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@timbutterly

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

3 years

Kim Kardashian is going to date Pete Davidson for 6 weeks.

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Tim Butterly

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6 months

Honestly whole thing has been a blast. I liked training, the fight was fun, Luis has to take me to Jamaica to meet all my potential new moms, shit rules man.

Luis J. Gomez

@luisjgomez

6 months

Best kid a dad could wish for! @timbutterly

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2 months

I’d be a miserable IT guy for the rest of my life if it wasn’t for John and Shane. Who knows, there’s still time. Anyway there’s no one I want to win more.

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5 months

lol parents are so bad at technology!

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

3 years

The only way this royal family shit could be less interesting is if my wife was showing it to me on her phone.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

8 months

Float like a butterfly without the f Sting like when @luisjgomez ’s father was stabbed to death.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

3 months

TMZ reached out to me to do some sort of video segment after Aaron Carter died and I made a joke about him being a molested elder wigger.

TMZ

@TMZ

3 months

Comedian #ShaneGillis ' controversial remarks are coming back to haunt him ahead of his #SNL appearance 😬 Listen to the resurfaced clip. All the details:

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Tim Butterly

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2 years

Worst part of covid is laying in bed all day. I have no idea how women do this all the time.

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Tim Butterly

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9 months

On a mission to find the moon’s vagene.

Daily Loud

@DailyLoud

9 months

BREAKING: India becomes the 4th country in the world to land on the moon, and the first to do so in the lunar south pole region 🎉🚀

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

2 years

Act like you wouldn’t fuck this fat tub of shit you fuckin losers.

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@nypost

2 years

Yumi Nu 'shaking' over SI Swimsuit cover reveal

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

10 months

#teambutterly

Luis J. Gomez

@luisjgomez

10 months

#teamrattlesnake

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

2 years

Belt around her neck slamming her clam.

tyler rothrock

@tylerrothrock

2 years

Does anyone know how Betty White died?

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Tim Butterly

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11 months

mother earth 🫒

@feminterrupted

11 months

fuck most liked tweet what was your most hated tweet. a tweet that ppl bothered u about for DAYS & sent u threats over. i probably have like 30

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Tim Butterly

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2 years

Dads, how good is smoking weed in a hotel parking lot by yourself?

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

1 year

This is Gatorade to dads who have accidentally broken a kid’s arm.

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@Johnny_Doves

1 year

@timbutterly you ever dance with the devil?

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Tim Butterly

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7 months

This was the best explosion ever.

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Tim Butterly

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6 months

My bad, bros.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

1 year

If I’m ever famous and Hasbulla (PBUH) starts slap boxing me I’m going to hold him down and lift up his shirt like I’m about to raspberry his belly and then suck his fuckin dick.

Complex

@Complex

1 year

The way Mike Tyson picked up Hasbulla. 😂😂

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

2 months

There’s a Lemaire on Love Is Blind and he broke up with his lady while scrolling on his phone and then said “now gimme a hug so you know it’s no beef.”

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

2 years

Starbucks is bitch wife Thunderdome.

Geminigirl 🇺🇸

@desertlife88

2 years

We seriously have a mental health crisis in this country

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

8 months

I love all my children equally but today I’m especially proud of my 41 year old @luisjgomez

30 Minutes with Luis J. Gomez | Presented by GaS Digital | Full...

Comedian Luis J. Gomez from the Legion of Skanks is back with is back with a new special with a unique perspective from a 90s kid trying to navigate the soci...

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

7 months

The homies are having a great time at Skankfest. @luisjgomez and his slaves make this a very cool thing and I’m lucky to be here. I’m very proud of my son. Xoxo Tim

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

2 years

@TheBonfireSXM Literally no reason you can't trick him into thinking you did all that.

