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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

7 months

That’s a wrap on The VelociPastor 2.

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

2 years

Askesth of the lord and thee shall recieve

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

3 years

If any of your friends are on the fence about checking out VelociPastor, just let them know that @JustinMcElroy has seen it “several times”.

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

How the fuck did we get to Malaysia?? Lol

Megat 'Adli 🇵🇸🕊️

@TheFunSizeGuy

4 years

1/10 susah kot. Sebab dah masuk kategori tidak boleh ditonton dan hanya boleh dilihat di dalam keadaan yang sedar movie itu teruk. Selalunya B rated movies macam, Sharknado, Velocipastor yang tidak akan keluar di panggung. Ehhh adalah, Badang.

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

2 years

Lol fuck Morbius dude

Melbell24

@melbell424

2 years

When @thevelocipastor has a higher tomato score than @MorbiusMovie 🤔

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

@GotEwan @THR Lol OKAY ewan

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

2 years

We hit $35k in the first 12 hours. That was how much the entire first film cost to make. Y’all are incredible! 🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖 #theVelocipastor #Kickstarter #dinosaurs #kickstartercampaign

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

3 years

Make us your first-date movie, you cowards.

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

2 years

The teaser trailer for THE VELOCIPASTOR 2 is now live!!!!!!! We have 8 days left on our Kickstarter so LET US PREY! #thevelocipastor #trailer #teaser

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

1 year

Y’ALL!!! WE DID ITTTTT!!!!!!!!!! We Are FUNDED!!! We are 102% funded which means WE’RE MAKING A MOVIE! Just because we’re funded doesn’t mean we’re slowing down! We got plenty of stretch goals and things to share over the next 26 days! AHHHHH 🦖🦖🦖

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

1 year

We did it!!!!!!!!!! The campaign is officially over! $118,297 1,515 backers Thank you all SO much. We really can’t express enough how much this means to us. We’re making a movie!!!!!!!!!!!

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

A story in two acts.

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

First printing of the sequel script

Brendan Steere

@brendansteere

4 years

First printing

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

The sequel is called “OUTBACK DRACULA”.

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

4 years

Microbudget viral comedy-horror hit 'The VelociPastor' is to become a three-part franchise, with LGBTQ+ vampire horror sequel 'Outback Dracula' planned. Details:

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

*sits on the floor and patiently waits for investors*

Dread Central

@DreadCentral

4 years

THE VELOCIPASTOR 2 Written & Ready to Roll -

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

2 years

WE HIT $50,000 WHICH MEANS PROP GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!! We're giving away Father Stewart's war time wig! Do these 3 steps to enter: 1) Follow us on Twitter 2) RT this post 3) Tag 2 friends in the replies We'll pick a random winner at 4pm ET on Tuesday!

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

The script for VelociPastor was 46 pages and the movie shook out to 72 mins. The script for the sequel is 129 pages.

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

Dude it’s just true honestly 🤷‍♂️

archived account i'm @rabwinsgames now

@HokmaEnjoyer

4 years

what did the velocipastor mean by this

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

2 years

Happy Father’s Day to everyone who flew out to the Vietnamese jungle to try and start a family

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

2 years

🦖💥GIVEAWAY TIME💥🦖 We’re 82% funded on #Kickstarter so time for a VelociPastor 1 prop #Giveaway !! To win DOUG’S ACTUAL PRIEST ROBE from the movie: 1) Follow our account 2) Retweet this tweet AND 3) Reply tagging 2 friends Ends Monday at 3pm ET

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

2 years

Something big is coming tomorrow.

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

If I may take a moment to be candid here, it is genuinely wild to me that a film we made for less money than any episode of tv you’ve ever watched has run into a PIRACY problem because demand is so high. If you can pay for it, please do! If you can’t, enjoy.

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

But you all also SHOULD

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

2 years

In case anyone is curious, The VelociPastor is the same film genre as the music video to “Friday” by Rebecca Black

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

3 years

Hey any of you new GameStop stock millionaires want in on the VelociPastor sequel??

