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Diaries of a 7 year attorney. Estates, Trusts, Probate/Litigation. Western PA Native now a San Diegan. "Happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected."

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4 months
8.5 months since I've opened my solo firm. For the most part. I am still solo. My wife quit her job on December 7th, and she wants to work for me, and I've had about 10 people reach out to ask about a job. I had an IC do some work for me as well. I figure that's a good sign. I…
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@kaitlancollins Special shout to Sidney Powell and Jenna Ellis. Great job all around 👏
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@Acyn The only thing more absurd than Rudy's appeal is that dude's haircut on Rudy's right side.
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Share a formative experience you had in elementary school. Either positive or negative. I'll go following Jasmyn. In at least 3rd grade, but could have been 4th or 5th, we were assigned the individual class project of making a castle. It was the big project of the year and all…
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Story time. "Dad" died. Dad has a step kid with "Mom." Mom had her biological daughter as well as two step children from Dad. 2 weeks after Dad died, Mom came to my office. She wanted to her amend their married Trust. It wasn't an A/B split. Mom had complete authority under the…
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Getting an inheritance changes people. Ask any estate attorney because boy, we have stories! Lots of 'em.
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@itsmegangraves @law_champagne Ooo, Jarlic!
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@RonFilipkowski I really can't believe this is still real life.
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@DaddyZaslav Sir, your Twitter account will never be the same, lol. Cheers,
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So, how come Eminem can be an unofficial spokesperson for the Lions, and that be ok, yet Taylor Swift dates Travis Kelce, goes to the games and gets serious blowback? Why are people so mad? Any feedback here?
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So, this share comes after much deliberation and after three days of being in shock. I thank my support system for being there for me and for encouraging me to share my experience. In short, and as I shared with some of you on here already, I was sexually assaulted in my sleep…
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@MuellerSheWrote I don't know how I feel about this. My question would be, "what kinds of questions did the cops ask you when they got there, and what was their temperament?" Sure, a nice gesture, but the interaction could have went the wrong way for the "right" person.
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Calls law-school acquaintance/local attorney via the "landline" to pass a referral. I am met with an assistant. "Hi, this is XX, and I was looking to speak to XX about sending him a Trust dispute case. I am a local practicing attorney in San Diego and we went to school…
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@Angry_Staffer Let’s hope not. God bless, all
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4 months
Alrighty then.
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Just was gifted a 5x6 ft safe and all of the contents in it as a form of payment for a Probate that just settled. Will be delivered on Tuesday. I feel like I'm in Storage Wars or something. It will be interesting to see what's in it. Any guesses?
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Just was gifted a 5x6 ft safe and all of the contents in it as a form of payment for a Probate that just settled. Will be delivered on Tuesday. I feel like I'm in Storage Wars or something. It will be interesting to see what's in it. Any guesses?
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@RepMTG You are a loser. And every single post that you make further solidifies my opinion that you are a complete failure in so many regards.
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@RonFilipkowski You can believe whatever you want, and we have the right to make fun of you for that. That's how life works.
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It's my daughter's b day tomorrow. She turns 7 and she loves animals and she is a super sweet and thoughtful girl who wants to be a "animal doctor." She does know about my Twitter friends, so I was thinking if ya'll were kind enough and had a minute if you could send pics of…
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@itsJeffTiedrich The *I tripped* vs. "I sexually assaulted (maybe, raped) a bunch of people." Good comparison, right?
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@laurenboebert @realannapaulina Great story. Another tale....Donald Trump was indicted by a Grand Jury.
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@RepMTG Soon, MGT and Boebert will be the only people left on Twitter.
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@Angry_Staffer @cjprof4 What a fucking day
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@thejackhopkins I understand why you don't do it, but she's probably right. Don't be so hard on yourself, Jack.
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@DougJBalloon Right, cause a father's unconditional love for his son and a father implicating what it's like to sleep with his daughter are very similar things.
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@JennaEllisEsq @christomlin Um, you just got indicted
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@JennaEllisEsq Will your Church be donating?
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@SMMcMinimee Killed it. My fav. Thx for sharing!
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@girlsreallyrule @rondafulfer Judge Cannon is the perfect example of how one should act if they desire to be on the "wrong side of history."
