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Tbh I should have stated this sooner but anyone who supports Israel please unfollow me. Any antisemites too.

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@fiendelux In all seriousness it’s a Japanese cultural symbol of status. The more silk layers you wore the higher your status

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@oreuyo @acetatowo Any man who’s first action is to smell you ON YOUR FIRST MEETING is a red flag

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@6aykus NEVER TRUST A FATHER WITH YOUR SNACK/DRINK MY DAD DID THIS AND HE ATE THE ENTIRE ICECREAM IN ONE BITE AND I NEVER TRUSTED HIM AGAIN

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@Fchicken77 @Womankisser1 And two of them are actually the same as the third one

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@DMacSaidIt @bkeithpayne Welcome to the joke my friend.

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@Womankisser1 Honestly I think the artists in the fandom soaked up all the humor and the rest are actually aliens attempting to pass off as human through the emulation of what they perceive as humor

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@choerryville @noahdeaart He’s also touched more men in more places than he has women in his entire life. Also spent the most time with a harem *cough* I mean disciples. Also been penetrated by more men than he has penetrated any women lol

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@rockmon13 @mitama_mora IF I CANT HAVE FAMILY NOBODY CAN

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@catherinesclaws This makes me want to cry and puke

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@dattebyeyo Actually that’s inaccurate. Peter never skipped showers. That’s his crying time. He just wouldn’t use any products at all because he’s too busy crying

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@highnabs @_cawchan Alternatively, his vision glows brighter or even changes element because he has a new ambition. Vengeance

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@primeofadepti Or depressing info such as Qiqi not truly being loved by Baizhu, followed by the useless information that yes, Albedo does in fact eat spiders with lemon grass

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@moomieo “What are you doing here, “almighty” Shogun?” “… pondering the future of Inazuma, the future I’ve robbed from my people. The future I should never have obstructed.”

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@NeosRuby @noredemptionarc Because he honors contracts above all else and he can’t pay child support if he ends up divorcing lol

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@tecotit “Did you scrape you knees when you crawled out of hell cause you’re dev-“ “No, but the demons I slay tether my soul in karmic bonds, I am not in hell, but I suffer its torment”

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@Killjoy4014 @mattxiv “You”, “hope”, “answer”, “me”, “fuck”, “of”, “asshole”, and “earth” are all in the Bible. Look it up

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@astruma2 She should move to Liyue. There’s a surplus of immortal people there.

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@CeceCecin “MS HINA IS GOROU??? IM SUCH A HUGE FAN!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ADVICE I FOLLOW IT EVERY DAY AND ALSO I NOTICED YOU HAVE A BIG FIGHTERS SPIRIT I ALWAYS RESPECT THAT THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET YOU TWO AND NOW YOURE ONE PERSON!!!”

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@acetatowo Y’all are defending Kazuha but any man who’s first instinct is to smell you on your first meeting is a red flag lol

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@CurrentlyAlex_ @khoidaooo Gay

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@EimikoPosts You know what? A cool fic idea would be Jean asking Lisa for recommendations on books and Lisa giving her a bunch of romance novels, then Jean reading through and slowly realizing Lisa does all the romantic things in the books and gets increasingly flustered

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@hetarekaoree Diluc: “Hmph” Kaeya: “what’s that? Speak up.” Diluc: “Hmph” Kaeya: “Ok, so he needs the staff to increase production of Dandelion Wine and sunsettia extract to keep up with the growing demand from overseas.” Onlookers: “???”

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@max_eera Wind is free and uncontrollable. Earth is sturdy and grounded, and contracts like earth are set in stone. Lightning however is instant. It comes in a flash and is gone the instant it exists. Less than a second. The farthest thing from eternal.

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@eimiikos No but Nilou teaching Ayaka about Sumeru and it’s arts and finally finding someone who’s engrossed in the history of Sumeru’s aesthetics meanwhile Ayaka is entranced by this beautiful foreign girl who gives her everything she wanted from the outside world

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@hetarekaoree Kaeya: “Also get Kaeya a Death After Noon, on the rocks.” Diluc: “Hmph” (angrily) Kaeya: “Make that two glasses.”

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@dailydickz “But there are only four” No. there are only four visible.

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@velvesque It was also the place where Ei retreated from the world forever. Essentially taking refuge in the last remnant of her sister for eternity.

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@tecotit “Did you sit in a pile of sugar because yo-“ “I have no need for rest, I am an adeptus, and I shall use every money to protect Liyue from evils and monsters”

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@amalwitche I like the idea that Kabukimono wasn’t even in pain he was just like “well, my finger got smashed, I must adhere to tradition”

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@junjoupurelove “From a snobby merchant in Schnezneya, a real piece of work. Got it for a STEAL. Such wonderful material. Fit for a Queen. Wouldn’t you say?”