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

3 years

Happy Mother’s Day

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

Guess who’s back on Amazon Prime just in time for Quarantine Halloween Parties? 😎 🦖 ⛪️

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

We are 12 followers away from 2,000 followers!!!! Help us get there by tonight and I'll release some never before seen Behind the Scenes photo/video!!!

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

3 years

Alice Cooper has seen The VelociPastor.

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

2 years

Closing out day 2 at $42,000! We're 15% funded and it's been TWO DAYS! Thanks to all the VelociPostles out there now..... LET US PRRREEEEEYYYYYY 🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖 (and keep sharing please)

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

You misspelled “more beautiful”

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

fucking exCUSE YOU, Paul

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

It was $35k but otherwise you’re pretty much spot on.

USL Pony

@USL_Pony

4 years

Movie seemed like you told some film students "here is 20k... go nuts". If you could ignore the random scenes going out of focus, one scene with a smudge on the camera lens, bad dialogue, plot holes, comically cheap special effects and absurd twist... its bad funny, but funny.

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

“A feature-length shitpost” that still somehow gets an A rating is EXACTLY what I wanted to make.

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

Hey guys! I saw that we got taken off Amazon Prime streaming in the 🇺🇸, so just wanted to update y’all that the film can still be watched Legally and For Free on VUDU and @Tubi ! Thanks! Enjoy the film! 🦖 ⛪️ 💕

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

I’m cleaning my apartment and hey 2011 says we might just become a full movie one day.

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

I have wanted someone to do a side by side comparison for so long now and omg we really DID nail it

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

The VelociPastor team has been quiet on social media as we’ve been working hard in Los Angeles and New York to support and empower the #BlackLivesMatter movement in our respective cities. We are proud to stand united with the peaceful protestors. Thank you for enjoying the film

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

@ellenbwright @AudacityOfHoops We’re in the middle of writing a sequel right now, but we’ll be the first to admit that we done goofed up on that one.

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

HAHAHAHA this is my DAD

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

2 years

We’ve made it

depths of wikipedia

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

5 years

We have moved mountains together.

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

10 months

Preproduction is well underway on VP2 and tbh it’s murder not immediately sharing all the cool shit with you guys

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

Happy #FathersDay

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

2 years

We broke $50k which means we have another prop giveaway coming up later. Keep an eye out because its going to be GOOD

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

One day we'll release VelociPastor in 4D and you too can smell the latex and spray paint of the Dino costume

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

3 years

Welcome to October 🎃 who’s watching VelociPastor with friends this year?

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

1 year

@john_sipher We are confident The Velocipastor 2 has a bear much more interesting than Cocaine Bear in it

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

Good luck, OTHER MOVIES haha hahahahaha

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

3 years

Letterboxd

@letterboxd

3 years

What performance in a horror movie should have been nominated for an Oscar?

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

2 years

WATCH 👏 WITH 👏 BROS 🦖

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

Just hanging a picture of Doug above my bed in Animal Crossing

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

2 years

Did anyone ask for official merch?

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

Fun fact: this is exactly how my dad looks at me each time I tell him about a new movie idea.

Flim Critic

@FlimCritic

4 years

The VelociPastor (2019)

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

Wait you guys DONT call it “priest college”??

Jake Williams

@MalwareJake

4 years

#Velocipastor is remembering when his parents said "we'll pick you up after 'priest college.'" I'm now 100% sure that no Catholics were consulted in the making of this movie (or the director just didn't care)

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

What the actual "confessional" looked like where Frankie Mermaid was killed. This was also one of the first things we filmed!

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

“The VelociPastor is probably the best time I’ve had with a film all year because it GAVE me that emotional high again. That feeling of being a spellbound child, watching stuff I just couldn’t believe was unfolding before my eyes. It’s nothing BUT cinematic.”

