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RTs ≠ Endorsements #Muslim #Lagosian #Nigerian #CFC 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

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@yojora
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8 years
Sometimes we need to ask ourselves,do we really want things to change or we're just complaining cos It hasn't favored us yet?
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3 years
It’s also important to try to reduce how much we burden people with our nonsense behavior..
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3 years
Fearless should repackage, that pack makes it look like engine oil..
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2 years
Na tiny gold chain remain for that ref
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2 years
Manchester City vs Manchester United, en 1947.
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@yojora
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8 months
If I enter airport for stopover, I don visit the country be that
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8 months
What is a travel math?
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@yojora
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5 years
The small one should be big by August
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6 months
Breakfast in bed
@GoabaM
Goaba Gaone💧
6 months
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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3 years
They’re on the way, be patient 😂
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@yojora
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4 years
I became a Cardi fan this weekend
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4 years
They’re trying to divide us into North & south, please don’t fall for it..Don’t attack or insult anyone, just stay on the convo #EnsSARS #EndSARS
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@yojora
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3 years
First Day at work after my Mom’s Burial Colleagues: I’m so sorry for your loss but can you please give me the number of the caterer that made that jollof? Me:
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@yojora
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3 years
If I rob a bank today & on my way home, police arrest me with 1bn in cash, even if they can’t prove I robbed the bank, it’d be hard for me to prove I got the money legitimately.. Now imagine instead of going home with the money, I give it to my friend who has a betting company.
@iamTROL
Teníbégilójù…
3 years
Can someone please explain money laundry to me like I'm a toddler? I still don't understand how the money circles back to the intended that makes it clean.
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@yojora
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2 years
😂😂😂😭😭
@yojora
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4 years
Chicken republic will soon start selling rice & boiled egg
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4 years
Friendship after rejection is not compulsory, it’s okay to totally disappear..
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@yojora
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4 years
Sharia law in northern Nigeria never affects the rich, only the poor and political enemies of the powerful... There’s a video of a certain person packing dollars, I wonder why he hasn’t lost his hands..
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@yojora
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4 years
If your babe lives in Surulere, don’t go and do any sleep over..You will not see your car the next day
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4 years
Better than Abuja people packing beach sand from Elegushi
@dipo_smart
Sherlock
4 years
When Lagos people come to Abuja and see free roads 😭😭😭
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@yojora
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3 years
It went from ridiculously hot to harmattan overnight, omo Na wa
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@yojora
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4 years
I thought it was someone’s head with terrible lapalapa
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@yojora
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4 years
You’re bragging with another person’s wealth because someone you don’t know posted a picture of 3 Rolls Royce, I pray against the insecurity that led to this tweet..
@controllergene
Controller General💭
4 years
While Arewa Twitter is making noise becos of 2 Rolls Royce. How many of you have been to Lagos?Have you heard of Bolu Akin-Olugbade? He has the most Rolls Royce in Nigeria. He used to be a very close friend to Chief Olu Okeowo. Don't try wealthy Lagos. They don't use Twitter 😂
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@yojora
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4 years
I had my birthday in nysc camp, we went to buy 2goats in town for 10k... The man who sold the goats was crying & praying for us cos according to him, he’d never sold anything of that amount in his life.. See poverty Dey this country,my views changed a lot after that year..
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@yojora
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3 years
Not even my best friend, if my close friend doesn’t tell me about something as huge as wedding, I’ll assume he/she doesn’t want me there.. I’m not asking shit
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@yojora
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4 years
Please people I beg you, let’s maintain this energy till 2023!!! Please!!!!!!
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@yojora
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4 years
Many mosques in Lagos had jumat Service today, many of us are very irresponsible.. Irresponsible citizens, irresponsible religious leaders, irresponsible religious organizations, silly irresponsible people!! 😡
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@yojora
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3 years
Peter & Paul are twin brothers
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@yojora
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2 years
No one can convince me Nigerian bank officials are not the ones responsible for these things
@kayodebakre8
Olukayode bakre
2 years
Why is this stealing of money difficult to trace or stop?
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@yojora
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3 years
You people that said yes, can you please indicate it somewhere in your bio abeg, God bless!!
