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For @guardian I wrote about Sleep No More—which is ending in May—and the decade of "immersive experiences" it spawned, a plague it seems we cannot escape

Plague masks and ambisexual witches: Sleep No More’s immersive experience leaves behind endless...

Punchdrunk’s revolutionary theater piece is no more after over a decade in New York. Now we’re drowning in structured fun

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My landlord is obsessed w rent that was due literally weeks ago ? Move on babe

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Companies be like “ Now more than ever , we will let you buy our product”

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Your fiancé gets kidnapped in a foreign country. You stay out till 2 am searching w authorities but eventually you have to call it and return to your hotel. Do you still do your skincare routine y/n

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October… the Thursday of the year. Slutty but intellectual

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So Twitter is Instagram now and Instagram is a mall . What’s next Amazon is the state ?? Wait

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Kayleigh McEnany teighsts poseightyve for Coveighd-19

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Left: abolish the police Liberals: we’ll rename the Pentagon the Maya Angelou War Center

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Just heard an elder lesbian explain how in the 70s lesbians would cruise (!) at Riis beach and the older butches would bring huge shopping bags then take a young femme into the bathroom stall and have her stand IN THE BAG so cops would only see one set of legs in the stall

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Tik Tok that’s moralizing about something but the text is missing

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Working at any office is like “Ok we’re transitioning to Salarya, but payroll is still in Bullfrog—did you see my Noosecock post? Submit your timecard on Fireplayce then jizz me on Smackdog . Do NOT upload to Crackerz without Yammer approval

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I’m not a cheater I’m just neurodivergent

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Hillary Clinton interviewing a 100 year old French clown

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Straight girls text w so much punctuation they’re always like “Wow, that’s crazy! I’m sorry you had to deal with that. Hope you’re feeling better; let’s talk soon— Chloe”

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Zoomers who moved to NYC 6 weeks ago will tweet stuff like "osama bin laden came in my dad's mouth " then you meet them in person and they're wearing six KN95s and avoiding eye contact

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All people in media do is announce they are leaving jobs at websites

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Narrator of a big budget investigative podcast

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This entire administration is addicted to walking

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100 days. We're just getting started.

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Everyone on insta

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Can people stop saying “2020” is a “crazy year “ . It’s not “2020” . It’s global warming. It’s climate + social catastrophe induced by rapacious consumption and horrible resource management . Next year will be worse

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The trending use of “goblin” as a synonym for “lazy” is so anti-intellectual. Goblins are active, mischievous , perhaps gross physically—but it’s a grossness gleaned from an active lifestyle—scurrying into sewers and places they shouldn’t. Goblins don’t watch Netflix

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White ppl walking into a C Town for the first time after Trader Joe's is out of greek yogurt

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The skincare industry is a hoax. Millions of straight men walk around w glowing skin and never put a single product on their face. Wake up

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London is wildly cheap. Every Uber is $8. A pint in $3. Dinner for two w wine and tip included is $40. Cover at the cheesiest gay club is $2.50 and a *pitcher* of Aperol Spritz is $14. This is the Des Moines of Europe

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No one: Theyfluencer w 68k in a Hinge ad: Identity is so community! That’s why it’s so authenticity to make proud. My exist isn’t for sale—and what’s more pronouns than that? Phone

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$6k gig: paid on time ,direct deposit $150 gig: 36 emails, 17 tax forms, 2 ID scans , still waiting on check in mail

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Best part about being is vaccinated is not having to wash your hands after you take a shit

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A lot of you saw Michaela Coel say “don’t be afraid to disappear and see what comes to you in the silence” and were like ok time to post more

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CIA rebrand is giving techno festival in Frankfurt

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Does anyone else get corona for 1 hour each day

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Every date on the bachelor Bachelor: I’m excited to spend this day Girl: I’m so excited for day Bachelor: I’m really looking to excited Girl: I’m just excited to day Bachelor: it’s so Girl: I’m just to be here Bachelor: today was so exciting Girl: for excited Girl: :)

