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London, England
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@SlingingSeamoss
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1 year
SEAMOSS GEL. 92/102 minerals the human body needs. Naturally rich in vitamins A - K. Available at
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3 years
His tag was hanging out his top so I pulled it off. The look on his face told the story of a man of who had intended on returning that £350 T-shirt and no longer could. He didn’t smile for the rest of the date and I never heard from him again.
@NateIsBack2
Joy Boy
3 years
What’s the most awkward date y’all ever been on?
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@SlingingSeamoss
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2 years
Why is this man on west London’s neck like this? LOOOOOOOL
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@SlingingSeamoss
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2 years
Oi the west London one has ended me. I’m going to bed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@SlingingSeamoss
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2 years
I think there should be a study on black relationship and white relationships. I feel like it’s really only in the black community the struggle is as real as it is. White love looks so uncomplicated 😂
@0JBarker
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12th November 2021 - 12th November 2022 🤣 Mission accomplished
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@SlingingSeamoss
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2 months
Oi can never have only been my primary school where if you forgot your PE kit they made you do it in your underwear? Dark times 😭 why did no one call this out?!
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@SlingingSeamoss
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1 year
The original Dior Saddle bag.
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5 months
Her bum is outrageously outrageous
@itgirlslasher
stan and cartoon media.
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Pardi and Jada in new TikTok.
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2 years
I mean I got these from Brunch tho 😂🥹🤝
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@SlingingSeamoss
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2 years
Anyone who says they like driving a manual is a damnnnnnn liar
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@SlingingSeamoss
Slinging Seamoss ✨
1 year
I do this. Some people sit in traffic. The rest of us have places to be. See opportunities and windows for greatness and we seize that moment. Lean into our leadership qualities and take risks to prosper.
@UB1UB2
UB1UB2 West London (Southall)
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Man overtakes 20+ cars to get onto the A406 in Wembley
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@SlingingSeamoss
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Paying tax to sell a taxed item I bought with my taxed income is genuinely criminal 😂
@khalnero
Not Will
6 months
Btw if you want to sell anything on Vinted/eBay/Depop, try to get it sold this year because come Jan 1st, the government is gonna force those platforms to start reporting your sales so they can tax you on your profits. (Applies if you earn over £1k)
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@SlingingSeamoss
Slinging Seamoss ✨
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This “Im just a girl” only applies to men in my life. Like with my man I AM JUST A GURL. With my male friends I am just a girl. With strange men I don’t know? I AM A BOXER DONT TALK TO ME OR TOUCH ME ILL MASH U UP.
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2 years
£6.50 for a magnum. Bally up. We take to the streets immediately
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2 years
Dark skin men will forever FOREVER be one of Gods greatest creations 😍🫶✨
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3 years
Kaz. Let. Tyler. Go. He’s sucking toe like oxtail bone.
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@SlingingSeamoss
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1 year
You know what. You had to be there. AN ERA. No one could tell me anything 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@SlingingSeamoss
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3 years
@Mpeace777 @davechecks Drugs? Is it drugs you take?
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4 months
The TL is filled with bad vibes about the pay gap. There’s one bottom line: none of us earn enough. The top 1% of the world hoard wealth. We’re on a floating rock suspended in space paying BILLS. We are ALL suffering.
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@SlingingSeamoss
Slinging Seamoss ✨
2 years
These crimson chin and superman jaw lines you girls are getting need to be discussed because WHY?
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@SlingingSeamoss
Slinging Seamoss ✨
2 years
People telling me I’m glowing lately. Yeah because no one’s son ah tek mi fi ediat. I’m celibate. Drinking water. Eating good + stress free. I better be glowing bxtch.
