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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

I am the Thorax and I speak for the bronchial trees

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 months

Apparently guests came over to celebrate my matching into resdiency and my mom is entertaining them with champagne and cake. Reader, I dont live at home…. I’m not THERE. They’re celebrating for me without me

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

Ive been a med student for like 2 years now and still don’t know what maculopapular means. I see it and go “ok sure” and move to the next word.

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

1 year

You’re telling me Fomepizole Aripiprazole Omeprazole And Ketoconazole ALL DO DIFFERENT THINGS? AND I HAVE TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE?

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

Please dont confuse your GOOGLE SEARCH for the LECTURES that I RAN OUT OF TIME on and DIDNT WATCH

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

There are an uncomfortable amount of EM doctors on this app that absolutely LOVE criticizing people for reasons they go to the emergency room.

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

18 days

Took a quick nap some time during Step studying and woke up a DOCTOR!

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

1 month

Came across this Tiktok med twitter needs to see: they did that “count how many times the ball was passed, did you see the gorilla?” Test with RADIOLOGISTS and the results are great.

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

Wtf is MedTwitter for if I can’t dm surgeons to teach me fluid resuscitation and the use of lactated ringers vs saline vs dextrose vs albumin vs mannitol?

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

1 year

I have to present in class today and the word “Digoxin” is in the presentation. Dearest reader, i don’t know how to pronounce this word

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 months

I did it! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

I’m on call tomorrow (cuz med students take 27 hour call) and i have to figure out how to use a pager. Please don’t laugh at me, old people

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

Someone told my mom to “move your fat ass” so she looked at her and went “you’re ugly” and then CALLS ME ON THE PHONE and goes “chris theres this ugly lady here at the grocery store. Shes just so ugly and she called me fat. Anyway what do we need for Christmas dinner”

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

My mom: you’re hot, you’re a doctor, all the hot girls will want you Me: yeah mom I’m becoming a doctor to get all the hot women. That’s my master plan all along

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

Not me having to explain that virginity is a madeup concept and that gynecologists cannot take one’s virginity through an exam 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ I’m not ready to have these convos. What specialty do i go into to not have these convos

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

I PASSED CARDIO!!!!! I’m officially an M2

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

@hankgreen If everyone goes to Hank Green with scientific inquiries who does Hank Green go to?

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 months

@alexandertyler Theyre about to be proud of me when i fight them for having champagne and cake without me 😡

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

Life has put me through the absolute wringer from the literal day I committed to med school till now. I pushed back step a couple times, ended up delaying my first rotation to take a second dedicated period. It’s been rough. Today I found out that despite it all I PASSED STEP 1

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

People really want COLLEGES to remove vaccine mandates??? COLLEGES? UNIVERSITIES? Do you KNOW how many pathogens I’ve learned about so far that are “usually prevalent in college/military aged people due to crowded living conditions”

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

4 months

@jtrebach Well if you have a higher mitochondria count you become a jedi. At least I think thats how it works in star wars

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

1 year

*completely skipping over half the vignette, which happens to include the crucial line needed to answer the question right* *gets question wrong* Me:

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 months

Y’all i have a JOB???? Someone wants me to be one of their DOCTORS??????? I’m in utter shock

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

@ThomasHulsMD Venting is great. Putting frustrations on laypeople tryna navigate a flawed system with limited knowledge while in various states of distress is gross.

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

8 months

Today I found out you can place your apple watch against your chest or abdomen and use its ECG feature as makeshift precordial leads. Article below talks about its possible use for MI detection.

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

1 year

Which specialty likes people who are humans first then doctors? Because let me tell you, I love medicine with all my heart and I’m gonna be honored to be someone’s doctor one day. But I am a person with interests and hobbies and a personality outside of medicine first & foremost

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

8 months

Shoutout to the med school interviewer (where i go now :) ) who fixed my tie in front of all the other interviewees and then scolded the people who chuckled

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 months

@PsychDocStL I think this would be a lot better if ~I~ had champagne and cake

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

@LadyDoctorSays Not paying taxes

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

@jtrebach His mom’s a ninja. She moves around the house in silence and when she opened the door it scared him to death. No i am not speaking from experience of my mother silently turning corners in the house and scaring my soul out of my body

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

@marklewismd Looks like a normal Tuesday when anxiety and 2020 collide

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

11 months

@joshmcgoo You can google clinical knowledge, you can’t google being a good person

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

@QueenMD2024 Definitely resilience! And definitely because it’s not used to mean “good job for not losing your mind during these wacky times” but “you are expected be performing perfectly even though the world around you is falling apart, and if you’re not its no one’s fault but your own”

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

@Neurofourier Aah nothing quite like chiseling away at the sacrum to get rid of that chronic headache

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

In the OSCE like: You can have a little unprofessionalism, as a treat

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

@Jmw8325 Its satire. Just jokes. I am in fact not dating nurses nor am i saving lives just yet

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

@londyloo While we’re talking about reasons people are anonymous lets normalize that no one truly needs a reason. This is in fact the internet and medtwitter is at its core hashtag. There’s no membership dues and little rules, and no one has a right to people’s identities.

