While opening gifts my uncle handed my aunt DNA tests proving he’s not the father of my 6 year old cousin now the house sounds like a goddamn Madea movie.
Merry fucking Christmas man.
I know a nigga who took care of a child for a year because he thought it was his then found out it wasn’t. He stayed and I called him a loser so we don’t speak nomore but I do miss bro sometimes.
Bro it’s really insane to me how some people’s personality is based off Disneyland. Like that is the most loser shit ever and I actually like Disneyland
Dawg somebody husky was loose and it ran up on me I gave it the be if it of the fucking doubt and it tried me so now it’s fucking DEAD and the owners aren’t answering the phone number that’s on the collar.
I don’t know who the fuck thought “yeah man let’s put Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan as the stars in the same movie!” but whoever that was is a fuckin genius.
In school I called this girl a “big 500 pounder” in class and it made everyone laugh then at lunch she walked up to me and kicked me in the dick and beat up my girlfriend lol
LMFAOOOO NAW NIGGA. I wasn’t finna tell nobody but now I’m on yo ass.
When you was little you only had African channels and you had to watch a show called “Tim & Gary” about a meerkat and a hyena because you ain’t have Tom & Jerry 😭😭