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You can't convince me of the Occupation. My mind is all about Resistance.

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Abu Obaida reading the famous lines of Abdullah Ibn Mubarak: ياعــابدَ الحـــــرميـنِ لوْ أبصــرتناَ "O Worshipper of the two Holy Mosques!" لَعَلِمتَ أنَّك فَي العِبَادَةِ تَلْعَبُ "If you see us, you would realise your worship is mere play" من كان يخضِـبُ خـدّه بدموعِه…
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2 years
I told her to text me when she was done praying... it's been a week... masha'Allah she must be doing hajj
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2 years
the "A" in her name stands for anger issues
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𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙧𝙤𝙣 𝙡𝙖𝙙𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙂𝙖𝙯𝙖 This is Amal Haniyeh, the wife of Ismail Haniyeh. She is admit in the hospital due to health illness. She did not know of the martyrdom of her children & grandchildren until this day and when Ismail Haniyeh went to her and informed her of…
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6 months
Who is Abu Obaida? [A THREAD]
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2 months
They are literally mocking at displaced Palestinians in Rafah, Gaza.
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8 months
Hum sy zada to Virat Kohli ko intezar hai pheli Wicket ka!!
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1 year
have you ever saved a contact as "Aaaaaaa" just to check them on whatsapp
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2 years
deleting syllabus photos from gallery after exams is so therapeutic
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1 year
in-laws expecting the girl to fix their son like she's bhabi the builder
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2 years
sometimes i wonder if Zayn Malik knows his face is on the door of every barbershop in Pakistan
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1 year
After 16 years of carrying Portugal on his back, putting them on the map. He's the reason why millions of people around the world cheer for Portugal. Cristiano Ronaldo deserves EVERY bit of this support from his team.
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i'm not the most religious person out there, but it's just amazing how Allah seems to always catch me whenever i fall. how He helps me to overcome tough situations despite disappointing Him countless times. like i can just feel His presence never leaving my side.
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2 years
DESI PARENTS NEED TO REALIZE THAT COMPARISON ISN'T MOTIVATION
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🚨 IMPORTANT 🚨 (a thread) How to maintain your wife's privacy from your family members:
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2 years
Ludo is based on luck unless I win then it's based on strategy and I'm a genius
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5 months
BOYCOTT HITTING HARD!
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A message to Motaz ( @azaizamotaz9 ) You are just a photojournalist, nothing more and nothing less. Thank you for that and your time in conveying the picture to the world. But it does not mean that you are a person who understands the field decisions. What ruined the lives of…
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2 years
🇬🇧: Sir, i need leave for few days 🇵🇰:
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2 years
If it's haram in Islam, your LAW doesn't matter.
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"آپ سے توہین عدالت برداشت نہیں ہوتی ہم توہین رسالت کیسےبرداشت کر سکتے ہیں" غازی علم دین شہید کے تاریخی الفاظ #قادیانی_نوازی_بندکرو
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2 years
🇺🇸 I can't marry you 🇵🇰 Istekhary mai saanp aaye hein
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3 months
@ProgIntl Bravo Mexico and Chile. Keep pressuring them and more calls for the investigation of Israel’s war crimes. The tide is turning 🙌🏻
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2 years
My mom treating electric items as humans: "pankha bnd krdo, bichara kb sy chal raha hai"
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1 year
Stop hating on Pakistani Cities! Karachi has amazing food Islamabad is beautiful Multan has the best cultural architecture Lahore Faisalabad is a wonderful metropolis
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7 months
This is so satisfying
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1 year
Those who are silent for her, their slogans for women rights are fake, their speeches are lies and marches are dramas or they just don't see her as a woman.
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1 year
I love Ramadan! Because that kid who never prays, tries sajdah. The girl who never covers, tries something for Allah that she didn’t since last 11 months. That guy who never fasts, sacrifices his desires & fasts in hope that his Lord will bring him closer.
