Adam Neumanns Chief of Staff @AdamNeumannsCoS Twitter profile

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Adam Neumanns Chief of Staff

@AdamNeumannsCoS

8 months

Yo if your name is Omar and you’re from San Rafael, your girl Jessica who works at Starbucks is cheating on you. I’m waiting for my food and she’s talking about it with her coworkers behind the counter.

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Someone should invent a substance with the euphoric effects of alcohol and the stimulant effects of caffeine.

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2 months

Checking in on the herman miller startup health index, not looking good.

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9 months

@SchrodingrsBrat “In what ways has God punished you for the sins of your parents?”

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8 months

Gonna be real with y’all young ppl. Unless you’re literally a god among men, just become a banker, consultant, doctor, or lawyer. Don’t even bother with tech.

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1 year

@coldhealing This what sociopaths recite to themselves when they fall asleep alone each night

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8 months

Looking back, I can’t think of anyone who regularly used drugs like aderall or modafinil in college and is now extraordinarily successful. They’re all managers / senior managers in consulting firms or VPs at banks.

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1 year

Dudes will literally pay $6k a month for a pre-war 3rd floor walkup overlooking a homeless encampment instead of paying 5k a month for this

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3 years

Dude built like a Xanax

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3 years

Watch Serena Williams And Husband Alexis Ohanian Take A Swim On Vacation In The South Of France (Pics-IG-Vids)

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3 years

The most undervalued asset of a CEO is a good coke hookup. Coke saves me 60% of time. I'm able to run a tech startup, coach 7 CEO's every month, write & surf every day, guest host clubhouse rooms, cook dinner and read every night.

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1 year

Imagine the fucking cringe buzz about GPT at Deloitte when they find out about it in 6 months. They’re going to spend 100s of millions creating a new business unit around it with some hokey mandate like “leveraging Cognitive™ as a business strategy across the enterprise”

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2 years

turns out civilians do need missile launchers sometimes after all

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2 years

Name one successful man who doesn’t have a hot astrology wife

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2 years

The sheer will power required to not break character in this exchange…

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4 years

@samanthabhassan Side note: just becuase someone comes to your hike doesn’t mean they’re attracted to you

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1 year

Dudes will literally walk to their job as product manager for a button in sales navigator listening to a podcast about Alexander the Great and think “he’s just like me”

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8 months

Honestly Omar, you should just focus on yourself King.

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8 months

What’s the worst possible way we could use this technology?

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This is inside the Sphere in Las Vegas. This may be the most insane concert venue ever built

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1 year

Dudes will literally work really hard to “break in” to tech or finance or consulting just to realize they’re now trapped in tech or finance or consulting and need to break out

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8 months

Might not have said anything but she made me wait 10 mins to hand me my mobile order that was just sitting there, while she regaled her coworkers of her exploits in explicit detail.

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9 months

Somebody mistakenly shipped us like 30 of these, worth keeping or are they trash?

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3 years

If the hot ppl in ur highschool r still hot then you were rich growing up.

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8 months

Some guy who is 30 pts lower than you on the IQ scale is in the arena trying stuff while you’re “exploring ideas”.

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8 months

BREAKING: WeWork has achieved profitability internally

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3 months

@growing_daniel POV you own an Indian restaurant and another white guy comes in, orders a family meal and eats it by himself

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8 months

@montuakmo66 @razibkhan Kinda like how you can’t just ground all the planes without having a lot more facts about osamas life situation

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2 months

Thanks for replying everyone, but with the exception of one you all failed. The answer is the spice melange. It extends life. It expands consciousness and its vital to space travel

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3 years

@DrClaytonForre1 Woah

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2 years

There is a spectrum haunting Europe

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3 years

Okay what the fuck

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9 months

We are so back

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3 months

FYI for everyone getting their vision pros!

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2 years

Elon just wants to see who’s been sliding in grimes’ DMs

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7 months

Found out my brother is living on only $38k a month. People really live like this.

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8 months

@samlowen5105 Based on the tale she told, Omar just needs to pick better women.

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3 years

What NYC and SF maximalists don’t want you to know: that this 2br is what you get for $1500 a month in Miami.

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2 years

Be so successful your kids never have to write a cold email

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7 months

Most founders wouldn’t survive being an entrepreneur in the 1800s You start a rival grain wholesaler and the next day a bunch of big dudes show up at your shop and beat the shit out of you

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6 months

Cleaning up SF for xi is like NK setting up fake stores and buildings for western dignitaries. When Yeltsin visited we just let him roam around and go to random grocery stores. We used to be a country.

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2 months

Walking away with the YC money is such a midwit move, you’re leaving millions of VC dollars on the table if you don’t double down on the grift and build a fraudulent company.

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Great to see web3 founders starting to apply to YC!

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2 years

@GabeGuidarini @Shvm_07 Actual story “Blake masters protects elderly woman from crazed assailant”

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3 years

Fully vaccinated people can go outside without clothing

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2 years

Dudes will literally wake up in their rented apartment, work out on some subscription workout machine, consume some subscription food/caffeine product, hop in their leased Tesla, and go to their tech job where they have barely any equity - and be happy.

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9 months

Most PMs build for the 100+ IQ crowd. Who, other than TikTok and Facebook PMs, is building for the sub 80 IQ caucus? Huge white space for retard SaaS.

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1 year

It’s pretty fucking wild that the child tax deduction is 2k. They’re like “thank you for stemming the decline of western society, here’s $5”

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1 year

Average SF house party vs average Miami house party. Same amount of money spent on the house and party.

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8 months

Actually you’d make more money in construction or plumbing or something.

