Not Will @khalnero Twitter profile

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Not Will

5 years

Me watching people following me because they think I'm smart and kulchured, not knowing that every subsequent tweet is going to be about nyash:

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4 months

“don’t borrow grief from the future” might just change my brain chemistry if I let it sit long enough

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4 months

don’t borrow grief from the future babe everything is going to work out the way it’s meant to

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4 years

The 100m sprint

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Idk how to explain it other than he just looks like he was actually made for an interracial relationship

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4 years

I met Prince Harry today 🥰 that’s it, that’s the tweet 😊

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Aunt Viv

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4 years

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! Who are these two?

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People will call this madness instead of recognising there’s a figure skater in their midst

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23 days

approaching insanity every now and then

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5 years

I see this and I can't help but think of that dad who told his son not to hug him or get too close when he was cuddling his daughters. Black boys need love too, man.

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❤️❤️❤️

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1 year

Just to be clear on this, the only other mainstream service which blocks your account if they detect activity outside of your home location is your bank.

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1 year

Netflix’s has began their anti-password sharing tactics: Every 31 days, your device must log in on your home Wi-Fi network or your account will be blocked.

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2 months

I think of this tweet.

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4 years

If Will and Jada invited me into their marriage, please believe you will see me tweeting "We all have the same 24 hours" from their mansion

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5 years

Catelyn Stark in Hell when she hears that Jon was her trueborn nephew and she was a witch for no reason:

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22 days

We’ve wasted so much time talking about gay son or thot daughter when the true horror story is stan child

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5 years

Does she know we can see she sent that message or...?

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3 years

This is how Tulisa used to jump on the track

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3 years

That’s it. That’s my day ruined.

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3 years

Exhibit A.

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2 years

Me at the Queen’s grave telling her the dollar is about to overtake the pound

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1 year

Firstly, the Black community isn’t entitled to anyone’s assets when they die. Secondly, if Tina wanted to leave $250M to the white husband who literally extended her life by giving her a kidney, I can’t think of a more sensible decision than that.

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4 years

The negative comments are actually bugging me because this is a wonderful thing for her to do as a partner and yet she's being mocked.

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3 years

Finding out Jamaicans enjoy Nollywood is one of the biggest plot twists of my adult life

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4 years

He broke lockdown for this?

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3 years

How do I quickly earn £10K in a way that pleases God?

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3 years

Why are people sleeping with him?

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3 years

The fact he’s straight will never cease to spin me. Greatest actor of our time.

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3 years

Look who's starting their own #ModernFamily ! Eric Stonestreet and his longtime love, Lindsay Schweitzer, are engaged. ❤️💍

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6 years

Infinity War is going to come to snatch this title but this is such an achievement

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6 years

Box office report: "Black Panther" becomes top-grossing superhero film of all time in U.S.

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3 years

LOOOOOOOOOL how can Kaz wink at Tyler? City Girls up 18 points #LoveIsland

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3 months

We don’t need Molly Mae’s 24 hours. We need Bridgit Mendler’s.

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3 months

Bridgit Mendler is officially a CEO as she launches her startup, Northwood Space. Northwood aims to create satellite ground stations that are designed with mass production and customer flexibility first in mind.

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5 years

This is the energy that Shamima needed to come with in her interviews:

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5 years

She's lucky colourism is on her side

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5 years

Me and somebody’s daughter this summer

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6 years

Cambridge literally asked for help with getting more black students to enrol. Stormzy created a scholarship which helps achieve this. It's that simple. Instead of asking "wHy onLY bLacK kiDs", why don't you ask your mother why it took 46 chromosomes to create one bastard?

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6 years

Stormzy has just announced a scholarship for Cambridge University. He'll help pay for two black students to go there this year 🎓🙌

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3 years

Looking at million-pound homes with £20.38 in your bank account >>>>>>>>>>>>

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1 year

Are we going to war? Pls if I say J for jollof and you don’t understand, we have nothing to be talking about

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1 year

How you 25+ and don’t know the phonetic alphabet?

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3 years

You people are going to party while London is flooding? Descendants of Noah, I hail you

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2 years

The average/median salary in the UK is £31,772, meaning you’d take home £2,086 a month. (Maybe around £2k with student loan repayments.) If your energy bill is £400, that’s ~20% of your pay gone. In which world does this not require serious government intervention?

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4 years

Peak British excellence

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3 years

Jamie Foxx could do Hitch but Will Smith could never do Dreamgirls

dave freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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3 years

Nah Ya really think JAMIE FOXX HAS MORE RANGE THAN WILL SMITH??!!!!

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3 years

I'm speaking it into existence.

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6 years

Me every time I see a Sense8 orgy:

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2 years

Mood:

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4 years

Looting in London would be a joke though. Even the CCTV cameras have cameras watching them. The government will tell you exactly how many steps you took the moment you left your house.

