@Cobratate
Hundreds of millions of dollars.
Drinking and driving.
Adderall all day every day.
Roided up for every sport I’ve played.
Hooker empire.
Physically cannot go more than 4 hours without gambling.
A little bit of degeneracy.
Train 12 hours a night.
Infinite money.
Haven’t
She asked me what my favorite position is.
I said CEO.
She said no, sexual position.
I said CEO.
No matter what I’m doing, I am always the CEO. And I’ve never had sex.
A penny doubled each day for a month:
day 1: $0.01
day 2: $2.02
day 3: $4.04
day 4: $8.08
day 5: $16.16
day 6: $32.32
day 7: $64.64
day 8: $128.28
day 9: $256.56
day 10: $512.12
day 11: $1024.24
day 12: $2048.48
day 13: $4096.96
day 14: $8192.92
day 15: $16,384.84
day 16:
Experts say Royce du Pont invented the infamous du Pont Approach™ at the age of 10 when he held his parents at gunpoint in a GameStop, forcing them to buy him Grand Theft Auto V.
@Cobratate
There is no bigger red flag in an adult than having children.
If you’re 46 and already bored of weed and alcohol - you’re immature and soulless.
How can you be trusted to vote?
You have a warped world view with zero vested interest in the future.
The poorest people
The population is 8 billion
Jeff Bezos has $160 Billion
If he gave away $1 billion to every person on the planet he’d still have $152 billion left over.
Let that sink in.
@Cobratate
I turned down 50m to sell my family.
All I had to do was shut up and take the money.
I refused.
My family is only worth 5m. I ended up countering with the lower offer.
Then I was arrested.
Not many hero’s left.
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I won the lottery - $1.58 billion to be specific. They asked if I wanted a lump sum or monthly payments.
I said "Neither, give it all to my biggest hater." They did.
Why? If my hater has $1.58 billion, my goal in life will be to make $1.59 billion.
It's called grinding.
Bank just called me, no words, just applause. They put their phone on speaker and just had the entire bank clap for me. It feels good to be this wealthy.
My mom once asked me my favorite position.
I said, “CEO.”
She said, “no, sex position”
I said, “CEO.”
We quietly finished eating our lasagna at the dinner table.
i don't know who needs to hear this but:
you're a failure.
most people make more money than you.
you're short, round, and moist.
you give off mysterious odors.
your family is embarrassed by you.
let that sink in.
I was at a bar when a girl asked me for my number.
"This is an 11 digit number," she said.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you asked me about my net worth." I replied.
I wrote down another number.
"This is a 12 digit number," she said.
"Dearest apologies Miss, I thought you asked