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@ACTBrigitte Brigitte Gabriel should help Trump pay that $5 million damage verdict.
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@piper4missouri Good for you posting, Jess. We are paying attention. Please keep us updated.
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
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Looks like we are getting retained on a new trust/estate dispute. New husband (20 years junior) had Mom write out the kids completely, everything to him. $7 mil estate. Problem is, she probably lacked capacity due to a brain injury/dementia that she suffered from at the time she…
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
@AdamSchEsquire
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I just got an email from opposing counsel and I guess we are re-litigating his stance that a signed, notarized Will drafted by a JAG Attorney is invalid because it violates the 10th Amendment. I just can't with this guy. Worst case and opposing counsel I've ever had.
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A lesson to all the kids out there. Don't try too hard, never ever become an expert in any field, get in over your head, take cases that you have no business dealing with, and don't follow the rules of procedure and evidence so that you end up just like lawyer Alina Habba on…
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Trump lawyer Alina Habba reacts to E. Jean Carroll verdict ordering Trump to pay $83 million: "We are in a NY jury and that is why we are seeing these witch hunts. I am proud to stand with President Trump.”
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Biggest flex as a Probate lawyer is that I will speak with your crazy Uncle Randy when noone else will and explain to him how he got disinherited way back in 1989.
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My biggest flex as a Plaintiff’s attorney is that I can immediately tell you a 1/3 of any number.
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Here's what the negotiations look like for these types of positions... Bunch of talk about how you "will get great experience and learn from the best!" "We take big cases to trial, and you will get trial experience!" "We have a great work life balance!" "We have an incredible…
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Talked to a first year associate who was offered 75K base with a 2200 billable hour requirement at a mid-sized firm. How does that even make sense? Especially when you’re coming out of school with $100K-$150K in loans (on the low end).
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@freelancelawmom My dream has always been to do estate planting.
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@KariLake Kari Lake sucks. That’s it, that’s the Tweet.
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@ACTBrigitte Brigitte. We agree that you should get a real job as well.
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@kaitlancollins This is better than an admission at the scene of the crime. Intent is a real deal killer, and swings both ways.
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@CharlesFLehman I think many people would call you something else. Bad take.
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One of the best legal niches to break into? Special Education Law. It has been so very ripe for awhile now, and is truly a magnificent area of law with a totally underserved population.
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I received a bag of cash today, all settlement money. As I emptied the bag full of cash to deposit in my IOLTA account in anticipation of the wire, and to dispose of the case after 3 years, I found this note buried within the 50k. It was meant to go to the opposing party, the…
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@nathaliejacoby1 Nope. We'll take both
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Friend declined a pro bono case. The prospective client's response was "Fuck you." I'd say he made the right call.
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6 months
Just got pics of my new trial bag. I'm in love. Custom made from my old friend who is a Civil War expert. All natural leather, fully brassed out. It's massive too. I won't be caught dead with one of those wheely things hauling paperwork around.
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New office space I viewed today was incredible. 1 block from Court in downtown SD for a steal of a deal. Stars seem to be aligning. Time to really get to work.
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@YrBittrEx I can't explain it. People change. Weirdest stuff I've seen
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Apparently this is a home in Appalachia. America is wild.
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I tell people when they are fucked, when they are not fucked, and how to get unfucked, with various timetables and options presented.
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Please share
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@nathaliejacoby1 Ringworm
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@gatewaypundit @Gat Cliffnotes - Ashley Babbitt and her Mom got swindled by Trump, and unfortunately several people lost their lives over it. Stop giving your money to these people, folks.
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@maggieNYT I'm sure the points made by former's lawyers were absolutely ground breaking. The best legal minds 😂
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Reposting. Some really nasty accounts were reposting last night and making fun of me and people were making some really vicious comments. I went private overnight but unlocked when I woke up. Thank you all for your advice. I'm doing what I think is best. We will not be…
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So, this share comes after much deliberation and after three days of being in shock. I thank my support system for being there for me and for encouraging me to share my experience. In short, and as I shared with some of you on here already, I was sexually assaulted in my sleep…
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@Angry_Staffer Forget Watergate, we'll call this "Waterworld."
