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@TomiLahren You mean like the host of the Apprentice?

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@JomboyMedia

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@sbosarge73 @FoxNewsInsider @foxandfriends @Sethrogen Celebrities like our esteemed President?

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@CalebJHull Both of my kids (5) and (2) absolutely love Bowie, Kiss, T-Rex, etc. How is it that they understand art and you, a grown man, does not?

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@charliekirk11 Fucking ghoul

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@notcapnamerica He couldn’t define CRT if you had a gun to his head

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2 years

JOE HIT EM WITH IT

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2 years

Worst 111 win team I’ve ever seen, tbh

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IM SO FUCKING HAPPY FOR OUR CITY

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7 years

@cramersmail1 @VicBergerIV @realDonaldTrump like a birth certificate?

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2 years

@jakeshieldsajj Who the fuck did you think the machine was?

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21 days

ESPN crew heading over to dodger stadium for tonight’s big game!

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@thestevenwoods

1 year

Tonight looks like the battle of the IT departments

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@thestevenwoods

3 years

Guys named Aubrey?

Aubrey Huff

@aubrey_huff

3 years

Is there anything more feminine than a white male liberal?

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@thestevenwoods

1 year

Rest easy, buddy. Thank you for protecting our family and the love you gave us ❤️

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@thestevenwoods

1 year

San Diego State just knocked off the #1 overall seed in the NCAA Tournament and is heading to the Elite 8 for the first time in school history!!!

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@thestevenwoods

6 years

@FoxNews Conservatives wield their penises at unsuspecting women despite outcries of family values.

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@thestevenwoods

7 months

Mission accomplished

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7 months

Clayton Kershaw: “I’d much rather fail on the biggest stages than not get to be here at all.”

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

@CashbossYt @SwifieG @milkmaraj Spell the number you just typed out.

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

I will 100% be wearing the exact same clothes at the game tomorrow, btw.

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

STOP 👏🏻 QUITTING 👏🏻 ON 👏🏻 THIS 👏🏻 TEAM #LFGSD

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@thestevenwoods

1 year

EXTEND THIS MAN

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

Some of you dipshits need to apologize to Manny now. Bitches.

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@thestevenwoods

22 days

Don’t forget to lock up when you leave @tatis_jr

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1 year

We’re gonna need a bigger ballpark

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

Darvish + Suarez + Hill + Hader tomorrow and get back home. Then pray.

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@thestevenwoods

6 years

@watkins108 @nowthisnews That’s they are job? Makes sense.

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IRRELEVANT AS FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

It's easier said than done, I realize...but if you're a boss and your employee has tickets to one of these games...have a heart. It'll come back to you in spades. Everyone wants to work for someone who understands and appreciates their passions.

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

100%. If they can celebrate a 60 game championship, you can bet your ass I'll celebrate knocking off a 111 win "juggernaut" who guaranteed a WS victory.

👑 Hannah Nancarrow...Woods

@HannahNancarrow

2 years

they can’t take this away from us

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3 years

My wife just watched @Harry_Styles and she’s pregnant again

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@thestevenwoods

3 years

Welcome Taylor Parker Woods❤️ His mama @HannahNancarrow is just an absolute bad ass. He came in kicking and screaming and now we’re chilling and listening to music. The first song he ever heard: You Are So Beautiful by Joe Cocker. Thank you for all of the well wishes 🙏

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4 years

@SammyAdams @JaredDudley619 This is a tough scene

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1 year

Mustache Bros 4 Life

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump @BarackObama

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@MarkDice @realDonaldTrump

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2 years

You’re a poverty fucking franchise @Mets

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2 years

APOLOGIZE TO JOSH BELL YOU BUFFOONS

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2 years

Shoutout to @katiejwoo and @JakePeavy_22 for being the ONLY national media that I saw pick the @Padres in this series.

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@thestevenwoods

1 year

Nine years ago tonight was our first date. She wore red yoga pants and we had the world’s most awkward hug at the end. Glad she gave me another shot

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@thestevenwoods

3 years

What a privilege it is to watch, root for, and cover this @Padres team. Such a dream come true

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@thestevenwoods

5 months

Honestly, I'd love @Ken_Rosenthal to come on tomorrow and explain to the citizens of San Diego why it's bad when we do it but "good for baseball" when they do it.

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@thestevenwoods

3 years

I’d like to buy this man dinner somewhere, so someone let me know who he is. Throw fingers, not punches.

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3 years

Amazing #hungryformore

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2 months

You know and I know absolutely nothing will happen to Shohei, despite his camp changing its story. Rob Manfred will go to the ends of the earth to protect him and his franchise. But the shitposting has been elite today 🫡

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@thestevenwoods

7 months

I say this with peace and love but if you don’t want Juan Soto here long term, you’re kind of an idiot.

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@thestevenwoods

1 year

@gossipbabies Yes. No one else should move here or visit much.

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

AJ PRELLER YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

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@thestevenwoods

3 years

Guys..it's fine when THEY do it!

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@Maxairjordan1

3 years

Your boy admiring the plate here I assume

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

Manny is a God and it’s criminal he only has 2 Gold Gloves

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@thestevenwoods

1 year

WELL WELL WELL You dirty, cheating Mets. I’m sick right now. 🦻

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1 year

SCHERZER EJECTED FOR STICKY STUFF

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

This entire city trying to figure out how they’re gonna budget for NLCS tickets

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@thestevenwoods

5 years

OJ...Bill Cosby...who’s next? Jeez

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@thestevenwoods

6 months

Much love to the Seidler family ❤️❤️❤️ Peter was one of the kindest, most thoughtful men I’ve had the pleasure of meeting.

