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Ready to leave a BIG footprint in your market? Discover Media Squatch, your full-service marketing/media agency! We've got ALL your marketing needs covered—from media buying and social media management to print jobs and more. Why blend in? Let's make your brand stand out as
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@DiscussingFilm Why WB and DC wouldn’t want to give Henry a proper send off baffles me…. This man is literally the perfect Superman and was thrown to the side.. unreal.
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@BillyM2k This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost were robbed by Captain Juan Sanchez
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@DiscussingFilm Let’s be honest, these weren’t cameos…they were cgi look a-likes…
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Wrote my first parody Christmas song and had it recorded... 12 Days of Tech-mas Spotify: Apple Music: Enjoy :) #Christmas #Christmas2023 #12daysofChristmas #Music
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@DisbussingFilm @Variety leaked set photo…. (Obviously jk, it’s AI clearly)
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@Morbidful Couldn't she just wear really dark sunglasses?
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@DiscussingFilm absolutely agree. Zack has always been a “let it marinade” type of film maker. People eventually come around.
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@crazyclipsonly Nah, that wouldn’t fly. Teeth would be all over the place.
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The Misadventures of Santa & Elfton - ep3 "COOKIES".. is now out!! its a Christmas miracle.. link below:
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@InsaneRealitys Me solving the problem…
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When you are all cozy by the fire this Christmas... be sure to lean over and cut on your bluetooth speaker..and open up spotify, youtube music or apple music... go to The Woodyland Show and listen to some fun holiday parody songs I wrote... let them fill you with corny cheer..
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Wrote my first parody Christmas songs and had them recorded...links below. .. (may it bring a smile and or frown of disgust to your face this season) 12 Days of Tech-mas: Jingle Bails: Spotify Artist Page:
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The Misadventures of Santa & Elfton - "RED NOSE REACTOR" - link below
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The Misadventures of Santa & Elfton - "TELEPORT O PRESENT 3000" ... link below
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@crazyclipsonly when he gets home…”honey how was your day?”…
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New episode of The Woodyland Show for consumption is now available.. I chat marketing, mascots, saving Christmas, otters, eyes, and graveyards.. enjoy.. "Let's Chat Mascots" Link: Spotify: Apple:
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The Woodyland Show - Christmas AI Special '23 is now available for the masses! its my gift to you.. your'e welcome.. If you're looking to waste some time, have some cheer and listen to me.. subscribe to The Woodyland Show.. Link/Subscribe/Other Goodies
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🌲👣 Are you brave enough to share your bone-chilling Bigfoot encounters? 👣🌲 Attention, fearless adventurers! Bigfoot Classified is on the hunt for your spine-tingling stories. We want to hear firsthand accounts of those heart-stopping encounters with the legendary creature
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@RedLady2024 @Slate That’s because the Dems/Libs can’t even decide what a female is….
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After the amazing the spectacular Christmas AI Special '23 aired was a YUGE hit.... I've decided to open up the studio line for your topics, questions, or just ramblings.. call (540) 425-0596 and leave the show a message.. I'll talk about it (maybe)
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New episode of The Woodyland Show is now out there… It’s A Wonderful Ernest Christmas…. I make the case for why Ernest Saves Christmas should be considered one of the greatest Christmas movies.. let’s dive in.. Listen & subscribe: Agree/Disagree?
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The Misadventures of Santa & Elfton - ep2 is now available!!! find out how Rudolph got his red nose.. Merry Christmas you filthy animals...
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@cctvidiots “True power is restraint. If words control you, that means everyone else can control you. Breathe and allow things to pass”….
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My gift to the podcasting world… the Christmas AI Special ‘23 of The Woodyland Show is ready to bring seasonal cheer to your ears.. This episode is like that ugly Christmas sweater – slightly embarrassing but filled with holiday spirit. We've got everything from AI-generated
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Do you love Earnest Saves Christmas as much as I do? I doubt it.. listen to the reason why I believe it should be considered one of the all time Christmas movie greats.
