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@Noorthevirgo

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miss me? 🩷

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2 years

Plagiarism??? girl i found your whole lesson plan on quizlet

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Parents can spot fake friends but can’t even notice their depressed kids 😭

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Every college student knows the importance of 11:59…

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"you wouldn't last a minute in a call of duty lobby" ok you wouldn't last a minute inside a woman

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1 year

can we normalize arguing with little kids they’re so rude 😭

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I hate when teachers put "?" on graded work, cause idk what's going on either

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i deleted your city off of my weather app

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Can we normalize being quiet in the morning

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Can we normalize not loving family members

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Parents are like "you should be grateful I only traumatized you half as much as MY parents did to me"🤦🏻‍♀️

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So tomorrow is Monday again? I can't keep living like this.

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Therapist: what do we say when our actions have upset someone? Me: Hoes mad Therapist: no

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2 years

notice how we say "man" whenever we're disappointed

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2 years

Boys be like “I hate seeing you cry” and then make you cry

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2 years

Not commenting on your girls stuff is weird I want my man barking in my comments

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1 year

I went from a “straight A” student to a “as long as I pass" student

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2 years

Me as a therapist: omg same

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2 years

Do you really think a boy who uses discord is gonna make you happy

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2 years

Imma start telling guys “I know a spot” and then drop them off at a therapist

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2 years

He hasn’t texted me in 4 hrs wonder what position they in

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2 years

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package otw

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Men be like “you’ve been different ever since I disrespected you”

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2 years

You know you're traumatized when a guy treats u right and u think it's a joke

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1 year

the feminine urge to buy random shit and call it self care

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1 year

that “fuck the charger” sleep be HIITTIINGGGG

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2 years

My tik tok isn’t “for you” anymore it’s “this you?”

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2 years

I hate texting just come live with me

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TWITTER ADDED PROFILE VIEWS???? Im finished 😭

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2 years

having a crush on someone is so humiliating like y r u making me shy bro

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2 years

TWITTER HAS AN EDIT BUTTON????

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4 months

true love.

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2 years

Every year I realize how stupid I was a year ago

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2 years

9 months into 2022 and I’ve probably enjoyed a total of 4 days

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1 year

Can we normalize ignoring people until you're in a good mood.

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2 years

“No man wants a woman who…” we don’t care lol

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1 year

my therapist: how are u? me: im ok how are u?

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2 years

Being rich would literally fix 90% of my problems

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2 years

I just can’t be having kids they too permanent I like to cut ppl off

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girls do weird shit when they have a crush like girl why are u downloading twitch 😭

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2 years

iMessage needs a “sent with attitude” feature

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2 years

I do not do bugs. You can literally rob me with a roach

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1 year

If l'm ever in a coma pls put vaseline on my lips

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1 year

i love making men giggle. like was that funny babygirl…

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2 years

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your picture

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if a man tells a joke and it's funny i'll wait until i get home to laugh

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Nobody gives me butterflies anymore yall just give me anger issues

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Instagram needs a feature where we can add pictures on highlights without posting it on story

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“Are you okay?” No my stomach always hurts

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2 years

If astrology isn’t real then why is every man born between January and December evil?

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College ain’t for everybody…but imma force it to be for me 😭

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the feminine urge to say "it's okay" when nothing is ok

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2 years

Fuck a breakup, you ever finished a Netflix series you loved

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1 year

we should start tweeting like victorious

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2 years

I hate bad kids with moms that don’t do anything like pepper spray it wtf 😭

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2 years

Men’s perfume lasts longer than their promises

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Men be like "I'm different" then be a different type of disappointment

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9 months

y’all remember when mariah carey sued her ex for wasting her time and won 😭😭😭😭

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2 years

Being a sleepy person with a busy life is so hard

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2 years

I submit one assignment and feel like I deserve the degree 😭

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2 years

If I say “im hungry” we got about 27 minutes until I’m a different person

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1 year

I either reply in 0.2 secs, 30-40 mins, or 3-5 business days

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2 years

I be like “goodmorningg”then go back to sleep 5 times

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he said “communication is key” then communicated with 20 other women

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Men be like “you’re sooo toxic for telling everyone what I did to you”

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Weird shit turn me off like why u following Steve Harvey on Instagram

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2 years

Im sorry I bullied you I was trying to flirt

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2 years

Im honestly impressed on how ugly I’m willing to look in public these days

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1 year

U clean ur room and suddenly anything is possible

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2 years

boys shorter than 5'10 be cool asf like you know what tinkerbell i kinda like u

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2 years

Boys who dont talk be cool asf, like you know what ferb i kinda like you 😭

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1 year

my parents were so strict if i had fun yesterday i couldn’t have fun tomorrow

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1 year

why do men be sad over relationships they ruined?

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2 years

Want a bf so I can take pics of him all the time like a mom

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2 years

If I ever go missing and y’all put my weight on the missing poster I’m not coming back

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5 months

that boy cheating so hard

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5 months

is this too much to ask for?

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2 years

A calm boyfriend 🤝 a dramatic girlfriend go so well together

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If he really wanted you he would teleport

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If she texts you “I’m drunk” you her favorite

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1 month

hurting men's feelings by saying what they did

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2 years

Missionary so I can ask him about the girl who followed him 20 mins ago

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2 years

I’m afraid to go to therapy cause what if they fix me and I lose my funny

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1 year

I want whatever the people who run at 6am have

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2 years

I have horrible taste in men, if I have ever liked you please work on yourself

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sza knew i was tired of men so she’s dropping an album she’s so considerate fr

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2 years

Therapists should give you a discount if you make them laugh in session

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The feminine urge to ask him if he still likes me every 2 minutes

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Life hack: you can’t be sad if you’re asleep

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I suck at Christmas shopping. I be like "wow this is sooo cute.......... for me"

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Some days I wake up a baddie and some days I wake up a little saddie

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2 years

“I miss you” send me a video of you crying rn

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3 months

It's not a Sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

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2 years

“My girl bestfr-” have fun with her

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1 year

if ur man isnt obsessed with u get a new one

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Men be like “yeah my love language is manipulation”

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all men are liars just pick the tall one and move on

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2 years

Kanye be doing what the voices in my head tell me to do

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boys don't wear cologne anymore they're out here smelling like weed and disappointment

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3 months

???

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2 years

I give mental health advice like I ain’t going crazy every 3 days

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Not arguing with a man with a fat ass, whatever you say cake boss.

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