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😭

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3 months

Just seen the most disrespectful football clip out, ha.

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3 points, 2 goals.

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Saint Maximin ➡️ Mahrez ➡️ Firmino. Yeah, ridiculous. And unfair. Lovely goal.

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Fam.

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Casemiro was Real Madrid's least technical midfielder 😂

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Ronaldo announced his firm desire to leave United for a UCL side and every side he was linked to denied any interest in him, whilst United have also looked better without him. Funny.

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Don't think people understand the gravity of what Gundogan's done for City honestly. Statue legacy. So many of the club's biggest and most historic moments paired with seasons of serious consistency. Captain's brace in a 2-1 win against United in the FA Cup final is the stuff of

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KSI's legacy is one of, if not the greatest of the social media era. He had a hold on the UK's culture over a decade ago and still does. This event (and almost all of those part of it) were inspired by, worked with, or given opportunities by his platform. No YouTuber comes close.

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Nearly 10 years ago, the same Joey Barton.

👑 Joey Barton 👑

@Joey7Barton

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Anyone who is condoning this behaviour towards innocent children needs their heads testing. #StopBombingGaza

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These are not real words.

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Messi is not real. He’s an alien because after decades, he’s still doing things that make me wonder how. That first pass? How has he seen and played that? Alien.

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Mansour looked like Tony Stark.

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Leao and Felix.

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Which duo vs Uruguay?

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Bro became less educated.

👑 Joey Barton 👑

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People's sexuality. Colour of skin. Religious beliefs. Should not matter. It should not be an issue. Yet, time an time again it is. #sad

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AG24 🇹🇷

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1 year

If it’s Ronaldo who won the World Cup, his instagram post would have 100M likes by now.

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Heroes & Villains 🔵

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Ahh, Pele’s message to Neymar is genuinely heartwarming man.

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Kudus off is quite possibly the worst substitution you could make at this moment.

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Unproblematic fella, I love the bloke.

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If Messi plays in the World Cup final, he'll have the most World Cup appearances of any player ever.

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1 year

The talent ID isn't just for football players 😂

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2 years

There’s not enough of whatever that weird target man winger type Mandzukic was.

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9 months

Chelsea will spend like 400m and their team will look like they need to spend 400m more so Chelsea will spend like 400m and their team will look like they need to spend 400m more so

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10 months

Hang it in the Louvre.

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7 months

Okay Messi might probably still be the best in the world.

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2 years

FotMob have Harry Pinero at a 5.8 match rating. Disgrace. We don't trust algorithms, only the eyes. Man of the Match candidate for me.

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10 months

They can brag about both the Medicine degree and the football work now, if they wanted to.

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2 years

Umir’s parents must be so disappointed in him, instead of bragging that their son is a doctor they tell their family he sits in his room on zoom calls discussing Iwobi

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. @TrueGeordietg being islamophobic and perpetuating harmful stereotypes on a public platform and laughing about it is completely ridiculous especially for someone with a platform as big as his. Anyone saying anything like this shouldn't be representing the scene.

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A collaboration for Louis Vuitton has given us one of the best pictures in football lore.

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Country that hates Neymar loves Luis Diaz is hilarious, embarrassing and sad.

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10 months

That's Jordan Henderson.

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2 years

That’s actually pathetic.

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@SkySportsPL

2 years

Gary Neville getting aired by Cristiano Ronaldo... 😳🤣

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Started following the Man City photographers recently. They’re immense. Genuinely really good at what they do. There’s something unique in their photos, rather than just looking like a stack of stock photos. Might thread some of my favourites.

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Been a KSI fan for the longest but so weird for him to say 'paki' in the latest Sidemen vid even if they bleeped it & it was 'in jest' for content Other racial slurs wouldn't be used as punchlines for YouTube gameshows. Just makes light of the word + certain people's experience.

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2 years

Get Carragher off commentary, embarrassing.

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Garnacho fella. We have to talk about this kid. Special player.

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6 months

‘Come here’ is absolutely insane.

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5 months

Did CPR on someone today and they lived. Alhamdulilah.

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@nonewthing

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Foden doesn't belong here. He's dead last. Musiala is a much better version of him. Pedri is Iniesta + Xavi. Bellingham is Bellingham. Camavinga is who deserves to be here.