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@cctvidiots Was this person really trying though…..🤔.. “ohh nooooo 😈”
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New episode of The Woodyland Show is now available for you to skip, listen to, delete, download, or ignore!!! ep5 "Tips, Tricks and Dinkle Calls" is NOW out.. Click this link to listen or subscribe. Latest episode now available..
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@philthatremains How anyone could hate Guy Fieri is beyond me.. @GuyFieri is a national treasure and the mayor of Flavortown…
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It's A Woodyland Christmas! listen to the parody Christmas album now on Spotify, Apple Music and YouTube. Listen now and spread some corny cheer this season. #Christmas #music #Spotify #parody 12 Days of Tech-mas Jingle Bails Up in the Graveyard Spotify link:
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@stillgray Nasty 🤮
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📅 Season 4 - Part Two premieres on July 18th! 📷 Attention all Bigfoot Classified listeners and truth-seekers. Get ready for an exhilarating adventure as Season 4 of the podcast, Bigfoot Classified, hosted by Woody G. Watts, takes you deep into the heart of Portlock, Alaska.
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On a cold February night in 1959, a group of experienced hikers embarked on a trek through the Ural Mountains in Russia. Tragically, all nine members of the group perished under mysterious circumstances in what is now known as the Dyatlov Pass incident.
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Season 3 of the podcast, Bigfoot Classified, takes listeners on an enthralling journey into one of the most perplexing mysteries of the 20th century—the Dyatlov Pass Incident. #bigfoot
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@historyinmemes When you trying to hit that word count….
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@dom_lucre In all fairness, I live in Virginia… if someone was bombing California, it probably wouldn’t keep me from a Big Mac and some salty delicious fries…
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@elonmusk + The Princess Bride... "I don't care...If we lose money, so be it..." BOOM.... #theprincessbride #elon #Elon_Musk
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🎙️🌲👣BIGFOOT ENTHUSIASTS, LISTEN UP!👣🌲🎙️ Welcome to the world where legends roam free and the whispers of the woods come alive, where we dive deep into the cryptid that has intrigued and puzzled us for generations - BIGFOOT! Yes, folks, we're talking about the one and only
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I’m looking to have some guests on an upcoming season of Bigfoot Classified. Want to be on? Fill out the form here!! #bigfoot #sasquatch #bigfootsighting
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Do you have a Bigfoot tale that needs to be told? We're all ears at Bigfoot Classified. Dial the SQUATCHLINE at 878-SQUATCH (878-778-2824) or share your encounter online at Your encounter could be the next gripping tale we feature on our podcast. Don't
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@AnheuserBusch and the comments did not disappoint
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I’m doing a low key thing… my own little podcast…. That’s right, another podcast.. but this one’s mine. #podcast #anotherpodcast #anotherpod The Woodyland Show visit:
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@benshapiro All the Chevy owners…
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@crazyclipsonly clips like this make me throw my phone across the room and start praying nothing came through the screen..
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I’m doing a low key thing… my own little podcast…. That’s right, another podcast.. but this one’s mine. #podcast #anotherpodcast #anotherpod The Woodyland Show visit:
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@DiscussingFilm This should have been…. This…
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@Manny_Funes @tedcruz I guess short term memory loss from a few years ago huh…riots, people beaten up for even wearing a maga hat, ridiculed in public…amazing how quickly the left forgets…
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@CreepyOrg Years ago when Subway made me believe eating 12” of sugar bread was healthy.
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🌲👣 Calling all Bigfoot believers! 🗣️📞 Share your epic encounters with the legendary Sasquatch on the incredible podcast Bigfoot Classified! 🎙️🎧 Dial 878-SQUATCH (878-778-2824)and let your voice be heard! 📲🎉 From spine-tingling tales to mind-blowing evidence, we want it all!
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Twitterverse my grandmother is turning 90 this week…🎉🎂🥳
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@stillgray Because he isn’t punched in the face when doing this.
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Have you encountered the legendary Bigfoot? Share your spine-tingling stories with us! Call 878-SQUATCH to share your Bigfoot encounters and be featured on the exciting podcast, Bigfoot Classified! 👣🌲 We want to hear from all the believers, skeptics, and curious minds out
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@NewsNation Meanwhile they have “accounting” errors and send billions more to Ukraine…. Riiiiiiight government…riiiiiight….