Ninjas All The Way

@ninjasalltheway

4 years

A little different to the usual but this heartfelt homage to all the good 80s stuff made me want to include it in the ninja canon and write about it at threat length. And yes. It has a dinosaur. Behold, the VelociPastor! (2018)

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

Happy birthday to Carol herself @monalyssasmiles ! ((who has already assured me she’s fine today don’t worry

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

@codyko Yes Cody, it IS honestly us.

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

3 years

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a missing VFX. 🎄

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

1 year

SO MANY PEOPLE ROLLED UP TO THIS BAR ON MONDAY FOR VELOCIPASTOR! This is buck wild and we love you all!

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

How does a priest-man, orphan, son of a mom and a Scotsman Dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the American Equivalence of sacrilege - a monster Can he date a hooker while a Father??

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

3 years

Happy Father’s Day

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

1 year

Omg

Andreas Petersen

@SLC_Andreas

1 year

@thevelocipastor

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

2 years

WE ARE NOW ONLY $5k AWAY FROM BEING FUNDED!!!!! If we get funded by the end of the day, we’ll pick TWO winners and give away Father Stewart’s robe as well! And ya know what? We’ll even include the eye patch 🦖🦖🦖🦖

The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

2 years

🦖💥GIVEAWAY TIME💥🦖 We’re 82% funded on #Kickstarter so time for a VelociPastor 1 prop #Giveaway !! To win DOUG’S ACTUAL PRIEST ROBE from the movie: 1) Follow our account 2) Retweet this tweet AND 3) Reply tagging 2 friends Ends Monday at 3pm ET

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

1 year

Greg brought snacks

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

Avengers Assemble

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

1 year

Today we can honestly say the thing we’re most thankful for is ALL OF YOU! Seriously, the outpour of love from the community and getting meet so many of you face-to-face has been such a highlight of the last uhhh few years ha. Thank you all!

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

3 years

So happy this is a gif now

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

👍

Rebekah Says Get Vaccinated!

@dollfacerebekah

4 years

@thevelocipastor yo is this true??

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

Maybe he was trying to start a family?

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

This is fine and all but where are the ninjas 🤔

Universal Orlando Resort

@UniversalORL

4 years

If THIS doesn't make you want to join the hunt, then we don't know what will.

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@thevelocipastor

3 years

This is 100% true

Ostepops

@Osteopopsrosis

3 years

@thesuperghoul @thevelocipastor I will never pass on an opportunity to share this about The Velocipastor

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

2 years

Like if u were a dinotopia kid too

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

Latest news is still “we have a script and are looking for funding”. You guys spreading the word about the movie is the best thing to do to help right now!

Vinícius Miranda

@TheMirandao

4 years

@brendansteere Is there any news regarding a sequel for @thevelocipastor ? The ending felt like there was more waiting to be told.

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

Oh, it’s because we’re a GOOD movie, and Cats is not.

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

2 years

FUCK put my soda stream in the freezer uh oh

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

3 years

I really love the gifs where the ninjas are just stumbling the fuck around

Lorenzo Sorice

@lorenzosorice

3 years

It’s bad movie night and it doesn’t get any worst…or better…than The VelociPastor

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

LOOK AVRIL LAVIGNE WAS THE MUSIC WE FUCKING NEEDED THEN, OKAY??

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

3 years

I found an old journal from high school, so I can finally announce with confidence that the dinosaur costume cost $4000 USD in 2008 dollars.

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

4 years

The VFX: Car on Fire makes this straight perfect

malartkey

@malartkey

4 years

I made a thing because I watched a movie. #velocipastor

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@thevelocipastor

4 years

This is all I needed today.

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

3 years

@AshuraBlazer @NCDeathScenes Oh it’s very real

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The VelociPastor

@thevelocipastor

2 years

JOIN US AT 3pm ET / 12PM PT For a livestream on TikTok! Greg, Alyssa, and Jesse are going to be talking to chat and you might even get a sneak peak at some of the stuff we're working on for the movie :0 We're only $1.5K away from $50K which mean new announcements soon!