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Not Ivanka’s son! Prince George found dead

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The brother of the protagonist in a Boston movie at any point in the movie

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Will there be It Girls under communism

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🚨🚨 KLOBUCHAR TEA I’VE BEEN AUTHORIZED TO SPILL 🚨🚨 My boyfriend’s mom’s cousin’s son is dating one of her staffers and apparently whenever she flies private she immediately changes into shorts and makes an aide shave her legs and paint her toenails while she checks her phone

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Do you see what I'm saying

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Is San Diego the least iconic big city in America? There isn’t a single image it brings to mind

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Babe we tried that

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Vote.

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FYI skincare startups sharing this u can “start “ sending me free products now

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"Cilantro tastes like soap " is Havana Syndrome for girls who think Kacey Musgraves is the Bjork of country

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As Director of Bisexual Affairs for ExxonMobil , I am pleased to announce we are painting all our offshore oil rigs purple

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Every song is like I don't wanna be at the party and im anxious cuz i dont feel cool (yeah) im a little too high but not that high (hey) im a little too drunk to be high with my friends but i dont have friends (what) I'm pretending not to be popular even tho im a pop star (yeah)

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Bachelor: I love your personality Girl: I love spending time Bachelor: The time we spend is personality Girl: I’m having together Bachelor: And you’re showing that Girl: I’m together Bachelor: It’s really to be showing Girl: I’m to be :)

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Gen z: Millennials are just jealous of how inventive kids on TikTok are Also gen z:

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Me: is this wine good Natural wine somm : Well ,the winemaker’s wife was very active in Montreal’s punk scene in the early ‘80s. She was in a band called Les Shits and their drummer inherited a vineyard on the edge of a dormant volcano. For generations , the volcano people wou

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This is the cheese section at the local supermarket in Montreal. The US is an uncivilized country

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Girl at coffee shop looking at her own Instagram, pauses at pic of her and her bf (he’s taller than her and hot) , zooms in on his face, stares, then continues scrolling, gets notification that she’s reached her time limit for Instagram, clicks ignore for the day

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I lived in @MikeBloomberg ’s New York and I.. - was arrested 3x - spent night in jail twice - heard cops taunt my cellmate w homophobic threats - gay bashed, then told by cops it wasn’t a hate crime - assaulted 2 other times, told by cops they couldn’t do anything

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I lived in @MikeBloomberg ’s New York, and I saw him fight every day for the LGBTQ+ community. And not just the adults. He fought for the kids who are so vulnerable. We need that kind of compassion in our next president.

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Not “Alzheimer’s reveal “…

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Tony Bennett to perform with Lady Gaga after Alzheimer's reveal

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There’s something extremely gay about getting test results at 1 am

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Warren : you just said my polycule was unethical on national TV Bernie : what Warren: you said my polycule was unethical . On TV Bernie: listen I’m pro sex I just think the people involved should be hot Steyer: my wife and I swing Bernie : not now . Not ever

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Joan of Arc was a non binary lesbian with ADHD (visions) trying to escape a toxic living situation (being a peasant)

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Timeline for a New Queer Bar - Announce opening on Insta - GoFundMe - Look for physical space (do not find) - “Community collabs” (put logo on flyer for unrelated event) - Denied liquor license - Self-cancel for not decolonizing - Announce closing on Insta (has not opened yet)

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There is a line around every single block in Manhattan. Each person is in Online Ceramics and hydro mocs and a dangly earring and identifies as queer (straight). No one knows if they’re waiting for matcha Negroni oysters or a sneaker. It doesn’t matter. You die of heat stroke

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Karlie Kloss coded the Iowa caucus app while at dinner w the Kushners

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We just witnessed an insane moment in closeted history

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Antoni at Footlocker

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Tops be like: 12 340 651 Posts Followers Following Bottoms be like: 3,067 1,444 1,443 Posts Followers Following

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Normalize being the hottest person in your family

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It's giving Santa

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Getting ready.

