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AlisonIsBossy

@AlisonIsBossy

1 year

This is Louie he is a dyslexic mango squishmallow who one day hopes to be a librarian 🥭📚

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AlisonIsBossy

@AlisonIsBossy

1 month

Saw a couple of people post that husbands don’t need to get their wives anything because she’s not HIS mom. Let me be clear, if someone gives birth to YOUR child you owe them something for Mother’s Day for life. Thank you.

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4 months

No. Target. No.

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1 year

So, crazy story. I went to the library today and I found this book that I didn't want to check out for my kids. So, I just didn't check it out.

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9 months

After more than four decades on this planet, I finally made my first pie 👩‍🍳 totally homemade, I even picked the apples

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2 months

@sarahradz_ Or living in a place where you can realistically walk from place to place throughout the day

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5 months

This may be the most beautiful thing I’ve seen on this hell site

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5 months

Thank you, @elmo 🫶 Art by @lartist

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3 years

Anyone else feel like they’re being held together by coffee and duct tape?

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@AlisonIsBossy

4 years

Hi! I am a book blogger and would like to start reviewing self-published/indie authors. If you are interested in having your book reviewed respond below! Retweet so I can meet as many authors as possible 😃 #WritingCommunity #selfpublishing #indieauthors

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3 months

Librarians deal with unthinkable madness and the most bizarre situations, but dealing with eclipse glasses seems to be their most traumatic experience

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@AlisonIsBossy

2 years

@Easeman_EWO @sullivanprofe @Mangan150 @gaborgurbacs I looked into this after spending six months in EU. We allow pesticides, additives, and preservatives that are illegal in Europe. Our food is toxic, it is making everyone sick. Also, their food is generally better and cheaper than ours.

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3 months

@WomnOfValor I don’t think she is miserable, but I do think she is setting unrealistic expectations for what men and boys believe their wives will be and making women feel like they are not enough.

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2 months

I know everyone hates on HOAs but right now my neighbor has an entire tree partially chopped, three sheds, a boat, an ATV, four trailers, three giant trucks and a stack of pallets just chilling on his lot.

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2 years

Had a baby yesterday. Accidentally delivered without an epidural. Do not do this, it hurts. She is totally worth it ❤️

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11 days

@Swilua So you’re basically Outlander

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@AlisonIsBossy

11 months

If you found out today that you had automatic citizenship to a country that doesn’t have mass shootings, has national healthcare, and speaks English, would you go?

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AlisonIsBossy

@AlisonIsBossy

10 months

I go to the library. I also check out books from my library online. I freaking love my library.

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10 months

Let’s normalise adults going to libraries

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2 months

Just saw a bald eagle fly in front of the eclipse, how many points is that on rapture bingo?

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6 months

My favorite thing this year. Oldest daughter wanted to get me fur lined boots, middle wanted plaid and their dada wanted waterproof. May I present the perfect boot 🎉

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4 months

@ShiploadofWilco I would completely believe that a customer did this, but they had bad intentions

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25 days

@HannahPosted This is true. I remember a Dr telling me to look at ALL the food my toddler ate that day and was it balanced if you look at everything. Took a lot of stress off. It’s ok if they just have rice for one meal.

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8 months

My (super spoiled person) Halloween complaint is that we basically get the same three types of candies now and I feel like kids used to get all kinds of weird sh!t. I mean I love all this candy, but I miss the bonkers stuff you only get at Halloween

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AlisonIsBossy

@AlisonIsBossy

2 years

I wonder if SCOTUS knows that ALA is in town yet?

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7 months

I hope Sharon understands how much we collectively needed that laugh two years ago when she accidentally set her oven to 700°

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@AlisonIsBossy

14 days

Well then what is it exactly???

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@AlisonIsBossy

1 year

Scoured the house for books. Did an excellent job. Found bags full of books. Returned to library. Me: Do I have any books still checked out? Librarian: yes. Me: How many? Librarian: 14 🤦‍♀️😭📚

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AlisonIsBossy

@AlisonIsBossy

2 years

Awe cute! Someone made a comic of my life ☺️

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@AlisonIsBossy

5 years

I could see this having a library application. What do you think #librarytwitter

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5 years

There is a fellow introvert on the Sephora customer experience team who deserves A RAISE RIGHT NOW

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1 year

@bibliothequette local woman goes to library, does not write a letter to congress. Chaos ensues.

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@AlisonIsBossy

7 months

Parents like to brag about 2 under 2 or 3 under 3, but I once met a woman that had two sets of twins a year apart. 4 under 2 is a terrifying thought.

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@AlisonIsBossy

4 months

I am a horrible library patron, I have kept books so long the library thought they were lost, returned books ripped, chewed and water damaged. They keep letting me checkout. They are pretty awesome.

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AlisonIsBossy

@AlisonIsBossy

6 months

@theromancechica When my mom used to host Christmas I would always go through all her condiments and get rid of anything expired. I’m real fun at parties.

