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dire wolf

@ADDiane

7 years

Every disaster movie starts with the president ignoring a scientist.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

Moses was technically the first person to download files to his tablet from the cloud.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

In 3 days, I will sober from opiates for TWO YEARS.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

Today is my brother's birthday (4/22). He died in a car wreck December 1, 2016. I want everyone to know that he existed and he was awesome. Love you Chris.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

1 month

@kyylien I'm learning from this thread that men cannot take criticism

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

I think about this picture a lot.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

2 years

My ex husband was in such a hurry to divorce me and marry his new girl, he forgot to separate my bad credit from his in the divorce and now I qualify for a house. This is a lesson.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

5 years

What's it called when you have the munchies, but for a person.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

2 years

Stop hating on lazy people. We didn't even do anything.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

Why doesn't Mark Hamill take hot showers? He prefers them Luke warm.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

5 years

Women, next time you donate your unwanted clothes, consider battered women's shelters instead of goodwill.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

7 years

The idea is to just keep scrolling on your phone until you die.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

10 months

@complete_tripe @UnionDrip I'm really glad you didn't die 🙏

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

1 month

Antidepressants don't make you not depressed; they make you numb [which, in some cases is extremely valid to want that]. That's my take

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

3 years

No makeup, no filter. Please be kind. This is my biggest insecurity.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

[Trying to sleep] Brain: Brain: Brain: Brain: Brain: Brain: ᶜᵃˡˡ ʲᵍ ᵂᵉⁿᵗʷᵒʳᵗʰ ⁸⁷⁷ ᶜᵃˢʰ ⁿᵒʷ

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

1 year

I don't look 44 at all.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

10 months

@wizardsofautism Yeah my dad is "allergic to electricity" but noooooo we're not autistic

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

5 years

For the final few years of my marriage I wasn't allowed: • a house key • a driver's license • access to money • friends over to the house • transportation except for him • to go anywhere without him Glad to be out.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

5 years

ATTENTION ALL MEN: women don't want long sex; they want good sex. These are two different things.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

4 years

Men who can cook are hot.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

5 years

I'm not a bitch, I'm just not willing to be a doormat.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

11 months

The concept of autistic masking seems to hurt people's feelings when they find out. But like, you kept telling me my personality was a problem

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

5 years

My 2019 so far: • severe depression • husband left me • suicide attempt • psych ward • regained confidence in myself • became independent • the VA finally heard me • I moved to exactly where I wanted to live • met a great guy Can't wait to find out what's next!

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

My Netflix queue looks like I'm learning how to be a murderer.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

7 years

If at first you don't succeed, get used to it. This is your life now.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

Ariel: I wanna be where the people are! Me: idiot

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

3 years

This made my day.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

5 years

I tried to commit suicide the same day this photo was taken (I'm in the middle). Don't trust fake smiles.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

5 years

Which came first; the poet or the pain?

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

I wasn't going to post this but Gandalf passed away today so it seemed fitting to share her cuteness with you guys.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

Fast Times At Fridge While High.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

Imagine being a medium and having to talk to dead people as well as living people. That's too many people.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

7 years

I'm fine, it's fine. It's all fine. *quietly lights everything on fire

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

The human body is 70% drama.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

1 year

After a long day of resin pouring I like to get down

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

11 months

Guess my age

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

5 years

Men: send nudes. Also men: have some self respect, you whore.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

5 years

Guess who's divorced? :)

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

4 years

I've been sober from opiates for 4 years today. Holy hot diggity dog.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

4 months

My 5 minute sketch of . @mrfishtopher

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

Life is like chess. I suck at chess.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

3 years

Fuck capitalism. Fuck republicans. Fuck this nonsense of a sham full of fuckery impeachment trial. Fuck covid. Fuck murder hornets. Fuck Brock Turner and Brett Kavanaugh. Did I miss anyone.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

I like how birds flirt. They just scream at each other.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

when people first meet me: you are simply amazing and talented and charming. after a week: holy shit what the fuck.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

4 years

Stop teaching young girls that marriage is the goal.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

5 years

[At the Dr] Me: but the voices won't stop. Dr: those are people, they're allowed to talk.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

4 years

A year ago, I was planning my suicide. I've come a very long way in a year.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

Who left me in charge of my life and also why.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

5 years

I just overheard my husband's friend (who doesn't know we're getting divorced) say to him "damn your wife is hot as fuck" and I don't think this day can get any better.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

5 years

I'm bi-polar, have PTSD, anxiety disorder, and pretty sure I'm also BPD (undiagnosed). In the last month, I've had a suicide attempt and spent 10 days in the VA inpatient mental health facility. They got my meds right and I'm feeling better than ever. People care. #BellLetsTalk

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

1 month

@maliktheoracle @808nobody The is the vulnerability equivalent to a cat exposing it's belly to you

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

2 years

I'm curious, how do y'all self soothe without alcohol, sex or drugs? Any suggestions?