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@yojora
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4 years
Emir by day scientist at night, Kano is lucky to have you 🙌🏿🙌🏿
@channelstv
Channels Television
4 years
Sarkin Kano Confirms Mass Death Not Connected To COVID-19
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3 years
The amount of respect the police have shown the guy makes it obvious there’s more to it..
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@yojora
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3 years
Anyone who gets offended by this needs help
@Dinnydavinci
ƊeLta
3 years
Stop sanitizing immediately in front of people once you come in contact with them. Have sense.
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4 years
What cuppy said is not a lie, the rich & powerful will always tell themselves to stay out of it whenever these issues come up..
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@yojora
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3 years
Buying the Ashawo dress she’ll wear out with you 👌🏿
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@yojora
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1 year
Another day to remind Muslim women that they can leave the marriage if they don’t want polygamy
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2 years
One of the worst things after getting robbed at home is the anxiety as it gets dark, you may never be same again..
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@yojora
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4 years
Before and after Davido, many others have tried to buy their way into the industry and none of them have seen the type of success Davido has.. It’s ridiculous, actually very stupid to reduce his success to just daddy’s money..
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@yojora
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4 years
They sidelined Osinbajo, only for them to give each other corona & Osinbajo is the vulture??
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@yojora
Y.O.
3 years
Why is NYSC posting people to places they can’t guarantee their security??
@SaharaReporters
Sahara Reporters
3 years
"We're Scared"—Graduates Deployed To Zamfara, Sokoto, Others For NYSC Cry Out As Insecurity Worsens | Sahara Reporters
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4 years
There’s no punishment for blasphemy in the Quran (The word of Allah), all the punishments you see are laws made by different leaders to oppress their people..You don’t have to take Allah’s battles #FreeMubarakBala
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@yojora
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3 years
Nigerians 🤝 using jokes to cope
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3 years
He was asked why he spent money that wasn’t budgeted for, and he fainted... He has recovered and he still has a job..
@hvntar
Hvntar
3 years
It’s another monday. A reminder that the bank account of Kemebradikumo Pondei (NDDC) has not been frozen by Godwin Emefiele (CBN). #EndSARS   protesters did not pretend to faint, they legit died. As in killed! #LekkiMassacre
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5 years
So because many Benue people voted Buhari, some of you are saying you won’t pity them if herdsmen kill them again?? So it never really was about humanity but about how it makes Buhari’s Govt look bad..👍🏿
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@yojora
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2 years
I’ve seen enough in this Lagos to know that people dey dash babes ridiculous amount..
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2 years
Just Imagine this madness
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2 years
Imagine sending your children to school, Only for them to be doing secret service for SUG president 💀
@Newsrandng
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Student Union Government President of the Federal University of Dutse, Jigawa State arrives at school for classes and is guarded by his peers who serve as DSS personnel to safeguard his safety.
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2 years
May God spare our lives till then 🙏🏿
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2 years
Again, that you can afford something doesn’t mean it’s not expensive
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2 years
This is why I avoid people that play too much cos a lot of times, they don’t have sense to know when not to..
@ParissAthena
Pariss Athena | Founder of Black Tech Pipeline
2 years
We would never speak again. I personally don’t find this funny.
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@yojora
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4 years
Any small thing, estate association will write petition to efcc to come & investigate you cos they’re not sure about your source of income.. Meanwhile, most of them are living large in retirement on govt money they stole..
@dondekojo
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Main problem started when young people started making legitimate money outside of the four walls of the 9-5 offices. A lot of old people still don't understand it, there's resentment and jealousy.
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@yojora
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3 years
There are some people that are really likable, people just always like them without any reason
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4 years
This is what we’re complaining about, someone was arrested during the protest & they want to charge him for murder... This is what people are protesting against.. Where is our President, he went to eat graduation rice.. Agbaya, wobia!!
@SeniormanOA
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Dammy king’s friend who sent me his picture which I tweeted earlier today has this to say. Please we need a lawyer in Abeokuta to handle this for us. Please #EndSARS
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3 years
This way,the money has been cleaned (laundered) in such a way that,it looks like I got it legitimately (through betting) despite the fact that it was proceed of crime. In essence,money laundering is the act of cleaning dirty money by making it look like it was gotten legitimately
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@yojora
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Shoutout to the woman that lived on Alli Dada street 😂😂
@StartArchiving
archivi.ng
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On This Day: December 5, 1994. Source: PM News,
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3 years
One man left his Rolls-Royce on the road for several days,he broke building regulations, stopped law enforcement from accessing his site for inspection & wanted to fight them,his actions have now led to the death of many people. But ure upset they’re calling him irresponsible.
