Not having that Rodri isn’t a serial killer btw. He’s too squeaky clean. Untuck your shirt you big gimp it’s not 1985. What sort of perv willingly sleeps in student accommodation too
.
@metpoliceuk
@MerseyPolice
ive just seen these two men running down Baker Street chanting ‘Chelsea Rentboys! Chelsea Rentboys!’ trying to start trouble outside The Globe! They also had 48 donuts and offered me a ‘medic’ which I can only assume was a threat. Please advise
Absolute worm eaters and puddle drinkers in the quotes and replies saying ‘doesn’t matter cos you got grouped 😭🫵’ so everything ever that hasn’t led to a trophy is meaningless? I genuinely am starting to hate everything about the sport and especially this new breed of robot fan
Lewis fucking Miley has started 18 of our last 19 where he smoked Mainoo, Mbappe, City, Villa, Chelsea and gave us assists to go to the CL KOs. I need to do a comp of Miley vs forest yday to show these guys who don’t watch Newcastle the levels of this kid
🤝 We can confirm that Javier Manquillo has joined
@RCCelta
on a permanent basis.
Thank you for your efforts both on and off the pitch,
@javiermanquillo
. We wish you every success for the future. 🖤🤍
🚨 EXCL: Dan Ashworth taking Newcastle United to arbitration in bid to resolve Manchester United move. No agreement between
#MUFC
&
#NUFC
to break impasse so set to be decided by third party; expected to start in May + take a number of weeks
@TheAthleticFC
⚪️⚫️ Alexander Isak on his future: “Of course I want to be here at Newcastle in the future!”.
“I came here for the project, I absolutely love playing here, I really feel at home”.
“I want to finish this season in a good way. I love playing here”, told
@MsiDouglas
.
And none of them even support either club. We’re very quickly heading to how it is in America where whoever pays the most gets tickets + ‘celebrity’ handouts
⚪️⚫️🔐 Jamal Lascelles contract has been extended until June 2025, one more season.
“He’s integral player to our squad”, Eddie Howe has confirmed — Lascelles, set to stay despite Besiktas interest last January.
Members thinking they’ve got a god given right to go to the San Siro when there were literally over 10,000 season tickets up for grabs less than 5 years ago ahhaahhahaha
This is the main area where I think Lewis Miley can (and will) improve.
His technical security is top quality, but he's still very much a 'safe' passer. Obviously it's something to be expected given his age, but he'll go to new levels once he trusts his forward passing more.
There's absolutely no need for the club to ruin our away ends btw. Man U biggest tourist club going and their away fans are still good. Do up hospitality in the Milburn all you want but stop handing out 25-30% of our allocations to people who are just there for a day out
⚫️ NUFC NOTEBOOK...
🚨 Injury problems persist as goalie coach Shwan Jalal suffers serious knee injury
➡️ Academy players released, including two with 1st-team games
💰 Pursuit of Lloyd Kelly continues, but it's not so simple
🟢
@MailSport
column 👇
If you are offended by the tiny little purple England flag, get a grip. If the sight of England/Union Jack flags makes you uncomfortable + you associate them w racism, get a grip. The moral of the story is if flags bother you, get a grip
Bloke strutting round the Gallowgate concourse at full time in a full City tracksuit with his kid 👍
@ghodoussi
@jamiereuben
absolutely embarrassing call out the atmosphere and ID check our away fans while allowing this nonsense you fraudulent tory cunts
Prem midfielders better than Benzo Fernandez, by order of club
Rice
Partey
Odegaard
Jorginho
Douglas Luiz
Kamara
Tielemans
McGinn
Billing
Gilmour
Gross
Doucoure (both)
Will Hughes
Palhinha
Reed
Macallister
Curtis Jones
Szbolognese
Rodri
Kovacic
KDB
Bernardo
Phillips
cont.
Sunderland XI vs Preston (1st January 2024):
Patterson: Academy
Hume: £208k
O'Nien: £200k
Ballard: £2m
Alese: £511k
Ekwah: No initial fee, add ons
Neil: Academy
Pritchard: FREE
Bellingham: £1.5m
Clarke: £800k
Rusyn: 2.2m
Total: £7.49m
Newcastle XI vs Liverpool (1st January…
@jamiereuben
@ghodoussi
1) atmo was good today, much better than at other games (Dortmund)
2) it’s literally your doing? stop handing out tickets to corporate, scottish schoolchildren, youtubers and tourists if you want to keep our atmosphere
3) stop donating to the tories
They gave the perfect blueprint on how to beat us. Sit deep, use a 10 to attack the sahara desert between our defence and midfield, and a quick winger to strip our useless ogre at left back. Hope you learn from it
Eddie Howe on the reverse fixture:
"Any defeat at home hurts badly. That day, at 1-0 up, the game was there for us – we just needed to keep on attacking and we didn’t do that. Nottingham Forest played well, but we didn’t deal with their threats well enough."
🚨 EXCLUSIVE
Newcastle chair Yasir Al Rumayyan faces $74m lawsuit for allegedly “having carried out instructions” of Saudi Crown Prince MBS, with “malicious intent” of “harming, silencing & ultimately destroying” family of Saudi ex-intelligence chief
Fake jobs
-Recruitment
- “Consultancy” (at lower levels may as well ask your dog)
- Most civil service jobs
- Hedge funds (just moving money, how about contributing to society pal)
- Project manager/coordinator (any sector)
- “Life coach”
- DEI jobs
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