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“October and Thursday have the same energy I can’t explain “ ,” 10pm and sophomore year have the same energy can’t explain” — why the feigned ignorance ??? They’re a similar percentage of the way through a universally recognized cycle of time it’s v explainable

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Zendaya is a genius. She has one facial expression and landed the two best movies of the year

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Why do my parents wines sound like a lacrosse team

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No matter what sound my dad makes- slamming cabinets, clanging pans, clearing his throat, somehow even slicing a pear —it is the loudest sound I have ever heard

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Gay best friend early on in the film

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In order of cop to not cop : Kamala (actual cop) Klobuchar (snow cop ) Biden (retired cop ) Pete (calling the cops) Warren (will cop if necessary ) Yang (left party before cops arrived) Beto (maybe not a cop) Tulsi (Russian spy ) Marianne (French spy ) Bernie (arrested )

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Macs are for fake jobs, PCs are for real jobs

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Antoni at the BBQ

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In Challengers they use exterior shots of the Ritz Carlton in Downtown Boston as a stand in for ~New Rochelle~. Absolutely humiliating for Boston

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Choose your fighter

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Bernie’s skin is on some Glossier king shit

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Best look I have seen in a while

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I want people to stop saying Saltburn was set in 2006. The sign said "Welcome class of 2006!" which means it's 2003, which makes the MGMT soundtrack even more anachronistic and that's okay

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MILF Manor is unfortunately brilliant, and possibly liberatory—heterosexual attraction is always Oedipal, they're just making it explicit. Our discomfort as viewers isn't w incest, but w our own mother's interiority! Her separation from us—and ultimately her abandonment

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Tfw u r walking

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My schedule in LA! Wake up :) Yoga Moon juice Walk dog Broth bath Hike w Soul Cycle instructor Drive dog to broth cycle Fuck Soul Cycle Instructors Dog On a Moon Hike Grind dog into turmeric powder, fill gas tank w it Beet plate Mountain of coke Sleep :)

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What

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WE DONT NEED TRUMP VOTERS. ONLY HALF THE COUNTRY EVEN VOTED . HE DIDNT EVEN WIN LMAO . WE NEED THE PPL WHO DIDNT VOTE LAST TIME

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“I don’t want to get into a back and forth about politics” — Joe Biden, in a presidential debate

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What

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As a professional lesbian identifier, German women over 40 are the hardest part of my job

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Ok girls let’s loot Sephora

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Straight guys LISTEN to podcasts Straight girls HOST podcasts Gay guys GUEST on podcasts Lesbians PRODUCE podcasts

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Billy Eichner and the entire Bros marketing team came to my apartment with loaded guns and forced me to change my bio to “Plant Dad. Introvert. Mostly politics and non-profit stuff. He/Him 👬🏳️‍🌈💍 #HouseOfModerna #FurBabyWrangler

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I was the first person in my family to sleep with a 9 or above

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We are living in the opposite of a golden age of copy

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Chrissy Teigen has a recipe for ”night eggs” that’s just eggs you eat at night

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You can add a poached egg to the vaccine for $2 which I do recommend

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I’ve been saying this

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Happy v day from Antoni

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The new Gossip Girl boldly asks the question what if parents students and teachers were all the same age

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I love that Melania is lowkey dead and Trump cannot stop talking about making out w guys

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Obsessed that this tank top only works if ur the girlfriend of a welder on an unseasonably warm fall day

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Straight guy near the end of a Jenga game

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T minus 1 week until every pastel millennial brand is like “Ugh Coronavirus giving u sad vibes ??? Wash your hands and chill anyone ????? Buy our CBD quarantine sheets

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We need another pandemic . No one learned anything

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Does this mean Khloe's gonna date Post Malone

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Meth doesn't always mean gay but meth at 5 AM at the Mondrian South Beach.... that is gonna go ahead and be gay

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