They say marriage is not an achievement but I say marriage is an achievement especially when you marry someone who loves you, shows up for you and chooses you everyday.
Happy anniversary to us obim, I love you always and forever ♾️🧿❤️
I love wealthy people who don't feel the need to show off, be rude or oppress others because they're privileged.
I just love sweet wealthy people who are kind and just act normal even though they're dripping with moneyyyy. They're top tier 🥰
@theonlyogechi
I say if Naija men had a bible. Their Genesis would be "in the beginning was his love. He loved you and made you fall for him and the love seemed pure". Move on to their book of Revelations and you'll see "it was all a lie. Everything na cruise".
Make God help us🤣
@Elozonam1
@vivo__Nigeria
Now this is how you make an AD!. Got my attention from beginning till the end and also, he showed us what vivo could do👌
I love how Elo dresses too, simple and classy ☺️
I was supposed to help him look for an hotel in my city because he had work there.
I wasn’t successful in helping him get one; but let’s just say I succeeded in stealing his attention/heart😉.
We got talking one day and we never ran out of things to say, we got married btw☺️🧿.
This is one of them. Charging 4000 naira for 10,000 withdrawal. Some Nigerians are worse than the government, all they need is small opportunity to be in position of power no matter how little.
POS agents in Migeria are a menace!.
Ripping people off and taking advantage of the situation on ground.
You’ll make transfer and some will lie that they didn’t get alert and they’ll hold on to that money.
Excessive charges claiming they’re buying money from bank.
Just remembered how Fatima convinced us in primary 2/3 that she gets so strong and can beat anyone after she pees.
One time she got into it with one of our classmates and she threatened to beat the girl up but she said "let me pee" first.
In fear we started begging her not to pee
@Wizarab10
Whatever you do, please don’t rent a house that cost 1m per month. Don’t spend on anything that’s not important, save, save and save some more.
Avoid telling anyone how much you earn. May your blessing last long.
@omo_igboo
Funny part is when they ask you to make an appointment before coming; please what happened to Aunty Packaging’s salon where there’s always space for you and you’ll get neat braids?.
Copying oyinbo lifestyle in Nigeria forgetting that our systems are difft.
Every hustling young man should frame this picture in their living room/lounge as a constant reminder that you can build a legacy with the right woman by your side, and be Loyal and faithful to that woman.
@Enioluwa_
Staying consistent to products veryyyy important.
And people think I am dramatic when I don’t let them touch my face. I don’t even touch my own face without washing my hands first.
I don't care if you sell groundnuts, as long as you're doing honest job to put food on the table? Guyyyyy, I am mighty proud of you!!!.
You can afford your data and transport? You can afford your cravings? You're doing just fine.
Your big break will come soon hunnayyy☺️👌💕💕
@BabafemiFagbemi
@ynnx___
@dot_alert
@ilostmyhandlee
You’re a terrible person and if you weren’t called out you wouldn’t have paid. You should be ashamed of yourself. Tomorrow you’ll open your mouth to complain about bad governance but just look at you acting like the same govt you complain about. Shame on you!.
Last year I submitted a short story to the common wealth short story prize- I was anxious and i read the story like a thousand times before I hit “send.”
Not sure I’ll win the prize but I am glad I still sent in my story and overcame the anxiety so in a way, I won!.
Harmattan is coming, please be careful with fire.
Pay attention to anything you’re cooking, don’t burn trash if you won’t be able to control the fire spreading.
Don’t use petrol to burn trash, don’t spray insecticide near your gas.
We will not be victims of fire disaster. Amin 🙏
@The_amakaaa
This is one of the lowest point one can be in life.
But finding the strength to move from them and pouring all that love back on yourself helps you attract the best.
It's sad that most times we would rather punish ourselves by holding on to them, thereby delaying the right ones.
because we were convinced by her that if she peed, she would have so much strength and beat up the other girl.
Fatima from FPI, I want to say you're high😂. What sort of lie and cruise were you using us to catch?🤣.
I remember telling my mom this story and she laughed so much.
@benzinoh
@baddest_cash
I beg to disagree. If achieving success was through hardwork alone?(Especially in a country like Nigeria where you need connections) then almost everyone would be rich already.
Hardwork is part of it but not the only factor
@whatjojothinks
Totally relate to this, my mum in love heard me call my husband “nkem” and since then anytime we’re on a call she’ll go “how is your nkem doing?”😂
@anwana_mercy
@p_ierre_
@oku_yungx
What sort of kid were you expecting these kind of women to raise? See that one's lashes like the wings of an eagle. What morals would she teach?
And that little boy? I pray he doesn't grow up to be a menace some day.
You know those people on jumia who leave honest reviews and help you avoid making a bad purchase?. YES!, I am one of them. That’s one way I contribute to society.
@tezzybaby_
Very silly people. When the fake products issue was trending, yabaleft was asking people to come and look at fake products and laugh. In a sane society are we supposed to be laughing about such? Something that’s detrimental to one’s health.
How come her nose is not big?
How come her skin is glowing?
How come she doesn’t have breakout?
Why is her hair neat?
How come she’s still maintaining beauty?
Nigerian women lied to us man.
You people are just dirty, unkempt with useless cravings
Take care of your body glutt0n
@lollypeezle
@furniture_mac
So you don't have a mother or siblings you can use that money on? You want to spend it on revenge.
Last last you could end up falling in love with her all over again too btw
@SylviaOti2
Been thinking of this but not just for bridal showers. Like girls hangout, linking up to grow financially, plug each other to jobs/business opportunities and just do fun things together.
If you ever create a group, I am up
@Postsubman
Ohh please!, there’s nothing wrong in asking this.
You should feel flattered that someone feels you smell good enough to want to know the fragrance you use.
Most of y’all are too sensitive over inconsequential things, Biko we have the coming election to deal with. Zukwanike
@sincerely_zoee
She should focus on other things, move to a new location, delete his numbers, don’t stalk his socials. Keep praying, God will answer;It’s not magic, one day she’ll wake up and her head will be clear and free of all thoughts of him.
She called me that she was in trouble and I should give her my savings.
We only had a couple of classes together in uni and we weren’t close.
Omo “what makes you think I even have savings?”🥹🌚
Anyway, a few days later, she was balling and flexing on WhatsApp status.
@MrMekzy_
I used to let it slide but one day, Mr Kamal said I had to be more assertive and ask for what I want. I would complain about a wrong order or something and he’ll go “Don’t complain to me, ask them to get you want you want. Don’t be shy or just okay with managing it”. Bless him
Honestly women who have found their partners and are married now are so lucky👌
The rest of these men ehennn, let God touch their hearts because I don't know what else to say shuuuu😩🥲
One day the love I seek will find me.
It will deal with me with patience, correct me with love, stand by me, there will be room for lots of forgiveness and growth. It will be beautiful and I am God-fident I'll find that soon😌🧿🙏
Thank you Jesus in advance 💕
I refuse to attract people who are unkind, selfish, who lack empathy, who are mean and find it hard to use the magic words in Jesus name.
I only attract people who God sends my way🙏☺️🧿
As you go out to vote tomorrow, I beg you in God’s name wear only PLAIN CLOTHES.
Don’t wear anything that will show what party you support.
Don’t discus who you’ll be voting for with anyone while at the polling unit.
Don’t engage in any form of argument as to who will win or not.