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Professional White Man. Christian Chauvinist. And a total retard. Christ is King.

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@jodycwilliams @SarahKSilverman Because it’s one step closer to the Jewish Community having to accept accountability at the level they hold other communities to.
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@Alphafox78 The number of people who don’t immediately see the problem with the statement…
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@catturd2 Look at it this way: we know he pees standing up. Other than Trump, I can’t be sure of the rest. Maybe Haley.
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@StephenPAdams @elonmusk @_hawko There are only 1,200 employees at the San Francisco office. Run those numbers again. Don't ever confuse yourself with someone capable of back-of-the-envelope calculations that have any efficacy whatsoever.
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@JoeBiden I’m already voting for the man, you don’t have to sell me.
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@SarahKSilverman Did you ever try just not being such a jerk when faced with uncomfortable realities?
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@JohnnySpanners @ClownWorld_ Rifled muskets (“rifles”) used bullets. She’s referring to the first self primered cartridge, which was first patented in 1847. But cartridges were around in the 1770’s. Stop accepting the factually incorrect predications of illogical arguments by white women on the internet.
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@Annakhait @SpeakerPelosi It was a mostly peaceful protest. That 100,000 Americans exercised their right to peaceably assemble to petition to government for redress of grievances is not negated by a few hundred hooligans. These people are just scared that the rabble dared rise up against them.
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@TaraBull808 Brave Search already exists.
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@IWF @Riley_Gaines_ @SFSU It’s time we stood against trans terrorism.
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@lporiginalg The draining of the world’s Vril is ending.
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@JeremyDBoreing Even if Hershey weren't shit, I'd buy this just for the packaging alone.
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@NuanceBro @elonmusk Agreed. Until San Francisco truly hits rock bottom, it cannot and will not begin its renewal. It will flirt with disaster without ever acknowledging that it's on the edge of disaster. It's only after San Francisco has lost everything that it is free to be anything.
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@EndWokeness Someone needs to edit the Wikipedia entry to state that "Transgender genocide" is an LGBTQ Nationalist far-left conspiracy theory."
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@catturd2 It cleared the pad, it survived multiple engine outs, and the stack held together through high-g maneuvers it wasn't designed for. Then it was detonated. This is a test flight which yielded a gold mine of flight data that will ensure the success of future missions.
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@pfizer Those are actual vaccines developed by companies not named Pfizer. In truth, you're the pharma company that paid the 2nd largest settlement in history for kickbacks related to pushing drugs to be used off label, harming potentially millions of people.
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@bennyjohnson “We fuck wit Trump, he one uh us now.” - The Hood
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@coachwalk28 @ATLUncensored It’s actually private property as a public accommodation. Target can object to the filming, but Suits McBecky can’t,
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@troonytoons Do not real women find his grotesque caricature of womanhood offensive?
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@coopsimms I'm ordering the steak, medium rare. And a beer. Because I know it will be done right.
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@robreiner Source: A Jewish Supremacist
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@DarnelSugarfoo Smacked the mask off his face 💀 😂😂😂
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@theserfstv Oh look... a no-name youtube creator is trashing the worlds most famous youtube creator for [checks list] curing the blind.
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@fortworthpd The United States is being invaded and you cowards want to hand out speeding tickets to soccer moms. Uphold the laws of the State of Texas or resign.
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@krassenstein The mental gymnastics you go through to justify the corruption of your paymasters is quite impressive.
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@Stullenandi040 You can just say you don’t understand Christianity.
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@GuntherEagleman PAUSE! Zoom in. Enhance. Enhance. Cross reference. Aaah…
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@siouxfallspd Our Founding Fathers dragged "swarms of officers" from their homes, tarred and feathered them, and burned their houses down as a warning to those who enforced unjust laws of a tyrannical government at the expense of the People. It's totally worth the $107.50 citation to celebrate…
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@krassenstein @Cobratate Imagine responding to yourself responding to someone who doesn’t respond to you. And not being a female.
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@ChayaRaichik10 Accept Christ as your savior,
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@RepMTG Remember, folks...
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@gsnyder77 @TaylorRMarshall They already tried that, and he made a movie about the Jews killing Christ instead. I get the feeling Mel is beyond giving a care at this point.
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@cmclaw @joekent16jan19 The disgraced big liar was in Ukraine getting his 10% cut and in Poland promising energy security to the Poles that he won't grant to the Americans he's supposed to serve.
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@krassenstein @elonmusk @RepAdamSchiff The government doesn't get to define what "misinformation" is as a pretext to it's removal. The evidence shows that these requests overwhelmingly sought to shape the prevailing narrative and deprive the public of information that would have affected their decision making.
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@Klaus_Arminius I would have to be some group who has control of the media. What group is known for that?
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@StephenPAdams @elonmusk @_hawko Update: I have de-soyed this part of the thread. All may go in peace now.
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@MalesInDisguise That’s why it’s called a rot pocket.
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@joss_berry @elyseguidas We get it. You’re all violent murderers.
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@TPointUK Jews are the reason you no longer have an Empire. The minute you let the Rothschilds in, it's been a downward spiral ever since.
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@navyhato It won’t be the last. The Irish will start this. The Germans will perfect it.
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@9mm_smg He was confused by a father.
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@RepDanCrenshaw Imagine being a sellout. Not that you have to.
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@Catholic4Choice The Jews murdered Christ. And they’ve dishonored God for the past two millennia. The problem isn’t that people know this. The problem is that Jews are not sorry.
