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Stand Up Comedian/Actor/Person. Insta: MattRife. TOUR DATES👇🏼

Los Angeles, CA
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Matt Rife
1 month
Once Upon A Time At The Hollywood Bowl 🎬
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2 months
2 CHAIRS 1 SHOW 😏🥰😂♿️
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1 year
😂 man, the way i worked so hard for this for 12 years just for ppl to immediately be like “fuck that dude” 😂 like y’all for real hate someone who’s just trying to make you laugh? Poor fellas. Just laugh! Smile! Be nice! Before i give your gf free tickets 😂😂😂😂
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6 months
🚨NETFLIX SPECIAL🚨 NOW STREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Matt Rife: NATURAL SELECTION
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11 months
I know the tour sold out, so for everyone who couldn’t get tickets, I’m gonna release something Special for you guys in about a week 😋😋 How bout dat? ❤️
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11 months
THE WORLD TOUR IS SOLD OUT!!!!! I love y’all!!!!!!
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22 days
SHE FELL ASLEEP AT MY SHOW 😂📱😂💃🏼🔪
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10 months
Stop yelling out at shows and ruining it for people who know how to act in public at an event ❤️🙄
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7 months
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!! 3rd hour special, Nov. 15th!
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Netflix
7 months
Matt Rife makes his hour-long Netflix comedy special debut with Natural Selection on November 15!
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1 year
ARTIST PRESALE goes Live TODAY at 10am local time. Use code: MATTIX
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1 month
PROBLY MY LAST SHOW 😅😂😂🔦
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6 months
TOMORROW WE ARE ON NETFLIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1 year
Name a happier person than me rn… I’ll wait 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥹🥹🥹🥹
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11 months
Man, i miss my grandpa so much
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11 months
More coming for y’all very soon 😋
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11 months
“He’s not even funny” 😂😂😂
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6 months
Happy Thanksgiving babyyyyyyy!!!!!!
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7 months
In y’all’s fuckin face!! 🥰🎅🏼
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7 months
Matt Rife is on the nice list!
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6 months
Rack’em up baby! Let’s goooooooo
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6 months
The Hater Police couldn’t stop us 🤪 Matt Rife: ‘NATURAL SELECTION’ now streaming on @netflix
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5 months
Merry Christmas everybody!!! I love every one of y’all so damn much! 🎅🏼🥰
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1 year
STOP SENDING ME THIS!!!!😂😂
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1 year
Imagine being offended by standup comedy 😂 The amount of personal, emotional “wolf cry” in todays society has lost all my empathy. If JOKES offend you, your very short, ultimately meaningless, life on this planet is going to be rough 😮‍💨 We’re alive for a second! Shut up & laugh
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1 year
I’ve been getting a lot more dudes saying they like my comedy recently!!!!! I know that’s a weird flex, but it means a lot lol We’re spreading the love!
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1 year
Message about tickets. 🙏🏼
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1 year
Bro i LOVE seeing tweets from ppl who hate me about how I’m “everywhere” 😂 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA get used to it baybeeeee!! I love my fans but i really put out so much content so that ppl who hate me have to keep seeing me 😈 You’ll never meet a hater who’s happier than you. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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1 year
This is a wild thing to have to say, but: Ladies- please do not come to my shows to be drunk and loud and ruin jokes. There are PLENTY of people who come to watch my comedy, and not to fuck me 😑 And they deserve their moneys worth. 💯
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10 months
Many 😈
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Anybody who sees this as “cowardly” missed the ENTIRE POINT. J. Cole BODIES Kendrick 10/10 times🙅🏻‍♂️ This is about maturity and recognizing there’s no real beef- the world/internet want a beef and THAT’S lame af. Ppl with no lives and nothing to lose, egging on negativity. FOH.
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J. Cole apologizes to Kendrick Lamar for dissing him on ‘7 Minute Drill’ at Dreamville Fest… “How many of y’all think Kendrick Lamar is one of the greatest ever to pick up a mic” “I haven’t been sleeping right the last few days… Ib, we taking that diss off streaming
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1 year
No longer verified 😪 i don’t exist 😫
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3 months
Careful what you dream of, it might come true ❤️
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6 months
Even more shows going on sale for 2024 😈🤪 stay tuned next month!
