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Layminator

@1ayminator

5 months

Me promising my girl I won’t do blow with the boys (I will)

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Layminator

@1ayminator

2 months

If this interview goes well, the next person to ratio me is going to wake up with 50k in debt and have a credit score of 4

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Layminator

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6 days

It’s such a piss a trail home from the bar type of night

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5 months

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Who’s Taylor swift for men

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Layminator

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5 months

No thoughts, just Sydney Sweeney

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Layminator

@1ayminator

5 months

“What would you do if you were Sydney Sweeney for a day” Me:

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Layminator

@1ayminator

4 months

When my buddy dumps bag at 4:87 am (I paid for none of it)

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@1ayminator

6 months

Me and the boys when the bag guy answers at 4:87 am

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Layminator

@1ayminator

4 months

It’s called the golden hour. Look it up

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@1ayminator

5 months

“Miss the gentleman at the end of the bar sent you this drink” Me at the end of the bar:

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Layminator

@1ayminator

4 months

When my buddy asks me if I’m down to get a bag

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5 months

Me 12 beers deep staring at my coke dealers kid after puking in his toy dump truck

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7 months

“Hey my buddy over there in the corner thinks you’re really cute” Me in the corner

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7 months

Insert your own caption. (Photo courtesy of the Memphis football FB page).

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6 months

Such a this guy type of night

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4 months

It’s such a get drunk and apply to be a special Olympian type of night

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7 days

The moment the first beer touches my lips tonight

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6 months

Rate the Thanksgiving plate

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Layminator

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7 months

So apparently the limit on the amount of times you can ask Bing photo generator to make a picture of Alba and Breckie Hill scissoring is 16 before you get banned. Let me know if anyone has better results

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6 months

When you get to the bars and the boys already ripped through the bag

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6 months

Been a tough season for Caleb Williams…

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8 months

@barstoolsports Guy like me is just coming back every two minutes

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4 months

@iamferschnicket Handicapped stall, keeping a retarded cripple from emptying his gross stomach bag

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5 months

@BTazy I did blow in your bathroom then took a shit in your bathtub

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6 months

Yeah sure I’ll tap in from the grow why not

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9 months

@71Elvis77 @RyanEvansESPN Women understanding sarcasm challenge: impossible

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@RMcElhenney Didn’t you pull 5 episodes from streaming services because it offended people and then you dedicated a whole episode apologizing for said episodes??

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@1ayminator

5 months

This guy just asked me for ten 30mg Adderalls

MLFootball

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5 months

Trending: #49ers QB Brock Purdy’s outfit.

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6 months

@meangirlpod @Justalexbennett You 10000% cheated on him. Most likely with someone that looks like @BarstoolMintzy

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@1ayminator

5 months

Doctors appointment stats Weight: 170 Height: 5 11’ (was around 6 2’ before Covid) Voluntary prostate exam: ✅ Testicular cancer: ✅ Number of topics I couldn’t get to bc the nurse was too attractive and I got nervous: 3

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6 months

Just had to get back in the shower bc I forgot to piss while I was in there

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Me 30 minutes after the 7th beer touches my lips tonight

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8 months

@BurnerWjp @barstoolsports “This girl smells like shit”

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7 months

All the Muslim countries fucking with the Jews every once in a while is their way of Tapping In

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@1ayminator

7 months

Book mark this and come back to it after the Logan Paul Dillion Dannis fight is a 30 minute tummy stick match

Barstool Sports

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7 months

Oh baby we got a BANGER in the AHL. THESE TWO ARE THROWING HAYMAKERS @spittinchiclets

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7 months

@meangirlpod Totally get it. I had my guys approach the NHL but I ended up wanting to build my own thing as well

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6 months

@meangirlpod Out of all the people that shouldn’t bet on themselves, you two are top of the list

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6 months

Leftovers hit so much better

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5 months

@SouthernandFat Ever come across this beast?

