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@AyomikunOK

2 years

@adekunleGOLD Thank you for blessing the world with your sound!

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

No one with productive things to do with his time is texting you first thing every morning. Unemployed men keep lowering the bar. It’s tiring

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

I am looking to urgently fill two data analyst roles. Req: Quantitative background 2-3 years analytics experience Good SQL + Data Viz High tech absorptive capacity Apply here: P.S. Role is based in Lagos

Job Description - Growth Analyst

Overview TradeDepot is a B2B eCommerce and embedded finance company building the largest digital network of retail outlets in Africa and changing the way FMCG brands distribute products to over 5...

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Ayò.

@AyomikunOK

1 year

I’m always on the lookout for talented junior to mid-level analytics professionals for myself and colleagues in the space. If interested, please reply this tweet with a link to your professional profile (LinkedIn, website etc)

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@AyomikunOK

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I’m always on the lookout for talented junior to mid-level analytics professionals for myself and colleagues in the space. If interested, please reply this tweet with a link to your professional profile (LinkedIn, website etc)

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

Congratulations to my dear friend and brother @STinubu on your ascension as the first son of the land. Awa lokan ♾️

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@AyomikunOK

3 years

Looking for a junior BI analyst(< 2 years) to join my team. Req: STEM/B background, Fundamental understanding of RDBMS, SQL fluency (very key), Experiencing using BI tools Nice to have: Power BI experience(DAX fluent), Consumer goods/retail/eCommerce experience

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

Pentecostal pastors are about to make a killing. An insane amount of hopium is required to survive the next eight years.

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

Still looking for one more person (female preferably) to fill this role. Req: Quantitative background < 2 years professional analytics experience Decent SQL + Data Viz. High tech absorptive capacity

Ayò.

@AyomikunOK

2 years

There’s an opening for a growth data analyst at a Lagos-based startup. Apply if you fit the bill and share within your network Please RT!

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

@dondekojo This is basically his point. We are only listening to our artistes. Foca did two shows in Lagos this week and he dare not perform anything outside Ke Star and Champion Sound because no one In Nigeria cares about his other stuff

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@AyomikunOK

3 years

@G_Wojo 😬

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

Every salary looks big until you start earning it

Mshelia

@InexorableGuy

2 years

Lmaooo you guys man o, can someone tell me how you want to waste 800k a month everytime, you live alone, have your space, car and everything but 800k is not enough for one person? No savings? Even in Lagos! This is a great amount to earn for a single young adult, under 30 ffs

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

Only in Nigeria will a governorship candidate be campaigning on paying salaries on time. The bar is underground

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

People were catching this kind of cruise and concluded that a military dictator from the 80s was the way forward? Make it make sense

Edmund Onigbese of the Big Bag

@pyjama_ceo

1 year

Just remembering 2009/2010: During lunch breaks offices used to be empty and restaurants used to be full. Like restaurants…. Not mama put. All staff, not only management. I want all of u that were displaying the year you finished uni to experience that Nigeria again 😅😅

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

The party must be united on the objective: Defeating APC. No time for internal scuffles

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

Also worth noting that The First Lady is an ordained Redeemed pastor so spiritually we are covered as well. Nigeria is truly for Jesus

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

Too many similarities between Peter Obi stans now and Buhari supporters in 2014 it's almost as if it's the same set of people sponsoring the campaigns

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

So proud of her. What a journey!

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

BAT is an Arthur Andersen trained accountant, Shettima as a Jim Ovia trained banker and economist. They have the pedigree and love the country. The Nigerian economy is about to 🚀

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

How educated people cannot understand this is beyond me. Nowhere in the world will any business sell an in-demand product at a lower than market price just because they got it cheaper

Nnayelugo

@Eloka51

1 year

If a station bought one million litres at 170Mn and sold at N185Mn and now has to buy back at N400 per litre aka N400Mn, where will they get the extra liquidity from? ODs?

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

@dondekojo Better nobody exists than for Russia to lose and become subservient to the west. Easy decision

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@AyomikunOK

9 months

Nigerians are way too arrogant for a people so hopelessly poor. Excluding the gulf countries, I can't think of any other developed nation that did not have an industrialisation phase powered by mass manufacturing. Why do we think nigeria is too big to go through that?

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@RobinaxOg

9 months

You see the sweat shops in Asia, that is what Nigeria needs. Let us build from the ground up let our people do legit work and earn disposable income, send their children to school and be able to afford healthcare. In 10years you will see a noticeable difference

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

As a Nigerian in tech, it is in your best interest for SVB to be bailed out. I can assure you that you do not want to deal with the fall out of certain key ecosystem players losing access to significant portions of their capital.