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@SlingingSeamoss
Slinging Seamoss ✨
1 year
Good Morning to only the men that support Arsenal. Have a great day ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@SlingingSeamoss
Slinging Seamoss ✨
1 year
This is fucking criminal I don’t care what anyone says or how anyone tries to spin it. £1350 a month for a full time essential job is CRIMINAL
@MaxineWade
Maxine Wade 🐀🇵🇸
1 year
Cards on the table; I’m a Band 4 Nursing Associate registered with the NMC. I often have up to 12 patients assigned to me. I do medications, IV’s, syringe drivers and more. I’m a lone parent so I do no unsocial = no enhancements. This is my take home. This is why there’s strikes.
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1 year
I’m touching an M before I’m 35. Mark my words.
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2 months
I’m genuinely OBSESSED with these! Like what the HELL. @TazerBlack you know me well still, these are defo a bitta me! Thank you again 🥰 ladies.. @voguish_chic go hit them up/follow them. They’ve got loads of colours too. So gorgeous! 😍
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@SlingingSeamoss
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2 years
No one understands how much I love Tik Tok 😂
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@SlingingSeamoss
Slinging Seamoss ✨
2 years
I need a boyfriend who loves marvel and his idea of romance is watching all the marvel films in chronological order together. 🥺❤️
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@SlingingSeamoss
Slinging Seamoss ✨
2 years
It’s not spoken about enough how Mo is a TOP TIER babes 🤌🏾 just extremely delightful looking. Shoutout his mama man. The lords work 👏
@MoTheComedian
Mo Gilligan
2 years
We Got London On The Track 🙌🏾
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That dress I wore yesterday I’ve had since I was 19! Ten years later it still fits 😂 then vs now! 😅
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1 year
I heard a girl say to her friend last night “theres fredo, don’t move let him see us” LOOOOOOOOOOOL girls are JOKES
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@SlingingSeamoss
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1 year
I know my exes stressed 😘🥰
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@SlingingSeamoss
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1 year
chat gpt just appealed 2 tickets, sent 3 complaints, wrote my yearly objectives, wrote me a structured conversation plan for my meeting with my mentee this evening - at this point what can’t it do
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@SlingingSeamoss
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7 months
I think I looked cute Saturday. 🥹
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4 months
About last night
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10 months
Devil in a …
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@SlingingSeamoss
Slinging Seamoss ✨
2 months
Remember when you could get a direct flight to Dubai for £300? 🥲
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Slinging Seamoss ✨
2 years
I can’t lie if my man said I can’t go. I’m not going man 🤣 I’ma forever be a punk for my man.
@__kdash_
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If my man say I can’t go, I’m going.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOL he did NOT want too
@GRMDAILY
GRM Daily
2 months
❤️ @YoungAdz1 donates £10k to Lewisham Mosque & A Jewellers matches the donation FULL VLOG:
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Aaaand the video! ☺️✨
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2 months
Ok
ight if you got a pretty face post it
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2 months
OMG MY SHEW IS HERE 😍😍😍😍😍 LOOK PON MI SHEEWWWWWWW
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4 years
@Oloni Sis I’m heart broken I’m gonna dash him.
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2 years
I’m such a sucker for a man holding my hand while he’s driving and kissing my hand 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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3 months
Felt cute in both so posting both 😊
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2 years
@1_santos_ I wanna know what west babes hurt him 😂😂😂😂😂
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2 years
I thought I got a 4K pay rise I got a a 7k pay rise 🤩
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10 months
It’s my birthday 🎂
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Slinging Seamoss ✨
2 years
Oi if I died tomorrow I just know I’ve left my loved ones with some HILARIOUS memories and I’m alright with that cos when it’s all said and done no one talks about successful you were they talk about how you made them feel and how your love felt
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Slinging Seamoss ✨
2 months
One thing about me. Ain’t no fake account baby. I’m watching your story shamelessly 🤣 you gon see me in your views
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2 years
Like butter wouldn’t melt ☺️
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1 year
Hear me out
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@SlingingSeamoss
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2 years
The sweetest thing a man can do is make me feel thought of. I spend so much time on my own and in my own world the smallest things mean soooo much to me.
