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@8gatesniteguy
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@gor3whor33 @verseaumuse Dude nicer than me, 3rd one word response I’d have stopped responding and deleted ya number
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@PickleMamaa In the upper room confused like
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@8gatesniteguy
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@ysmammri Lmao called bro an entry level liar 😂
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@8gatesniteguy
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@Randomtwiterus6 @gor3whor33 @verseaumuse Wasting someone’s time is shit either way smh
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@8gatesniteguy
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@DAQUANDSG Then be like “this is the sassiest generation ever” lmao
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@8gatesniteguy
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@Oliviaim_ She moved shit up to 40 now, talking about “ain’t ready to give up yet” 😂
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@8gatesniteguy
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@KKLoading_ This thread
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@8gatesniteguy
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@nothim101 Nah this is crazy
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@8gatesniteguy
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@DAQUANDSG It’s terrible, they get mad as hell and disrespectful if you try to be nice about it, then come the “thanks for wasting my time” statements, even though you saving them time by being upfront. Some will flat out argue and be like “you not going nowhere”
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@8gatesniteguy
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@Son_ImSleep Shorty bought me a $17 parenting book and a picture framed of her (that I took) for Christmas and had the audacity to say she spent more than she wanted too, not even $30 US dollars
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@8gatesniteguy
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@gglenccoco Yup, the damage dudes have done to some of these women is almost irreversible. They be walking around with all this trauma tryna date and heal at the same time like it don’t work that way
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@8gatesniteguy
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@Son_ImSleep Growing up SDA, this has me dying 😂
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@8gatesniteguy
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@Son_ImSleep A took a shorty who had 2 kids on her first date and she was acting like a freed convict smh
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@8gatesniteguy
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@upscalebutta Short & long
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@8gatesniteguy
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@KammyTaughtYou She wasn’t interested in dude in the first place and was bored
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@8gatesniteguy
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@ITGIRL21_ Creating an entire human life out of spite. With a murderer who will likely go to jail leaving you a single mother. But you got your lick back!
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@8gatesniteguy
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@Animesempai0 @DAQUANDSG Everytime! My favorite is the “if you not paying my bills don’t expect sex” logic that then always morphs into “just cuz you paid for it doesn’t mean i owe you anything”
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@8gatesniteguy
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@ColoCryptoPapi @shiestyDreSmitz @gglenccoco Lmfao random act of violence in this hypothetical. We can acknowledge that dudes do do women dirty and vice versa. We tell women to pick better which places blame on them for being mistreated which isn’t a good way to look at things
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@8gatesniteguy
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@haremiark @Randomtwiterus6 @gor3whor33 @verseaumuse Exactly! That’s why original poster getting flamed by everyone
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@8gatesniteguy
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@damnlys Can’t turn an attention seeker into a housewife cuz that attention mean more to them than anything else. That’s why you just have fun with them and keep it moving
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@8gatesniteguy
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@_angenay Energy was completely different from all them other videos, no trash talk or the downplaying of skill. All the videos in a perfect world shoulda looked like this if dudes wasn’t so insecure
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@8gatesniteguy
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@285Slim Women always tryna bully niggas into doing what they want through fear and think that’s an effective strategy. You try to pull the same thing and watch how quickly you get called manipulative and a narcissist
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@8gatesniteguy
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@ysmammri Yal don’t get tired of being this dramatic lmao
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@8gatesniteguy
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@TheeDreadGod How I looked at my boy after he recommended goblin slayer to me with no warning
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@Noorthevirgo Most men just want reciprocation, and want to be certain the time, effort and money they are investing is with the right person. That nonchalant, disingenuous/disinterested way a lot of women are moving these days is a turn off
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@Elon_Thrustt @itsNellzz @Jcanthoop_ Niggas when 6 or below get assaulted
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@8gatesniteguy
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She told her side of the date and never bashed him which he did at all points in his story. She was being playful and his misread it and then went on online being loud and wrong smh
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@8gatesniteguy
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@indollazz Yal got no competitive spirit smh
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@8gatesniteguy
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@jacksaint101 This pretty much sums it up
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@shiestyDreSmitz @gglenccoco They are accountable for healing from it. If someone stabs you, that’s you’re fault?