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@AlisonIsBossy

2 years

One thing I did not have had on my 2022 bingo was me getting pregnant, but here we are! Baby girl number 3 due in October ❤️

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@AlisonIsBossy

2 years

@KavalAuthorActs I am in the minority on this one. I hate when people wear pajamas in public. I always think they either just rolled out of bed and are unwashed OR they are wearing their pajamas in public getting all germy before they go to bed. ewwww.

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@AlisonIsBossy

4 years

What’s the male equivalent of Karen?

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@AlisonIsBossy

2 months

I have a theory that all third borns that are also the baby of the family are always just the best, light up the room type people. Is this true in your experience?

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AlisonIsBossy

@AlisonIsBossy

1 month

My mom wanted to stay home, but she worked because my dad was a drug addict who spent most of his life living on the streets. Women need to be prepared to provide for their families no matter what. Chances are you won’t marry a millionaire athlete.

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@AlisonIsBossy

8 months

It’s funny when a mom assumes I’m a bigot and a book banner because we homeschool. Ma’am I am a librarian.

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@AlisonIsBossy

4 years

Am I the only one that gets irrationally upset when I see books with whoever’s “wife” or “daughter” in the title?

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@AlisonIsBossy

3 years

Are you polite to Siri because you are generally polite or because you want to be on her good side for the machine uprising?

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@AlisonIsBossy

4 years

If there were a real life Jurassic Park, would you go?

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@AlisonIsBossy

1 month

@imnotdproberts Apparently some people disagree

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@AlisonIsBossy

8 months

This time last year I had a baby. Tonight that baby tried cake. Future cake critic here

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@AlisonIsBossy

1 year

I know a lot of librarians struggle to find a way to circulate puzzles. Just learned that a local library does a puzzle swap. Bring in puzzles to donate (or don’t) and take what you want. They have hundreds! Totally done on the honor system, and very low labor for staff 👍

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@AlisonIsBossy

3 months

@mrs_g_rider Yeah, by 15 you gotta give them a little freedom to choose their own food. Something not right here.

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4 months

@JortsTheCat I have enough kids Jorts!

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@AlisonIsBossy

2 years

Well now that y’all know I’m pregnant I get to share all the weird pregnancy stuff with you 😂 Today I threw-up because I *looked* at an egg

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@AlisonIsBossy

2 months

This is insane. Do NOT pay this price. It will only embolden the gaugers. I’ve been shopping sales and clipping digital coupons. Bought organic marinara last week for $1 with a coupon.

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Never noticed it before but pasta sauce prices have really gotten out of control. How much is a jar in your area? This is what it costs in Chicago.

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AlisonIsBossy

@AlisonIsBossy

4 years

Hey Twitterfam! We have big news! We are selling our house and are planning to spend the next year traveling. This is something we have always wanted to do and we can make it happen now! We are so excited!

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AlisonIsBossy

@AlisonIsBossy

4 years

During lockdown, did you: 1. Bake bread 2. Sew a mask 3. Not wear pants for a whole day 4. Not wear a bra for a whole day

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@AlisonIsBossy

1 year

Was desperate to get the kids out of the house today. Know who came to the rescue? The public library! Free acting workshop for kids. They all had a blast! ❤️libraries. Fund libraries.

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4 months

@misplacedcomma2 Seconded

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@AlisonIsBossy

1 month

@realgirl_fieri I don’t know. My perfect day for tomorrow is to not cook and not do dishes. It’s been kind of a rough year, maybe my expectations are low

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@AlisonIsBossy

4 months

My kids have really shown their hand. We had 15 minutes to clean up before we left to pickup their dad. They cleaned the whole house. In 15 minutes, it was clean. Now I know. Now I KNOW.

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@AlisonIsBossy

7 months

The only puppy discourse I’m interested in right now is the one where everyone tells me how adorable our new little Cookie is

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@AlisonIsBossy

2 months

Instead of dating I think for like a year Taylor should get really into libraries and write a bunch of songs about that instead

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2 months

Instead of dating I think for like a year Taylor should get really into Warhammer 40k and write a bunch of songs about that instead

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3 years

Definitely a printer

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@AlisonIsBossy

2 years

This is how teensy tiny that newborns are ❤️ Phoebe is two weeks today

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@AlisonIsBossy

1 year

How do you feel about schools doing "remote learning" on snow days? I hate it on at least seven levels.

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@AlisonIsBossy

3 months

In this economy???

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3 months

I refuse

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@AlisonIsBossy

2 months

I once read that you would be better off eating out of the toilet than your kitchen sink. This would never be clean enough for me.

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3 months

I don’t care how well you think you cleaned your sink, it is never clean enough for this.

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2 years

My mom is in Florence and she sent me this

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@AlisonIsBossy

1 month

I never cared much about Mother’s Day in the past, but I have three kids, we homeschool, and I make typically 19 meals per week for the whole family. All I wanted was a chore free day and I got it! Now I feel great and my whole family is wiped 😂

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@AlisonIsBossy

3 months

Decisions were made

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@AlisonIsBossy

2 years

Do you feel like your reading taste has changed since COVID? If so how?