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“Sir he’s been kicked out of his second bar before midnight”

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4 months

Me attempting to bring a female any type of stimulation with my fingers

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4 months

This is what I imagine Sydney Sweeney squirt tastes like

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4 months

The juice of Ehime Jelly oranges. A hybrid of oranges and tangerines originating in Japan, coated with Kaolin, a clay-based powder sprayed on fruit trees for sunburn and insect protection.

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8 months

@IanKennedyCK I love how the only person that tweets about womens hockey is patting himself on the back for his own coverage of women’s hockey

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4 months

I Confronted my Noisy Neighbor and Brokered a Deal Never Done Before

I Confronted my Noisy Neighbor and Brokered a Deal Never Done Before

I live in a high rise in Chicago (is that good?). With the nice view also comes a 60 year old retired neighbor that LOVES playing his base guitar at 7 in the morning. Every morning, never misses a …

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“If you don’t think she fine you must be gay or sum shiii”

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7 months

@burnafterpod_ @ReportsByWari0 @BurnerWjp Can’t wait for tonight @ReportsByWari0

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@1ayminator

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Meeting my dealer behind the bar in the trees so my gf won’t see my spending her bday money on a bag

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4 months

GF just made dinner! How’d she do?

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6 months

@AJ_F612 Your pfp is literally your tits

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6 months

@darrenrovell Where in your display case does this go? Next to the Rosa Parks signed rookie card?

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1 month

POV: You just killed a family of four in New York

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NYC plans to build world’s tallest prison, a 40-story “Jailscraper,” to house 1,000 inmates. Follow: @AFpost

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@AtticusSmith14 Mind sending me Tiffany’s number if things don’t work out?

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7 months

Woke up with no toilet paper or paper towels. Time to get creative

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9 months

Get at me when you can roll a 3 and a half inch joint

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@KnicksMuse @Statholesports Only Knicks fans would call winning one series a ”LEGENDARY playoff run”

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Me acting just as surprised as my buddies when they see the bag we bought an hour ago is completely gone

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Carolina scores twice in 20 seconds to storm back and take 4-3 lead. Frankie Borelli absolutely dumbfounded. I can't stop watching.

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7 months

Documenting the dumbest things I hear the EPSN commentators say while calling an NHL game this year. Just heard “I don’t understand why the goalies stop the puck behind the net, why do they do that?” can’t wait for more in depth analysis!

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6 months

Don’t you just hate when losing a 10$ parlay leads to having to buy a new 80$ door, 10 days before you move out

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4 months

Taking off my pants after 6 Cheesy Gordita Crunches

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@McCainDust @BurnerWjp @PartyChatTakes @JGallant789 @craigberubes @ReportsByWari0 @drunkyotes @michaelhunt1995 @AtticusSmith14 @DanFlashes99 @russiangas17 @ripmycuzryan @BucketHead690 @TedwardBadger @andreikostitzyn @toshiyosh1 You’ve got “soon to be father” in your bio like your dumbass wife isn’t going to have a miscarriage😂

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Donald J. Trump

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ISIS has a new leader. We know exactly who he is!

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Got a Tee time with the girlfriend’s dad today. Been breaking this bad boy in all week in preparation

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@RoninSportsTalk @barstoolsports I know, I should’ve worn the red bandana in my profile pic. Blue looks absolutely ridiculous

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10 months

Me and the boys on the way to the handicap stall

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6 months

“Man I don’t even know how we got home last night” How we got home last night:

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“Sir you don’t get it I’m like really self conscious about my driving I can’t drive without at least 5 beers to ease the edge off” Cop: Last chance out of the car now

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I just went here and there wasn’t a dude in sight

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7 months

The NHL Scheduled Another Outdoor Game Today and Told no one…Again

So apparently, there is another outdoor game today, the Heritage Classic. The NHL told absolutely no one. I haven’t seen a single ad, commercial, or promotional post. The only reason I knew about i…

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The last hope for women comedians is if Shane Gillis passes his genes down to a daughter.

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They should have a baby

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6 months

Anyone want lefties on the food outside the Chicago police department for the migrants/homeless??