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2 years

Nah, I’m sorry. This Murad thing is still tickling me. You lot know I love a bit of debauchery but do you understand how funny it is to build a platform shouting for social justice only to make money off of raceplay? You literally got paid to oppress people 🤣

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3 years

- Prince Philip (2021)

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I’m DEAD

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5 years

Judge: I find the defendant, Jussie Smollett, gui- Jussie:

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2 years

Paying £72,000 MINIMUM to become eligible for a £25,000 job is the stuff of nightmares.

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@thetimes

2 years

UK students must pay closer to £24,000 a year or lose their places to foreigners, argue bosses

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3 years

The potential HIV vaccine is so wild to me. The idea that we might talk about HIV like polio in my lifetime is spinning me.

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3 years

This was the tweet? Nah, justice for Howard! He ain't do nothing, he was just white 😭

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5 years

KOLOM (a someone dey havin baby) KOLOM (I can’t believe mama told em) KOLOM (a someone dey havin baby) KOLOM (I can’t believe mama told em) My mama told em, they havin baby My mama told em, they havin baby YEAHHHHHH A lil boy boy baby Dada dada didi didi (x3) YEAHHHHHH

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Who remembers kolom ?

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1 year

Imagine receiving “touch grass” as a prescription 💀

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

1 year

Nature to be prescribed to GP patients in England for first time

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1 year

There are some roles that you have to be born to play and this is one of them. She singlehandedly dropped the price the name Janine in the UK.

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1 year

Name a character who absolutely COULD NOT have been played by any other actor. I'll start:

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2 years

Nothing shocked me like finding out Hilary from The Fresh Prince is British. She’s even from Edmonton

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3 years

I'm sorry, Nicki said she went to Oxford with Margaret Thatcher in the middle of WWII. At 12pm Eastern Time.

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3 years

Gonna tell my kids this was Kaz and Liberty

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3 years

Happy birthday to the super sweet, authentic, and uber talented Amy Adams! Love you ❤

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2 years

She turns up, she’s chasing clout. She stays at home, she’s disrespectful. She holds Harry’s hand, she’s juvenile. She stands by herself, she’s cold and frigid. She keeps a straight face, she’s doesn’t care. She shows any emotion, she’s not reading the room.

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The smirk. She couldn't care less. Even holding hands again walking out. No class. Even now disrespecting #QueenElizabeth , traditions and protocol. Just there for the big historic shots and to testify her right of peddling her title, her right to exist. #MeghanMarkleGoHome

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People who think the accommodation doesn’t matter are the scariest people to go on holiday with

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Shannon begging Chloe to take her man so she can just enjoy her holiday #LoveIsland

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This is so embarrassing. Do you think a child who can afford to fly to the UK during a PANDEMIC to see a sold out game is lacking money?

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The dating scene here is so weird, man. It's like people don't wanna admit they're interested 😂

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Shoutout to all the women on here. Ever since you started encouraging men to stay in men's business, I bought a drill and found out I enjoy putting up shelves and shit.

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@Afroguese Yesssss! And she would make all the posts about how he did considerate things like buying her the correctly sized bonnet

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The maddest thing about this outcome is that if Faye and Teddy had their ethnicities swapped, they would not have even smelled the final

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3 years

On my life, if the producers play an indie The Boy Is Mine cover over this scene, I'm sending them a fruit basket

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1 year

Greta’s prayer >>>>>>> Ciara’s prayer

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1 year

BREAKING: Andrew Tate and his brother arrested in Romania in human trafficking investigation

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Loz looking at all of her unsold "Shaku on the beat" T-shirts now that everyone's moved on to this Yé song

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Maria Sharapova after every tennis final with Serena:

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When my mum comes to visit and asks me what I'm doing with a tattoo of Jada on my calf:

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I would’ve said “Did you assume she cleans because she’s black?” and we all could’ve stared at each other

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@jadethetallone

1 month

I said my mum works nearby and they asked me “where does she clean” I don’t think they even deep it, it’s just a picture they’ve automatically painted in their minds Just another casual assumption

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3 years

They were so unprepared that Holby City had to donate equipment to the NHS. Holby City.

IJ | mwen pa sòt online

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3 years

Remember when the UK government didn't have any proper PPE for NHS staff and that doctors & nurses fetish gear company offered to give it to the NHS for free? This nation yeah. A shambles.

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I feel so bad for you if you didn’t secure Kaytra tickets. I’m gonna be in that crowd like

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4 years

Me when Will and Jada tell me to speak British for them:

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4 years

Yeah, I can't lie. The conspiracy theorist in me isn't buying this as a genuine incident anymore. You had freshly released murderers and terrorists that just happened to come together on London Bridge days before the general election?

