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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

4 years

I've been working on this for a while. I call it cogs fluid. I hope it will change the world

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

6 months

This is apparently the first photo of a dog! So cute 🐶♥️

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

Looks like the folks over at University of Chicago have been trying to synthesise my Fluid... Commendable effort but not even close...

Wonder of Science

@wonderofscience

11 months

Non-Newtonian fluids turn into solids when pressure is applied. Credit: UChicago

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

13 days

The best 4 years of my life 🥰

Know Your Meme

@knowyourmeme

13 days

On this day four years ago, @JohnCogs5 shared his “cogs fluid” with the world.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

I will stop it.

Physics-astronomy.org

@OrgPhysics

11 months

Andromeda, The Galaxy That Will Collide With The Milky Way, Is Already Visible To The Naked Eye In The Sky!

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

You all want my formula so bad? Fine, you can have it... Cogs Fluid: - 100 ml of Liquid Heliodons 🧪 - 1/2g of Chronolith Powder 🧂 - 12ml of Nebula Nectar 💫 - A dash of Pinchers Grease 🛢️ Combine this all in a beaker, and mix well until thick and gloopy... Good luck 😂😂

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

A question that has been on my mind lately... Why do so many of you have drawings of animals as your profile pictures? Often in strange and unnatural colours?

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

8 months

A cheap imitation.

Matthew Goldin

@matthewgoldin

2 years

I always throw stuff like this in the trash immediately.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

@Plastiquekat Of course not, don't waste my time.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

1 year

@beetlecat It's a special drain for experiments.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

While Cogs Fluid does have some non-Newtonian properties, becoming solid upon impact would severely limit its use cases...

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

1 year

Lovely little meal tonight... I call this one my Mushroom Plop! Because you plop it all in the pot and let it do its thing!

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

6 months

Would you like to see my Fluid?

Physics In History

@PhysInHistory

6 months

One question you would ask Einstein if you were in this lecture hall ✍️

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

1 year

@BenOsick It's multi purpose

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

1 year

@alyteeofficial @__dungeon What is hymen?

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

10 months

@amazing_physics What does this have to do with Physics? I'm considering an unfollow at this point.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

10 months

Only on my deathbed will I reveal how to make Cogs Fluid.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

1 year

Just been sent this by a couple of you, I assume this is a reference you young people will get!

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

8 months

It looks like the Flask and Tube are human friends!

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

@cinnamon23_pie You will never eat it.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

I have just read a Wikipedia article on the topic of Furry Fandom (thanks @slimelia for sending). And while don't really understand it, I have no problem with it. Unless you are sexually perverted towards these animals, in which case I kindly ask you to leave my page.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

4 years

@HELHAWG @xXjamiemanXx Silicon based polymer with a long chain structure. Don't want to give out the exact formula as my wife won't help me fill out the patent form.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

Very cruel

Kelly Port

@kellyport

11 months

Encasing loved ones in acrylic resin, a great Father’s Day gift! #FathersDay #FathersDay2023 #fathersdaygift #fathersdaygiftideas

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

My bum after a spicy curry! #JustJokes

Wonder of Science

@wonderofscience

11 months

Fascinating drone footage looking down into a volcanic eruption from above. Credit: Bjorn Steinbekk

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

My dinner has begun!

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

4 years

You all only follow me for my fluid ☹️

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

6 months

Remove this note from my tweet now. You have all made an old man quite upset.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

4 years

in this clip it is being used to seal a cup of coffee for later consumption

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

Simple yet lovely dinner today! Marconi with a twist... Cogsaroni!

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

10 days

@MarcCorbishley Pegging!

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

A different kind of Cogs Fluid 😂

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

8 months

I would like to know: 1) Do you follow me for my fluid 2) Do you follow me for something else

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

10 months

Stop messaging me videos of your homemade Ooblek, it's not even close to my Cogs Fluid...

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

10 months

@ValsAerospace Why must you take me for a fool, I'm tired of you trolls.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

@xenomorph247 Really?

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

6 months

People are calling me a liar, a fake doctor, they are adding 'notes' to my tweets. What have I ever done to warrant this level of hate and venom from this app. I just wanted to make people happy ☹️

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

5 months

C:\Users\John\Photos\Dancing_Pepper.png

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

5 months

lov e hurts.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

@kairuu_owo I am John Cogs 😀

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

10 months

@lilkadeyx3 I don't understand why so many people find my invention humorous.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

This may just be the beer speaking.... but I love my followers.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

10 months

My eldest got me this for my birthday! Green ball of moss... how peculiar!

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

10 months

@PortalVT2 What is frotting?

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

1 year

I have had too many people pester me over this damned Savloy Supper. It's time for me to tell the truth. This is not my dinner, I stole the image. But why did I lie? I was ashamed...

