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Welcome to the Coaching Chronicles. Real stories, accurate reporting. Education through satire is the best way to navigate the sometimes intense and overly serious world of youth and high school sports. See our guide below ⬇️ for an in-depth guide to our publication.
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@Deadspin What about the vindication of a young chiefs fan?
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@Deadspin What the hell is going on with @carronJphillips employment status at your company?
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@Deadspin Calm down Stannis Baratheon
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@GSU_WBK Setting a new record against the sisters of the blind
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@NewYorkRedBulls I remember a time when someone insulted you on the field you took care of them on the field or in the parking lot after. Now we quit and cry on social media about it.
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@txfblife Coaches agreeing to the game
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#BREAKING 🚨Texas High school Soccer season intentionally placed in the winter as punishment ❄️ 📰 A high-ranking UIL official (who insisted on being anonymous), revealed the true motives behind this perplexing decision. They said, "Our main goal is to prevent players from
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🚨 THE REAL DEAL The Soccer Gods Prevail - @CHS_titansoccer and @memorial_soccer see first round exits in playoffs after spending more time turning in other programs for PAPF's than training for a post season run. Coaches for both programs couldn't be reached for comment after
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Coaches waking up after tournament weekends.
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I think this bear went to sleep in 2023 and woke up on January 1, 2024 ! 🤣🤣
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@sage_stage More coaches on campus
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The UIL state executive committee denied an appeal from Frisco Heritage boys soccer to overturn its seven forfeitures due to the use of an ineligible player. One of the top boys soccer teams in the state will not be able to compete in the playoffs. ⤵️
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Shout out to the professional organization and grounds maintenance team for keeping the grass nice and dead for an *elite* tournament @LethalSoccer
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Shoutout to all the scouts who are showing up in a big way for #ECNLLV 🙌
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🚨Inmates to become high school referees to ease shortages🚨 📰 Huntsville, Texas - "The opportunity to become a high school football referee is a great way for these prisoners to gain valuable experience in a low-stress environment," said the prison warden in a statement. "We
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Coaches: When you see one of your athletes show up late for practice. Say the following statement: “(Insert Athlete Name) I understand your late today because of X circumstance. I want you to know that I’m not upset that your late and I’m happy your here. I’d rather you be here
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🚨 Coach uses fake British accent to become prestigious club soccer coach, wins Dallas Cup Tournament 📰 "I was convinced he was the real deal. I threw every dollar I had at hime to give my son the best chance of winning the tournament" Continue reading here ⬇️
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@TXPrivateFBGuy Post their name publicly, let the good people of social media do their jobs.
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🚨 Brace yourselves. The snake-oil salesman armchair generals are coming 🚨 📰 American Soccer Coaches Prepare to Cash in on Spain's Youth Development Success with New Books, Courses, and Poggs after Spanish World Cup Win "Following the Spanish Women's National team's
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@CoachTatum90 Gather the team in the locker room. Tell the entire team that this one single player will be causing them the most painful punishment of their lives. Before you walk out, you tell the players to “take care of it” and you flip the lights off and walk out.
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🚨 Texas parents ready to mortgage their futures and transfer athletes to new schools after UIL Snapshot Enrollments 🚨 📰 Texas parents of high school athletes have been frantically scrambling to secure the futures of their precious offspring after catching a glimpse of the
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@LethalSoccer Beating the Sisters of the Blind 24-0 and posting the score on social media didn’t make your list?
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State associations blame soccer players, coaches, parents and dogs for referee shortages One outspoken state association representative from Texas, (who wishes to remain anonymous), called for drastic measures. "Enough is enough. Soccer has become a menace to our referee
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@LethalSoccer A lion doesn't concern itself with cheerleaders or ball boys
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There are more moms walking around Southlake town square with fentanyl than teachers. Lighten up Francis
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A math teacher at Southlake @was arrested AT THE SENIOR HIGH SCHOOL on March 22 for possession of fentanyl. We only found out today from a tip. The promise of transparency was an empty one. Don’t let this happen to your district.