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8 months

I wrote a great blog about why I love the Mean Girls and then they got fired. I am their kryptonite. Still an amazing a lunchtime shitter read

Embrace Debate: I love the Mean Girls

The internet needs its villains. Whether it’s the Paul brothers, the Tate brothers, Nancy Pelosi, and even in some circles, Anne Franke..We all need that punching bag. You how much it would suck if…

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@crazyclipsonly I’d be stroking my shit so hard in that cage

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If someone could loan me 30k I have an insane investment opportunity

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Who will be on the Epstein List? Latest odds 👉

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Boys, the liberals have won the battle today. But we will win the war

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🇬🇧 King Charles Confirms UK’s Smoking Ban 🚬 The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Rishi Sunak, has introduced new legislation which means that nobody born after January 2009 will EVER legally be able to buy cigarettes. This news was confirmed by the king. Thoughts?

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This girl just unmatched me on tinder after I told her I secretly hope for another 9/11 when I see planes getting real low. She must just hate fun

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@RudyJUULianiV2 Well they werent speaking English so I’m guessing it’s the latter

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What the witching hour did to me

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They call me Johnny apple the way I’m spreading my seed

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Not a single person is allowed to say “their just kids” when I’m mother fucking them up and down the field when my bets aren’t hitting anymore. 600,000 for one season at college is crazy

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🚨 | BREAKING: Texas A&M just broke the bank for the Best Defensive End in the Transfer Portal 💸 Nic Scourton entered the Portal last week before finally committing today. He led the ENTIRE Big Ten in sacks at Purdue last season, so it was unclear why he would choose to

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Top from this chick would go crazy

Collin Rugg

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NEW: Chris Cuomo can’t hold in his laughter while interviewing a girl with Tourette syndrome who tells him to “f*** off.” “Go f*** yourself, Chris a** bunny, old biscuit fat a**,” she said during the interview which caused Cuomo to laugh. “I obviously go to the gym and I wear

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7 months

UMass at 65-1 is Crazy value. 12 Draft picks on that team most being returning players

Circa Sports

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7 months

College Hockey 🏒🏆 National Champion For app limits by team check the College Hockey Yes/No menu on the @CircaSports app.

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#NewProfilePic

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@meangirlpod @Justalexbennett This might be your only video that gets more likes than comments

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7 months

In protest of letting us get to so many consecutive Fridays the libs are now attempting to take college football from us. Do you see the ramifications of Biden now

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The USC vs Cal game is delayed due to a protest at the 50-yard line

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Can I say the N word yet

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You must be an autistic kid letting their parent crack an egg on their face if you think I’m letting you hit Me:

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The latest TikTok trend is just hurting your child?

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Just opened up my requests on IG. I don’t know who this person is but they know everything about me

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The Story of When Tim Allen got Arrested with 650 grams of Cocaine

Tim the Tool Man was at one point, Tim the bag man. It turns out we have A LOT more in common with TVs favorite dad. To make ends meet in college, the tool man ended up selling a little bit of the …

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If this is what the Navy defense looks like, we should be way more worried about China

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Bring your own slushie cup at 7/11 today and I’m torn between the two

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@meangirlpod The way you guys speak as if the whole world is waiting on the edge of their seats to hear what you have to say. Not a single sentence is thought out. You just start talking and hope you find something along the way that will make people pity you

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@FatRatCowboy This is basically my tik tok fyp

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@meangirlpod @Justalexbennett Imagine being so delusional you gave up a billionaire husband to work with ole grease face

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Flexing a bucket of chips and sour patch kids as a birthday present is crazy

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Do your dance, Birthday Barbie! @Reese10Angel | #skytown

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Maybe not spending all your money on hormone replacement therapy and dildos to fuck your husband with would be a good start

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🔊 ... two income household can't afford groceries. "my husband and I have come to the realization we can't afford groceries right now. We have two incomes and we can't afford to eat. I guess that means we won't have to wash dishes, because our dishwasher has been broken also