXTURE AND CONSISTENCY OF STYROFOAM."

Enhanced Games

@enhanced_games

11 months

He is the fastest man in the world. He has broken Usain Bolt’s 100m record. But the world isn’t ready for him. The Olympics hate him. He has been vilified. He will be vindicated. Come watch him compete at the 2024 Enhanced Games.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 years

IT WAS REALLY IMPRESSIVE HOW QUICKLY IT BURNED THROUGH EVERY OUNCE OF GOODWILL THE LAST JEDI BUILT UP.

io9

@io9

2 years

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Came Out 2 Years Ago—How Do You Feel About It Now?

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 years

@winamp SCROLLED THROUGH THE QRTS AND THERE WAS EXACTLY ONE POSITIVE TWEET BY A CRYPTO SHILL ACCOUNT WITH 22 FOLLOWERS.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

1 year

AMAZING HOW IF YOU CHANGE ALL THE WORDS IN A SENTENCE PEOPLE REACT TO IT DIFFERENTLY

Meb Faber

@MebFaber

1 year

Change "Silicon Valley Bank" to "Kansas Farmers Bank". Replace "tech startups" with "farmers". Replace "MBS" with "farm loans". Do you feel different? If you were calling for "let them fail" are you now screaming "save them?!" Or vice versa. Would any of the tech elite

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@BEAT_SKELTON

1 year

ALL MCU DIRECTORS WERE FAMOUSLY INEXPERIENCED. KEVIN FIGGY FAMOUSLY FOUND SHANE BLACK, JOE JOHNSTONE AND SAM RAMI, WHEN THEY WERE ALL STREET URCHINS, PLAYING KICK THE CAN ON AN UNPAVED STREET IN SOUTH BRUNSWICK NEW JERSEY.

MCU - The Direct

@MCU_Direct

1 year

RUMOR: Kevin Feige is reportedly eyeing more experienced filmmakers for upcoming #MCU projects! Details:

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@BEAT_SKELTON

7 months

HEY YOU REMEMBER THAT STORY ABOUT THE GUY WHO KEPT BUYING GIFT CARDS AT SUPER LOW PRICES AND SELLING THEM AT HIGHER PRICES THINKING HE'D FOUND THE SWEETEST DEAL EVER AND THEN HE GOT ARRESTED FOR THE FBI BECAUSE HE'D BECOME AN UNKNOWING FENCE FOR STOLEN GOODS?

Wario64

@Wario64

7 months

$200 Apple Gift Card for $104.19 on Amazon #ad

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@BEAT_SKELTON

1 year

Dark Ruler Ha Donkus

@poondonkus

1 year

nobody is brave enough to make a "what's a 4chan post that's so embedded in your head that you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about" post, but this would be mine

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@BEAT_SKELTON

1 year

I LOVE TESLA GUYS BECAUSE THEY POST SHIT LIKE THIS WITH THE GENUINE EXPECTATION THAT EVERYONE WILL ALL BE LIKE "WOW NO WAY SO IMPRESSIVE!"

Teslaconomics

@Teslaconomics

1 year

This is how I move around parking lot.. you don’t? $TSLA

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@BEAT_SKELTON

9 months

REMINDER THAT GRIMES IS FAR STUPIDER THAN ANY OF YOU WERE WILLING TO BELIEVE.

Paris Marx

@parismarx

9 months

Grimes was interviewed in Wired and she truly is unhinged. Elon has a real knack for making dumb people think they’re brilliant. Apparently she’s writing a book called “Transhumanism for Babies.” 🫠

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@BEAT_SKELTON

3 years

@SpacePirate_io @Steam GOOD.

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@BEAT_SKELTON

2 years

THREAD OF WHAT THE VARIOUS PUNCH OUT CHARACTERS DID AFTER RETIRING FROM BOXING

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@BEAT_SKELTON

5 months

@FargosCaIamity I'M TRYING TO PIECE TOGETHER WHAT EXACTLY YOU'RE GOING FOR WITH THIS COMEBACK? AM I THE WELL DRESSED RAT (NOBLEST OF GOD'S CREATURES)? IS THE RAT ANYONE WHO MAKES FUN OF AI? IS THE RAT TWITTER ITSELF AND THEREFORE YOU? IS IT SOMEHOW 2014, THE LAST YEAR ANYONE TALKED ABOUT TUMBLR?

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