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2 months
How I look at my boy when I’m 12 beers deep and he pulls out the bag
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1 year
Me to the stupid Fuck @heatdaddy69420 when he’s disloyal to the Oil
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10 months
I know the whole Micheal Oher situation is pretty fucked, but let’s not forget how badly I want to give it to Sandra Bullock with that blonde hair
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11 months
What are the odds Breckie Hill can read
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5 months
@RudyJUULianiV2 My employers are about to have a field day
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1 year
@heatdaddy69420 Sportsnet is a joke Heater. Bieksa can’t make a joke without worrying about the electric chair
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2 months
@Youhappentohear Why did I vote
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2 months
Just got into a screaming match with my old girl via Snapchat video call inside a subway that’s attached to an Enterprise rent-a-car
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7 months
You’d think we live in affordable housing the way my dad turns the lights off around the house. I’m running into walls. Seriously, are we worried about the electricity bill? There is a Cadillac in our drive way
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5 months
@dalter @BodogCA I had a good week too, can I play for the Maple Leafs?
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7 months
@Sophhcx_ I have mommy issues
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1 year
Busted knees and broken backs. From BC to Oklahoma, down wind to the apple flying up to the six. Follow the sun and let the rest figure itself out. The wait is over. A wise man once told me it’s all about the friends you make along the way. Get onboard fellas, summers here.
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1 year
Floor beef
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4 months
@heatdaddy69420 Preservation of data and testing.
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8 months
@fatjew53 Most of us can’t read
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6 months
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11 months
Me walking around my kitchen when I fuck around with the Sunday bag
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10 months
@BertGoochland Wasn’t familiar with your game
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11 months
Soloing breakfast before the Friday fight, haters are rolling around in mud
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10 months
@TheNasher61 Make-a-Wish kid
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7 months
Show them my hockey card collection
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These two walk into your elevator What’s your opener?
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1 year
Taylor Swift definitely uses teeth
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2 years
@spittinchiclets @RGTbetting Grabbing a 73 Arizona Coyotes jersey this morning.
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10 months
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1 year
Dog you are a grown man with a statue of William Nylander in your leaf cave. Be fucking fr
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🍻Kurtis From Alberta🇨🇦
1 year
I’m done! Done with the hate,the insults & the horrible online bullying. Unfortunately This has become normalized as just “trolling” and it’s not ok! Just because you’re behind a keyboard doesn’t give you the right to tear others down. Beyond hockey or the Leafs, just be better
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6 months
Just told my boss to promote me or I’m leaving 👍
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1 year
Girls? Fighting on the TL My boys? Swapping meat in the DM’s
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1 year
There’s a middle aged dude at my gym who’s suited up in a Minnesota Twins jersey, grey sweats, and tapes his wrists like he’s about to pinch hit with a man on third for the World Series. I respect him more than my own father
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1 year
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1 year
Sorry Jeezy, this time Sunday’s mine. Zach Bryan in t-minus soon. Sucking straws. Pina C’s and snakes. Pronger never liked Buff, but I like em busty. 25 to go fellas don’t lose that cat in the jungle. Saddle up
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5 months
I’m not a good person
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11 months
All ya need is a 6 pack,a rotisserie chicken and the fellas
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6 months
I must live in a certain way.
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1 year
Changin ain’t always easy. Some run some hide, but really there’s no terror in the bang, just the anticipation of it. Personally I like to stand face to face. Like 71’ MSG get your gloves on for the fight of the fuckin century. Tomorrow we shift to our season. Fellas now we gooo
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2 years
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2 months
I can’t wait to abuse a bottle of red put my hands down my pants and watch Western conference hockey tonight
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17 days
@honkey_talks Get out while you can brother
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5 months
Going to drink at a Boston Pizza by myself, can’t decide if this is an all time low or high
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1 year
Room mate slept with a chick who shattered her ex boyfriends knee caps with a golf club
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8 months
Can you pass me the camoflauge mud jug kitten?
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9 months
Spilled hot sauce on my shirt before monthly meeting with the VP
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1 year
A Sunday treat, dip of the day @drunkyotes @leipsicbrendan1
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1 year
Cmon it’s Mother’s Day let me put one in you
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8 months
12 PM - Depart from home base 4:05 PM - Arrive in Windsor, Ontario 6:00 PM - Finish small meal, 7 Coors Lights, 2 shots jame-o 7:00 PM - Pre game beer. I’m wasted. O’Canadas on I can’t stand up 7:35 PM - Massive line in the bathroom. 2 tall boys. 8:05 PM - Windsor Melee
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1 year
The train is leaving the station. On or off. Like Vanek dancing in those red Sabres jersey. If your sitting in Section 107 Row 5, your invited to my buddies after. 26 smiles. Don’t be afraid of the dark ladies
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2 years
Silly Sunday (I love being white)
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1 year
Vancouver isn’t a real place. There’s a baby walking around this diner and everyone’s just fist bumping him
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1 year
I only Snapchat big girls.