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7 months
The amount of beautifully kind people who say hi to me when I’m out and about makes me wonder where all the people who hate me are at? There’s plenty of them 🤔 why don’t they say anything in person?
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8 months
Thank you for all the birthday wishes!!! Cheers to another year, applying the same pressure 😈🥰
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6 months
Need some recommendations for Children’s Hospitals for toy donations
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11 months
Anybody else wake up hungry af every day? Like even if you ate late before you went to bed?
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11 months
I don’t think i will ever in my life, have a positive Airport experience
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2 months
CHAIRING IS CARING 🥹🥰♿️
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6 months
People really think Jupiter doesn’t have rings 😂 Have you never read a book? Or are you confusing Jupiter’s rings with the amount of friends you have?
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9 months
Thank you for letting me pop-in between my shows tonight @jonasbrothers 🥰🥹
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9 months
wellll hello @mattrife
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6 months
1 in US & CANADA!!
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2 months
Lord i hope they ban tiktok 😂 make this world a better place and get rid of all social media plz 🥹
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11 months
It’s not more tickets btw 😂 but will hopefully make you happy in the meantime
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The DEAF DUO 🥰😈🧏🏻‍♀️
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6 months
TOO MUCH INFORMATION 😂😅
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10 months
How tired am I? Got to the airport and forgot my wallet. Then left my neck pillow and hoodie in the Uber trunk. Didn’t even notice until i got on the plane 🤦🏻‍♂️😮‍💨🥱😴😵‍💫
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1 year
Will post pre-sale code tomorrow morning an hour before they’re live ☺️ So excited to meet you guys!!!!! Let’s Fuckin gooooooooo
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7 months
For it to take 20min to walk between airport gates for a layover is fucking insane to me. Congratulations your airport is too big and we all hate you
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1 year
UN-FUCKING-REAL Sorry everybody, I’ve had to delete my Special from YouTube. It got hit with debilitation restrictions and totally fucked us. Working on fixing it to try again another day. I’m very sorry and beyond pissed off.
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My birthday this year 😈🥰
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Just announced: don't miss @mattrife live at The Chelsea on September 8 & 9. Tix go on sale Friday, June 9 at 10AM:
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We’re all in agreement that the M&Ms are not canceled, right? If you think cartoon M&Ms were “problematic”, we all hope you choke to death on a sour skittle
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6 months
IOWA MILF REUNION!! She came back!!! 😆🥰😈🍪
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MY NEW FAVORITE RELIGION 😆🙏🏼😂😌🙏🏼
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6 months
4 SOLD OUT SHOWS at the Dolby Theater in LA 🥹😍 Yall some animals 😂
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3 months
He thought he could hide 😂
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1 year
My birthday this year 😍
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The Cosmopolitan
1 year
❗ New shows just added ❗Don't miss @mattrife live at The Chelsea with two new late shows on September 8 & 9, 2023. Tix on sale this Friday, June 9:
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I thank you Lord. 🙏🏼 The man sitting in front of me on this flight is getting his mf ear TALKED OFF, and that could’ve been me. Thank you for your protection against all evils
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Thank you to EVERY ONE OF YOU for making 2023 the best year of my life (so far)! INSANE to know 2024 is going to be even better 🥰🤪
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A WILD NIGHT IN MINNEAPOLIS!! 😂🧢💸
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11 months
NEW CROWD WORK SPECIAL!!! 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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I’m so proud of y’all 🥹🖕🏼🖕🏼
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@mattrife you think our bag placement is appropriate?? 😂 #NaturalSelection #MattRife #Mattrifenetflixspecial
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Just found out I’m youngest comedian to ever Headline the Hollywood Bowl on my own 🥹🥰 this life is insane. I said i would play there the first time i ever even visited LA and drove by it! If you haven’t yet- go grab your tickets from my website and come be a part of history
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My brain makes no fucking sense. Stay up working until 6am, can barely keep my eyes open- get up and go to bed and don’t sleep a single minute the whole night…. What the actual fuck? YOU’RE EXHAUSTED!!! FALL ASLEEP!