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@stillgray That’s a lot of laundry supplies…. bet that car smells good.
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@patrickbetdavid Wait until they learn that when a man identifies as a woman..they can’t get pregnant…. 🤯
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@DiscussingFilm Nooooo they had such a good ending and send off…
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@thevampiricgoth so by this logic, if my wife and I can't conceive children.. yet have sex.. its gay?
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Doja Cat: The Hilariously Unique Rivalry to Nicki Minaj .. listen to Life Liberty Happiness on Grove Street FM..
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@TheBabylonBee HAHA... I mean.. don't temp them.
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Grove Street FM is PACKED with content!! Not only do we feature some of the best LOCAL podcasts, we have over 15 video channels, 20 music channels and a radio tuner that has over 20,000 radio stations available WORLDWIDE… 📲 Download our free easy to use app for Apple or
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The Sweet Potato Debate: Why It's Dividing Families .. Listen to Life Liberty Happiness on Grove Street FM ..
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Feel the Love: Join the Epic Journey with Woody Land Show! listen to The Woodyland Show (available on apple and spotify)
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The local podcast that’s on 🔥🔥🔥 Life Liberty Happiness…. subscribe, listen live, listen on demand…just listen. #podcast #podcasts #FreedomOfSpeech
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@swd2 Look at the hand…what’s wrong with the hand???
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Did you miss the LHS vs LCA (played on 1.5.24) high school boys basketball game? No worries! We've got you covered with the Grove Street FM LIVE SPORTS Rewind. Tune in to relive every exciting moment of last night's game - the cheers, the nail-biting plays! It's all there,
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The Surprising Connection Between Die Hard and Christmas Movies! listen to The Woodyland Show (available on apple & spotify)
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@BobStoffel @WWE This is 100% right…
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Ringing in the New Year with the only resolution I'm sure to keep: listening to more of The Woodyland Show! Who needs fireworks when you've got explosive laughs and Bigfoot theories to start 2024 right? #NewYearsDay #WoodylandLaughs Listen/Subscribe:
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First, consider Santa's strengths: He's got centuries of experience with high-speed travel, a team of reindeer that could potentially join in as backup, and a bottomless bag of tricks (or toys). Plus, he's used to squeezing through tight spaces, so he's probably more agile than
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Yuri's last words about The Dyatlov Pass Incident.. Season 3 Part One drops tomorrow June 6th.. "If someone is reading this, I want you to know that I, Yuri Yefimovich Yudin, the sole survivor of the Dyatlov Pass tragedy, have lived years of speculation
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The Power of Mascots: Creating Emotional Connections and Brand Loyalty ..listen to The Woodyland Show (available on apple & spotify)
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I hope this message finds you well. I am thrilled to share some exciting developments happening at Watts Creative Studios. As we continue to evolve and adapt to the ever-changing landscape of marketing and media, we are pleased to announce that our marketing and agency services
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@DavidHAltman if this is the response then you know they really are hiding something...
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Calling all truth-seekers and adventure enthusiasts! Listen to Bigfoot Classified for an exhilarating journey into Season 3 of our podcast, where we uncover the spine-chilling secrets of The Dyatlov Pass Incident. 👣❄️ Prepare to be captivated as we explore the enigma surrounding
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Have you had a close encounter with Bigfoot, Sasquatch or Yeti? Share your story and it may be a part of an upcoming season of the Bigfoot Classified podcast! Call 878-SQUATCH (878-778-2824) or visit to share your thrilling encounters and join the hunt
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@OliLondonTV This can’t be real right?? Like they are playing everyone right???
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@RexChapman Wait so are Penguins now racist? That’s the question.
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@sazostore That’s going to take 1,053 bottles at that size…
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@WyattCatarina @darksidenatures Not gonna lie, I was expecting something to breach and end the video lol
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@SnyderQueen_ @THR "the more Zack we have the better we are."... YESSSSSSS
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@explosionvidz Did Michael Bay direct this crash?
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