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@shenhedailys … well… this is only slightly less extra than Raiden Shogun stopping all thunder in all corners of the world so that the traveler can sleep well

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@novakixx @adzetko ... oh it’s in the picture alright, it’s just not showing

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@babufess The difference between a star pupil and a daughter

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@oreuyo @acetatowo Who cares tho, ILL DECORATE OUR HOME WITH RED FLAGS THEY WILL BE BANNERS OF OUR LOVE

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@EimikoPosts But Lisa of course already knew that so she hams it up to fluster Jean more, knowing exactly what is in each of those books, before Jean finally confesses and Lisa being like “took you long enough, I’ve been dropping hints for years.”

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@khoidaooo @zeniitha “I don’t remember voicing that?!?!?? Bitch” -Khoi

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@kovmii I love the fact that Kazuha as the Inazuma native didn’t warn them at all

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@astruma2 “You can run, but there will always be room in the oceans embrace. No matter how you train your men, the oceans will always surround them. Even if all the blood were drained from their bodies, the ocean would remain an unchanged blue.”

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@_yn319 ...... I’m usually not one for these kinds of jokes... but this is now mine. I’m stealing this. I put it in my joke bag and am running off with it. I have my escape boat ready. There is no water. I have been caught by the police.

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@tecotit “Are you a dandelion because I wanna blow-“ “I am the conqueror of demons and last of the Yaksha, to compare me to something so fragile and peaceful is a mistake.”

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@eimiikos Meanwhile Nilou learning that Ayaka manages cultural and artistic affairs in Inazuma and falling in love with Inazuma’s culture and preservation of art and Ayaka admiring Nilou’s determination to do the same for Sumeru’s arts in spite of the government

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@hasharakl “Graced by the buttocks of an adeptus” EXCUSE ME??? IS THIS THE GENSHIN FANDOM???

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@ylissebian WAIT ACTUAL GAY??? WHERE

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@_cawchan @PiTheCookieMon Actually the loss of his vision took his last brain cell… there wasn’t anything stored in the brain cell though so it didn’t seem different

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@mcarv_s Away to the windows I flew like a flash Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash

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@thefuzzyaya Oh this is so cute. OH GOD WAIT I CAN PICTURE AUNT MAY BAKING WITH HIM AND FINDING HIM HILARIOUS AND CHARMING. Also idk why but I imagine Wade calling Aunt May “dear” on occasion.

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@_sleepyriri_ @AngelinaDsg @iris_cobalt @readyplayer1089 @chillwithaster Utterly risible.

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@ragnvinrd There’s a club for people who mess with the Fatui in the seven nations. Yelan, Ayato, and Diluc represent their countries respectively. They have book clubs where they steal books from the Fatui and pick out their favorites.

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@tecotit “You’re making me wet~ are you sure you’re not a hydro-“ “I am Xiao, my name means swiftness. I move with the wind and strike with a maelstrom. It is you who granted me my vision, you should know well my powers of Anemo.”

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@windflowerlia A key and a scepter… NEITHER OF WHICH ARE MEANT TO BE SWUNG AROUND

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@tecotit “You’re pretty good with a polearm Xiao, maybe you could use it on me” “I turn my spear only against those who threaten Liyue. Demons and evil gods alike, I will not turn my weapon against one of the seven unless you wish to do harm to this land”

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@MrKitsune2 @pecsOTD With your mouth on his penis

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@tecotit “For fucks sake IM TRYING TO GET IN YOUR PANTS” “Rex Lapis or Madam Ping are more suited to the traditions of Liyue apparel, I have no interest in such idle affairs.”

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@kurolee97 … oh so THATS why Venti’s rerun is alongside his

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@tecotit “Your clothes look uncomfortable-“ “Comfort is the least of my worries when I am faced with unending torment. So long as it does not impede the strike of my spear or weigh down the winds on which I strike I do not care.”

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@tecotit “Xiao-“ “Call my name and I shall appear, when you do not have the wish to kill, speak it and I will strike down those who threaten you.”

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@KirstiMiller30 @LewdBaron1 Not the same. One is a sacred profession to bridge the gap between mortals and god and the other one robbed me of one whole day in my weekend every week. How dare you compare the two.

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@tecotit “Since you enjoyed my flute blowing so much-“ “I do not care much for music, but something about the way you played the Dihua flute eased the constraints of the karma I have accumulated. It was not enjoyment, but peace.”

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@tecotit Aaaand that’s the end. I got carried away. I like the idea that Venti got fed up and straight up says it, only for Xiao to seemingly misunderstand, then be super smooth, only for it to once again be a misunderstanding

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@Zy0x_ He’s immensely skilled at conveying both the mania of despair while allowing other emotions to take the center stage simultaneously. He never truly loses the uneasy feeling but also cycles very realistically and convincingly through emotions.