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@DailyMirror

4 years

London Bridge hero is murderer on day release who slit woman's throat

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2 years

This makes sense but my thing is that if you have to remove yourself from environments in order to refrain from doing certain things, the problem isn’t the environment

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Party holidays while in a relationship makes no sense, just around mad temptation for no reason

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I missed this part of Moana.

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3 years

This is actually Jason Momoa's whole bag

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Bitches be wanting a gangster lumberjack bisexual that in tune with his feelings and makes 18 million a year

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Some of you are claiming the "creative" title to disguise the fact that you don't know what you're doing with your life. And it shows in your work.

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3 years

It's incredible that Diane Abbott caught more flack for drinking a canned mojito on the train than Matt Hancock is getting for having an affair and setting his mistress and her brother up with jobs. AFTER HE SET HIS NEIGHBOUR UP WITH A JOB TOO.

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Americans are singlehandedly keeping the parsley industry going

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Slumflower cracks me up, man. How can you go from writing a book about being alone to telling women they must wear dresses on dates if they want to secure a man? When I told you lot she stands for NOTHING, you said l was being a hater

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If the Love Island producers need me to record an indie cover of Love Is Wicked by Brick & Lace, mi ready.

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1 year

The year is 2052. You live in London. You now pay £800pm to share a bunk bed with a stranger.

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2 years

It’s so crazy to me that people will really come and tell the Internet where they work.

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Looooooool the Northeners looked at Grey Worm and Missandei like "Niggers???"

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1 year

“Cock facing the world” “Breast shame”

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Rocky x Rih #asaprocky

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I've spent the last 15 minutes trying to figure out how this is even physically possible

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11 months

This Community Notes feature is genuinely one of my favourite things about this platform now

Historic Vids

@historyinmemes

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Frankie Lymon singing "Little Bitty Pretty One" where many people discovered he was black. This was their reaction

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Lisa Bonet is surviving the zombie apocalypse.

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As an African child, I am astounded that the whole world is debating a slap. It was just another Sunday?

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This would be £2600pcm (bills not included) in London

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Social housing in Barcelona That’s right. Social housing!!! By Peris + Toral Arquitectes

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Maybe for the rest of you, I drive everywhere in London because I’m rich. I even drive to my bathroom, you brokies can’t even spell beeday

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Nobody is normal, driving in central ldn isn’t even convenient

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This is actually insane now. If the price cap was there to help keep things affordable and people still can’t pay, explain how the conclusion is that the bills need to be higher? Somebody needs to do something. Where are the witches????

Sky News

@SkyNews

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BREAKING: Energy price cap may rise to help suppliers recover record level of unpaid bills Read more ⬇

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In a world where millions are being left to actual animals, a good person standing to inherit something is what’s got you hissing? Do better bmt

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The funniest thing about this is that literally nobody wanted Aaron, Liberty dumped Jake and Lucinda left Brad for dead, so who are you to be talking about desirability? Tyler has a square head, so there’s no surprise there.

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So the nobodies from last season( Brad, Jake, Tyler, Aaron went on Insta live last night and mocked Rachel. They were talking about bombshells and all of them laughed when Rachel’s name was brought up. 🤢 feel so bad for Rachel #LoveIsland

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It’s so funny because if I don’t get tickets, do you think DLT can continue to run? Just Stop Oil will hire me for training once they see the display I will display.

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2 years

New Real Housewives of Westminster episode just dropped 🗣

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Honestly, nobody is ever going to be able to convince me that finding people of the same race as you unattractive isn't a form of self-hate.

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I think this is actually the thing I hate most about the rat race. You’re told to work hard to earn more money and afford a better life for yourself but it’s a trap because the prices will always rise faster than your salary.

Yahoo Finance UK

@YahooFinanceUK

11 months

London rents now cost 78% of average pay

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2 years

I’m gonna keep it 100 – I actually don’t know anything of Andrew Tate apart from the very brief snippets I see on here. It was the same with Kevin Samuels. My only question is why would you, as a man, look to a total stranger to tell you how to be a man?

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Insulate Britain:

ALikkleWotless

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It’s actually only 2C outside right now and it’s only JUST hit November do you know how mad that is??

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2 years

I would simply fall out of love.

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what if you fell in love without someone then found out they were in the queue to see the queen's coffin

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Serious question: when is there going to be a real conversation about UK salaries if these prices are going to keep jumping up like this? (And by this, I mean almost everybody needs to be paid more.)

Sky News

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5 months

BREAKING: Rail fares to go up by nearly 5% next year, Department for Transport says Read more👇

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My friends are definitely the loves of my life

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It's like they aren't listening when we're telling them we can't afford to live

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3 years

Britain is facing a “baby shortage” that could lead to “long-term economic stagnation”. The SMF said the birthrate was almost half what it was at its postwar peak in the 1960s, and the country’s ageing population could lead to economic decline.

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