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@timbutterly

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MeekMill

@MeekMill

2 months

When I got a girl around me I’m f#%king her twice a day lol ask some of ya favorites … pussy don’t control me but it’s like a high… one love to the gay people but that juicy p#%sy do it for meeeeee 😁 I done ran red lights to get that feeling yall weird on here like devils lol

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@timbutterly

2 months

The Ultimate Wonka Experience

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@kevinvdahlgren

2 months

Inside a “safe” injection site. It was the most chaotic environment I have ever been in. People passed out in bowls of cereal, women screaming behind doors guarded by others, overdoses, crying etc. Staff were nowhere. It was horrifying. *Support my work

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Tim Butterly

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3 years

MMA will be dominated by the Abraham Lincoln muslim guys for at least 10 more years or until midwestern wrestlers experience war as children.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

6 months

The giant check bounced wtf.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

1 year

Don’t get it twisted I only use flavored chapstick as a nice treat for the homies in the blunt rotation.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

3 years

Damn more like Milly and Keeves.

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@timbutterly

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Netflix Is A Joke

@NetflixIsAJoke

2 months

Tires, starring Shane Gillis, is coming to Netflix May 23

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4 months

The Jew tunnel is making me full blown schizophrenic.

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Tim Butterly

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1 year

We interrupt coverage of the 40th train derailment this month to bring you news of a set of suspected Chinese Spy Keys being jingled over New York City. The Pentagon has scrambled F-69s in response and expects to shoot them down right after the new Epstein docs drop.

R A W S A L E R T S

@rawsalerts

1 year

🚨 #BREAKING : Emergency Crews Respond To Deadly Train Derailment Near Houston 📌 #Houston | #Texas Officials are now responding to another deadly train derailment near Houston, TX. Over 16 rail cars, carrying “hazardous materials”crashed, prompting Union Pacific to monitor…

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Tim Butterly

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5 months

Alright time to get high as hell and tell my dad I'm a better golfer than he ever was.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

3 years

"Shout out to Spud" - Joe Rogan

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Tim Butterly

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1 year

My youngest is 6 today. I’m overwhelmed with existential gratitude. Life rules much harder than the schizophrenic amphetamine munchers dominating the internet would have you believe. Please enjoy yourself.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

4 months

Big Mike is my hall pass.

Barack Obama

@BarackObama

4 months

This is what 60 looks like. Happy birthday to my better half — who happens to be one of the funniest, smartest, most beautiful people I know. @MichelleObama , you make every day better. I can't wait to see what this new decade brings you.

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11 months

My daughter showed me this and said that’s you.

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@Ted_Trembley

11 months

Philly is home to the most effortlessly funny people on the planet

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

1 year

For about 3 seconds I lived in a world where I was certain it was the n word.

Ben Avery

@benaveryisgood

1 year

Bluepilled wet dream

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

8 months

#1

Netflix Is A Joke

@NetflixIsAJoke

8 months

Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs streaming NOW

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Tim Butterly

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2 months

Not me joining the military and then getting so mad that the United States is an out of control war machine that I set myself on fire. Top cringe.

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@timbutterly

2 years

Dudes just want to make money and beat off. Leave us alone.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

11 days

What the hell.

HaskHole

@HaskHole

11 days

Tim Butterly when he became a Canadian oil pipeline welder

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

11 months

Float like a Butterly, sting like when Luis pees.

Luis J. Gomez

@luisjgomez

11 months

Who wins the boxing me at #SkankfestVegas ? @timbutterly

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

4 years

I promise it's possible to simultaneously be horrified and unwilling to accept cop bullshit and also viciously mock comfortable whites breathlessly soapboxing for likes.

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Tim Butterly

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3 months

Wait which one is the trans player? lol I’m just playin y’all let’s remember to keep it light around here.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

6 months

Could I BE anymore dead? Lol for real though you shouldn’t have said that shit about Keanu bitch.

