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8 months

Coming soon: The Happy Warrior. An electoral alternate history.

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In the past week and a half: A Senator was indicted. A Senator died. A Congressman pulled a fire alarm in a House office building. A CR averted the government shutdown. A new Senator was appointed. The Speakership was declared vacant. A Congressman was carjacked.

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@Prolemasses Dr. Han jumpscare

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@zachthecon It’s crazy that without Philly and its suburbs, PA would be red. It’s crazy that without Detroit and its suburbs, MI would be red. It’s crazy that without Milwaukee and Madison, WI would be red. It’s crazy that without Atlanta and its suburbs, GA would be red.

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@IrishPatri0t You forgot the random safe states that are wrong, like blue Tennessee because they remember Al Gore was from there or red California because they remember Reagan was from there

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@TrevorAugust Lion King ass font

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10 months

Most recent Democratic presidential candidate voted for by each county. A mini-thread:

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@ArmandDoma joe biden [munching block of Kerrygold butter]: hot damn. we do that?

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1 year

POV: It’s 11pm EST November 5, 2024

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1 year

AMLO says he will start a public relations campaign in the US asking not to vote for Republican Party candidates if GOP legislators continue presenting bills in Congress threatening to use military force vs Mexico & designating cartels as terrorists. 🤔

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5 months

When was the last time an open primary was this uncompetitive?

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The 2018 Texas Senate race:

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@AzelfDaBoi He's at his best when he's going in on Trump, so be prepared to see a lot more of this in the fall.

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HERE IT IS My national Democratic gerrymander. As many Biden seats as it was possible to make. This map has 369 Biden seats to Trump’s 66. Credit for California map goes to @OregonMapGuy and Mississippi map goes to @AveryTheComrade Thread below breaks it down state-by-state.

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This was an insane comeback

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Holy shit what a hellish primary

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@wormsofbarlo @helicuor Piggy is too bombastic for Truman, I think Rowlf fits better

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@ampol_moment Is this really the craziest-ass moment in American politics today

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@RuNoseP Leaving out Grant and TR is so evil

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2 years

@KeishaBottoms Happy kwaanza2 (1) to you too madam mayor

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@ET_Californian Nah Bill Nelson is worse. 18-year Democratic incumbent in a D+9 year in an R+1 state losing to an abysmally unpopular governor

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GA-Sen Runoff is the Lean D-est race of all Lean D races

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@EPM106 Nobody can do a perfect Biden, everybody can do a decent Trump.

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1 year

Some Democrats I would like to see retire in 2024 First, the Senate: Dianne Feinstein (CA) Tom Carper (DE) Ben Cardin (MD) Bob Menendez (NJ) Sheldon Whitehouse (RI) Maria Cantwell (WA)

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@NapervillePol He's literally favored in Michigan 😭

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@aquaimperium8 What was the thought process here

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@GreatLakes32nd 2026 will be the first even year where they don't have one since 2014 💀

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@nikicaga

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@ettingermentum Bro the audience is in the video

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We now have 4 House retirements: - Alex Mooney (R-WV-02) - running for U. S. Senate - Katie Porter (D-CA-47) - running for U. S. Senate - Jim Banks (R-IN-03) - running for U. S. Senate - Ruben Gallego (D-AZ-03) - running for U. S. Senate

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@Baziwan1 @libsoftiktok @MostlyPeacefull @FBI potential school shooter targeting a school in Aurora CO

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@1776Railfan The literal president is a straight white male Democrat.

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@FrankBednarz @RiverTamYDN @tangentarine Yeah its probably Obama's speech that kept the color scheme that way

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The extent to which the California Redistricting Commission shored up John Garamendi is just ridiculous

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8 months

What the fuck is in the water in Washington DC?

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@aquaimperium8 The Freemason emblem next to the Natty Light is the absolute funniest part of this

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Who I think are favored in uncalled races: AK-AL: Peltola AZ-01: Hodge AZ-06: Engel CA-03: Kiley CA-09: Harder CA-13: Gray CA-22: Salas CA-27: Garcia CA-41: Rollins CA-45: Steel WA-03: Perez. Assuming these are right, the House would be 218 D - 217 R. Buckle the fuck up.

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@JohnnyNaked @bl0wmiser @RoxyTall Uh oh

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@lasvegasorbfan Most big politicians are statistically Trump voters just because of their age

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@25YearsAgoLive Wow, what a nice looking man with wholesome family values, he will work hard for our children!

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@ryanash_2000 @TrueSlazac No but they have more black people that turned out in 2008 to balance out the racist Republican surge

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@USA_Polling Who are the 22% of Ohioans and do they know where they live

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@PopulismUpdates Cats sometimes make aggressive clicking noises when they see a bird out a window, have never heard either of my dogs do it though.

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@ettingermentum "It's called...it's called, you're dead!" - Donald John Trump, 45th President of the United States of America

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@McKay4Senate What will they do to Joe Bidenopolous? 😰

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My cat just died 😢

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@nikicaga There would be a massive write-in effort for Trump that would probably break 35%.

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@LinkofSunshine Hilarious that the comically exaggerated age of 106 is only 6 years older than he actually was

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@gussagussg Red Maine and competitive Virginia is the new blue Ohio and competitive Utah

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2022 if every Democrat outran Biden by as much as Mary Peltola did. 320 D - 114 R - 1 pure tossup.