John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

1 year

Simple treat for dinner!

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

5 months

I had a case of butterfingers today 😂 Dropped a sample of Cogs Fluid as I was transporting it across the site.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

It has truly been a pleasure looking at all your wonderful artwork, but now it comes the time to decide the winner... Well done @biggestguy42 !

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

Just dug my cooler out to take up north this week, but it seems something strange has happened whilst it has been in storage....

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

10 months

@CauzHxvoc An onion's kid? What's next... garlic? 😂

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

9 months

@willowHart That can't be ... my fluid....

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

4 years

#CogsFluid

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

Gah! Unable to get back to sleep after having the strangest of dreams... I dreamt I drank my famed fluid and shapeshifted into a liquid superhero. I flowed through labs, saving experiments and met other sentient fluids... #HowBizzar

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

@WeHateBobNormal What is Rizz? Sounds like an STD.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

10 months

@ElonMuskAOC No. Its confusimg.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

1 year

Quick and easy dinner today.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

10 months

Hi All - I asked my Admin to delete the discord sever. It was just full of hate and bickering, I can't stand it anymore.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

1 year

Ooh shes the cream

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

10 months

Ooblek is a fool's fluid.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

@thiccwaluigi I like this frog car

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

Been working on my website all afternoon! What do you think so far?

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

4 months

It makes me over the moon that it's 2024 and you all still love my fluid 😊

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

Ribs are a naughty treat... but I think I deserve it 😋😛

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

I can do so much more.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

Bubble bubble, toil and trouble... I did some simple experiments with my sons this afternoon! Who knows what our hypothesis was 🤔

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

@ballschamp69 I have been trying to avoid these comments... but there are too many now to ignore. So I hope by answering this, the topic gets put to rest. Yes I Invented my fluid, and no, its not some kind of juvenile 'sperm' joke.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

Wonder what it's like to touch it!

Massimo

@Rainmaker1973

11 months

There is a giant, hot pink slug that is only found in a single, isolated forest on an extinct volcano in Australia and can reach 20 cm in length: Triboniophorus aff. graeffei [read more: ]

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

This is of course - a joke. However, Michael thinks a good way to deal with the increased attention for my Fluid is to do another Question and Answer but specifically about my fluid. Details to follow shortly from @TechyByrne

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

Tricky one to get your brain working:

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

I must've been a good boy 😋 Bowl of sucky sweets 🍬

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

1 year

Oh dear... I have a rather rumbly tummy this morning

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John Cogs

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

9 months

My gonads haven't stopped bloody itching today!

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

@slimelia Sorry for being harsh Alice. But people only seem to care about my Fluid, and not John.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

1 year

Wow... more followers than I could ever imagine... I think I shall treat myself this weekend...

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

13 days

What on earth gives people the right to think they can ask questions like this 😡 #PrivacyInvasion

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

Some new tech my colleague has been fiddling with this week. He calls them MixiDiscs! What do you think 🤔 Would you use them?

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

Lots of people have been describing me as 'based', what does this mean?

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

@zone_astronomy This isn't science news

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous invention

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

10 months

My Birthday breakfast!

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

9 months

I hate this damn NDA - I want to share my work freely. I should never of signed the damn thing.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

@JUNlPER This is a thankless deed.

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

13 days

@ValsAerospace We actually looked into applying #CogsFluid to this application!

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

8 months

@Abyvs_ Why on earth would someone post such a thing?

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

At first glance this looks like a herd of black horses, but when you zoom in the truth is revealed!

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National Geographic’s picture of the year award. Zoom in to understand!

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

@jesuisunhananas Research digital footprint

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

Just found these stuffed in the bottom of my wallet! I won't use them, so I thought I would give back to my followers 😃

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

1 year

6 thousand followers! Yahooo!

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

Quick brunchy sandwich made with what I had left in the fridge!

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@JohnCogs5

8 months

@mischiefanimals Cute!

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

After work treat

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

7 months

My colleague has just shown me the latest in clever tech: AI Photos! Who can guess the prompt? 😂

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

New tech just arrived! Excited to use this clever machine

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

11 months

@swearworduser Really?

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

2 years

Hands on with my creation for the first time in a while... I've missed you my marvelous fluid...

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

10 months

Not sure Albert would have tweeted like this.

Albert Einstein

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10 months

Feels like summer. #ThrowbackThursday

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

9 months

@CranberryAnon What?

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

1 year

@houseboat122 What on earth is a lad bible?

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

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4 Years later and still no-one is close to reverse engineering my formula..... #CogsFluid

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John Cogs

@JohnCogs5

1 year

@chrysolipsist Correct! Astute observation

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