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High School Soccer coach enjoys tiny patch of mud and grass for practice "In a heartwarming display of gratitude, local high school soccer coach, Bob Johnson, expressed his appreciation for the 100 square foot patch of mud and grass that he was graciously allotted by the
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The Coaching Chronicles™ is a cutting edge website dedicated to the coaching communities and uncovering the truth in high school and youth sports. I’m calling you today to tell you about an extremely exciting opportunity to become a lion, support coaches, and expose the inner
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Finish the statement: Rankings are for _____________
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Sulphur Springs you get the sad sheep award. You’re on our list now ✍️
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🟦Sulphur Springs Soccer🟦(BROTHERHOOD)
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Final from Liberty Elyau 13-0, we had a great result versus a new competitive team. I am proud Liberty Elyau and their coach! Can’t wait to see them grow! @PGBoysSoccer Tuesday! #Brotherhood | #Allin | #Responsibility @LethalSoccer @tascosoccer @BeyondPulse @50_50Pod #Txhssoc
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📰 The University Scholastic League (UIL) has continued to place the soccer season right smack in the coldest part of the year. Ignoring frozen pleas for common sense and a modicum of compassion, UIL officials claim this move is aimed at promoting "real sports" among young
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#Clubsoccertruth Club coaches aren’t judged on wins, losses or development. They’re judged on this ⬇️
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#HighSchoolSoccerTruth HS coaches aren’t judged on wins and losses. They’re judged by ECNL and GA club coaches on how awful their players are when they get them back after the season.
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Congratulations to ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Gilstrap-Portley on his recent signing 🏀 to South Harman Institute of Technology! (SHIT) Gilstrap-Portley has been a standout star of BS High where he is known for his infamous double headband, hot hands around the perimeter and his
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We live in a world where locker rooms have walls, and those walls have to be guarded by coaches with guns and backbones.
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This guy just ordered a code red.
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There is a correlation between playing sports and becoming a normal human being.
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Loneliness and inflation are pushing Gen Z away from dating, per BI.
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“Ok everyone pay attention to the movie and don’t ask me any questions for the rest of class. Thanks.” #UILRealignment
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Texas High School coaches enjoy miserable Houston traffic and humidity for educational clinic Read about their misery here ⬇️
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@Nick_Buonocore Let's see examples.
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@LethalSoccer Post the scores regardless. Only a sheep would be upset.
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🚨 Parent huddle in the parking lot determines teams future "The coach has been around for years, but the team hasn't won any championships. It's time for us to step in and make some changes for the sake of our children's future." Read more here ⬇️
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Imagine if public schools would say that
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University presidents everywhere need to embrace this simple statement by Ben Sasse, President of the University of Florida: "At the University of Florida, we have repeatedly, patiently explained two things to protesters: We will always defend your rights to free speech and free
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Coaches, never forget WHY you do what you do. It’s not about YOU. It’s about the parents.
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There’s nothing worse than watching districts Twitter accounts showcasing “professional development” days when everyone else is on a fall break. Give your coaches and teachers a break. The breakout activities your forcing them through doesn’t do anything but waste everyone’s
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#BREAKING 🚨 Alcohol sales increase after @uiltexas alignments released 🚨 #UIL #txhssports #txhsfb #alignmentday
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When the last place coach tries to nominate a player for every district award
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@chris_parker222 - Parents will ask you to start their child on their birthday - Parents will quit and throw their hoodies and shirts in a trash can after their son isn’t made captain - Parents will ask if they can bring cupcakes after the game - Parents will give you a hand written lineup before
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Tell them to pay attention in class instead.
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Please weigh in! Would love to hear some different perspectives!!
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🚨 Soccer coach enjoys tiny patch of mud and grass for practice ⚽️ 📰 Smallville High School's football coach expressed his disapproval of the soccer team using the turf field stating, "I don't want those grass fairies using my field. They can stick to their patch of mud and
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C drive 🤣
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Capital Heights MS in Montgomery is looking for a head Football Coach. file:///C:/Users/wards/Downloads/00008554-2302653125-04949712.pdf
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🚨 Coaches across Texas take drastic measures to cope with new alignments 🚨 📰 Reports have flooded in of coaches leaping out of windows headfirst, lining up at alcohol stores, and filing for divorce after updated alignments for the 2024-2025 season.
