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2 years

gotta start them early

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2 years

I FINALLY GOT THE ICK ALHAMDULILLAH

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the “remove him if he isn’t right for me” dua always has me shaking and throwing up 😭

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Made the dua I was most afraid of today

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me when i get rejected

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1 year

Valentine's day is Haram. [THREAD]

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2 months

she on that ramadan timing mashAllah

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2 months

My daughters new hobby is eating breakfast at 4am.

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2 months

girl shut the hell up lmaoooo

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2 months

Too many sisters talking so openly about their time of month occurring today. Polite reminder, we all don’t need to know, you can tell your friends privately instead.

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2 years

every eldest daughter has the exact same personality and habits as her dad

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2 months

once again i am asking if shaytaan gets locked up based on time zone

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11 months

a brown dad and his eldest daughter

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1 year

WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.

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2 years

@hopemore2828 exist

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2 months

this ramadan i’m trying to be less of a hater inshaAllah

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why this got me cryin rn man

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11 months

what are they cooking in pakistan

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1 year

YOOOOO NO MORE MUSLIM TWITTER ALHAMDULILLAH

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2 years

Shia LaBeouf when Sunni LaBeouf walks in

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6 months

having boycott fatigue because you can’t eat mcdonald’s is the most fatass shit ive ever heard

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1 year

PAKISTAN ALWAYS ON TOP 🆙🔥 PAKISTAN ZINDABAD 🇵🇰🎉

World Index

@theworldindex

1 year

World's most polluted cities, as of 08 Feb 2023: 1.🇵🇰 Lahore 2.🇮🇳 Mumbai 3.🇦🇫 Kabul 4.🇹🇼 Kaohsiung 5.🇰🇬 Bishkek 6.🇬🇭 Accra 7.🇵🇱 Krakow 8.🇶🇦 Doha 9.🇰🇿 Astana 10.🇨🇱 Santiago (IQAir AirVisual)

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@yapistani_

2 years

such a sad but hilarious meme 💀

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2 years

it’s actually kind of scary how so many women have been getting diagnosed with PCOS lately

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2 years

can y’all please get jobs

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2 years

rip freud you would’ve loved pakistanis

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2 years

@sakinah7867 girlie you don’t understand how down bad i was 😭 it’s a cause for celebration

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@yapistani_

2 years

every single family has that one estranged uncle who married a gori

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@yapistani_

1 year

did only brown kids learn the six kalimahs or is that an all around muslim thing because i swear no one outside of the race does this

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@yapistani_

2 months

uk muzzies need to start a how to hate class because this is more impressive than anything and i wanna learn how to be this bitter and negative

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@ttaammss0

2 months

Or dead. You lot ever thought about that

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@yapistani_

2 years

this is the new bloody blastard vid

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2 years

The Pakistani Finance Minister receives a warm welcome at Dulles International Airport |

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1 year

Andrew Tate

@Cobratate

1 year

Develop a poker face. A real one. This is essential for a man. Pro fighting and chess taught me mine. It saved my life more than once. And if you THINK you have one, you don’t. 99.9% of men don’t. LEARN this. Immediately.

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@yapistani_

4 months

having a crush in your twenties should automatically qualify you for a lobotomy because of how insane you become

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@yapistani_

2 years

stormi, ur just like mommy baby!

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@yapistani_

10 months

it’s so funny when aunties get offended that you want a man who contributes at home and doesn’t yell at you like it somehow effects them personally and is an insult to them

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@yapistani_

11 months

brown dads after they ruin their relationship with their daughters and causing them to never open up or properly speak to them again

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@yapistani_

1 year

oh no my wife wants to do couple things and spend time with me instead of sitting chup chaap at home and being my personal maid she’s such a headache

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@yapistani_

2 years

this is wrong; you and others owe each other kindness, communication, and understanding to a degree. this culture of being vague in communication, expecting everyone to read your mind and dropping people/treating them unfairly is the worst thing to have come out of social media

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@yapistani_

2 years

listening to older brown women talking about how much they’ve compromised for the marriage and seeing how they’ve gaslit themselves to accept their husband’s angry outbursts and attitudes is so heartbreaking, i wish they had better

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@yapistani_

3 months

may allah crush theirs and everyone who has laughed, liked, and retweeted this shit’s spines, ruin their lives in this life and the next, and make their lives full of pain and misery ameen

Hillel Fuld

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3 months

This is so spot on, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

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@yapistani_

1 year

you’re not muslim if you don’t get flashbacks whenever you hear the skype call sound

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@yapistani_

6 months

i’ll never make fun of her ever again

rupi kaur

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6 months

I received an invite from the Biden administration for a Diwali event being held by the VP on nov 8. I decline any invitation from an institution that supports the collective punishment of a trapped civilian population—50% of whom are children.