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10 months

Mashallah I have been rewarded for the poasts

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3 months

@thomasschulzz I think you just found your next product design lead

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@JackedTechBro Kinda wild that gay dudes will literally just marry their best bro

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9 months

Few know this, and it’s not part of their criteria, but FF has only ever invested in founders that enter thru the small side of the door.

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2 years

What’s something fr that other ppl think is sus?

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7 months

Two midwit nerds have a child, and by luck of genetics, he turns out to be a god-tier intelligence. Instead of imbuing this nascent ubermensch, with good values, or letting him figure it out for himself, they brainwash him with late 90s liberal elite propaganda, leaving him

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8 months

The alcoholics and coke heads on the other hand are all doing quite well, which is weird because these are obviously far more destructive. One friend from college who was an absolute fiend IPOd his company, another is partner at top quartile firm.

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7 months

Fr whats the deal w/ Roblox. Tell me Im crazy but the company does not make sense You hire s-tier engineers at FAANG salaries, you compete w/ buyside 4 bankers…. But your Minecraft ripoff product hasn’t changed in years What am I missing? What r all these elite hires doing?

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9 months

What @bryan_johnson is projected to look like by 2055.

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1 year

My friend is a Customer Success manager at FAANG He started using chatGPT to write his emails and QBRs. He now only works 3 hours a week

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7 months

Bro Wtf is going on

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7 months

For everyone 10 losers who want work life balance there’s quirked up degenerate who is willing to sacrifice everything to help you build a generational company.

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2 years

Pete Davidson was created in a CIA lab to destroy Kanye and prevent him from becoming president

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2 years

One of those “day in life of Pm girl at linkedin/meta” TikTok’s but half way thru she gets laid off

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7 months

REAL WEWORK HAS NEVER BEEN TRIED

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3 years

ok guys hear me out, what if we move silicon valley to kabul

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1 year

Roblox just halted all outbound robux transfers

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2 years

Zero to One is like The Notebook but for dudes

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8 months

@verymoisturized If this is all, tbh she does pass a comparatively high bar for politician sexual morality.

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8 months

@miladypresident Anxiety is far more powerful than amphetamines, few understand

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2 years

Did I miss?

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2 months

It takes 80m impressions per month to make the equivalent of a $15/ hour job, the vast majority of shitpoasters never get to that number. I introduced the Living Wage for Shitpoasters Act to fight for the fair pay that shitpoasters deserve.

Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸

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This is AMAZING.

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3 years

Few understand that nearly every city/town across the US thinks having breweries is their quirky unique trait

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2 years

My brother in Christ how is “designed by people with ADHD” a value prop?

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3 years

Remote life is perfect if u wanna hustle. I have 10 different VC associate job right now The bar is so lo, oversight is nonexistent, & everyone is so forgiving 4 underperformance I can coast for about 6 mo. Before a job fires me. Currently on a $1.5m run-rate for comp this year

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8 months

I love how Peter Thiel didn’t wear a seat belt when known risk appreciator Elon musk crashed his McLaren because he was a “practicing libertarian”

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1 year

OnlyFans had all their money in SVB

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10 months

Goes kinda hard ngl “Figure out what market dumb people are making a lot of money in - go to Miami or LA, find the newest money person you can and ask them what they do. Then build them a saas product with some payments processing component.”

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2 months

@halalguysnyc They take away our medicine so they can feed us poison

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10 months

The dumbest thing about computers is that when you want to move a file from one folder to another folder on the same drive, it actually moves the file. Why aren’t all the files just in one place with the file path as metadata?

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1 year

Meet the ‘elite’ couples breeding to save mankind.

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2 years

BREAKING: VCs think startup valuations are too high.

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8 months

@GoUp8710 Fair, but it’s less embarrassing for Omar this way.

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1 year

@DailyMail Your goofy ass pretending we should just all know who is this astroturfed dude planted by the studios

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3 years

Once in a while you’ll see a 24 year old dude with mid 30s vibes. Just working hard, talking about building a house in the suburbs, kids, planning for retirement. He always has a hot wife he married right out of college.

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1 year

More drugs are moved in the YC batch group chat than any of SFs open air drug markets

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2 years

Thus rotated Zarathustra

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1 year

Meet the “elite” couples breeding to save mankind

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3 years

Some basic supply chain knowledge so your hot supply chain takes are based not cringe. A thred 👇 most truckers are independent contractors or work for a sub 100 employee fleet. There’s very little consolidation in the space

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3 years

So wild you can get Xanax, adderall, and Ketamine completely legal, delivered to your door by some d2c startup after a 15min zoom call with a “psychiatrist”

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9 months

@MElmejrab I didn’t even photo shop, i just copied the photos lol

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8 months

@WaifuPhD Electricians make more than most software engineers

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8 months

TIL: every career sucks and none are very financially rewarding unless you’re at the top of your game. Do what you’re good at and what makes you happy.

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2 years

Due to inflation now we smoke weed at 4:45

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1 year

Meet the “elite” couples breeding to save mankind.

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3 years

How old were you when you learned there are no rules, and truly understood what that meant?

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@3266miles

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2 years

Bad news shaperotators

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1 year

I apologize if you’re offended by this but it has to be said. If you believe there are too many people, or that we need to reduce the population, or that population decline in post industrial society is normal… You are retarded.

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2 years

Words bend our thinking to infinite paths of self-delusion, and the fact that we spend most of our mental lives in brain mansions built of words means that we lack the objectivity necessary to see the terrible distortion of reality which language brings.

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7 months

Literally nobody I’ve ever talked to as ever said “maybe wait to have kids” Everyone, especially ppl with grown kids, have said to just have them and figure it out

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7 months

Has anyone tried microdosing on alcohol?

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5 months

Guess which one is older

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