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@AyomikunOK

9 months

The fact that economic theories that were proposed centuries ago, and have been proven multiple times are still denied in Nigeria gives me cause for concern. There's a clear template for countries like ours, all we need to do is follow it. We're simply too poor for all this pride

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

Kante cost them tonight. Two major unforced errors

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

This is the Premier League. No matter who you are, you must collect!

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@AyomikunOK

2 months

Sometimes I wonder what the Nigerian tech ecosystem would have looked like today if we continued the pre-APC trajectory of 5%+ GDP growth, $3k+ per capita, <10% inflation & <20% unemployment.

-valar morghulis-

@eldivyn

2 months

Say this all the time: everything in this country will benefit from an economy growing 10% a year. EVERYTHING.

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

Love how these IJGB artistes have been rendered irrelevant by the immense growth of our local guys. Gone are the days when Wale or Jidenna coming to Lagos was newsworthy, now no one really sends them

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

Rema and Tems still have work to do, they both sounded out of breath at times during their performances. Burna on the other hand was perfect

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

My great-granduncle, who was a farmer in Old Oyo, always had a dream that one day the Yorubas will feed the nation with our cassava, yam and corn. Hearing Tinubu’s plan got me so emotional. He’s the only one that supports our local farmers, now it’s time to support him. #SWAGA23

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

As with the last two, the album lacks identity; it’s just a collection of songs with little to no cohesion or overarching narrative. 4/10 at best

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

Everyone says this until you ask them to go first

Babájídé Dúróshọlá

@Babajiide

2 years

why don't we discuss salaries more often than not

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

The execution of this iFitness tariff increase leaves a lot to be desired. The creation of a new fee was already bad enough, the vague communication made it worse.

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@AyomikunOK

10 months

"Africa's biggest restaurant chain" has locations everywhere but Africa. Lesson in there

Olúwatósìn Olaseinde

@tosinolaseinde

10 months

People talk a lot about tech but pls do NOT sleep on cash flow businesses. Businesses minting money. Tech is an enabler but don’t stop following the money. Love this

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

@dondekojo One of the many reasons why America is uninvadable. Even if you manage (impossible) to get past the security forces, you then have to contend with a populace that is probably more armed than you are. Goodluck

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

I wonder which party was responsible for creating the enabling environment for that boom

Editi Effiòng

@EditiEffiong

2 years

My generation saw a boom period in 2004-2015. We built businesses, bought homes, and traveled abroad (even with N150k/month jobs). We should stand aside when young people are angry. They have seen nothing but struggle.

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@AyomikunOK

11 months

There is no easy way out. This suffering was inevitable and will get worse. The key now is for the FG to make the right decisions to get us out quickly. It will get much worse before it gets better.

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

We cannot be deprived of such a key sociopolitical commentator so close to election season. #BringBackAmbrosia

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

Nigerians really carried their country and handed it over to barbarians on a platter of gold. Kai!

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

National grid collapse and fuel scarcity simultaneously is the kind of affliction that should only arise in a country without a government. Yet here we are

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@AyomikunOK

10 months

Some context to this that was barely glanced over in this article. The loss was basically due to revaluating their FX debt and the disposal of raw materials already acquired for the now-defunct home care category.

Nairametrics

@Nairametrics

10 months

BREAKING: Unilever Nigeria Plc reports 72.95% decline in pre-tax profit as economy bites. -

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@AyomikunOK

8 months

It is unfortunate this happened to Liverpool, but it was clearly a communication error. The PGMOL has committed to revising the protocol so it doesn't happen again. I'm not sure what else you people want

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

8 months

🚨 @PremierLeague release official VAR audio from Luis Diaz's disallowed goal vs Tottenham. Full statement:

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@AyomikunOK

3 years

@JajaPhD Is she single? I can show her around when she arrives

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@AyomikunOK

10 months

In Nigeria, there's no currency more valuable than proximity to the government. This is mainly why seemingly successful private-sector individuals still strive for positions in Government that are usually below their pay grade.

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@AyomikunOK

3 years

Africa has infrastructure deficit that can only be solved by 'market creating innovation'. Limited capital currently available to innovators. @anafricanfuture tries to solve that by pooling from individuals & corporates. Why We Must Invest in the Future

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

Any CEO that delivers (inflation-beating) profitable growth this financial year needs to be knighted on the spot. It requires actual magic to produce that in this climate. Too many headwinds to contend with

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

Father packing money in bullion van 🤝 Son packing strippers in Hilux. Balance

Mr. Jekeli

@poseidon_eX

2 years

Person wey come magic city, say make them pursue everybody outside ?? Abi person wey use hilux pack all the strippers go house? Abeg get out with your rubbish brainwashing

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@AyomikunOK

3 years

Two common reasons I get from people in this category 1. They truly believe they can thrive exceedingly in this country in spite of all the nonsense going. 2. They have built a considerable amount of social/professional capital which they will lose by starting over elsewhere.