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@yapistani_

2 years

look at how gorgeous this is omg

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@yapistani_

2 years

muslim brands we do NOT need anymore designs that say sabr or حب on them im begging on my KNEES right now

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@yapistani_

10 months

me waking up to no good morning texts

Andrew Tate

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11 months

Pain and suffering for breakfast.

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@yapistani_

1 year

we need to put him in a retirement home, enough is enough

Shah Rukh Khan

@iamsrk

1 year

Tumne mohabbat karni hai….humne mohabbat ki hai….Iss dil ke ‘alava kisi se bhi, na humne ijaazat li hai!!! Let’s jhoomo!! #JhoomeJoPathaan song out now-

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@yapistani_

2 years

my brother told his PE teacher that he’s from a sect of islam that fasts for an extra 15 days after ramadan in order to not do PE for the rest of the month

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@yapistani_

2 years

brown women will be so gorgeous, talented, hilarious, hardworking, and ambitious only to forget all of that and get their hearts shattered by emotionally unavailable men who look like arthur

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@yapistani_

25 days

I CAN FINALLY BE A HATER AGAIN

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@yapistani_

1 year

people on airplanes who be acting like they’re busy by taking multiple calls and having their laptop out are such attention whores because there is no way your job requires you to act like that

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@yapistani_

1 year

starbucks drive thru lane is packed after iftar by these mozlambs

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@yapistani_

2 years

happy paki day!

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@yapistani_

3 months

alhamdulillah i’m so glad god didn’t make me a uk muslim

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@yapistani_

2 years

one thing i love about being muslim is how everyone gives each other dua so freely. you say some good news and immediately tons of people will say mashAllah or Allahumma barik, you can be going through something and someone will pray for your ease, it’s genuinely so beautiful

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11 months

wtf is a baat pakki, why do we want pakis to talk

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1 year

gm

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@yapistani_

2 years

every six months i rediscover bread and butter and become a poor victorian child who only has a few silver coins to afford stale bread and melted butter for supper

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@yapistani_

6 months

bro imagine the family dawats after this

StandWithUs

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6 months

"The war to destroy the #Jews and the Jewish homeland must end once and for all." WATCH: Pakistani-American Muslim women's rights activist @anilaali 's impassioned speech at today's #Israel rally in DC:

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@yapistani_

8 months

is that a mercedes’ symbol 😭

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@yapistani_

10 months

when the baby i love you part of pehli nazar mein comes up

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@yapistani_

10 months

the prettiest girls always go through the hardest battles (i have to istiree my shalwar kameez)

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@yapistani_

1 year

gn

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@yapistani_

10 months

twitter going down like this means that muslim twitter will have to get jobs now alhamdulillah

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@yapistani_

2 years

all muslim brands know is overpriced solid colored tees and the word sabr

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@yapistani_

9 months

he never has good news man

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@crauings

9 months

this man stresses me out

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3 months

we need to start neutering these people

teluginti whore

@nenbadbitchni

3 months

Wakeup babe,new desi wattpad is out

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@yapistani_

2 months

muslim brands i’m begging you to stop making generic sweatshirts that say one arabic word on them PLEASE YAAR

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@yapistani_

1 year

you’re right i should’ve been meaner

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@SHULAGOD

1 year

i’ll never forget how y’all was treating unvaccinated ppl lmfao.

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5 months

but your ass works in tech…

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@yapistani_

9 months

y’all are so obsessed with marriage like it’s the only sunnah that exists

Yezdani Shareef

@ShareefYezdani

9 months

Pick four qualities above 🤍

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2 months

AND THEY ALWAYS END UP REMOVED SO IM ALWAYS SCARED TO MAKE IT CUZ IM TIRED OF THAT LMAOOO

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1 year

you ask a med student/doctor if med school is worth it and they start describing the seventh layer of hell and follow it up with “it’s very rewarding tho!” like they didnt just traumatize you

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@yapistani_

2 years

after reading that thread

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@yapistani_

1 year

why’s his white side showing 💔

Pop Base

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1 year

Zayn shares new selfie.