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DOWN BAD IN DENVER 😈 what a full circle show! 😂
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😂😂😂😂
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Omg best sign ever! Make sure to stop by and say hi when you're here in November 🤣 @mattrife
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If you wanna catch up, I’ve got 3 other specials for free on YouTube! ☺️ ONLY FANS: MATTHEW STEVEN RIFE: WALKING RED FLAG:
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It’s Like We All Had The Same Stepdad 😂👨🏻
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SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS 😏😂😜👵🏼
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1 year
How long is too long to roast flight attendants in my new show? Cuz I’m about to go tf in 😂😂
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😂😂😂😂😂 wow… i wonder who was more HURT or EMBARRASSED by all this? The man physically smacked or the man who heard mean words🤔 This world so Mf soft bro. Ppl really expect no consequences for their reckless qctions. This “I’m the victim” shit gotta stop
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Will Smith ‘embarrassed, hurt’ over Chris Rock’s comments in Netflix special: report
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My boy!! #YangGang
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Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸
11 months
. @mattrife is heading on tour - and is incredibly talented and funny! 😀🚀🇺🇸
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HE FOUND OUT HIS DAUGHTER HAS AN ONLYFANS 😂😅😮‍💨
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People who keep their regular shoes on go bowl… fuck is your problem?😑 you too cool to wear these leathery clown shoes? You have to dress like Pinocchio to play the game! That’s the rules!
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11 months
Was supposed to annoying something for y’all tomorrow but my IG is currently fixing a “bug”?? I haven’t had it for a week lol But y’all will be rewarded for your patience 🥹☺️
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1 year
@jordiusvsw Go watch my two full hour specials with material then.
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We on the Naughty List 🎅🏼😜
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The world ended when attention at any cost became the most important thing to everyone 😢
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Happy Mothers Day to all the moms from Iowa who can bake 😋🍪
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@NotRabbitRoger Get used to it Pussy 😜
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Bro TSA really the Parking Enforcement of airports. Y’all really think you’re cops for real and don’t do shit 😹
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Biiiig news this week 🥰🤪
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One thing bout me- I’ll watch a 15min video of a Raccoon eating baby carrots 🤷🏻‍♂️ every time
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I’ve never played a day in my life, but i feel like I’d be a world champion tennis player 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Thank you @NYRangers 💥
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Jonny Lazarus
4 months
Popular comedian Matt Rife is in the house.
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Thank you Rhode Island!!! 2 incredible shows
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!!!! I’m so damn happy for this man!
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Variety
1 year
Brendan Fraser accepts the #Oscar for Best Actor for #TheWhale .
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17,000 people SOLD OUT at the Hollywood Bowl 🥹😍 I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
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1 year
I could live off of Uncrustables 🤤🤤
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1 year
Boston officially has the worst road system on the country. My fucking lord. Traffic for no reason, minimal lane lines, poorly labeled exits, and if you miss a turn it costs you 20min… Faaaaack outtaheeeyyaa
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@blue_rose_sara Ugly girls love to misdiagnose 🤷🏻‍♂️ some of us are just lucky. I’m sorry you have to draw on a top lip every morning
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I play Radio Fucking City Musical Hall tonight (and tomorrow and Sunday) 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹❤️❤️❤️❤️
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1 year
TOMORROW!!!! On my Youtube (check my website)
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Permanent 🥰
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Mohegan Sun ☀️
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Before Thursday night's show, we inducted @mattrife into our Mohegan Sun Arena Walk of Fame! 🌟 Matt will be performing 5 consecutive sold-out shows in front of 36,000 amazing fans! Welcome to the family 💖
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A German dude on my flight is talking in his sleep right now and it’s the scariest thing I’ve ever heard. I don’t speak the beautiful language but it sounds like he’s summoning a demon 😶
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I think i may come out to Paramore every show this tour 🤔🥰
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@grapejuiceloml Hahahahahahaha gotcho ass 😂
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SALTBURN SHIRLEY 😂😈🪦👵🏼
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COMING SOON 😈
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