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October 2022 — Ornstein the goat in this game.

David Ornstein

@David_Ornstein

2 years

🚨 Inter Miami increasingly confident of signing Lionel Messi. Not fully agreed but #InterMiamiCF now expect 35yo to join & hope it gets done in coming months. Talks resume after #WorldCup2022 . #PSG still want renewal + #FCBarcelona will try @TheAthleticFC

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The big day 💍

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9 months

What are you watching, honestly.

Mod

@CFCMod_

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I’ll pay good money to sell Sterling to whoever would be kind enough to take him from us

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2 years

That Filly finish wouldn't look out of place in a Premier League Goal of the Month selection 😂

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1 year

If you told me this was Sergio Busquets and not John Stones, I’d believe you.

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2 years

Garnacho dribbles to score. Sancho dribbles to create. Completely different types of attackers.

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5 months

Phil Foden has started realising he’s Phil Foden and it’s dangerous for world football.

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1 year

🔵⚡️

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Go chat to Brighton and Fulham is actually a compliment these days.

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2 years

Here’s a stat for you: Burnley completed 301 passes in the first half vs Huddersfield today. They only completed more than 300 passes in 2 FULL Premier League games last season.

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@Joey7Barton What’s the issue with a club building community through allowing hard working staff and local fans the chance to pray? Sounds unproblematic. The one on the pitch is the Eid prayer (twice a year) a congregation of celebration with families of the community. What’s the problem?

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Thing is, I think even after Ronaldo's interview the majority probably side with ten Hag and the club over Cristiano and I'm not sure Cristiano realises that. There's a disconnect in how good Ronaldo thinks he still is and how good the club and many football fans think he is.

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Not to disrespect the MLS but this version of Leo Messi?

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This is amazing 😂

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2 years

‘Manager of the Season’ with 6 players in the Team of the Season whilst still losing the Premier League title doesn’t add up.

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@alfiewmrr

1 year

What’s the biggest “I’m him” performance ever?

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David Silva tagging Man City, nice. I love him more than you can believe.

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Julian Alvarez in this De Bruyne role today, incredible, incredible, incredible.

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2 years

Nice draw between Man City’s academy and Man City’s B team.

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11 months

Messi vs anyone from his era.

Noodle Vini

@vini_ball

11 months

What's the most disrespectful debate in football history? I'll start:

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Medicine ✅ Alhamdulilah for everything always 🤲🏻❤️

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2 years

Ben White is one of the best defenders in the league, no doubt in my mind.

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Let the children play ⚽️

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I actually watched Lionel Messi's career.

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Elanga did this. Elanga made this happen.

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The biggest clubs on the planet were willing to pay 100m for Gvardiol — conversations put him as the best young defender on Earth and a 35 year old Messi breezes past him like the countless legends he's made a mockery of over his career. Great positioning and goal by Alvarez.

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I now understand the massive gap between how fans perceive what is decently good versus what is actually good in an absolute measure of goodness. There is very little here that Foden does that Michael Olise or Dejan Kulusevski don't do with their eyes closed.

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Sancho needs to watch some Sancho comps.

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@Joey7Barton • Mosques are places of worship but where you pray doesn’t have to be a mosque. • Eid is a religious holiday. A footy kit is hardly the outfit for a religious celebration. • Men and women pray in separate congregations, you’re seeing a photo of the men’s side • Two prayers a

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1 year

Game recognise game.

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Alien first touch that.

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Ilkay Gündogan — Mr Blue. Thank you captain 💙 @IlkayGuendogan

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Bloke's walked into the Premier League and danced on the league's head. Levels.

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Vincius doesn't have to apologise for a single thing. Good guy, lovely player. La Liga, a disgrace. The product is unserious. The fans up and down the league, a disgrace. The teammates (and opposition players) who have continually not defended Vinicius enough, disgrace.

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Alhamdulilah for being able to witness Lionel Messi's entire career.

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Is Yamal the best 16 year old footballer of all time? If not, who is?

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Erling Haaland's probably one of the three fakest footballers I've ever seen. Enjoy your Premier League record. That is absolutely not normal and the fact people pretend like it is - is a testament to how he normalises alien things.