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"I want you to be a real bulldog lawyer....when we show them what we have, they will immediately settle. This case is going to make your career. Btw, I'm looking for someone to do this on contingency."
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All you have to say is “my case is a slam dunk” and lawyers will immediately take your case. Follow me for more hacks
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@alanfeuer @gtconway3d More than just "pillow" talk. Actions speak louder than words.
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@catturd2 In case you didn't know, Donald Trump was indicted AGAIN last Friday and will be arraigned today.
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@laurenboebert You think you are being witty and funny. What you fail to realize is how bad it makes you look to make a post like this. When you couple that with the fact that you are actually a Congresswoman, it makes it just so much worse.
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I just shared with my daughter that close to 300 people have shared their animal pictures. Thank you all so much. If I haven't gotten to you in the comments, I will soon. Incredible. She's wrapping her head around all this, lol. We'll be busting out the Ipad tomorrow so she can…
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It's my daughter's b day tomorrow. She turns 7 and she loves animals and she is a super sweet and thoughtful girl who wants to be a "animal doctor." She does know about my Twitter friends, so I was thinking if ya'll were kind enough and had a minute if you could send pics of…
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@1987fxrcartel @RpsAgainstTrump @CollinRugg Fun fact, that's not an appeal
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@RonFilipkowski @JennyleeGLV Them - Tell us some stories about events that made you who you are today. Her - Decides to share about the time she shot a 14 month old dog. A literally "crazy" flex.
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@Angry_Staffer That looks like something you'd find on a feral island dog
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@StormyDaniels Midwest Mike is just mad at the lack of action in his life.
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@gtconway3d She also provides a "hand" when necessary, so I've heard.
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@kangaroos991 Clogged arteries and future strokes
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Every night I wake up thinking it's all over. I didn't do good enough, I didn't call that person back in an hour, or I didn't text them immediately letting them know I'd call soon. I'm going to lose this upcoming hearing, what am I going to do at this trial? Is my theory going to…
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@Jim_Jordan @JudiciaryGOP The Boston Tea Party was to protest English occupation/colonization and British taxes and levies. The J6 Insurrection was a riot against the US's own government to overturn a valid US election. If the point you are trying to make is to compare the two, your characterization is…
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We just settled a 3 year Will Contest. I'm in disbelief. It doesn't feel real. This was basically a pro bono case, and we defended a valid testamentary document at every turn. It paid off huge and we outlasted the other side. Absolute war of attrition. Client gets to keep her…
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Alright folks, thx for staying with me. I didn't get my hopes up (I wouldn't ethically be allowed to keep a windfall anyways). Unless there's a hidden compartment, it's a bust. However, the side story is there was supposed to be $500,000 to $1.5 mil in there upon Decedent's…
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Alrighty then.
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When I interned at the Public Defender during a capital trial, it was 100 % an "us" v. "them" mentality by my superiors, and my mentor there especially. That mentor is now the Public Defender of the largest Public Defender's Office in the country. I can't say I really truly…
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There's no ethical obligation to *represent bad clients* in the first instance. That's what people are criticizing and it's missing the point to conflate the two.
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I guess you shouldn't ask for pictures of your follower's animals for your daughter's b day. Super offensive. I think I got to everyone's pictures and covered the thanks. It is very much appreciated. My daughter is still looking through all the pictures. She will have the…
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@AdamSchEsquire Great job engagement farming for your daughter!
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This person has been blocked, but here is what you will deal with when you make a post like mine. You have to make a choice of locking up, or to keep going. This morning I made the choice to keep going, not just on Twitter, but to move forward with my life. We are stronger…
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@ask_aubry But I thought his Dad was well adjusted?
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This litigated case is closed, but it deserves to be retold. It's a story as old as time. Dad had a Will. Dad was on his 2nd marriage with step mom. In his Will, Dad gave everything to step mom, including their home that they paid the mortgage on and lived in together for 15…
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@MeidasTouch @SLT229 "Joy is not a suggestion, it is our battle plan." Um, wut?