Barstool Sports

@barstoolsports

6 months

RIP Matthew Perry

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Tim Butterly

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2 years

It is time to end academia.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

2 years

Please no one ruin the app where dweebs pretend to be smart to get no pussy while pro wrestlers post in character.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

2 years

I'm also flexible enough to suck Joe Rogan's dick.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

11 months

#teambutterly

Luis J. Gomez

@luisjgomez

11 months

It’s happening!!! #teamrattlesnake

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

2 years

This became my mental image of god when I was 4 years old and I’ve never updated it.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

2 years

$100 wins me $24000 if Ukraine can stretch this out to a decision.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

4 months

lol first sell out on the road btw.

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Tim Butterly

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2 months

And he actually makes good music it’s crazy.

Crack Amico 🤍🗑

@CrackAmicoRAP

2 months

BERT & TOM DISS #2Bears1Grave

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Tim Butterly

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10 months

Here’s the first episode of my new show Field Trippin’. My boys and I worked very hard to try and instill some joy in your heart. We have 7 more eps coming and we’re only just getting started.

Field Trippin' - Ep.1 Diarrhea & Psilocybin w/ Na'im Ali

For our first episode we scooped up Na'im Ali and hit the town to enjoy some Indian food and check out India’s premier dance troupe, the Nrityagram Dance Ens...

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

3 months

I’m sorry. If I see a Black pilot, I’m going to be like, ‘Boy, I hope the fat white bitch he borrowed this plane from doesn’t report it stolen.’ *generated by AI **posted but not reviewed

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸

@patriottakes

3 months

Charlie Kirk: “I’m sorry. If I see a Black pilot, I’m going to be like, ‘Boy, I hope he’s qualified.’”

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

4 months

We were all too nice when people started serving these years ago and now we’re stuck with them forever.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

2 months

What about a cool feature where if she’s running and you stop abruptly, the camera doesn’t respond quickly enough and rams my face and nose directly into her sweaty cargo pants ass crack? Respectfully.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

2 years

Judy Gemstone is the funniest character on tv.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

1 year

“Gentlemen, start your ignition interlock devices.”

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

9 months

Would honestly be less gay if you shoved the container up your butt.

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@luisjgomez

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

3 years

I make padcasts for the American working man cause that's what I am and that's who I care about.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

1 year

Hope this writers' strike ends soon so we can get back to the worst era of television I can even remember.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

5 months

Just want to wish my mom a happy birthday in hell. Got my ravenous appetite for love and cool shit from watching this bitch mistreat people while wasting away in a dark room for 20+ years. I feel lucky now and I experience overwhelming gratitude every day. ✌️

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Tim Butterly

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2 years

If you are a romantically unattached woman attending Skankfest who is interested in taking Blind Mike’s virginity, we’d love to invite you to the Dad Meat live cast. Obviously we intend to uphold Dad Meat’s trademark wholesomeness but for real we gotta get our boy fugged. DM us.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

7 months

They should grant hunting permits for dirtbikes/four wheelers in the city and you should get tax credits for building a Mad Max nightmare machine to flatten them.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

2 years

My day started with being part of a group layoff from a job that's been slowly killing me. Tonight we celebrate.

The Stand NYC

@TheStandNYC

2 years

Tomorrow night come witness one of the best podcasts out there as @dadmeatcast x @columtyrrell takes over the main room! @mikerainey82 @timbutterly 🎟️🎟️🎟️

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

11 months

So proud of my lil guy.

Luis J. Gomez

@luisjgomez

11 months

Got to meet a bunch of skanks and rap fans last night in Traverse City! We really have the fucking best fan base in the world. Truly feels like family.

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8 months

Third most common reason people miss Skankfest.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

2 years

If Wawa goes above $4.99 for gas I’m gonna start yanking senators out of limos.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

6 months

Exploring the “thought” processes of women on fight day. Where’s this fuckin guy’s head at?

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6 months

If a woman accuses you of being manipulative you are starting to make sense to her and she doesn’t want to admit it. Double down.