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@SoualiganAmazon They get past a certain age and be like
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@Son_ImSleep Most they problems be repetitive and avoidable but they be complaining and wanting to vent instead of listening to solutions
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@Jordan__3210 I wish ppl understood how difficult that shot is, and to do it with game on the line nonchalantly is insane
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@ceosonson Try your luck with a dental dam then 😂
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@8gatesniteguy
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@Sheer__Opulence .05 seconds in
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@LeBronFactory This is insane
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@8gatesniteguy
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I been celibate intentionally for a few months and it’s crazy how much you realize sex covers up a lot of incompatibility with people. When it’s nothing physical happening you have to build a pure emotional connection. I like that more honestly
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@8gatesniteguy
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@MobzWorld It’s a nigga reading this like “see?! All women are gold diggers” while having $37.50 to his name 😂
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@8gatesniteguy
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@astromamii_ Couldn’t agree more, and two active parents. Dads gotta be there and not put everything on the mom
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@8gatesniteguy
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@KenHeLive Niggas hate for LeBron need to be studied because it’s crazy
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@8gatesniteguy
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@xHollywoodCourt Women on here:
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@8gatesniteguy
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@BarkyBoogz @NotSoNewlywedPC I had to do a double take Lmao
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@8gatesniteguy
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@TheRealDrePapi I started doing this recently and shit was so lopsided I ain’t even want to continue talking to the person
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@8gatesniteguy
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Seen a shorty go from 500 followers to 12k in 4 days and it was wild to see the arrogance grow in real-time all off one good thirst trap. Can’t compete with that dopamine boost
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Y’all think there has been no mental consequences to having 100+ followers all telling you you look beautiful non stop day in day out? Then transition to one man telling you? Lol ok
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@8gatesniteguy
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@SaucySantana We cool, nonchalant but don’t play about you if we love you. We sometimes come across as hard to read but most of the time we just in our heads. Do us dirty and it will be like you never existed tho lol
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@8gatesniteguy
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You as soon as he finished reordering his following
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Everytime my ex used to follow a new girl he would reorder his following by refollowing all the celebrities to push her to the bottom of the list
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@8gatesniteguy
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@iGoat_7 Man’s said
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@8gatesniteguy
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“Ain’t nothing out here for you niggas but them transaction Jezebels, thank God I got me a good one”
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Niggas get a good woman and start talking down on niggas like a show villain
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@8gatesniteguy
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Larry Bird don’t get enough credit for how good he was
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@8gatesniteguy
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Facts, improving your style, hygiene, getting your money up, working out and eating better and getting focused on your goals goes a long way because they all things within your control
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Women know the exact men they’re willing to chase/pursue. They don’t typically date down so in order to be pursued, you have to check off many boxes or have enough value. If this doesn’t or hasn’t happened to you, improve. You’ll notice the difference
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@BarkyBoogz Facts most of the people in this country read and process information at a 7th- 8thgrade level and it shows
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@GodElJay Cmon man
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@8gatesniteguy
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@LeshaPsaint Women listen to their bitter single friends for dating/relationships advice all the time tho. Its more like how a super model or actress gives dating advice and 5s and 6s try to apply it not realizing their options aren’t the same as a super models
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@Break111710 Got the 2017 pair already, don’t need em
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@joshuaneall Them unannounced FaceTime calls be getting me tight
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@lowkeydeeja_y @Son_ImSleep What’s more disrespectful is we had gotten into an argument cuz she was judging my parenting 2 days before and she still got me that head ass book
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@8gatesniteguy
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I don’t even ask nothing about the past cuz they gon say all the stuff they used to do for they war criminal ex that they not gon do for anyone else cuz he ruined it 😂
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This game is crazy, as you get older niggas did something awful to every single chick you meet, I don’t even be wanting to ask any deep questions
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@ysmammri Don’t group me in with that amateur
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@SincerelyKweenK When you gotta cut off one of your favorite financial burdens 😔😢
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@8gatesniteguy
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@big_business_ We are a very unserious society lmao
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@8gatesniteguy
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@noheauxsdrew Either you die a hero or live long enough to become the villain 😂
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“Applying pressure is paying my bills” 😂😂
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Selling pussy isn’t an insult anymore they call it dating I think
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@ColoCryptoPapi @shiestyDreSmitz @gglenccoco There also has to be accountability on men to treat them better right? We can’t tell women to pick better men when it be easier for men to simply be better. Accountability goes both ways. Men gotta be better and so do women is all I’m saying
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@ysmammri Be a man’s peace?