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Private on here for a bit and going on a bit of a quieter hiatus. Proudboys founder continued to tweet about me yesterday asking his followers for the letter and what not. Don't think he's done ridiculing me, and there's too much stuff on my profile for someone like that to play…
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@itsJeffTiedrich Poolgate, 2023
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
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It's probably time I actually get a real bio on here. However, my account will remain anonymous. Hi, my name is Adam. I am a California licensed attorney living in San Diego. I was barred in 2016 and have practiced in various fields, including criminal defense, antitrust,…
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
@AdamSchEsquire
5 months
@charliekirk11 In other news, Charlie Kirk didn't go to law school, and in fact, has no college degree at all, which you should ponder when considering his thoughts on the CO Supreme Court opinion.
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
@AdamSchEsquire
1 year
What happens when you get a new label maker and have children as well as a small dog.
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
@AdamSchEsquire
6 months
I just listened to my wife put in her resignation after 15 years at her career. Effective December 7th she will resign as a Director. I am proud of her. We got sick of waiting to actually live our lives and the time is now due to the ages of our children. While it's a huge leap…
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
@AdamSchEsquire
1 year
@rsanderlin Turn him into a tree?
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
@AdamSchEsquire
3 months
Me getting a referral from another local lawyer whom I really don't know that well. Me - "Sure, XX, thank you for the referral, I'll reach out to her." Him - "Ok, well, as we discussed 6 months ago, you will owe me a referral fee if she goes with you." Me - "Of course, np. I…
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
@AdamSchEsquire
1 year
@ACTBrigitte The problem is, Barack Obama, has, in fact, never burnt down a school. Your hypotheticals really, really suck.
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
@AdamSchEsquire
1 year
Today was a big day. Arguably the biggest day since I left active duty Coastguard in 2011. I cleaned out my office, and hung my own shingle. It’s one step closer to being 100 % independent, with the support of my family. I’ve been striving for this since I was 25. I’m now 37, and…
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
@AdamSchEsquire
11 months
@nathaliejacoby1 We can have both
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
@AdamSchEsquire
4 months
Thinking about the time I billed 2,000 hours a year for insurance defense firms and was rewarded with free pizza pandemic fridays every other week.
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
@AdamSchEsquire
6 months
@Angry_Staffer Do you think that any of Trump's assets will not be subject to forfeiture, or is he about to be completely cleaned out?
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
@AdamSchEsquire
15 days
Me - Can you watch my stuff real quick while I go to the restroom? Woman - Maybe. But what's in the box? There's not like a dead body or drugs in there is there? Me - That's a really good question. Are you like a lawyer or something? *Show her whats in the tub, bunch of…
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
@AdamSchEsquire
9 months
@atrupar 200k bond is nothing for something of this magnitude. That's a very low bond for a case like this.
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
@AdamSchEsquire
1 month
Here's a picture of the "breakfast sandwich" my daughter delivered to me during my morning Zoom meeting. Carrots and lettuce on a bun. In certain cultures, it is highly offensive to decline food. This standard applies to declining food from a 6 year old too.
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
@AdamSchEsquire
3 months
The neighbors down the street left a V Day card from their weenie dogs to ours. I love it.
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
@AdamSchEsquire
4 months
Fun little case. Doing an estate plan for a divorced woman. The ex husband married a younger person in recent years. Per the MSA with my client, he was to provide alimony. He didn't, so now he owes like $150,000.00 and is still not making payments. He continues to defy the Court…
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
@AdamSchEsquire
8 months
@Angry_Staffer Not RFK Jr.
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
@AdamSchEsquire
2 months
MBE flex was a new one for me today.
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
@AdamSchEsquire
10 months
@RepMTG @ForgiatoBlow47 Wow, that was incredibly bad. I can't believe this is real
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
@AdamSchEsquire
1 year
@Cooperstreaming @SharingtheJour2 @MillerLite @budlight @Budweiser The self owns are priceless
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
@AdamSchEsquire
3 months
Happy Valentine's Day from the little red weenie.
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
@AdamSchEsquire
1 year
@TheRealHoarse @benshapiro His Mom disagrees. He's perfect! 😏
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A. Mando Schneides, Twittorney At Law
@AdamSchEsquire
2 months
@MuellerSheWrote Freedom of speech works both ways. 👏👏
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