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@AlexJPreston

1 year

Outstanding series. Could not have put my faith in a worse contestant but my days do we love him

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

I've started watching and enjoying Taskmaster.

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@AlexJPreston

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@David56880691 @Callumsovaries @kendallrowanx Don’t see Sally from Asda keeping people alive when they stop breathing in aisle 5

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@AlexJPreston

9 months

@watsoncomedian What if he thinks you missed your stop and immediately stops again? You’d never live that shame down

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@AlexJPreston

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@TallBart You’re breaking my heart

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

And this is your leader.

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

@Milo_Edwards Little did he know he was speaking to one of the leading minds in milfology

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

Have to say it's been the most work I've done since Edinburgh but Access Festival has been such a treat to do and it's so good to be able to do this for the fans night after night. I'm going to feel a bit empty after all of this is over.

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@AlexJPreston

5 years

@HOMESlCKALIEN @dannygonzalez

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

Coors if you wouldn't mind stopping serving up fresh comedy on 4 that'd be great

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@AlexJPreston

10 months

A real progression here

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

name a famous historic battle

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1 year

WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle

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@AlexJPreston

9 months

Like it or not I will be doing stand up next monday. And by stand up I mean I will stand up and lord knows what else will happen.

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

I’m on a major Imposter kick at the moment, had a bad week and it’s all turning inward so I’m going to write out everything I’ve achieved in the last year A 🧵, thankfully.

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@AlexJPreston

11 months

Iconic.

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@AlexJPreston

2 years

@BigglesInCar @GeneralSamsSec She crawled under there for warmth

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@AlexJPreston

7 years

@KEEMSTAR dude a fan drew that for you that's a bit ungrateful

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

Hard to know how to react to hearing @daraobriain knows who you are from the sheer extent you've harassed your boss.

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

Wouldn't it be funny if we got him to do old tasks all over again

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@watsoncomedian

1 year

A millennial has forced me to go on TikTok. Hard to imagine anyone less suited to this voguish and super-brief format than me, a rambling comic last interesting to the public in 2017. But it might be funny for that very reason. And I look so pretty. I’m markwatsonthecomedian.

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

So which of you are going to be around at the Fringe?

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@AlexJPreston

11 months

Oh yeah, I’ve officially been full-time at Impatient for a year.

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@AlexJPreston

11 months

might be my favourite piece of clothing I’ve ever bought

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@AlexJPreston

11 months

Idea, Edinburgh Pitch It Pod - set up a table in random Edi locations and people can come, tell us something about themselves and we pitch one of our shows to them.

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

No I fucking don’t

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

Post the real one

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@watsoncomedian

1 year

In the end, we got all these people on tour screens (graphic by @AgentMaayan ). Huge thanks once more to @nextupcomedy and the unstoppable, chaotic @AlexJPreston . And to everyone who watched. It was an experiment, we’ll do it better. But WHAT an experiment. X

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@AlexJPreston

10 months

Fringe accommodation has a PS2 with prince of persia sands of time THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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@AlexJPreston

2 years

My genius knows no bounds.

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@watsoncomedian

2 years

Nobody wanted it to end like this, but.

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@AlexJPreston

11 months

I JUST GOOGLED COTTAGING JFC

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@AlexJPreston

11 months

When people go 'cottaging', are they going to just one cottage? Those are rookie numbers, I expect at least 3 or 4 cottages.

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@AlexJPreston

10 months

All three of my shows have sold out today (already?!), particularly proud of powerpoint boy

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@AlexJPreston

6 months

Acknowledged as a producer to 1300 people 🥳

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@ATMwithJacy

6 months

BRAG ABOUT SOMETHING YOU’RE PROUD OF ACCOMPLISHING IN 2023 ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

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@AlexJPreston

7 months

We’re popping off

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

Already planning the social media for Edinburgh, it’s going to be wild

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@AlexJPreston

9 months

Tip for anyone looking at trying stand-up: harass a famous comedian (preferably from taskmaster) for a good couple years. People eat that shit up

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@AlexJPreston

7 years

@hodgetwins BUT WE CUTTIN'

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@AlexJPreston

10 months

This is the best show. Absolute pleasure to co-produce.