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@yojora
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Kidnapping is very rampant in Lagos tho, it’s for the safety of the child
@uzoart
Uzo Njoku
5 months
I was leaving W bar lounge yesterday and saw this married guy I knew that became a father recently. Tell me why when I congratulated him on being a father, he told me to shhhh. Because the women near us will hear me 😭😭😭😭?????????
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Spare part dealers pay income taxes, they rent/buy shops,they pay Local govt dues,some even pay business premises fees,market dues & obey other state laws. Herders don’t do any of these, how are they the same? The use of spare part dealers as example was also very deliberate.
@MobilePunch
Punch Newspapers
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Grazing ban: Northern govs can prohibit spare parts trading, says Malami - Punch Newspapers
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2 years
May God give us the kind of partner(s) we want & need, may God also give us the grace to be what our partners want & need too 🙏🏿🙏🏿
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Nope!!! If Mohbad didn’t doubt the paternity of his child, why should anyone question it?? Like she said, if e sure for anybody, let them go to court and make their demands
@BolanleCole
Olóyè T.D Esq
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Why is it so difficult for Wunmi to run a DNA on a child she is so sure of the paternity🙄 Run the DNA and post the result online.
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2 years
It’s bottom barrel behaviour to sleep with your partner’s friend(s) or your friend’s partner..
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@yojora
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3 years
Bandits seem to have a lot of representatives
@thecableng
TheCable
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Ex-NHIS boss: Bandits are tired, they want genuine peace | TheCable
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Doctors are on strike
@ComforterUsen
Usen ✍🏾
3 years
Nobody is doing the crates challenge in Lagos ? 💀
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4 years
There’s really no difference between someone who supports murder for blasphemy and a Boko Haram terrorist/sympathizer, no difference at all!!!
@BashirAhmaad
Bashir Ahmad
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I cant pretend or keep silent. I support the death penalty for BLASPHEMY. That's my belief and I do not and will never support #SaveKanoNine
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@yojora
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3 years
Tbh I loved the content relationship & married twitter gave us yesterday 👌🏿
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2 years
I don’t agree, PO being in Osun is very important.. Whether they win or lose, his supporters will see him as being with them irrespective of what happens, it’s a good way to start as they build for the future.
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@yojora
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3 years
This country Na Parody
@FMCIDENigeria
Fed. Min. of Comms, Innovation & Digital Economy
3 years
STAYING FIT TO DELIVER EFFECTIVE SERVICE! The Honourable Minister of Communications and Digital Economy, @DrIsaPantami demonstrating to management Staff of the Ministry some exercise tips during the ongoing 2-day retreat. #DigitalNigeria
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@yojora
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5 years
Mi:- you’re an unsuccessful rapper Vector:- ehn your brother too is unsuccessful
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@yojora
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4 years
It’s one thing for your company to cut salaries because of economic realities, it’s another thing to cut salaries right after donating 1 Billion
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22 days
Shoutout to Kaffy
@theefejohnson
Efe Johnson
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Gotta give it to Hilda Baci, though. "When you let your light shine, you give others the permission to do the same."
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She won because Tacha was disqualified, why didn’t she bring the entertainment this time?
@LanaAkintola
@GameXsole
7 months
Mercy remains the only housemate to win big brother purely on entertainment. No pity or arisers. Just clean entertainment winning. Best winner ever!
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2 years
People who send unsolicited nudes deserve disgrace
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3 years
Imagine going for an event, I get food for myself but for some reason, my partner isn’t eating and I’ll just go on like everything is normal? Omo can’t be me
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2 years
If someone was to send you money for lunch, what’s the least amount you’d consider okay?
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5 years
Today is the best day to go & check areas you want to get an apartment in Lagos
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4 years
There’s nothing wrong with not wanting sallah food/meat tho, just let us know so we don’t bother giving you..
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3 years
On a more serious note, this is not only a silly & stupid move, it’s a very dangerous one..
