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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

2 months

art and the end

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

3 years

i’m speechless lmao

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@tiddypills

3 months

this is fascism btw. the idea that you must know someone to care for them at all (and of course the implication that you will refuse to get to know someone if they are different from you)

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@ProductOfLabor

3 months

Just saw this and lol’ed out loud! Who else did the same?

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

6 years

Safe sex is not with a condom. Safe sex is when you have sex with a safe.

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

3 years

new GOAT answer to the “btw i’m trans” text just dropped

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

4 months

i don’t care about the border, at all. it’s not a real problem. if you spend time worrying about the border, you are a coward and a racist.

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

6 years

ah yes I forgot, ladies with penises are notorious for safely walking around alone at night

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

3 months

Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

3 months

@vote_checkbox The context is that he said he would not win and he did anyway.

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

1 year

*MTG Seinfeld* Jerry: "What's the deal with everyone calling cards 'win-more' nowadays? 'Ohhh don't play that card, it's win-more!' So what? I want to win more!"

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

1 year

any one of these institutional micro-walkbacks (ie. target/starbucks) is not a huge deal, but the sheer number we’ve seen over the past 2ish months is extremely concerning

APStylebook

@APStylebook

1 year

On our updated Transgender Topical Guide: trans-exclusionary radical feminist. We recommend avoiding the vague and politicized term to describe cisgender women or others who object to the inclusion of transgender women in women's spaces.

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

1 year

WOTC explain!!!

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

6 months

WOTC must be crying and throwing up rn that their fixed cascade is more broken than normal cascade lol

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

4 months

Huge game changer for Modern. Will single-handedly revitalize Jund. Time to sleeve up your Bloodbraid Elves!! 🖤❤️💚

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

1 month

finally purchased my very own (definitely very real) cube 😍

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

2 years

$1000 for a few packs of proxies is way too cheap for me. i might’ve bought them for $2000, but $1000? what does WOTC think i am, poor?

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

4 months

i’ve been catching up on the State of Modern

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

7 months

an Israeli company monopolizes the global Estrogen market while Israel suppresses Palestinian access to HRT and this is supposed to make me feel... what? conflicted about condemning genocide? "Hamas would execute you" bro half of the American senate would execute me

uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

7 months

@tiddypills i'm sure i'll get blocked for this, and i'm sure we could get along fine in person, but the irony is just so crazy. you literally rely on israel to make your estrogen, and hamas would execute you for existing. anyway, nice to make your acquaintance, you can hate me now

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

1 month

Every single student risking arrest, expulsion, and bodily harm to protest genocide on college campuses around the country is braver than any cop will ever be.

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

2 months

you ever just

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

8 months

the solution to the reserved list is to reprint the duals with the most heinous art imaginable. just the most dogshit looking cards you've ever seen in your life

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@emmadpartlow

8 months

It is wild (pun intended) to see how much artwork influences a card's price, see Eriette of the Charmed Apple. #MTGWOE

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@tiddypills

8 months

Lee McLeod

@leemcleo

8 months

We need to free my guy Walking Ballista from Pioneer jail.

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

2 years

@BlkAssFeminist i’m often reminded of Amanda Bynes description of getting gender dysphoria while filming She’s the Man

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

10 months

when Emrakul makes you sac 6 permanents but you only have 5 permanents in play and MTGO makes you click all 5 anyway its so degrading like i just know the program is saying "yea? sac six permanents you little bitch. oh you only have 5? which 5. click them. click them right now"

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@tiddypills

1 year

despite how often trans people say it, i don’t think cis allies really understand just how heavy the weight of the fear that trans people in america are feeling right now. it’s constant & suffocating on a molecular level. we are teetering on the brink of an atrocity

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

7 years

***important to note that this statistic drops drastically when the trans child is accepted and supported by their parents***

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

3 months

my replies

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

3 months

him: you better not be an eldritch horror foretelling the end of all things when i come over 🙄😡 my enigmatic & prophetic ass:

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

1 year

"just a lil guy" should be a creature type in mtg

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

3 months

@TGruneich "I don't know you, I value my breakfast more than you" is absolutely a sentiment rooted in fascism. The word fascism isn't overused; fascism is steadily rising around the world and therefore the frequency that the word is used must increase as well.

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

7 months

UB is whatever. My much more significant concern is that “lowest common denominator culture” has taken over the leadership positions of every industry. It’s the inevitable evolution of a society that holds money and infinite growth over all else.

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

6 months

magic players are addicted to taking a good deck and making it Worse

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

2 months

Why were there no “left-handed kids” in the fifties?

Venice Allan

@roseveniceallan

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Why were there no ‘trans kids’ in the nineties?