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1 year

what is going on at linkedin

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@yapistani_

11 months

yeah the girls i went to islamic school with who lived like this ended up running away from home or on drugs lol

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@yapistani_

1 year

i miss when people viewed muslims as villains instead of this bs

JOE LAMPTON

@MrLottaHoes

1 year

Islam: Virgin wife you can cheat on but obeys you regardless. No other man can talk to her. Western Society: Wife with a shady past who has opinions, worships celebrities and flirts with her co-workers. The benefits of Islam are impossible to deny.

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6 months

oh BROTHER

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@mmoonieee_

6 months

Cute & innocent wife 🫶🏻 dangerous husband who is nice to his wife only

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1 year

he’s talking to the 5’2 brown girl with the golden brown balayage it’s joever for me

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@yapistani_

1 year

he’s bald how would lice be his friend

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

1 year

Andrew Tate describes inhumane living conditions inside Romanian prison as he awaits sex trafficking trial: “They are trying to break me. Thrown inside a cell without light. Cockroaches, lice, and bed bugs are my only friends at night.”

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11 months

what the hell is going on with the muslim community

Mohammed Hijab

@mohammed_hijab

11 months

If you are a Muslim woman who is married and lives in the West and is aged between 18-35, please answer the following question. How many times do you have sex per week

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@yapistani_

10 months

i’m sorry but i do not take marriage advice from older desi women because often times it’s shit like “you just obey your husband nmw” or “be careful not to anger him so he doesn’t hit you so do everything to make him happy even at the cost of ur happiness” like girl foh 😭

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2 years

when i finally manage my pcos, lose my depression weight, become mentally stable, get my gpa up, learn how to do my makeup properly, start working out, and get a cat it’s over for y’all

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1 year

good evening

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9 months

who taught these cockroaches what pcos is 😭

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7 months

this is the ugliest shit i’ve ever seen

जौली ♡☾

@blackbindigirl

7 months

@stats_feed #IndiaWithIsrael Israel

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8 months

i’m sorry for not tweeting as often, i have become mentally stable alhamdulillah

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1 year

good afternoon

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5 months

dawg if you girls haven’t already, stop using always because they have so many chemicals that make your cycle even worse and more painful, i’ve switched to honeypot and it’s made a HUGE difference, stay safe ladies 🙏

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9 months

tHaNk YoU fOr YoUr InTeReSt In ThIs JoB oPpOrTuNiTy, WhIlE yOuR bAcKgRoUnD iS vErY iMpReSsIvE, wE hAvE cHoSeN tO mOvE fOrWaRd WiTh OtHeR cAnDiDaTeS

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2 years

the funniest trend on tiktok is muslim guys posting their day in the life vids and showing them praying like bro you fr set up your camera, pressed play, recorded you praying, edited it, and posted it without thinking twice 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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6 months

LFGGGGGG

Clash Report

@clashreport

6 months

All IDF soldiers in this photo were killed in Gaza. This was their last picture all together.

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2 years

and i don’t even doubt that they have it because i believe it’s our diets and stressful lifestyles causing this. excess cortisol in the body from stress for a long time increases the chances of diabetes by a large amount and the stuff they add in our food is causing this too

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4 months

assalamu alaykum sister i just wanted to advise you that standing in public is haram because if a man witnesses you then his mind will automatically assume haram thoughts therefore it is your job to make sure you don’t exist so they don’t succumb to their temptations 😁

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2 months

god should’ve locked you up too lmaooo

RETWEET PINNED

@fireandstons

2 months

rip prophet muhammad you would love edtwt #RamadanMubarak

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1 year

we need to start exiling these mfs

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1 year

pls be real for a moment

amy

@reereerantz

1 year

I cant believe there’d be a day where non desi ppl slayed in sari but THEY ATE and left no crumbs dare I say better than most desi celebs I’ve seen

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4 months

brown men have NO SHAME bro i stared back at this mf and bro HELD HIS GAZE like sharam karho kuttay kaminey

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@yapistani_

1 year

the woman in the video is actually muslim but severely mentally unwell, keep her in your adiyah and delete these types of comments

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@yapistani_

1 year

i know this sounds so cringe but you really don’t know your true friends until something big happens like you getting sick or someone passing away, a lot of people will be with you when times are good but those who support you during your lowest are your actual friends

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