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7 months
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9 months
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1 year
Holed out for eagle from 115 if anyone cares
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8 months
Looking at the single mother working the Tim’s drive thru after I circle back around because they made my coffee wrong
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1 year
Room mate invited his gf’s friends over for a wine night. This is 9/11
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6 months
Gm
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1 year
Surfing ain’t always easy with the waves in your face. Like trout swimming up stream. Last time she was in the building the Russian bear tallied his first, but tonight’s for nine. With 8 to go, ain’t no better time to be great. Fellasssssss shall we ?
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7 months
@princesspaigg I want the left one to squeeze all the juice out of me
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1 year
To: @DikeHunt From: @LGaytz , Chief P.S. Hope you enjoyed the city
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9 months
Me racked in my university bedroom at 4:76 AM
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Piss Jugman is here until 6pm today to teach truckers proper pee disposal. Jugman is "pissed" at all the jugs he's found laying in the parking lot. "Urine trouble" if you don't dispose properly. Kids can get their picture taken with Piss Jugman for only $5 from 4-6pm today
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2 years
No can do boss. Gotta study Kaprizov and Zuccarello zone entries today.
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8 months
Babe get your hands off me, Kuch is doing magic tricks on the half wall again
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8 months
@MikeGrinnell_ You’re not on the team lil bro
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8 months
Made my first 9/11 joke in the office
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2 years
Chick I used to fuck behind me in line at Tim’s alert
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4 months
@leipsicsburner 8 SZN. I want Kodak Black flashing guns at the KC bench
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1 year
Stuck on the highway heading west. Flashbacks to 5 game playoff runs. Just tough. Stiff. Like a Kovalev Warrior Alpha. 105 flex only Popeye can operate. Better late than nevaaaa felllasssssss. AK27 days, and we ride at dawn
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4 months
Why is Reba singing the national anthem? I think I’d hit though
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9 months
When you’re the first white boy she let’s hit !
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7 months
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10 months
No babe I get your head hurts, I’m just saying it might help to eat something other than Acai smoothie and Vyvanse
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1 year
Call her a Semtex cause that thing sticky
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1 year
@BR_OpenIce When Kariya opened up mail from Mr.Stevens and had a quick nap at the blue line
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2 years
Picking out birthday cards with the chick who’s cheating on her boyfriend with me alert
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@CarlosLeeburner 3 star recruits with felonies on the way
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8 months
Just sucked back the crumbs from a pringles can in the middle of the office
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2 years
she said that pussy mine I said we finna sell it
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9 months
When I was a kid, I used to look up to teachers. Now they suck dick in the back of my car
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4 months
Last Friday I had to go pee and this girl I just met followed me in there and wouldn’t leave so I had to pee while she watched and it took me a while but I eventually started peeing but my dick started to get hard so I peed on the floor a little but she said my penis looked nice
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1 year
Trying not to text her because I’m playing the long game
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2 years
So much ass at 8:30 what’s going on here
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1 year
From the back
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1 year
Handshakes for @LGaytz cause he finally had sex
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2 years
Sue me
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2 years
College breakfast (I have such hockey legs)
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2 years
Me and @russiangas17 on our way to get bag (cocaine) from the sketchy neighbour two streets over (it’s definitely cut with meth)
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2 months
Afraid to text that girl? Take some notes on consistency
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6 months
@drew_peacock91 Parlaying a clean apartment with learning a new chess opening at -150
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8 months
@DaveMcNamee3000 I know she hates him
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6 months
Almost had him 78
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The Peterka to Quinn connection is alive and well.
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6 months
You? Sitting at work Me? Standing on business
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8 months
@jpolly22 If I ever catch you at a Canlan arena I’m cold cocking you
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2 years
Things I love 1. Getting Jackie moon baked when I’m hungover 2. Brunette chicks who dye their hair blonde 3. Iced tea
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2 years
Is anyone listening to the conversation Leah Hextall just had? This is a national broadcast and she doesn’t know the rules of the game. Someone JFK me holy fuck
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