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Imagine it was Ronaldo narratives are boring as 1) we don’t need to imagine, Ronaldo’s done things like that forever and 2) it ignores context. What Messi did was mostly in retaliation to Dutch provocation and he’s mostly held himself in good esteem for 20 years. Not that deep.

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Liverpool plays to Haaland’s natural style more than City do lol.

Mark Goldbridge

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Haaland doesn't start for Liverpool

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145M for Mac Allister and Caicedo both is worth it.

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Something so dystopian about an official state account tweeting all blasé and goofy like a stan account in the midst of such a great atrocity for PR points.

Israel ישראל

@Israel

7 months

Taylor Swift’s #ErasTour body guard returned home to fight for his country. Hey @taylorswift13 , we promise you’ll never find another like him. We love you Eran 🇮🇱❤️.

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Akanji babysat Saka today and Saka was a good kid.

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Manchester City’s Treble Winning 2022/23 @umirf1 @ManCity

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The quotes from the Netherlands camp were big and reckless pre-game so you know what, let Argentina talk their talk back. I like all of that. All’s fair in love and war, is appropriate at the World Cup and especially so when it’s in response to the disrespect 🤫

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Ten Hag isn’t the next Guardiola — ten Hag isn’t the next Jose, van Gaal, or Ole. Ten Hag is one of one with a philosophy that possesses both positional and anti-positional principles. about ten Hag's unique philosophy and positional play vs freedom:

Ten Hag's philosophy exists between Guardiola and Ancelotti

Ten Hag isn’t the next Guardiola — ten Hag isn’t the next Jose, van Gaal, or Ole. Ten Hag is one of one with a philosophy that uniquely possesses both positional and anti-positional principles.

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This Chilwell role unironically made for Marcos Alonso.

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Kids growing up won’t and do not know anything but Manchester City being the dominant Manchester club and I love that a lot.

City Xtra

@City_Xtra

1 year

Official: #ManCity will finish above Manchester United in the #PL for the 10th consecutive season.

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'When the roar of thousands becomes a silence only broken by the ringing of his own ears, Messi can rest knowing he has completed the beautiful game.' about Messi's coronation, the World Cup win, his continual reinvention and GOAT status.

Raised by the generation he raised, Messi is king of the world

When Leo places his head down on his pillow and the roar of thousands becomes a silence only broken by the ringing of his ears, he can rest knowing he has completed the beautiful game.

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Messi is the best. Maradona second. But ideologically, Neymar played football the most correct way of anybody to me. Enough expression to feel human but with alien effectiveness to sit alongside Messi. The little kid that dreams to be a footballer grows up to be Neymar.

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How's that not a red?

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The FA concluding someone who said these things 'is not a conscious racist' is a disgrace If the gov body of English Football can describe these comments as 'Yems' 'banter'' & agree that he didn't 'intend to make racist remarks' — despite repeat offensives, it reflects terribly.

Sky Sports News

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The FA has revealed a string of offensive racial remarks by John Yems but still concluded that the former Crawley manager is "not a conscious racist". Warning: The below copy contains language of a racist and discriminatory nature.

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If you deep what Gundogan can do, it’s pushing unfathomable. Played lone 6 for a possession side that won 13 in a row. Has played Xavi-like in role and style under Pep whilst being able to attack the box and score like a Lampard. Played in both a Klopp and Pep midfield too.

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@umirf1

9 months

Raheem Sterling.

City Report

@cityreport_

9 months

Who is #ManCity ’s 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 ever winger? ⚡️

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And De Bruyne is better than Gerrard too, whilst we’re here. Much better.

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5-1, we take those 💙

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Like that Brandon Williams clip going round about Maguire. If you’re offended by it, it’s probably meant for you. Didn’t say a single thing wrong.

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When you watch Pep and De Zerbi’s build up and against each other, watching United vs Chelsea the next day is like going back to caveman times.

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@umirf1

9 months

England is miserable.

Kath On Reception

@KathOnReception

9 months

Hey @SkySportsPL . We know you’re trying to attract new younger audiences but stick that shit on tiktok or wherever your target market is. 15 year olds aren’t paying the £110 monthly sky subscription, we are, and we don’t want this bollocks

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One club man @Trujista

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