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@AlisonIsBossy

4 years

I nee to start wrapping presents every night so it’s not a big emergency. Did I wrap last night? No. Will I wrap tonight? No. Will it be a big emergency. Yes. Every year.

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@AlisonIsBossy

5 years

Does anyone have a library ghost? Tell me all about it #librarytwitter

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@AlisonIsBossy

3 years

This is the most accurate

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@AlisonIsBossy

2 years

My mom got a haircut and asked if I would like to see a pic. I immediately replied yes. That was 7 hours ago. I have been in suspense ALL DAY.

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2 months

I don’t know, I feel like “safe space for girls” is a pretty strong selling point right now

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Courtney Love says Taylor Swift is not important or interesting as an artist in new interview with The Standard: “Taylor is not important. She might be a safe space for girls, and she’s probably the Madonna of now, but she’s not interesting as an artist.”

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5 months

In the UK. I like your shirt, have you been to Yosemite? Her: is that how you say it???

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@AlisonIsBossy

3 years

No one talks about how much we all need our hair stylists to get vaccinated

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@AlisonIsBossy

1 month

Incredible

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@AlisonIsBossy

4 months

It’s crazy to me how many people seem to think people living in poverty are earning too much, but billionaires need more? That’s literally the economic hill you want to die on 😂

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@AlisonIsBossy

4 years

This picture stresses me out

Jennifer Wright

@JenAshleyWright

4 years

I feel like coordinating books by color is one of those things you either love or are wrong about.

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@AlisonIsBossy

3 years

In other news, my big girl turned 7 today 🎉

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@AlisonIsBossy

11 months

Went to the library. Returned with lots of books and hand churned butter. What is going on with my life?!?

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@AlisonIsBossy

3 years

Not a bad way to start the day! 5.5 miles to the Devil’s Bridge 😁

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AlisonIsBossy

@AlisonIsBossy

9 months

@clhubes Infertility is so interesting. We had our first with no issues, then were diagnosed infertile, had an IVF baby. SEVEN years later, boom *bonus* baby!

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@AlisonIsBossy

7 months

@brandosm My significant other ran a similar quick casual restaurant for years. They make decent money, but the work is HARD and you’re working 6 days/10 hour days.

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@AlisonIsBossy

1 year

So now I'm the bad guy because I asked you not to sit right next to me and my 3-month-old when you are obviously very, very sick. Fine. I can be the villain.

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@AlisonIsBossy

6 months

Three. One for the current day, one being cleaned and one for the days your life falls apart because you forgot to start the dishes.

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idk who needs to hear this but THE POINT OF REUSABLE WATER BOTTLES IS TO HAVE VERY FEW OF THEM. LIKE 1 OR MAYBE 2. BECAUSE THEYRE REUSABLE. SO U DONT NEED A BUNCH OF WATER BOTTLES. BECAUSE U REUSE THEM.

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2 years

Absolutely spoiled rotten. Lap baby.

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@AlisonIsBossy

2 years

Just got a spam call asking me if I believe in ghosts?!? Much more interesting than standard spam 10/10

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@AlisonIsBossy

4 years

You might be fabulous, but you’ll never be sittin’ by the fire drinking hot milk in your unicorn robe fabulous 😄🦄🦕

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@AlisonIsBossy

3 years

I’m starting to feel like a weirdo for still wearing my mask in public

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@AlisonIsBossy

7 months

@BasedStillsmith @BritMartinez Same. Liked the tweet, but the “over 40s can’t get her” part was confusing. We’re women! We’ve been there! We get it, I promise!

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@AlisonIsBossy

4 years

Librarian kids am I right? 😁😁😁

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@AlisonIsBossy

2 years

Just a reminder (unrelated to be sure) public libraries offer free access to computers. Ask for a guest pass.

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2 years

NPR announced today, that if you live in a state in which abortion is now or will be illegal, be careful what you google. Law enforcement can use your searches to arrest or convict you.

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6 months

Ahhhh! I’m Google Maps famous! V exciting!

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@AlisonIsBossy

3 months

@sewistwrites You left something out (AND NOW YOU ARE MY ENEMY)

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@AlisonIsBossy

4 years

My sweet cousin made this adorable kitty mask, but when I wear it, I’m pretty sure the cats look like spiders 🕷

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@AlisonIsBossy

3 years

A year ago today, we sold our house and became full-time travelers. We left from Dallas and are now in Anchorage! 36 states, 22 National Parks!!!

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2 years

Cheeks update

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@AlisonIsBossy

2 years

Walked to the grocery in the rain and now my feet are soggy which is my least favorite thing. But I got this nice shot, so not all bad

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@AlisonIsBossy

4 years

What’s the thing that you’re not hoarding, you just use a lot of it? For me it’s pickles, we eat a lot of pickles...

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5 months

Had a man come into my house, take furniture (FB market), leave and drive away. And Then. And Then the dang dog comes howling out of the room like some kind of hero. Thanks babe, you’ll get him next time.

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4 years

What’s the most books you ever read in a year? Last year I read 37, which was by far my most.

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