Uncle Ari

@MazeDaMouth

3 years

If you can afford to leave Nigeria, why haven’t you left?

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

Chimamanda lied, nobody for this life dey benefit pass Lagos babes. My god!

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

Add being irreligious to this and the pool drops to less than ten people

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

@wandeoki @dondekojo The Nigerian locals only fuck with songs that have their own artistes. That is the point. The Ghanaian locals fuck with Nigerian songs even when they don't feature Ghanaians

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

@bigbrutha_ @yojora @Wana____ You don't even need connection to solve this. Just send driver to go and find fuel and come back with full tank at COB

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

This idol is different. He’s a humble & incorruptible man who will solve all our problems.

Ayobami

@dondekojo

1 year

2015 was nasty, they cooked me so much for supporting GEJ against their messiah I thought GEJ was going to see just my one vote. People still can’t see the problem with idol worship and mob behavior till today

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

Moral lesson is to always ensure your Arolake is content at home no matter how many young pies you add to the mix. Happy first wife, happy life

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@AyomikunOK

8 months

We don't have a criticism culture in this part of the world. Unflattering opinions on people or their work are taken as hating/bad belle. That's one of the reasons why we will always remain a mediocre society

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

Much ado about GetEquity , by @notadeepdive

Much ado about GetEquity

When is regulation a necessary evil?

www.notadeepdive.com

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@AyomikunOK

10 months

The infantilisation of Dr Bosun yesterday was really awful to watch. In no world is a 46 year old man a child; especially one who has practically built a whole industry

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

It has always been common knowledge that Flutterwave sponsors certain TC publications. GB was also publicly listed as one of the investors in BCM’s latest round. Not sure what new information this disclaimer shares

Folu 🚀

@FoluShaw

2 years

"She was GB’s plaything, and GB has plenty of playthings but hers was the worst. Even after leaving Flutterwave, she is not still free of him because he made sure Flutterwave got a financial interest in the new place she works."🤔 Original Edited

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@AyomikunOK

4 years

‘Americans are always performing’ - Sugabelly, 2020

Ian Miles Cheong

@stillgray

4 years

White protesters wash the feet of black protest organizers and beg for forgiveness in Cary, North Carolina.

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

Shop Mora has been killing it recently. Should really get one or two pieces for someone special

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

I don't think there's ever been a worse time to be a Nigerian in our democratic history. The hardship is unbearable with no respite for anyone; rich or poor.

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

Liverpool getting done by a couple of PL rejects? Hate to see it

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

@Harieson Not every political tweet is about your candidate. Read the thread again

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

@dondekojo The age when you start knowing someone who’s kids are getting married every weekend

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

Reminder that the APC came into power with the mandate to 'fight corruption'.

Bloomberg

@business

1 year

NEW: A firm belonging to the son of Nigeria’s president-elect bought an $11 million London mansion that his predecessor’s government was seeking to confiscate as part of a corruption probe, documents show

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@AyomikunOK

3 years

@dondekojo I think the lack of succession planning is a symptom of a much larger issue; we don’t build institutions independent of the main man. Hence the institutions die with them. In the Nigerian Pentecostal industry for example, it’s all about daddy GO

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@AyomikunOK

9 months

Moniepoint is processing 36% of Nigeria's GDP? Let's fear God, please.

Olumide Adesina

@olumidecapital

9 months

Moniepoint stated that it now processes transactions valued at $12 billion every month as more businesses in 🇳🇬 embrace digital payments

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

The funny thing is Wenger’s Arsenal once went to the Camp Nou and came back with zero shots on or off target

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@kpk_05

1 year

@bagofnuts_ How can 11 players have just a shot in 90 mins. Off target btw No fan can be happy with that kind of football

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

F1 desperately needs Max to win today. The fate of their new audience retention depends on it.

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

Remember when Chelsea was going to be runaway champions? Good times

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@AyomikunOK

11 months

As things stand, the only holiday destinations attainable for middle-class Nigerians are Lakowe Lakes and Whispering Palms. Travelling abroad — even to nearby Ghana — is now reserved for the wealthy

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@AyomikunOK

9 months

@tmukogo Last I checked, technology is not just software

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

One of the fundamental rules of Twitter is that as a person of privilege, you are not permitted to complain about anything, ever! My Ogun state brother should have known that before coming to start a meaningful discourse here.

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

Date night

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

Lmao na Softbank and Tiger Global dem dey lead this round make local investors know say cap table don change

Othello

@Dahmolah

2 years

All those kind of tweets na for when you wan raise series A sha. All those pre seed valutation no fit do am again.

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

I knew iFitness was doing awoof when I found out my local gym was ~15% more expensive than them despite offering significantly lesser service. These people didn’t even turn on their AC outside peak hours.

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

@Chidiebele_ Bruh! They are undefeated!