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2 years
We wish to get caught by parents while studying in our room 😭😭😭
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2 years
Studied for 45 mins and took a 20 days break
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Coming home after buying clothes and now you have to do a fashion show for your parents
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5 months
Boycott streak toot gai sasti deals py
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2 years
MAY OUR PARENTS WITNESS OUR SUCCESS!!!!
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Loving the view!
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2 months
Boycott PSL for Gaza. Boycott is neither a favor nor a generosity on your part. Rather, it has become a mandatory matter, and it is the weakest of faith and the least that can be offered to support our people in Gaza. #BoycottPSL
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2 years
Reading "Ayatul Kursi" before you go out, feels like putting on a bulletproof vest
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"Allah created man for woman and woman for man"
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2 years
Exams during Ramadan? sounds Islamophobic to me 🤔🤔🤔
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2 years
ya maula jb sleep cycle USA ka diya tha toh nationality bhi wahin ki dy detey
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2 years
Short girls are smarter cos the blood circulates to their brain quicker.
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6 months
Whenever you can, please pray for Motaz Azaiza. He has lost everything but still standing tall. His collegues are being killed, his homeland demolished but he keeps telling the world the true story. 1/2
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2 years
If you never watched "CID" in your childhood believe me you never had a childhood
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2 years
so we were driving, past the Qabristan and my uncle told his son "one day you'll be visiting me here" and my little cousin replied "insha'Allah baba" LMAOOO bro what
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Being desi is great you know. Need a lawyer? i got a cousin. Need a doctor? i got a cousin. Need an accountant? i got a cousin. Need a builder? i got a cousin. Need a wife? i got a cous — wait nvm 😂😂😂
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"God created man for woman and woman for man"
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Laylatul Qadr means literally the 'Night of Decree' the night where Allah decides all the matters of your life, what's going to happen for the whole year. Remember dua changes Qadr, so ask and ask Allah for everything your heart desires and wishes for.
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i believe in "Allah hai naw" supremacy
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The "ooooooooooh I get it" moment while doing maths is the most satisfying thing ever
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BOYCOTT PSL FOR GAZA BOYCOTT PSL FOR GAZA BOYCOTT PSL FOR GAZA BOYCOTT PSL FOR GAZA BOYCOTT PSL FOR GAZA BOYCOTT PSL FOR GAZA #BoycottPSL
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2 years
Laptop ko "lappy" bolnay walon ko aik slappy milna chahiye
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You never see Muslims in any of these Conjuring or Horror movies coz with one Ayatul Qursi the whole film is KHALAAAS.
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PSL is our own brand and we all know how crazy we are for cricket but for Palestine it holds no value. Even if we have to sacrifice thousands of leagues, we will do it but we will not support such league that is backed by Israeli sponsors. #BoycottPSL #PSL2024
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2 years
"you're so quiet" - tum bhi ho jao plis
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In Islam we don't say "till death do us apart", we say "till Jannah reunites us" and I think that's beautiful
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They haven't stopped it, they are showing it live again and again. Pathetic. #BoycottPSL
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They are literally mocking at displaced Palestinians in Rafah, Gaza.
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Remember when ur mom would roll a corner of her dupatta into a ball, blow on it, put it on your eye press lightly and how it used to fix everything?
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2 years
ok so my mom can hear me say "pata nahi kia ajeeb" under my breath but can't hear me scream "JEEEEEE" after calling my name 10 times from the kitchen
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ppl with jawline forgot that they have a face in front 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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girls be like "I'm fine" and then stay up the whole night crying
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Talking to yourself is fun until u get caught 😭😭
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Here's a video of Bollywood biggies that you all love, celebrating the inaugration of a Temple built after demolition of a Mosque, "Babri Masjid". #BoycottBollywood
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2 years
Jainamaz ki snaps bhejny sy namaz qabool nai hoti fatima tahir ki aulado
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Atif Aslam ruined tera honay laga hoon with that shinning in the setting sun like a pearl bullshit
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BIRYANI ON FRIDAYS IS A WHOLESOME VIBE >>>>
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1 year
This is Hassam Shalabi, Egypt's youngest nuclear scientist & she is among the 10 students who succeeded in designing the first Egyptian atomic reactor. Al-Sisi's judiciary sentenced her to 11 years in prison.