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10 months

5 STARS FOR @JuliaMasli IN THE GUARDIAN!

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@AlexJPreston

3 years

@David56880691 @Callumsovaries @kendallrowanx Irregardless of all the social distancing etc, imagine having to mentally wrap your head around seeing people die every day and there being very little do. It’s completely incomparable to commercial employment

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

Guy across from me on the train has chugged a bottle of sprite and a bottle of fanta between Donny and Newcastle, must be 50% bubbles by this point

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@AlexJPreston

8 months

I taught my dyspraxic friend to cycle, I will teach this man to drive.

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@watsoncomedian

8 months

‘This is a warning, I guess.’

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@AlexJPreston

10 months

Quite biblical

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@AlexJPreston

9 months

Everything about this is so lame it’s hilarious

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9 months

I put my American audience to the test with a selection of my darkest jokes...

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@AlexJPreston

9 months

I want to write one of those Edinburgh reflection posts but I’m still here and knackered

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@AlexJPreston

9 months

My party trick. I’m available for anything whenever.

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@AlexJPreston

9 months

Thoughts on these

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@AlexJPreston

2 years

Pleasure doing this, these two are proper funny

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2 years

bursting tops, creamy buns and sopping wet cakes - mexico week was QUITE the ride. check our (many) thoughts here: #GBBO

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@AlexJPreston

10 months

Hey we just have to get through today. We’re there!

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

Stint as PR Director didn’t last long #TheCompany

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@AlexJPreston

11 months

Do millionaires even eat shortbread

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

Watson and NextUp have done a brilliant job curating such a consistently great number of shows, it's gone better than we could've imagined.

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@AlexJPreston

9 months

Just a little crumb of tonight’s show

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

I want to do an online show where we get as many comedians and comedy fans to donate blood to the NHS as we can throughout the show. That’d be cool.

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@AlexJPreston

2 years

@MarkWatsonHouse Meeting Recording: Access Passcode: @+VfK09a Tested myself

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

@Milo_Edwards figured it out, it's the sound of a really quick car

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

what am I meant to do now

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

Hello new followers I have very little to offer but enjoy me annoying the comedian

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

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@AlexJPreston

9 months

Yeah pretty happy with that (the legend that is Chris Jack filmed it if anyone’s interested)

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@AlexJPreston

7 months

Actual beautiful feeling to die on stage with a bunch of other comedians also dying on stage. 10/10

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@AlexJPreston

10 months

My work’s never done #mattress

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@AlexJPreston

7 months

I’m saying it, these things are rank

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@AlexJPreston

8 months

Got asked my first ‘do you have kids?’ tonight. Hideous.

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@AlexJPreston

10 months

Get you a guy who can run from Pleasance Jack Dome to the Assembly Box and back in 9 minutes

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@AlexJPreston

11 months

Teched 9 new shows and drove 200 miles today, a real PB day

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

Watson is finally being extradited back to the UK, how patiently I’ve waited.

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

Throwback to the greatest case of karma captured in 15 seconds at EdFringe 2021

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@AlexJPreston

10 months

Someone spotted me as 'Alex... from Impatient' yesterday and I have to say I was proper buzzing

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

I wouldn’t say that sleep was ever really on the table but my god was it worth it, enjoy the full thread

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@watsoncomedian

1 year

Some of you put him up to this. I saw you.

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

It follows me everywhere

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@AlexJPreston

10 months

tryna find someone that looks at me like chief looks at mat

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@haiminh

10 months

A church in Edinburgh, part one (With @h2osarah , @KirstyLawrenz , @matryer + @watsoncomedian )

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@AlexJPreston

11 months

An escape room but you’re stuck with an observational comedian

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@AlexJPreston

11 months

My boss is Mark 1

Chortle Comedy

@chortle

11 months

Edinburgh Fringe 10x10: Top Marks | Ten shows by comedians called Mark

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

He aint making it

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1 year

@AlexJPreston I’ll be at breakfast Alex.