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2 years
Hit me with some captions 😂
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5 months
My final shindig of 2023! 💃🏽✨ whereas to celebrate than RNB Slow Jamz with the gang 🩷
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2 years
Once I’m intimate with someone YOURE MY MAN. I’m an emotional woman. For me to go there with you means I really like you… that’ll only make me like you more. Now I love you.
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2 years
You see @FruitpunchL - fxcking out of order. Nothing but troubleeee man lmao
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1 year
☺️
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4 months
@Sadeee_x You’re better than me. I’m calling that number
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2 years
Mad to think though avg person earns under 45k, but everyone’s balling out of absolute control on the internet. Interesting.
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@SlingingSeamoss
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3 months
On a school night 🫦
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11 months
iPhone 14 camera goes crazy!
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9 months
We beat the £6 dress. Asos sample sale £5 dress for the win ✌️
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8 months
No place like home. 🇱🇨🫶🏽✨
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2 months
2 vibes. 1 night. MWAH x
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8 months
1 gyal in a sprinter 💋
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2 years
Being called baby by someone I fancy makes me lose brain cells
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1 year
Me & my £6 dress 🥰
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2 years
She’s not a baddie. That’s why.
@BornAKang
Lance🇱🇨
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she couldn’t believe it lmaooo
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6 months
Video screenshots. ✨
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2 months
Figuring out what to eat every single fucking day.
@ImaniDH_
Queen of England
2 months
Guys what’s one thing about adulting that shocked you the most, but no one talks about?
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@Oloni He’s too keen at this stage 😂😂😂😂😂
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@SlingingSeamoss
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2 years
He said turn the mic OFF. 😂😂😂😂😂
@nocontextdrumar
No Context Dr.Umar (PARODY ACCOUNT)
2 years
Ouch.
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1 year
Caption this: 😂😂😂😂😂
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1 year
This app is such a Mish mash of porn, relationshop hypotheticals, football, finance debates, 100k convos, baby mum this, baby dad that, racial issues. Chaiiiiiiiiiiiii. I just want a one 2 laugh man.
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2 years
This is proper one or THEM mirror pics 😂
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7 months
I think I looked cute! ☺️
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4 years
So @Oloni asked me to text this nxgga saying post me and i'll buy you a PS5 only for him to tell him me he'll post on his fake account. Time to just focus on myself.
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2 years
Went to a wedding
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5 months
Okay. I’m done posting. I’m just so obsessed with this dresssssss
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1 year
A reminder no one can come for my looks on this app. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk. As you were x
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2 months
It’s actually crazy how someone can go from being your world and you envision doing life with to a complete a stranger.
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@SlingingSeamoss
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3 years
WORD
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1 year
The look you give boss man when you’re tryna secure extra wings
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@SlingingSeamoss
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2 years
Hi 💚
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11 months
I once was seeing a train driver and he used to pick me up @ Farringdon station. I’d be @ the front with him and he’d always have a coffee for me! Great guy honestly. Bars were set!
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2 years
His Loss ❤️‍🩹
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7 months
How does anyone eat wagamamas? So shit
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2 months
@AmericanQueen22 I think lost prop is better than knicker and vest no?
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2 years
Starting to think I don’t brag enough 🤔
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I’m just vex I had to take it off!
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3 months
Brits After Party Vibes 🥳
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6 months
Lmao! 😂😂😂😂😂
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6 months
This dress was actually my late Grandmas but @ONLYONEMADE (ig) turned this into the cutest mini dress ever! Make sure you go follow! 😍✨🫶🏽
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10 months
My big face on your screens 🫶🏽
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2 years
The awkward positions girls take photos in to show bum will never not be comedy to me 😂
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3 years
He expecting company.
@ekodagreat
tracy’s man🕴🏾
3 years
dis nigga going crazy lol wtf
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I wanna relocate so badly
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