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{26} Dreampop enthusiast, scatting my way to the devils door

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Joined February 2022
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Call me Jesus the way i b giving him a resurrEction
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@urmomscuchielip
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@SkinnyTuna Honor the Texas flag; I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one state under God, creamy and indivisible
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@fuckdigitaldash Maxo kream guest appearance on shrek 5
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9 months
@s4m31p4n No thought behind those eyes
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@urmomscuchielip
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4 months
I b forgetting how pretty i am
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@urmomscuchielip
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6 months
Ima look so hard in a crop-top 🤸🏻‍♀️
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@urmomscuchielip
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4 months
No im not hotboxing my car officer its the exhaust i was trying to kill myself
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@urmomscuchielip
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4 months
Independent qwee(f)n
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4 months
You done yee’d ur last haw partner
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@urmomscuchielip
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3 months
AAAAAA DATS mei
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@urmomscuchielip
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1 year
Idc idc idc idc idc
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@urmomscuchielip
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5 months
Hometown im coming in you
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@urmomscuchielip
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5 months
anyways hehe new home
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@urmomscuchielip
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3 months
1 million dollar fine if you leave
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kiwikinz!! O.o
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date idea: U sign a contract saying U will never leave me ever
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@urmomscuchielip
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6 months
Me when a male customer tells me to smile more
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@urmomscuchielip
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5 months
3 likes and ill cut it off
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@urmomscuchielip
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4 months
*Kisses self in mirror* happy valentines baby
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@urmomscuchielip
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2 years
I have heartburn
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@urmomscuchielip
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5 months
Massive diet weed joint
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@urmomscuchielip
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4 months
Cuz two trips is for people with a low IQ
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@urmomscuchielip
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7 months
@ToneGoinStupid forreal right? its a good thing my mom pays for cock
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@urmomscuchielip
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4 months
Whyd no one tell me olaf DIES yall are sick i was in tears my daughter told me to tighten up😭😭 im sick
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3 months
Stuck in the elevator L O L
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@urmomscuchielip
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5 months
If everything works out for me yall ALL GET JERKED OFF STAY HOPEFUL
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@urmomscuchielip
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6 months
Forever on the grind, feelin like thug SpongeBob
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life metaphorically nutting on my back everyday
@YFNLUCCI
IG: YFNLUCCI
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Nut life on my back
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@KamFBaby After lil wayne verse it gets turned off
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@urmomscuchielip
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8 months
Im a bento box mom
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@urmomscuchielip
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8 months
Some lady told her kid after he ate shit at the park “if ur gonna be stupid you gotta be tough” and wow great advice
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@urmomscuchielip
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6 months
Yes and now i have a sewing machie, a tattoo gun, and i know 3 languages.. still horny
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Have you tried getting a hobby instead of being horny all the time?
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@urmomscuchielip
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5 months
sooooo what would you do if i ran up and hit you in the head with this??? (flirting)
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@urmomscuchielip
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7 months
Moooddddddd
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I’m smokin on kush
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@urmomscuchielip
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5 months
Me coming out of depressive episode remembering im that bitch
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6 months
Its friday u kno what that means
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@urmomscuchielip
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5 months
Goals
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josiah leaves revisted ☽☾ ∞
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scene crunk asf wedding (1/2)
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PERIODT
@slvppy
$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️
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2 sides to a real mf
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@urmomscuchielip
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While i do laundry at the mat
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2 months
We match
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@urmomscuchielip
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9 months
We OUTSIDEEEEE
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@urmomscuchielip
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6 months
Hehehehe
@bimbologymajor
expert bimbologist™️
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໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -。꒱ྀི১
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@urmomscuchielip
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🫨🫨🫨
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@urmomscuchielip
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5 months
@kllsys I found at five below!!
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@urmomscuchielip
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4 months
This is really all i want 😪
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@urmomscuchielip
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Wheat thins & poptarts
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4 months
Whoever shit on the ground in the work bathroom, kys
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@stonexpitbull Splooge😭😭
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4 months
Oh u hate me? Get in line u fat fuck
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5 months
I need all my hoes to have a mid off for me, fight to the death
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7 months
@crybabybuick Shes an ass-eater & proud
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DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE AF CUZ I DONT
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Rdy 4 the day, lets fuck it up
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@urmomscuchielip
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2 months
How it went from 0-100 so quickly, s h e i s d i v e r s e
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Oopsies
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@crybabybuick One time i took some tryna see the hat man, and thats how i found out I am allergic to Benadryl
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@crybabybuick I saw something, but it wasnt the hat man
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The shit i put up with would kill the average man
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We hit overtime
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@urmomscuchielip
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4 months
the pea to my pod 🫛
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@urmomscuchielip
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1 year
“You’re either horny or angry”
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@urmomscuchielip
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6 months
Me&hoo
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@urmomscuchielip
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5 months
Do i spend my splurge money on a brazilian wax👍🏼🥰 OR an oil change 👎🏻🤮
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Me to the officer when i rear ended his police car
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I rear ended a girl and when we got off, she goes “were just girls” LMFAOOO ok fr
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Weiiiiii
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L is for lovergirl
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That just pissed me off
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@urmomscuchielip
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3 months
Shhhhh im serving cunt plz shut ur mouth, dont, zip it, sh shshshshshssh
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@urmomscuchielip
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4 months
My mini-selfcaremom vacation has been rejuvenating
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5 months
@detritus_worm Ok but they look so good🫶🏼
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@urmomscuchielip
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9 months
Waxing my pussy just to feel something
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2 months
Hiding in the bathroom at the family function
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I hope you live forever (derogatory)
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@urmomscuchielip
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4 months
Not me doing witchcraft and it actually WORKING holy shit
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Warning this warning that I DONT CARE I WANT TO PUT MYSELF IN DANGER, why is that so hard to believe
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4 months
No kid on valentines, ima workout, read a book and make myself a homemade meal (-: (jerk off somewhere inbetween)
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3 months
Busy day being boss lady
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@urmomscuchielip
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Corporate got mad at me for wearing a beanie because its “not proper dress code”, so i sewed the logo on it and made it dress code appropriate HEHEHE LOOPHOLE
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Some mf asked me for my number at work so i gave him the work landline HAHA
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11 months
Gm, we move
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4 months
Nicotine addiction in full flight
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Sometimes i like the journey
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8 months
Happy 13th👹
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@urmomscuchielip
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9 months
Do NOT disturbed
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@urmomscuchielip
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2 months
SUGAR, OH HONEY HONEY
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@urmomscuchielip
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7 months
Pov: ur a cockroach on the ceiling and im plotting your torturous death
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@urmomscuchielip
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4 months
Babysitter on a friday?? Im doin hoodrat shit with my frenz
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I love when im late and i turn on illegal driving mode
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I forgot i did my makeup and passed a mirror, DAMN im sexy
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