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 months

I matched Internal Medicine at Corewell Health Lakeland!

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

@LadyGrahamSC1 “This patient is screaming at staff about wait times” is entirely different from “X symptom isn’t a reason to go to the emergency room. Stop using our resources like that” My tweet was about the latter not against venting about verbal abuse

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

Posting this #MTTTT because although I may not have the perfect body type, I absolutely love myself. And I’m a total hottie. Plus I just got done at the beach so I gotta post sexy beach pics

Diet Black Pre ??? and 1,986 others

@DietBlackPreMed

3 years

Good morning, good morning! How are we all doing today? We’re kicking off #MTTTT earlier in the AM than usual, because I wanna see your beautiful selves all day long! You know the deal! Drop your pics! Ones where you feel, beautiful, powerful, happy, and/or head-turning! ❤️🥵

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

@jtrebach I’m glad i got to see this just as i spent 10 minutes on a HUNT for how chloride concentration affects acid status. So i just wanna posit that chloride is definitely one of the mean girl ions

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

@BadMedicalTakes Tell me your child hates you without telling me your child hates you

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

1 year

@TraumaSoapBoxes Its only febreeelay if it comes from the febrile region of France. Otherwise its just sparkling hyperthermia

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

1 month

@trpender Anything is possible when one’s knowledge of medicine begins and ends at their twitterfingers

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

1 month

Muting this account after this but its funny that this showed up on my feed. May I present the bullying in question:

RNSuperHero

@RNSuperHero

1 month

Me. Vents about a very specific and frustrating situation. Twitter doctors “NURSES ARE IDIOTS. YOU DUMB ASS. We can do anything we want whenever we want and it’s always right and you know nothing!” Y’all are fucking bullies

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

@JeanyNABottle1 Miss Diagnosis. I don’t care that its low hanging fruit

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

1 year

@DrSomedayMaybe Im so confused as to why her anger and readiness to cuss out a “very green very respectful resident” who “was raised on the indian subcontinent” was a necessary part in this story.

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

1 month

Wanting to take meds like Ozempic solely for weight loss (SAFELY) is valid and medical professionals who place their (valid) frustrations about medicine shortages on those people highlight how society doesn’t care about fat people until after they become a wt loss success story

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@EM_RESUS

2 months

What’s your unpopular medical opinion that would land you in this position? Drop it in this thread

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

1 year

@DrCanuckMD Counterpoint (to his tweet, from someone who just got out of 3rd year): if you think third year is a vacation, you’re spending your entire shift doing the bare minimum in terms of patient interaction and maximum UW questions. I love clinic work but going from thinking in terms of

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

10 months

4th year is actually wild. What do you mean I get to go on rotation, learn, come home, and not do Uworld?

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

I found a magnet for @ChaseTMAnderson

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

It’s my birthday! Let them eat cake or something

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

17 days

A collection of the graduation pics my sister took for me: 🧵

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

I know prion diseases are 1 in a million (literally) chance but damn if it isnt scary knowing that you can eat some bad meat (or brains), undergo neurosurgery, or sometimes just get the short end of the stick and end up with a fatal neurodegenerative disease

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

I actually can’t imagine opening up twitter, finding the accounts of PDs where i applied for residency and being all in their replies like “wow you got so many applicants! I wish and pray that i have the honor and privilege of your genius eyes feasting my app”

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

20 days

Julius received his honorary MD degree yesterday

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

@ReinertsonDavid There’s a myriad of system based issues that lead to patients seeking ER care for mild symptoms. Im just saying putting the blame on the patient and not the system is harmful

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

Not gonna post screenshots or anything but if you’re using the words “med twitter mob” and what you mean by that is “Black medical professionals/trainees who are upset about something that disproportionately affects them” maybe you should rethink your values.

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 months

Shoutout to the *redacted specialty* doctor who heard my panicked voice over the phone calling my first consult ever on a patient i picked up at shift change and gave me tips on how to present. Then saw me in person and was like “i could tell you’re nervous i just wanted to help”

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

@marklewismd She just casually place an NG tube in you at home? What a badass!

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

People really need to go to therapy, talk their issues out with a professional and do that little technique where they draft an email to someone they’re upset with and delete it because a lot of people just come on here, hit that send button and end up looking worryingly unhinged

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

@nursekelsey With all I’ve been through the last 14 months I actually don’t think there are words enough to prepare past me at all

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

10 months

I DID THAT!

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

1 year

@OGdukeneurosurg Dude’s so brave he has 2 backbones

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

“Very hot tea can give you squamous cell carcinoma of the esophagus” Man why does EVERYTHING have the ability to kill you slowly?????

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

Is it odd to sit down at a little diner by yourself and pull out a book to read while having lunch? I’m debating doing it/most likely am gonna do it but it does feel a little weird

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

New Year’s kiss as a single 20 something year old med student

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

5 years

My MCAT score came in today and I guess you could say I did pretty well. 519, 97 percentile

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

@the_rbf @ThomasHulsMD Here’s a thought, venting in a way that puts all the blame on a patient on a public platform which your patients also use is harmful.