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They will face a more stubborn generation of Resistance🔻
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Waking-up with the news 'Palestine has attacked Israel' is the best morning ever. DAY MADE.
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baat shuru hoi thi "family trip" sy jo abu ki jawani ki struggle sy hotay hue meri parhai py akar the end hoi
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SAY NO to big shadi functions. Just a small nikkah, dinner at favorite restaurant and a long drive.
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Normalize saying "good game" after a breakup
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Men be 23 saying "snap bhejo apni" bro go apply for a job
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Haram is so normalised nowadays that being halal is too religious and extreme
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Motaz blaming Hamas for the genocide in Gaza instead of blaming the occupation. This tweet and the Fatah statement issued today are part of the systematic campaign against Hamas and the Resistance.
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الي ما بيفرق معه موت وجوع شعبه مش لازم يفرق معنا بأي شيء. ملعون كل من تاجر بدمنا وحرق قلوبنا وبيوتنا وخرب حياتنا
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Night before Eid ul-Fitr or 'Laylatul Jaiza': What is 'Laylatul Jaiza'? "Laylatul Jaiza" translates to the "Night of Rewards". Unlike "Laylatul-Qadr", which could be one of last 10 nights of Ramadan, "Laylatul Jaiza" is the night before Eid ul-Fitr & it is deemed extremely imp.
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Am i the only person who saves a bunch of posts on Instagram and never looks at them again?
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Desi parents and their obsession with "Parhai wali shaklein hi aur hoti hain"
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i love my mom but im not watching 8 minute videos on whatsapp sorry
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iftaar isn't iftaar without?
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Valentine's day is Haram. [THREAD]
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In desi household everyone be so damn loud at home and you don't know if they're having an argument or telling a joke 😭
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No one: Pakistanis with trust issue: QASAM KHAAA
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if i text back fast it doesn't mean im thirsty, it means i had my phone in my hand and don't need to stunt like a lame and wait for 10 minutes
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whenever biryani is cooked at desi household we be having it for breakfast, lunch, dinner and a 3am snack 😭😭😭
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Halal pickup lines. [THREAD]
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First KFC, then PEPSI, then a grand opening ceremony with all dancing and fireworks during the ongoing genocide in Gaza and now promoting transgender/LGBTQ ideologies? Shame on you PCB for supporting this abhorrence! #BoycottPSL #PSL2024
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When i ask my friends to take a pic, I mean take THE pic. Take 15 photos, get on the floor, climb a tree, try flash and no flash, use snapchat, order a drone, do what it takes until you get THE pic
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NEED UNLIMITED AMEENS FOR A COMPLETE BAN ON JOYLAND IN PAKISTAN.
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Laying on a prayer mat after offering salah is like laying on a mother's lap. You may not cry in front of your mother, but you can always cry in front of your Allah. Sometimes, you may not ask Him your needs or desires or even talk to Him.
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Her mom: 🇵🇰 Her dad: 🇵🇰 Her siblings: 🇵🇰 The airport she stopped at: 🇦🇪 Her: 🇵🇰 🇦🇪
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I hate gays, lesbians, bisexuals, transgenders, queers and so on. they r such a disgrace to our religion, society and this country. disgusting creatures. p.s: not referring to hermaphrodite/intersex here
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Don't get me wrong, i love my father so much but the peace after he leaves the house is unimaginable
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Guys please pray for my sister There is nothing wrong with her, but she keeps yelling every second
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eid isn't eid without?
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When Allah wants you to grow, nothing can stop you.
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He is literally mocking Quranic verses.. what a pathetic man he is..
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Famous Hollywood actor Jason Statham hung a Palestinian flag on his car 🇵🇸
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2 years
Transparent phonecases are so cool n cute until they start turning yellow....
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no one: pakistani dramas: aap fresh ho jaein mein chai ly kr ati ho
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Mosam emraan hashmi wala aur zindagi sheikh rasheed wali
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we're just a cricket match away from forgetting what's happening around the country.
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