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Tim Butterly

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8 months

Hey @mattrife while you’re in Philly you should come do a stream with us for my show Field Trippin on YouTube. It’s the nicest time, ask anyone.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

2 years

I Don’t Need No Man-nequin

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9 months

Screaming towards a million and all he did was post it on social media. Everyone already knew this was going to be great.

Matt McCusker // The Speed of Light // Full Comedy Special

Shout out Shawn Gardini for HostingShout out LSDream for letting me use his song Peace, Love, and WubzShout out Shane for helping me not die in my mid-thirti...

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@timbutterly

8 months

When you nut but the child under the podium keep suckin

ALX 🇺🇸

@alx

8 months

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell inexplicably freezes up again while answering a question

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@timbutterly

1 year

“DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE BOYS THAT ARE CUMMING IN MY MOUTH?”

Lights, Camera, Barstool

@LightsCameraPod

1 year

Jackie Chan has confirmed that a RUSH HOUR 4 is in the works

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@timbutterly

1 year

It’s not the breed it’s the owner.

Steve Keeley

@KeeleyFox29

1 year

WATCH: 8 foot long alligator taken out of North Philadelphia rowhouse. 1/3

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

2 years

My best friend commissioned a painting of my dead grandmother as an angel holding my legs back while I sucked my own dick.

ellie | fresh out the slammer

@radfemswiftie

2 years

would you still think this joke was hilarious if some stranger on the internet said this about your recently deceased grandmother?

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3 years

Holy shit they make PS5s for women?

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@timbutterly

1 year

Was once again warned by a waiter that I was ordering a lot of food. In front of my wife no less. This is the most powerful I’ve ever felt.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

2 years

Would someone include this guy in something already?

Jake Flores 🇵🇸

@feraljokes

2 years

If you do the libertarian comedy festival and you are not a libertarian you are simply bad at comedy. Personally I would just perform somewhere cool that isn't full of pedophiles

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7 months

People are coming to the shows this is crazy.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

11 months

I am both the underdog and the favorite in this boxing match. The winner and the loser. The father and the son. The canvas and the referee. The festival and the attendees. The moment and the consequence. The impact and the void. Time to learn how to box lol.

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

2 months

Are you available to record a podcast in Port Richmond today?

MeekMill

@MeekMill

2 months

I’m from Philly I don’t do coke or freaky ass molly … nobody won’t even offer me coke because I’m that heavy …. No man or watt would ever approach me about gay activity and the whole place don’t get flipped … woke up seeing this on every blog like they know I’m coming! lol

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2 months

Just remembered I stole all his pussy too.

Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

2 months

Last night a guy screamed SHUT THE FUCK UP during my set and I just said “who, me?” and he said yes and then started crying about his dead mom and ran out of the show. Never came back.

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3 months

15 minutes from home about to shit my pants. I’m on foot btw. What a fuckin rush. Takes me back.

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1 month

If Alex lived closer I wouldn’t have other guests. This guy is a bitch.

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7 months

All time wack move.

Crack Amico 🤍🗑

@CrackAmicoRAP

7 months

Just heard from Luis that Dylan is pulling out of the fight. Damn... Sorry to all the people who were excited for this. Been working hard to sell this fight and training hard behind the scenes. What a shame 🫤

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Tim Butterly

@timbutterly

2 years

County of Union, New Jersey send your fuckin champion.

GAgirl1967❤️🖤 wishes y’all a blessed 2024!

@Tamzilla_52

2 years

But why does Tim have to die?

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2 years

I'm in the middle of dealing with some incredibly heavy shit and wanted to go down to Skankfest and just get wild as fuck and be a good time for other people and @luisjgomez gave me exactly the weekend I needed. Thanks @ChristineMEvans @rebelcave and my whole squad. Perfect.

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2 years

Heel turn 2022. Gonna take all my skills and self discipline I've developed over the last couple years and focus it into becoming the ultimate dickhead.

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F