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

9 months

my dad (who taught me how to play magic when i was a kid) stumbled across Agatha’s Soul Cauldron

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

1 year

ready to game 🤓

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

2 years

@Aspiringspike companion abilities are mana abilities. as in mana wish these cards didn’t exist haha

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

6 months

WOTC you know what you must do

jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

6 months

WOTC must be crying and throwing up rn that their fixed cascade is more broken than normal cascade lol

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

1 month

me on shuffle up & play

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

13 days

If the number one complaint was that players' groups wouldn't let them play with Un-Cards, wouldn't the most logical conclusion be "most players don't want to play with Un-Cards" ?

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@maro254

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@bmkibler @Glenn_Jones_ @SaffronOlive The number one complaint I got from players about Un-cards was their group wouldn't let them play them. For many play groups, Rule 0 isn't a practical thing.

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

4 months

I don’t think the surveil tap lands will be good in Modern

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

2 years

some cool news :)

ChannelFireball

@ChannelFireball

2 years

Please welcome multi-format writer & competitive player, @tiddypills to CFB Pro! 🏆 Level up your game with TCG Player's subscription, which includes access to all our exclusive content and more:

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

4 months

crying in the club rn. thank you thank you thank you R&D

jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

2 years

teferi enjoyers every time a new preview season starts

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

1 year

*MTG Seinfeld* Jerry tries to teach George to mulligan more. Elaine breaks up with the guy she's been seeing over EDH vs. Legacy discourse. Kramer suspects his FNM opponent last week was a netdecker.

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

10 months

damn they turned my ex into an Ashiok card

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

3 years

@lawnerdbarak @Veeren_Jubbal lol yeah i got owned, there's no other way to look at it

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

6 years

Comrade Sue Mixon, y’all

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

5 months

dream blunt rotation

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

1 year

can we talk about this instead of whatever today’s discourse was going to be

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

1 year

does my opt resolve? is the stack empty? do you love this shit? are you high right now? do you ever get nervous?

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

1 year

it's so absurd that this card is a rare lol

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

6 years

Hi, I’m (officially & legally) Jesse Alana Robkin. Pleased to meet you!

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

7 months

“i didn’t follow you for your opinions about Palestine” well i didn’t pay taxes so Biden could donate bombs to Israel so i guess we’re both pretty upset

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

10 months

Universes Beyond: the Fortniteification of the card game you once loved

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

4 months

this card is obscene

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

3 months

The Prof's yearly Trans Lifeline fundraiser is one of the (many) reasons I love working with him. His unwavering and unapologetic support of trans people is something all cis people should strive for. Please consider contributing to this campaign! Maybe you'll win a lot of cards!

Tolarian Community College

@TolarianCollege

3 months

Want TWO Lord Of The Rings AND TWO Modern Horizons II collector booster boxes? I'm giving all FOUR (4) BOXES to ONE PERSON! Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @TransLifeline and I'll send one lucky donor all 4 boxes on Feb 16 at 9pm EST! Donate--->

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

3 years

@isreallytwodogs hahaha oh fuck that would be a nightmare

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@tiddypills

1 month

in related news, I won't forgive J.K. Rowling for her transphobic comments. as long as we're refusing apologies that were never offered

Culture Crave 🍿

@CultureCrave

2 months

J.K. Rowling says she won’t forgive Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson for speaking out against her trans comments

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

3 years

no i didn’t accidentally send this to my dad lol. my hinge match was just making a dad joke

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

1 year

for a guy who calls himself “the Strategist,” you’d think he’d come up with a stronger strategy than “Walls”

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

3 months

fuck Hasbro, all my homies hate Hasbro

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

7 months

“no format changes, here’s a new booster pack” is such stock wizards lolol

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

3 months

*waking up from a 3 day coma* lol imagine registering rakdos vampires in a Pro Tour 😂😂😂 my favorite pro, Marc Tobiasch, would never make a fool of himself like that

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

6 months

when i pair into Lotus at the RC

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@tiddypills

3 months

the biggest problem with standard is these four lands all look exactly the same

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

13 days

Me when the data suggests UW Control is bad: “Win rate data is just noise anyway” Me when the data suggests UW Control is good: “Math is the closest humans can come to understanding God”

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

11 months

To the girl who got her first estrogen shot on June 24 2016 then drove across town to join the Seattle Trans Pride March: Thank you. For trusting me, for carrying that little flutter of hope through hell so I could stand here on the other side, whole. Happy rebirthday, my love <3

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@tiddypills

8 months

mtgo chatting

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

2 years

midrange is when your deck is mid at a range of things

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

1 month

bro come on

Ada Lluch 🇪🇸

@ada_lluch

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I never saw anyone murdering people screaming “Christ is King”. Just saying.