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@AlexJPreston

9 months

Cinema

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@AlexJPreston

9 months

Got bored and haunted @matryer

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@AlexJPreston

11 months

Absolutely blessed to be this exposed to comedy and to work with such fantastic artists considering my background is film at uni and fuckin wagas. Love em all. Even Ted Hill.

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@AlexJPreston

10 months

Look at everyone looking all good and then you’re got jaws in a jersey shirt

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@ImpatientUK

10 months

Our problem solver @JuliaMasli won @BritishComedy Comedian’s Choice Award! 📸 @justoffthesix (ft. Team ha ha hi-vis)

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

I am once again writing nonsense comedy ideas in my Notes app after a show, knowing full well they won’t see the light of day

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@AlexJPreston

9 months

Alright here’s a thing - how do you define friends vs work friends? For me if I’ve never hung out with someone outside of a work context we’ve not graduated to friend-level.

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

@watsoncomedian I committed to the bit but it came at a great cost. Specifically £16 for 1 hour and 3 minutes' parking.

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

Recorded 4 podcast episodes and built a day bed today

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

pulled this promo out my arse on the lord's day, wack a like on it

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@ImpatientUK

1 year

We're ending Access Festival in STYLE at @BarrelComedy tomorrow, with seats available in-person AND online through @nextupcomedy . Watch this sexy video then get your in-person tickets here:

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@AlexJPreston

11 months

My plan is to convince people I'm a comedian without actually doing any of that bollocks

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@AlexJPreston

6 months

You shouldn't judge people but then you see a man opposite you drink a whole 2 pint bottle of semi skimmed milk through a 4 hour train journey

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@AlexJPreston

11 months

The whisky is taking hold

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@AlexJPreston

7 months

They spent a lot of time tearing into me after the show

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@AlexJPreston

9 months

Me and my best friend Mark Silcox

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@marksilcox

9 months

Sunrise at the Arthur’s seat

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@AlexJPreston

11 months

Made my most mental, hyper-edited promo today and I’m stupid proud of all 38 seconds of it

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

For the spreadsheets, this was his final form post-flight and post-stalking. Do as you wish with it. @MartMcDonald cut him out in actual record time, fantastic stuff.

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@AlexJPreston

10 months

On my way to get the hire car for Edinburgh, it’s too REAL

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@AlexJPreston

11 months

He’s both making videos independently and using the term ‘vibes’. What have we done.

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11 months

FESTIVAL VIBES.

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

Kentish town isn’t even a bit like Kent

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@AlexJPreston

2 years

I legally advise you to continue my employment

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2 years

I don’t know at what point I take legal advice.

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@AlexJPreston

10 months

I do pods as a job but I’ve never been on one myself, so this was a bloody delight. Well done @ChrisJackComedy . Also it’s been 4 months, no whistle progress but the hatred for wikiHow has really set in.

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@WatsonDecade

10 months

Last episode of this series of the #WatsonDecade podcast out now... Your magnificent host, @ChrisJackComedy , has been hyping this one up and rightly so tbf. This week we are hearing from the fantastic person that is: @AlexJPreston 🥳👇

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@AlexJPreston

11 months

Update: broke it

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

Flatmate’s parents brought us up a swing ball. Game changer.

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

Cmon… not him

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

Gonna go through and respond to this individually but the replies to this are so sweet, you lot are the best. Such a nice thing to wake up to. There’s a strong urge to delete it bc it’s a vain but I won’t

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

I’m on a major Imposter kick at the moment, had a bad week and it’s all turning inward so I’m going to write out everything I’ve achieved in the last year A 🧵, thankfully.

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@AlexJPreston

2 years

And I’ll do it again and again

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

@watsoncomedian @nextup @ImpatientUK

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

Can’t explain how hype this is

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@RhulMediaArts

1 year

@AlexJPreston Would love you to come back and share with current students everything you’ve achieved.

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

Me walking into Enterprise today now that I can finally hire a Toyota Yaris without also giving them my soul (I’m 25)

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@AlexJPreston

1 year

Exactly two years ago, we were 14 hours into my first (and only) 24 hour show at the end of lockdown 3. One of the greatest experiences of my professional life. Also the first time I met Impatient (bar Siren and the Chief) in person. How far we’ve come.

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1 year

new doppelganger just dropped!

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