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3 years
There’s nothing wrong with praying for a loving spouse
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2 years
A lot of people are going through so much.. Financially, mentally and even health wise, May Allah ease our affairs 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
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Lmao no you’re not the biggest food critic in Nigeria.. You’re popular cos you say some offensive stuff but,most people dnt think of cuisine/Restaurant/cooking technique reviews in Nigeria & think about you first (except they are looking for clicks & not necessarily substance)
@OpeFoodCritic
Opeyemi Famakin
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Cute. Google, biggest food critic in Nigeria I am literally the BEST in my field in the whole country and the Highest paid too. I single handedly pioneered and popularized a new field in the country and when Nigerian food history is being mentioned my name would be there.
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Lmao coza pastor sent armed policemen in an unmarked vehicle to Busola Dakolo’s house under the guise of an invitation, we haven’t forgotten.
@cozaglobal
ⅭOZA Global­
4 years
Reposted from @biodunfatoyinbo *Our Youths are the Future* Nigerian Youths are very important in the agenda of God, particularly in the agenda of God for the continent of Africa. Whatever tampers with the Nigerian Youth tampers with the agenda of God.
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Personally, I feel any business that can maintain social distancing shouldn’t be closed..What’s the point of closing restaurants and allowing religious places to open??
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4 years
This won’t make them let you sleep on their couch tho
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@justsociety4all
JustSociety
4 years
My little nephew just arrived Nigeria from US. He was playing his video game at night, then NEPA took light d boy shouted mom help am blind!
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5 years
There’s a wedding every weekend in Lagos
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5 years
The key to living well in Lagos is living close to work
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3 years
No matter how small, it’s nice to send the person you like something on Valentine’s Day..
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7 months
Tell them to do it in Bariga Police station, let us know who the DPO is
@BenHundeyin
SP Benjamin Hundeyin
7 months
It’s just that you people can abuse somebody too much on this app. I would have gathered my office people and start, ‘I’m not the PRO. I’m just the PRO’s xyz.’ Then I will come out like a bad boy and say, ‘Yo yo, I am the PRO.’ 😂😂 Thinking about the censuring that would…
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The funniest thing I’ve seen since February is how some people who defended cbn are now trading crypto, awon omol’omo 🤣😂😂
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Police and civilians clashed in Orile but guess what, that wasn’t where the soldiers went.. The went to the protest ground that has seen zero violence, then they murdered protesters.. It was deliberate, they wanted to make a statement.. #LekkiMassacre
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2 years
Sometimes, you never really know what God is Saving you from when you don’t get what you want..
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4 years
I remember the night Laycon was joking about how he was divorcing Erica, that she was cheating with Kidd and Nengi was going to be his new wife, the banter was so funny and all the housemates were laughing... If only he left it as banter, they were really good as friends..
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3 years
As far as I’m concerned, nobody below the age of 18 should be getting married or be allowed to vote!!!
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3 years
There’s nothing wrong with asking for accountability but I’ve been here long enough to know the difference between asking for accountability and people deliberately setting you up for drags...
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4 years
Honestly, Laycon didn’t push any poverty agenda..
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4 years
Private universities have left our A is for God institutions behind, asuu is still fighting ippis & BVN
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1 year
I think I need to visit Kano 😍
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If you’ve not called on the Federal Government to arrest police officers that have killed innocent citizens, I believe it’s morally wrong to talk those citizens from protests.. #EndSARS
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Sharia laws shouldn’t apply to non Muslims #freeRhoda
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4 years
Sometimes, people reveal bits of themselves in the middle of the bants..
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2 years
Tbh I think work resumption in Lagos should not be earlier than 9am
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4 years
ONLY ONE PERSON CAN ORDER THE ARMY TO KILL PEOPLE LIKE THEY DID!!! STOP ASKING, ONLY ONE PERSON CAN!!!!
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Y.O.
1 year
They combine the work Remitta does for the federal government and, the work Interswitch did for FIRS by providing an online tax management solution in the form of Taxpromax.
@seunonigbinde
Olúṣeun Onígbindé
1 year
Maybe someone will explain what Alpha Beta does in Lagos. I don't get it. You pay PAYE to LIRS. LIRS staff audits you. LIRS solves issues & gives tax cards. So what's the role of Alpha Beta? Please explain to me like a 5-year old.
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