This post makes me sad. Why can I only ask him one thing? Is he to be ripped from my arms right after? Like Eurydice from Orpheus? I may only catch a glance of my love before he's again taken from me? How cruel. I will never ask him anything, so we may always be together.
Lewis Strauss, one of the founding members of the US Atomic Energy Commission and rival of J. Robert Oppenheimer who spearheaded a hearing to revoke Oppenheimer’s security clearance in 1954, dies of cancer in Brandy Station, Virginia. He was 77.
This photo genuinely scares me bc I’ve been with enough older men at dinner to know that he’s ready for me to finish my chicken parm so we can go back to his room at Best Western and slow kiss with different confusing rhythms for an hour
25 year old with "proship dni" in bio, I feel sorry for you. I love my friend who ships incest hockey rpf like a brother. Or no. I mean like a coworker.
Wendy Williams in 1954: Alright now, J. Robert Oppenheimer, you remember him he-
*this photograph comes on behind her*
Oh.... he's a bit..Mmmmm
*audience gasps/laughs*
What?! Come on! Listen. Okay. I'd let him split my atom any day alright.
*audience laughs/cheers*
Emergency Gooning Kit I made, just in case I need to goon immediately anywhere I am. Laptop and charger, pictures of my goonslut, tons of lube, fleshlight, earphones and 6 terabytes worth of my private goon material collection.