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

This isn’t a “follow friday 🤪” but I’d like to come on here and publicly thank people like @DietBlackPreMed @itsmetheHBIC @NursePatMacRN @ShrimpBrokkoli @rsjmanuel @temafudge @Dr_amoytheemd @madblqscientist who consistently call in/out people who exhibit harmful behavior

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

@marklewismd I didnt even learn how to treat COVID in medical school. And that was 7 weeks ago

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

@DrLongissimus Why does the brain have a receding hairline

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

@lopo6587 @LadyGrahamSC1 Your patients are on twitter. That patient who came in for cough that you decide to vent about could see it and easily create doubt in their minds about what constitutes an emergency and then not come in later when they need to. I love blaming the system, but patients aren’t it.

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

@MDaware He really said “Anything can happen when you just lie”

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

Im just sayin, I personally don’t trust doctors who are against student loan forgiveness for the reason of “I suffered, they should too”. Medicine is built on the idea of “someone somewhere suffered. How do we make sure others don’t in the future”

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

1 year

@orneryscientist Its almost as if its reasonable for people with NO MEDICAL KNOWLEDGE at the EMERGENCY ROOM to be anxious about getting a handful of vials of blood drawn without it being a personal attack on the physician’s ego

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

@Anotheranonms You do not understand it correctly. I saw a ridiculous tweet posted. I tweeted my own slightly more ridiculous tweet of the same post. In no way did I degrade, threaten, or otherwise harm him as a person. There was no cyberbullying involved. I am disappointed in you that you felt

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

I’ve got some stuff goin on tonight and felt like looking nice so here’s a picture. Tell me I’m pretty

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

1 year

@DrCanuckMD “Lets answer this question right” to “this is a complex patient who I need to decide treatment plan for and manage a bunch of medical conditions” is mentally exhausting. Its not even a bad thing, it just IS.

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

The best thing about social media is that you can always tell who gets their dating advice from the real world and who gets it from those alpha male pickup artist videos/websites/forums

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

This was from my interview for the med school I’m at today. Yes i interviewed in a vibrant blue suit and bright red tie. Yes everyone else was wearing black or grey. My interviewer stopped me to fix my tie in front of everyone who laughed to which he replied “well he cant see it”

Diet Black Pre ??? and 1,986 others

@DietBlackPreMed

3 years

Happy Med Twitter Thirst Trap Thursday! Drop a pic of yourself that you KNOW you look good in! This is the time to love yourself and brag out loud! Let’s go people! MOVE MOVE MOVE! #MTTTT #MedTwitterThirstTrapThursday

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

Lung Cancer likes to fly out to A BBL Adrenal Bones Brain Liver Did i do this right? @joshmcgoo

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

“What? You want US to give at home covid tests for FREE to our citizens?” *proceeds to make the defense budget a literally psychologically incomprehensible amount of money*

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

1 year

@medburnbook “Out bake you in anything”???? Homie its baking cookies not the goddamn triathlon relax

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

@grouchybbMD I woke up at 10am this morning and didnt get out of bed till 11:30 let alone eat lunch till like 12:45 and am only now starting to study at 2:45 👀👀👀basically a routine for the past year and I’ve passed all my classes. Like shoutout for overachieving but shes doing too much

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

Yes, i did eat half of the mashed potatoes “tasting” it to make sure it had enough salt. That’s my sacrifice to everyone 😔😔😔

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

I’ve been off twitter for a few days but I did a thing yesterday!

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

1 month

Thats a wrap on my last shift as a medical student 🥹

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

@dearra95 @_bonewizard @unhealthytruth @TeesOnLine @Mr_Price_Action @tnicholsmd You have a pronoun in your bio 😊

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 months

Lets talk match day fit. The berry sports coat? Kinda iconic tbh

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

We did a costume day at school for our last case study class of the block and my group killed it.

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

9 months

@IEMcElroy I still dont know what it really is and I dont think I want to find out

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

Here’s some pictures for today because I actually love the way I looked and i enjoyed myself. (The scary selfie is what happens when the surprise flash goes off in a pretty dark cocktail lounge)

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

2 years

@MarianRLS1985 My tweet isn’t vague, people just like to get upset. I specifically mentioned being uncomfortable with doctors that tweet criticisms about the reasons why their patients came to the ER.

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

1 month

@DrSandman11 We all know you’re tryna create a new group of human sized turtle shaped ninjas

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

1 year

This is what you get without an HOA. We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor.

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

4 years

@KylePlantEmoji Watching this video without sound is actually terrifying lmao

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

I may not have the absolutely jacked arms of @marklewismd but I do have the matching vaccine :)

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

@MarkELindsay Not to be all “twitter mob” but i dont think there’s anything “usual suspects need to find something to be angry about” in regards to that doctor receiving backlash for her claims that Simone Biles should be held accountable for taking time for her mental health.

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Chris, the Parody Account, MD

@1andOnlyChrisN

3 years

I’m sorry to whomever this applies to but god i hate immunology

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