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@overtime @MikeTyson When one of them accidentally lands
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@yesmaralook SAS after cell spits out them cell JRs
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Travis Kelce watching this like
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Thread 1/2 A letter by #KaylaNicole to Black girls/women.
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@only1_pilar @BarkyBoogz Feel bad for bro cuz what?!
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@moonofceo Someone who really does respect you will try to be upfront as soon as possible because if a guy is wasting your time, he’s wasting his own too. It’s better to be upfront because dragging things on really does make things worse for everyone involved
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@maylynne_ Niggas after receiving a taste of their own medicine
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@imc4ro Woulda broke up with her cuz can’t be with someone that dumb Lmao
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@TheRealDrePapi It’s insane how many women will deadass get offended if you mention condom. I had a shorty ask me why I needed “that”
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@HeavyMuva @Acoustic_Alien @ANT_TheDemon Finding a man that doesn’t stress you out and has habits you can live with solves most of the issues. Sex goes both ways, finding someone that you enjoy having sex with makes it not feel like a chore. So you both save money and can have more disposable income
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@aliyahInterlude How she want her man to be
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Just got my IG hacked I’m so Fucking mad
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@Son_ImSleep Smh they asking what bills you gonna take off they plate and calling you broke the moment you tell them you not doing it 😂
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When the grandchildren find ya OF 20 years from now 😂
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Her grandchildren found her “boudoir” pictures she had taken for grandpa from back in the day 😭😭😭
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Him and his brother leaving the apartment knowing you didn’t get any of this in writing
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Just fucked my landlord and his brother no rent till a year 🤌🏾😌
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Women really do not be eating real food til like 3pm. Running on coffee all day
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@RealLathan Whole song in one meme
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My heart , my lil twin
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Man’s said
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Houston Rockets’ John Wall’s agent, Klutch Sports CEO Rich Paul, has informed the organization that the guard exercised his $47.4 million player option for the 2022-23 season, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium .
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@AllSoul1865 Fascinated how they even begin life with no paperwork, nothing
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@OfficialStedyB Transactional Jezebels
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Happy Father’s Day Black Man! Let’s see some pics of the OG Or some content of you being a pop 🫱🏾‍🫲🏿
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@285Slim I got at least 25-30 women blocked lmao
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@SIR_KOOL_KONG Lmao some women don’t post they got a man simply because they wanna maintain illusion that they still on market in hopes a dude with bigger bag slides in dms , them “my man this, my man that” posts bad for business 😂
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That’s why when they be on here calling niggas broke it’s just projecting
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Chicks are notorious for living outside their means lmao that's why they try to spend everyone else's money
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@chynnathedon @PickleMamaa I couldn’t help myself 😭
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@DamnLeo08 @joshuaneall Idk how they gonna animate this…and when conquest show up…mannn
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@NotSoNewlywedPC @BarkyBoogz I mean it’s still leaking water in on the floor but still pretty impressive
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@prollyhighaf Never wanna end up on that summer jam screen, never the main character
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