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@jagaimoimpact I think he still cares for Kaeya, but feels so betrayed by him that he also can’t stand to be near him. In a place where he can’t bear to cut him off because he’s all he has left, but also the closest person to him that betrayed him in his eyes

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@primeofadepti Y’all act like the guy was afraid of dying. Zhongli could have easily destroyed him. No man, he was afraid of getting fired. Zhongli can’t fire him, but Childe can cancel his dental.

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@tecotit “Xiao... put your mouth... on my mouth.” “The adeptal art of secret shattering requires at least four censers and rare roots native to Liyue, but I do not have any secrets I am witholding from you.”

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@numumy I just hope he doesn’t feel the pressure that comes with being young and immensely talented but that he can go at his own pace to fully come into his own and reach his potential without stressing himself out

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@tecotit “Wow that was smooth Xiao, really led me on- wait what’s the root for?” “To complete the ritual and gain secret knowledge by forcing your spirit into their memories.”

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@tecotit “GODDAMN IT I WANT TO FU- wait secret shattering? That’s a thing?”

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@yue_yue1102 If Ayaka and Ayato were twins this would be the only possible or acceptable design for him.

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@Dojizerker @AuiSincIair @dilucsarchv @primeofadepti GIVE HU TAO CUSTODY SHE WONT BURY QIQI ANYMORE AND SHE LOVES HERRRR BAIZHU IS CREEPY AND I DONT TRUST HIM AT LEAST KAEYA IS RESPECTABLE AND IS MORE SELFLESS

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@tecotit “Indeed Barbatos, it involves four censers of lavender incense, wind root, rose petals, a bed, candle light, some wine, and a partner”

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@EimikoPosts … Jean/Lisa… Ningguang/Beidou… Ei/Yae… popular shipping dynamics dictates that the next four leaders of the nations will be lesbians with an electro wife who can infuriate them.

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@washingmashine_ @yuuzu_0530 I expected a lot from Inazuma… serial killers and marine biologist lesbians weren’t among them but HELL IF IM COMPLAINING LETS GOOOOO

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@AniiAngy @crowspice @aluinihi He’s like an onion because HES MAKING ME FUCKING CRY

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@d3mptree @medjedfan I’m about to put my whole bloodline in there

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@genariasc @Pushist00 NO BUT ALBEDO HAS A POINT SUCROSE IS JUST BEING MEANNNN

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@_ceniwen Suddenly turns the music becomes heavy metal

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@wayriding I need to know if this is a girl or boy. If it’s a girl I can focus on appreciating the glistening effect on the skin as well as the attention to depth. If it’s a boy I can fap because I’m gay

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@adriyoung “Hi, I’m kinda new to this but I hope we can have some convos and maybe get some coffee. Preferably on the less populated side of town nearest to the forest. I am not a bear, and no I don’t eat people. I promise. Also do not disturb me during winter.”

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@ganyuwaner24 @fellawhomstdve Yes I am also gay. Gay gAy gaY

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@manny_oe @shanshankuo Pretty sure the Groomers against gays thing was started by cis het people specifically meant to divide LGBTQ+ individuals.

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@neonrevenant @lispeaks_ In the past… which is kinda the problem

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@ennuizz @eunnieverse I ADORE this, but I advise people to not get too attached to Albedo, not because he’s a bad character, but because I’m afraid Mihoyo will do something depressing with him. Look at Honkai and the foreshadowing. Think of the therapy we’ll need lol

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@ragnvinrd Childe is such a loose cannon that he was also invited.

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@4dango_the2nd Imagine if Kazuha’s freaky superhuman ears and nose are hereditary from Niwa. Imagine that’s partially how he was able to deduce Dottore’s identity. Imagine that gift is the only thing Niwa was able to pass down to his family.

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@rotten_peachh @txtdrgenshin … WELP TIME TO MAKE THAT STATUE NOW

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@khaenrian Only one part of this woman is hetero

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@eimiikos And them teaching each other about their respective dances, cultures, histories, draws them closer together. Nilou has so many friends while Ayaka has always been lonely, so Nilou serves as a gateway to both the outside world and to more friends

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@s1lkflower @AnnemiePlays @casualbiscuit1 @NeroBlackwood @alolanfloatzel Gay greed. CORPORATIONS BETTER ACTUALLY GIVE ME A GODDAMN DISCOUNT FOR BEING GAY

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@khaenrian I think you like arms behind back lol.

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@akkisshimiii … DID THEY MISS THE HUMAN EXPERIMENTATION??? IF THEY WANNA HATE HIM THEY DONT NEED TO MAKE UP STUFF

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@DMacSaidIt @bkeithpayne In all seriousness though at least you had the ability to grasp the meaning of the joke.

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@primeofadepti Cutscene Zhongli can shield multiple people, Diluc can run on walls, Mona can teleport... I’m so tired of being lied to... AND NINGGUANG CAN LEVITATE

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