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

10 months

you made an anonymous twitter account to try to make me feel bad in the most boring uninspired way possible but all you actually did was tell me i pass and i’m good at magic lol

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

2 years

no pioneer deck has all 2: - good - i like it

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@tiddypills

9 months

splinter twin situation

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

2 years

PSA: possibly cheating doesn’t mean a person’s they/them pronouns get revoked

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

8 months

she may have willfully tried to kill us all, but at least she died before she got to see it happen <3 rot in hell bb

NBC News

@NBCNews

8 months

BREAKING: Sen. Dianne Feinstein, a trailblazer in U.S. politics and the longest-serving woman in the Senate, has died at 90.

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@tiddypills

8 months

if you're afraid of having sex with a trans woman, just ask every woman you are about to sleep with if she's a man. easy way to weed out trans women and any other woman who doesn't want to fuck a bigoted piece of shit <3

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@tiddypills

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i’m wrapped in a blanket on the couch rn waiting for vaccine side effects to go away and my dad comes up to me to tell me he’s picking up mediterranean for dinner. i ask for a falafel platter. immediately his eyes light up and he says “oh, because you feelawful?”

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@tiddypills

4 months

which way, western man

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@tiddypills

1 year

THEY DID IT!!!! THEY ACTUALLY DID IT!!!!!!!!!

jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

1 year

petition to put Monastery Mentor in Pioneer

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@tiddypills

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Magic: The Gathering

@wizards_magic

7 months

Our newest Team-up is here! Magic's Universes Beyond is collaborating with @Marvel ! #MTGxMarvel

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@tiddypills

5 months

narrator: JUST KIDDING MOTHERFUCKER SHE DID BALL (0-3 into 6-3 / day 2)

jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

5 months

narrator: she did not, in fact, ball

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1 year

karn lubricated

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

7 months

i dislike UB as a concept, and i’ve also accepted that you can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube. i was hopeful that its impact to formats i play would remain minimal for a while, but if the Marvel set is like the LOTR set then 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@tiddypills

6 months

Lilly Wachowski likes my short film y’all can’t say shit to me !!!!!!

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@tiddypills

6 years

🚨CIS & PASSING TRANS PEOPLE, THIS THREAD IS FOR YOU🚨 When you argue that trans people look just like cis people, you are actively contributing to the marginalization and oppression of both nonbinary people and binary trans folx who don’t pass.

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jesse 🇵🇸

@tiddypills

4 months

show me your best MTG-related photo of course

Brad Nelson

@fffreakmtg

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Show me your best MTG-related photo. I’ll go first:

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@tiddypills

2 years

it’s funny how if one profession seems cool to you when you’re 18, you get to make $40,000 per year. but if a different profession seems cool to you when you’re 18, you get to make $120,000 per year

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@tiddypills

4 months

went to throw together a terrible Esper Stoneforge/Cryptic Coat list and got roasted by the MTGO client before I could even start

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@tiddypills

9 months

new best card in magic. instant build-around 4-of in every deck. needs to be errata’d to have hexproof and indestructible so i don’t cry

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@tiddypills

1 year

disappointing way for a tournament to end :/

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@tiddypills

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how tf do you not give Spike a preview for your new Modern set lol

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@tiddypills

3 months

Happy 4th birthday to my vagina <3 You are the best thing to ever happen to me, and I would go through hell all over again -- and again and again and again and again if I had to -- to bring you into this world. Thank you, my love, for my life.

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@tiddypills

3 months

fellas is it gay to be attracted to a woman

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@tiddypills

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@Alashar_Ekans so close! just reverse the order: "everything that is fascism i don't agree with"

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@tiddypills

2 years

her matter? i reshape that. her thought-knots? i see that. her reality? i smash that

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@tiddypills

9 years

"Oh, I shot him! I'm sorry." Then they continue to cuff him, get him no help, insult him, and let him die. He wasn't resisting. #ericharris

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“The truth is, once you understand that there are people who do not want you to exist, that is a difficult card to remove from the table. There is no liberation, no undoing that knowledge. It is the unyielding door, the one that you simply cannot push back against any longer.”

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internet transphobe (delusional): “you will never be a woman! men cannot become women!” every human i interact with in the real world: “hello ma’am may i hold the door for you miss how are we doing tonight ladies”

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@tiddypills

2 years

Mono W Humans decklist pic from my Top 4 in the Pioneer $5K at NRG Minneapolis this weekend! Shout out to @Nammersquats for the original 75 I based this on. This deck config is favored against both Mono G Devotion and Red Black Mid. I highly recommend it! Aggro, baby!

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@tiddypills

1 year

Good Evening, "Boros Convoke" was a 7 day sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

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