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state of petr cech
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Travis Kelce I’m routing for you! 💙 @Chiefs
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@BL4KEGRIFFIN 2023 BL4KEGRIFFIN
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@Tgarratt10 no goals going in the net
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@IA37__ what’s he like cant take him anywhere 😜
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@eurofootcom why’s he crying such a nerd
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@jonmorleylfc @MrPaddyMurphy why you 7th and out of every competition then? is klopp that bad
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@r1medi @umirf1 jesus 😂😂😂😂
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@sevzn7 @TheEuropeanLad @gastonedul not without martinez he won’t
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@FabrizioRomano how much does his agent pay you
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@MCFC_Trooper @adam_major1 irish man city fan talking about supporters attending games
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@OddsOnFPL @markgoldbridge why would we want to hes our best defender
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“internet sensation thogden has been found hanging from a tree”
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Anthony Gordon trying to leave Everton
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@footballdaily ederson hahahahaha
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@markgoldbridge mr negative again
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@ibrahimmlfc u have put 4 liverpool players when u have won it once and 3 utd players when we have won it 13 times
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this is actually mad how did they win with 1% possession
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Just bumped into Jack Grealish on the train, sound fella he knew ball. Also told me it’s a swap deal between him and Paqueta, which explains the shirt
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@utdcynical you’re weirder than him icl
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worker follows colleagues
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Yeah he’s properly invested
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west ham spent 200m this summer but it will be GSB out still
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Breaking | West Ham have €35m + €5m bonuses offer accepted by Lille for midfielder Amadou Onana, according to @SaberDesfa . More follows.
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saka when he actually has to play football and not run down the line and cut back
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Ariana Grande is now dating Callum Gordon, TMZ reports.
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@TheHoopCentral start sga bench brown cut mitchell
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@utdcynical tell me ur a plastic without actually telling me
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@SeanDOlfc you have a striker allergic to scoring bruv
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Callum Gordon, 33, Romford, has been found dead in the Mediterranean sea. It is believed Callum who is also known as “g” was trying to find a stream to watch Inter Miami (one of his 8 teams) when he fell overboard and drowned.
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out of europe and 18 points behind them btw
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Wish we could be more like this Villa side
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@Tgarratt10 ye he said turkey are gonna win the euros when everyone knows that it’s the semis 😂😂😂😂😂
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the declan rice that we are signing
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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨MISSING PERSON REPORT Have you seen this man? Callum, 33, Last seen around 2pm in Prague drinking orange squash and calling the locals “g”
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@Gideoomatic man utd’s big game performance criticism*
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@Bloodofolympusv @Ic3Evaa how many titles and champions league when both were in pl?
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@tedtodorovic @ts0179 so if you’re the “3rd” best team in the league, shouldn’t you be beating them?
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@Kiwi_in_UK1996 @elfayz_ no he will do it when he wants
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@MikeLUHG2 bruno won a trophy hope this helps
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@mazietilIy no phones in tra
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@GaryLineker is ur stream behind
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declan rice when arteta says he has to pass the ball forwards
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@UtdRyan_ won the league with him in net
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@CalTheDragon the amount of money ur dad has taken from you
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@AstridWett no idea but ur embarrassing so get up
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@AnfieldWatch they do as they are both losers
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@the_svr27 @xGPhilosophy we are off to wembley again what about liverpool
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people wasting my 600 limit with cricket
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@shadadzai he’s not even played?
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please unblock me
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apparently this is how negotiations went
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@777sophx or zakmanuniteds
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i’m in tears
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@Vararse_ that was his first start, i think it’s unfair to judge him, needs a run of games and shouldn’t have been thrown in at the deep end
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@Tgarratt10 that’s why no one respects ur footballing opinion
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chocolate milk on an away day
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@RAMP1N gonna bet on it so it jinxes him
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@Tgarratt10 was just thinking i needed your opinion on it
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“i’m telling you mate, this kid from the lithuanian 3rd division is the next big thing”
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@DylsFootyRamble bit weird how one of your favourite players of all time is a rapist?
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i run twitter
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Leeds what have you done to this man😭😭😭
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@BL4KEGRIFFIN u don’t work
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@JackFawcett1704 have a day off mate we won a derby and you want to talk about the distribution of a gk when a highly qualified coach picks him every week
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The mandem too inconsiderate Five-star hotel, smoking cigarette Mixin' codeine up with the phenergan She got thick but she wanna get thin again Drinkin' apple cider vinegar Wearin' Skim 'cause she wanna be Kim and 'em Uh, alright I know that you're bad, stop actin' innocent
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@BL4KEGRIFFIN i owned u ngl
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@Ic3Evaa @umirf1 he’s taking the piss
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@MUFC_James05 @Tgarratt10 ye tbf bolton only team ever to be relegated to league one
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@joelbeya @UtdDistrict @talkSPORT imagine being the most unbearable person on a podcast with stephen howson and rio ferdinand
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wtf 😭😭
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@Jimmy___87 @Mash26020230 you keep changing the goalposts what a clown you are
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@tresbienp @SeanDOlfc and how many for a 2–1 win
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@SkySportsPL now they have the former ref puppets to back their mates it’s clear as day it should have been a goal
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breaking: declan rice has decided to stay at west ham after a dramatic u-turn involving cjgwhu
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@keymaraes harsh on spurs
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@afcjxmes i did think when chelsea were losing at tottenham it had to be about arsenal
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Just remembered last time i flew with Eurowings they completed disregarded my peanut allergy the fucking pricks. I fly with them twice on tuesday ffs
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@momoalas93 @EvkProductions and ronaldo without maguire won the league 3 times in a row with a cl
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@r1medi @umirf1 u saying jesus got the better of him
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@SeanDOlfc he only won 11 pl titles and 2 champions leagues
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@momoalas93 @EvkProductions won the title 3 times with him too whilst maguire has 4 relegations on the cv and ur manager is jobless
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@centredevils let’s sign alex scott
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100m for mctominay and maguire being spent on amrabat and todibo
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From what i just heard this Ten Hag transfer window could end up being a 9 out of 10! Watch this space
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who got that one deleted tweet?
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@utdbrxy too arrogant after them 2 early cl wins ffs
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meet bt sport man
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@SeanDOlfc but you didn’t win against villa, didn’t win 9 in a row, won’t finish in the top 4 and now you’re thursday nights. the greatest liverpool team you have ever seen behind man utd AGAIN
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