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The 1964 presidential election shifted 60% left. Johnson wins 91.1% nationally, to Goldwater's 8.5%. Electoral College is Johnson 531 - Goldwater 7. Goldwater only wins MS. Closest states are MS (R+14.28) and AL (D+21.10). Johnson sweeps every county in 46 states.

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@gavinbena He didn’t write “I was here”, he wrote “I am here”, Brandon is eternal

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@nikicaga Pudding Ron isn’t winning Wisconsin

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@DavidsAcc1 Yes because it means we *probably* keep the Senate in 2024 and there’s a shit ton of auto-flips in the House

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@ImIzzyOk BASED AND BIDEN PILLED

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@ET_Californian Suddenly deciding that it likes winners in 1996

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Complete tossup. People are a lot more pro-choice in West Virginia than one might think.

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What would an abortion referendum in your state look like?

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@JoePostingg

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Do they literally just post everything said at any White House press conferences

RNC Research

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1 year

Karine Jean-Pierre: "[Biden] likes spaghetti, which is pretty cool. I love spaghetti, too, like spaghetti with red sauce. That's one of his favorite meals."

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@TrueSlazac Doesn't matter, Jimmy can serve another term

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God I miss Don Young. He was a Republican but he was probably the last member of Congress that was really, truly above petty politics.

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@gavinbena Assuming Ossoff stays in the Senate until being elected president, he would've served 40 years, nearly 7 terms. But he would *only* be 66 years old, and 74 at the end of his presidency.

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@TimRyanFan Hur engaging it is so funny too. Like yeah my I really am only doing this to smear him, but damn cars are cool

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@LucasOfSunshine I cooka da pizza and ada pasta haha hand gesture im an italiano im a mafia hahahahahahaha

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John David Dingell Jr. (D-Michigan) is the longest-serving member of Congress in history. Having served in the House from December 1955 to January 2015, Dingell racked up over 59 years of service. He retired in 2014 and died in 2019.

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@gavinbena Based on the palm tree in the background, I'd say this was recorded when he was in South Carolina last weekend

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@Kirk4SupremeLdr Lipinski took on a genuine Nazi in a D+8 year. Newman took on a normal Republican in a D+4 year.

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@TheAleksee What the hell is going on here

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We had like no massive political deaths since Walter Mondale and then the one-two punch of Rosalynn Carter and Henry Kissinger

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@PopulismUpdates If you are in line, STAY IN LINE

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@nikicaga Aren't the Neimoidians caricatures of the Japanese? I think Watto is a Jewish caricature.

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@ChazNuttycombe We really don't though, she outperformed Biden by almost as much as McMullin did

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@RedistrictNet Extremely common J. B. Pritzker W

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@DIMITRI3theboy @AstroMonster312 4 came out less than a year after 1!

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Oh my god...the 2022 Texas gubernatorial race

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@TheAleksee Southern suburbanite? Also old as hell, they'd have to be at least 97

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@nagamyzuna Ted Kennedy just won the presidency.

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@ettingermentum We can always tell

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@umichvoter Maybe, but I think it's more likely he has a sense of duty to run again. He only really ran in 2020 because he saw Trump as so dangerous, and he probably couldn't live with himself to sit on the sidelines and watch Trump run again.

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@kelly_knox Either it’s Anakin and he’s about to tear their shit up, or it’s whoever rescued Grogu. Those are the only possible options here.

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@aquaimperium8 It's what he would've wanted.

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The 1980 election with a three-way tie in the popular vote. Anderson's coalition is similar to the emerging Democratic coalition: wealthy suburbanites on the West Coast and in New England.

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@BitecoferStan Ah yes my favorite competent candidates, Dan Cox and Geoff Diehl

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@aquaimperium8 The LBJ of his time, it seems. Contradictory in every way.

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@CautiousLefty “for some reason”

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Self-proclaimed "free-thinking Iowans" when Chuck Grassley is on the ballot

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@nikicaga Oh my god I completely forgot about Deval Patrick

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@souljagoytellem Yeah he guilty as hell

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@ettingermentum Just noticed his portrait was likely taken this morning. It’s the exact same outfit.

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Joe Lieberman is once again a Democrat

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It’s happening. Get over it. Accept it. Move on.

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@gavinbena Rabidly traitorous criminal who was previously the party's nominee but lost in a surprisingly close election to a northeastern Catholic Democratic Senator and their Western Senator running mate*

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@gavinbena Uncontested= Bedrock

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@aquaimperium8 Of the 16 Democratic presidents, only Andrew Jackson, Grover Cleveland, Woodrow Wilson, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama have this distinction. It's rarer than many think in presidential history. Only 14/45 presidents won and served 2(+) full terms.

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@ET_Californian Southern food solos any other American cuisine

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@gavinbena Love the implication that Dubya never becomes relevant

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@BitecoferStan 6/11 “dead on arrival” candidates won re-election. Completely unserious.

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@TimRyanFan BIDEN WON IT BY 47 LFG

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@addammy1 Wait that's actually a pretty big spike

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@ZacB_MN All weird shaped districts are gerrymandered

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@nikicaga So funny that Gary Johnson is among the Libertarians' best. The man was about 72% sure he was running for president.

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@RWPopulism Committing a crime = policy I don't like, I am very smart

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