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@Timcast @KyleKulinski Not to mention it sits on 8 acres. You chop that up into 16-18 parcels, build mansions on each, and sell the entire thing for well over a billion.
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@AlexFar39077763 @LindyTasteful You’re real fun at barmitzvahs, aren’t you?
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@MomsPostingLs The cuckery is real...
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@ElijahSchaffer 1. Wholesome appearance. 2. Brings beer. 3. Smiles.
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@hodgetwins Black Labs Matter
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@growing_daniel No. And we need less immigration from Israel.
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@KhaledBeydoun If he was white, he would have been doing white things, so you’re probably right.
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@RabbiShmuley So if I called you kɪke, would that be okay?
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@CPOntario Your organization is trash.
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@LahavHarkov @benshapiro And I’m sure this is TOTALLY NOT FAKE and stuff…
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@KurtSchlichter Yeah, but 70 years of genocide is totally cool.
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@DefinePxin Racist high school girl picked a fight with a taser wielding cop.
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@stone_toss There are two types of people who are offended by this comic. 1. People who are offended by the association between suicide and trans. 2. People who are offended by the idea that Hitler would have committed suicide instead of escaping to Argentina via Spain. Which he did.
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@Activision You filthy filthy groomers…
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@EndWokeness Home girl was barely above average. My man was more than a full standard deviation above her. Really makes you think about what a PhD really means.
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@ramzpaul Do you know how hard it is to pull off blackface? This is the most convincing makeup job since Robert Downey Jr.
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@AmiriKing Red Shirt was not acting in self defense. This was an execution. And I’m okay with that. When you government fails to deliver real justice, this is the result.
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@pokimanelol This you?
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@iluminatibot Or, hear me out… we sacrifice John Kerry, save humanity, and lose nothing.
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@SallyMayweather They're not immigrants. They're criminal illegal aliens. And they're murdering thousands each year.
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@amyklobuchar We don't have a democracy. This act is unconstitutional. The States and the People decide how Presidents are elected within the Electoral College - NOT the Congress.
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@JackPosobiec Shout out to Paul Sykes, the black supervisor who testified on her behalf. He stated that because he, a black man who directly supervised the employees who called the cops, did not face any discipline, it was his opinion that the firing was racially motivated. When people stand…
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@9mm_smg Not to mention that there is absolutely no way to talk about reparations that doesn't bring up the costs of (1) freeing blacks from slavery, (2) 160 years of black criminality, and (3) 50 years of "great society" welfare programs and wealth transfer. If you do the math, the ADOS…
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@SenSchumer I'm sorry, chucky boy, but can you say that again?
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@Guavajuice___ I love when Congoids criticize white people… in English. On a smartphone. Over the Internet. Go click about it in a grass hut while wearing a loincloth, kang.
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@JuddLegum This you?
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@9mm_smg I've had bad days too. Never "curb stomp the customer's amazon delivery" bad, but close.
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@CatchUpNetwork Trans women are men. That... is a dude.
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@CBSNews This is the moment when Ben and Aaron stole a baby from its biological mother so they could pretend to be participating in the generative cycle of life instead of actually living out a degenerate lifestyle.
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@KimDotcom @elonmusk I hit reload so much my keyboard came.
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@WeberDarlene "Yes." - Ray Epps
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I just played this video for AG Merrick Garland. He refused to comment on how many agents or assets of the federal government were present in the crowd on Jan 5th and 6th and how many entered the Capitol.
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@Alphafox78 Too easy...
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@ClownWorld_ Even black tattooed lesbians have no interest in watching a black tattooed lesbian play sports ball.
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@hasanthehun Okay, fine, I’m racist.
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@mxttjcxsey @jodycwilliams @SarahKSilverman I mean, we could start with the expropriation of Palestine from the Ottoman Turks to the British for the sole purpose of Zionist aims to reestablish Israel as a Jewish ethnostate, something done to the detriment of all of Europe and America after 1916.
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@tariqnasheed Uh huh... another "dindu nuffin wrong"...
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@charliekirk11 You were dishonestly representing this as a contemporary event. You could have mentioned it was old.
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@Timcast It’s a terrorist organization.
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@BillyM2k @CNNPR @elonmusk CNN agrees, but unironically.
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@creation247 Young Sheldon.
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@KeithWoodsYT 1. The ADL organizes and advertiser boycott to try and kill twitter after Elon Buys it. 2. Elon calls out the ADL for their attempt at extortion and intimidation. 3. The ADL organizes rabbis to organize a boycott of twitter. Maybe, just maybe, you should stop trying to…
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@eaglesdontflock @aimeeterese @pvtjokerus Just two gay guys with autogynephilia.
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@disclosetv It cleared the pad, it survived multiple engine outs, and the stack held together through high-g maneuvers it wasn't designed for. This is a test flight which yielded a gold mine of flight data that will ensure the success of future missions.
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@echo_chamberz @iamyesyouareno Once you realize you’re racist no matter what you do, you’re free to embrace actual racism. Then, the nature of the world makes perfect sense.
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@realdanlyman Imagine being less safe in Paris than in Mexico.
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@Mrgunsngear Superior opponent, no opportunity to retreat, this was a clear lesson in FAFO for the big guy.
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@lporiginalg I’m read this as a threat, which implies America is a hostage.
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@WomenPostingLs Well, duh… you don’t publicly criticize your employer.
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