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

5 years

What do the people dming "hi" want from us.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

5 years

After many years of isolation and dependence on my husband to get around, I took the bus downtown today to the VA hospital for walk in therapy, by myself. I didn't get lost or murdered or stranded. I can take care of myself (despite what he thinks) and it feels good.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

5 years

Well, shit. It's my 41st birthday today.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

Shout out to molecules for the things that matter.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

When the love of your life walks away forever.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

Maybe "2018" is actually a Stephen King novel.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

4 months

I've been opiate free since 2018. Holy shit that's cool

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

22 days

Do you ever get a little bit tired of life, like you're not really happy but you don't wanna die. Like a numb little bug that's gotta survive, that's gotta survive.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

I'd like to speak to America's manager.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

2 years

7 years opiate free y'all. Fuckin awesome.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

5 years

This is what getting better looks like.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

2 years

Getting married today in a no big deal ceremony at home but the two of us are really excited.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

5 years

PTSD and anxiety just makes your world smaller and smaller until one day your world is your bed, and nothing else feels safe.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

2 years

Tried out a new look today. I kinda like it. Earrings AND hair up.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

1 year

Got a new shirt.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

Name ideas for twins: Terms and Conditions.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

4 years

When you lose a sock in the dryer, it gets reincarnated as a tupperware lid that doesn't fit anything.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

Could someone tell my anxiety that I'm on the couch and not in any danger?

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

1 year

Well damn, you don't have to yell

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

5 years

I might be too weird for anyone.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

Shout out to those of us going through things that we can't really talk about.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

3 years

Anxiety is stupid. I have a doctor's appointment - I'm not fighting a bear.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

5 years

Sorry about all the selfies. I just got divorced.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

Big shout out to the people with anxiety who are screaming inside right now.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

When you’re observant, everything is entertainment.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

10 months

@JordohL1 @complete_tripe @UnionDrip Watch who you're speaking to. I used to build bombs when I was 19.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

I am so fucking scared to fall in love.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

Facts don't really matter to lunatics.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

I try to compartmentalize, but then I remember that's how they built the titanic.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

[bolts upright] holy shit, telescopes are time machines

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

7 years

Moved back to Arizona because daylight savings time is THAT stupid.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

4 years

I've stayed sober from opiates since 2016 and that's something I'm pretty proud of.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

5 years

Might fuck around and speak some things into existence.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

[writing while you're emotional] omg! it feels so good to get that out! [reading it later when you're not emotional] omg. I'm a psycho.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

1 year

Black and white chain. Keep it going.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

26 days

@Very__Regular @babadookspinoza Ok so maybe the USA just never had reasonable health care, it was just something people imagined

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

These are the questions the police asked me, after I was raped in my sleep in my military dorm: • you sure this really happened? • you sure you didn't want it? • did you drink tonight? • you sure you want to proceed (with reporting it)? I almost backed down. I was 20.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

I think I make sense to like, three people.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

2 years

Need a partner who thinks I'm incredible.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

4 years

He's 33. I'm 41. Seems only other people have an issue.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

5 years

Your 'hi' dm changed my life. Thank you.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

5 years

Strong women are always considered bitches by someone.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

You'd think there'd be more female serial killers.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

6 years

Breaking: cats do not give one single fuck.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

2 years

Anyone else just real fuckin tired of literally everything.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

5 years

My mom raised me on Monty Python, what do you want from me.

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dire wolf

@ADDiane

2 months

@pot8um @cherryaire When I got to work one day at olive garden, a fellow waiter was hiding behind the bushes out front, claiming snipers were after him [high on meth] and he called the cops. When they showed up, half the employees were trying to get rid of paraphernalia and drugs and were being

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