San Diego Padres

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With profound sadness, the Padres announce that their Chairman and Owner Peter Seidler passed away today in San Diego. He will be dearly missed. Please see the attached press release for further detail:

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@thestevenwoods

4 years

MAYBE EVERYONE SHUTS THE F UP AND GIVES THANKS THAT THIS DUDE IS ON OUR TEAM? WE GOOD?

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

HE DID IT AGAIN OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

With my “pick to click”

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22 days

THE TATIS FAMILY OWNS THAT SHITBOX

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@thestevenwoods

3 months

Fourteen years ago tonight I was laying in bed in an extended stay in Mission Valley, staring at the ceiling, about to embark on a new career. So glad to still be here. So grateful for you guys. So grateful for San Diego. So grateful for the opportunity, still ❤️

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

Ray Charles back there

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

Barstool has shit on Manny for years so they can recognize deez nuts

Barstool Sports

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2 years

Folks, It's Time We Recognize That Manny Machado Is The Best Player In The National League

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

I’ve got a little brother. I used to beat the shit out of him. Then he got bigger and stronger and socked me in the mouth. Then he threw an iron at my head.

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@thestevenwoods

6 months

“I want you to stay” Congrats @snellzilla4

San Diego Padres

@Padres

6 months

#CyZilla ’s so nice, he had to do it twice 🏆 Congratulations to Blake Snell on being named the 2023 NL Cy Young Award winner!

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@DodgersMemeTeam dodgers and filling their diapers in October

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

Love you @Padres Congrats to the @Phillies Go win it all 😭😭😭😭😭

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

Such a spectacular day and a gutsy win from our boys. I’ll treasure it forever.

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

WE JUST WON THE WORLD SERIES

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

Answer tomorrow, boys. Burned their two best arms. Come out aggressive and take it to them.

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

Stop embarrassing our city challenge

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26 days

I’m silently screaming in my house. That was incredible.

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1 year

Honestly the @Padres could sell tickets to watch Tatis do agility drills at Petco. I’d buy one

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@thestevenwoods

4 years

"oUr gUyS wOuLd nEvEr"

Andrew Kauffman

@A_Kauff

5 years

Yadier Molina with a bat flip for the ages!

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1 year

Great day to live in America’s Finest

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1 year

THE FINAL FOUR 🤯

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@thestevenwoods

6 months

Beau made a card for Papa Pete’s family and asked me to drop it off tomorrow. 🥹🥹🥹

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@thestevenwoods

3 years

The @Padres are so massively important to this city. Time to start playing like it.

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

The playoff format would’ve been fine had the dodgers won, I’m sure. The dodgers put up 5 runs in 3 innings after their layoff. Then they got beaten. Take the fucking L.

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@thestevenwoods

1 year

Although we’ve come to the end of the road…still I can’t let go. It’s unnatural. You belong to me. I belong to you.

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

Happy Birthday @JuanSoto25_ Really glad you’re here

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

I’m gonna say it until I’m blue in the face but Alfaro damn near beat us to work every single morning of Spring Training. We’d be setting up our equipment and he was showing up for work. Love that shit so much.

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@thestevenwoods

4 years

IM SCREAMING RIGHT NOW. MAX MUNCY IS THE WORST BASEBALL PLAYER IVE EVER SEEN

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@thestevenwoods

3 years

Adam Frazier is 7-for-15 since this tweet

Blake Harris

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3 years

Adam Frazier is 4-for-25 since being traded to the Padres

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

That was all-time tonight. Let’s do it again tomorrow. @BenAndWoods will be on at 3PM to bless the mood. Love you guys and it was incredible seeing you tonight. #LFGSD

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@thestevenwoods

4 years

You want to improve the game of baseball? Get better umpires. You don’t see professional athletes thrown out for words in other sports. NBA refs WEAR it. NFL refs WEAR it. NHL officials WEAR it. Bunch of absolute soft ass clowns.

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@thestevenwoods

5 months

Class act scenes from @JuanSoto25_

Villas

@PrellerPlsCook

5 months

Juan says goodbye to San Diego

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7 months

Well…sometimes the lights are just too bright. That’s baseball. I’m not going to unload all of these bookmarks tonight. Far too classy. We’ll see you fellas in Korea and have a nice rest of the year. #growth #class #sportsmanship #leadership

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

‘Twas a masterclass tonight from @itsFatherJoe44 and the boys tonight. Talk to y’all at 6am. #WhyNotUs

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@thestevenwoods

4 years

This is awesome, man. 60, 162, doesn’t matter. Cheers to all of the #FriarFaithful out there

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@thestevenwoods

4 years

You threw a manager out of the NLDS for words. Great work @MLBUA .

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@thestevenwoods

3 years

Narrator: He did not, in fact, “flip that script real quick”

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

That was legit one of the best days I can remember

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@thestevenwoods

1 year

KIM YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD!!!!

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1 year

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

97.3 The Fan

@973TheFanSD

1 year

Our own @tonygwynnjr celebrating inside the Padres radio booth!

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

I say this with peace and love but some of y’all micro-twitter-manager motherfuckers need to chill the fuck out and trust the skipper. These dudes facing ELITE pitching tonight and came away with the dub. The playoffs are gonna kill a lot of you. #LFGSD

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

For the walk Harper crowd: You don’t put the tying run on second and the winning run on first. You DO go to Josh Hader and if Harper beats your best you tip your cap and pack your shit.

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@thestevenwoods

2 years

@jakeshieldsajj From Morello himself: “There can be no nuanced thinking, like: ‘Yes, big pharma is horrible, but getting a vaccine to save your grandma is good.’ It’s a dumbed-down version of resistance.”

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@Cobratate @GretaThunberg