they've bred the nostrils away this thing can only breathe from its mouth and the eye sockets take up so much of the skull and the motor controls are near non existent
pop music stops
“so you’re telling me we’re gonna take a bomb from the center of skaia, throw it into the green sun, and blow up the sun and ourselves?”
“Well when you put it that way it sounds crazy!”
pop music restarts
ILLUMINATION’S HOMESTUCK
THIS SUMMER
AN ADVENTURE
THATLL BE STUCK IN YOUR MIND
(cut to john egbert and grimdark rose about to fight bec noir)
(green sun effects)
JOHN: heeeeee's right behind me isnt he
ROSE: *silent nod*
*tik tok by kesha starts playing*
@413stguardian
there is something about the way they worded it like “oh dear my dreadful mother has claimed my idol resembles a dried fruit, i may harm myself”
@MyHairEatsKids
i have not removed my earrings in years and i live in canada it does not matter because if your ears are exposed enough for your earrings to give you frostbite its cold enough to freeze the rest of your ears regardless
you are all aware that the homestuck characters being racially ambiguous was just andrew hussie trying to save his ass after realizing he wrote a comic full of exclusively white people right. its not that subtle.
repeatedly cycling through character playlists for homestuck and theres only playlists for dave and karkat and you just keep hearing the first part of fucking lemon boy and then boys will be bugs then that over and over do you guys remember that dave listens to rap did you even
Make your gay characters complex. Problematic. Nasty fuckers who do bad things. Unapologetic. Evil. Manipulative. Unlikeable. Three dimensional. Villainous. Not just the ‘cute’ teens holding hands.
Im gonna be honest a lot of y’all are just bad at sburb. Im not trying to be mean but you guys don’t prototype actual good sprites or really make an effort like. Some of you still don’t know the difference betwen || and && card punches.
Half of you take kismesissitude and just make characters tease each other a little bit and otherwise make it red none of you actually get quadrants at all