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

Chimamanda lied, nobody for this life dey benefit pass Lagos babes. My god!

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

Sunday brunch

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

Educated middle class decided Buhari was the way forward. There’s no evidence they are wiser than the lower classes

Ayobami

@dondekojo

1 year

Educated middle class voted LP in Lagos from the results I can see. Educated middle class should decide more elections.

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@AyomikunOK

11 months

You shouldn’t partner up with anybody you’re not ideologically compatible with. That should be one of the first boxes you tick

Ụlọma

@ulxma

11 months

Being ideologically compatible with your partner is an underrated blessing.

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@AyomikunOK

8 months

@dondekojo has always posited that our poor public education is the cause of this and that may be true generally; but, when you realise that even Nigerians who are well-educated parrot the same terrible ideas, you begin to wonder if there's something innately wrong with us.

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@AyomikunOK

10 months

This is one of saddest things about our current predicament, so many struggling businesses today would have flourished in a 6% GDP growth, <10% inflation environment but today they are all shutting down/laying off staff. Such a shame

DejiChukwuNonsoAnubi

@DejiAnubi

10 months

If naij was a mid income country, my first business 10 years ago should have been able to hit 1 million dollars turnover, when dollar was 150-200 naira. Just ran the numbers. We are just too fucking poor in Lagos/Nigeria. And poor people don't buy anything.

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

When you found your own company, pay everyone 1m+ 👍🏾

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@AyomikunOK

9 months

My fellow compatriots don't know this place is not more than a glorified Somalia? The first step to making progress is telling yourself the truth. We are still living fake lives

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

Usually, mixed British footballers are a product of a Caribbean dad and a white English mum. Pleasantly surprised that the Bellinghams are the reverse. Jude Bellingham's parents beam with pride his Real Madrid unveiling via @MailSport

Jude Bellingham's parents beam with pride his Real Madrid unveiling

Jude Bellingham's father Mark was spotted beaming with pride as the England star was unveiled as a Real Madrid player, while his mum Denise took photos to capture his presentation.

www.dailymail.co.uk

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@AyomikunOK

9 months

Sweatshops solve unemployment, FX, FDI, GDP growth and even inflation to a certain extent. Never has a solution been so obvious yet so popularly discounted.

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

Light work

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

Drinks are now so expensive. Entry level premium spirits are comfortably crossing 10k, XO is now 150k+ in retail….how much are you people now buying it in clubs??

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

In the long run we are all dead

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

The business model behind ReelFruit's $3 million idea @StearsBusiness

The business model behind ReelFruit's $3 million idea

How ReelFruit is expanding its agriculture and fruit processing business.

www.stears.co

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@AyomikunOK

10 months

Just like Unilever, Nestle still remains profitable at an operating level and even expanded their margin from 20% to 23%. Their FX loss is the only blot on an otherwise impressive result

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@AyomikunOK

3 years

Strategy is tested and trusted. Easiest way to deflect attention from your poor performance. UK media always ready to lap it up. Can't even hate

Ayobami

@dondekojo

3 years

1m people can praise Rashford and he'd highlight the 70 abusing him to be the victim. People will then make the £200K+ a week player the victim after. Can't blame him though, it works better than actually playing football.

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@AyomikunOK

9 months

This is a significant part of the 'structure' you need to win elections in Nigeria. All major political parties have this. You simply cannot rely on 3rd parties (INEC included) for data and information at the polls

oseni rufai

@ruffydfire

9 months

For further elections, Political parties must have a strong data room and invest heavily in data, independent of INEC, also more foot soldiers across the polling units!

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

The who’s who of the Nigerian political elite are all on ground in Abuja this weekend. Again, if your sugar daddy is not here….

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

The who’s who of the Nigerian political elite is in Lekki today. If your sugar daddy is not there, you know what that means

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

@SomiEkhasomhi @DpEsho Why are we pitting bad bitches against each other when we can just enjoy them all. That being said Stella Damascus >> Chioma Chukwuka

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@AyomikunOK

9 months

ENDSARS

Fisayo Fosudo

@Fosudo

9 months

People who left Nigeria, what was the thing that made you finally decide to leave?

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@AyomikunOK

1 year

The future

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@AyomikunOK

3 years

"Within days of its release, global searches for retro-inspired tracksuits (+97%), white slip-on sneakers (+145%), red boiler suits (+62%) and white numbered T-shirts (+35%) have all spiked." Memo: Squid Game Effect

Memo: Squid Game Effect

Netflix’s Squid Game is the platform’s newest hit: the show, which premiered mid-September, is on track to outpace Bridgerton and The Witcher to become its most-sampled original series. The show de…

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@AyomikunOK

2 years

You’ll get the same from PiggyVest employees as well. Such a shame they’ve both refused to share the secret sauce

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Ayò.