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🚨Hear ye! Hear ye! The first 🐑 Sheep Guillotine™ Voting has begun! Select your Sheep Award Winner to meet their fate and be sent to the guillotine. Select your winners below ⬇️ The Sheep Award contestants are: 1. @SSHIGHSOCCER - for calling a fellow soccer team "competitive"
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Did any of the parents threaten to get the coach fired if he didn’t start their son on his birthday?
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DJ Burns said their entire season turned around when everyone: 1) Bought in. 2) Started showing up on time. 3) Stopped causing distractions on/off court.
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Classes on Wednesdays after Tuesday night games should be illegal
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@SGVNSports Make the parents officiate the games since they know all the rules anyways
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#BREAKING 🚨 Alcohol sales increase after @uiltexas alignments released 🚨 #UIL #txhssports #txhsfb #alignmentday
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‼️ “You can save your money for the rest of the season and have your son join the underwater basket-weaving team instead. I hear their events are free to enter." 📰 See what Coach Sanderson had to say to a parent email prior to gametime asking if her son will play to avoid
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‼️Coaches yell for Governor Abbott to "Get on the line" for his behavior towards public schools “I challenge him to 'get on the line' with us, experience the early morning practices, and witness firsthand the dedication it takes to lead a team to success." #txlege #payraises
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Coaches the morning after a district loss
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Coaches waking up the next morning after a district win
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Thank you for the uplifting words National Alert System! #EmergencyAlertSystem
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🦃 Family "thankful" for firing of Head Football coach over Thanksgiving table "Dear Lord, we thank you for the bountiful food before us, and we also want to express our gratitude for relieving us of that coach. May he find unemployment exhilarating and far away from any
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Have a laugh, learn a lesson, get angry or sad. That's up to you. We are here to highlight youth and high school sports in a different light. Join the movement. Subscribe today.
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Coaches already do this
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Nope.
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@THSCAcoaches Young Coach offered 6A Head Football coaching position after wearing collared shirt
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Our society figured it out four years ago.. #NeverForget
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We will only click that link if you reply to our email we sent to your lethalenforcer @netscape .com inbox
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@thecoachchron Come check out our new webpage.
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We welcome the voting decision overlords, and looking forward to defeating our opponents on the voting pitch with no extra time or penalties.
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🛡️ 𝑩𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝑪𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝑯𝑺 𝑺𝒐𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕!🛡️ Presented by: @GlobalScarves Groups Below, Schedule On Left (voting is 3 days) Have a great Labor Day Weekend, it all starts Monday! Like or RT if you see your team and who’s the Group of Death? RULES BELOW⬇️
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It’s Saturday morning. Somewhere, on a field, or on a court. A parent is losing their mind, a referee is quitting, a “coach” is slamming a clipboard at a YMCA game and a fight is happening in the parking lot. All for a $9.99 trophy and kids with scars and mental issues.
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@craig_stump Love the response coach, here’s your lion award 🦁
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@Deadspin Was your staff positive for meth at the time of attacking a 9 year old boy?
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Games over, your team lost. Opposing coach: “Your players worked really hard.” Your response 👇
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@LethalSoccer First nomination
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🔥 Hot Take Kids sit on their phones for 8 hours a day. Homework makes up for their lack of paying attention. Take their phones away and we can negotiate.
@Seth_3773
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Hot Take: Homework from school is BS. You get 8 Hours a day to teach. Figure it out, let kids have more time for socializing, sports other extra activities and I know this is controversial…. QUALITY TIME WITH THEIR FAMILY.
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Head Football Coach fired after using plays from the classic 1997 Video game "NFL Blitz" on Nintendo 64 Coach Maverick, defended his decision. "The 'Upper Cut' play and the 'Criss Cross' formation were game-changers in the virtual realm; I thought, why not unleash them on the
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This is how high school sidelines looked before Gen Z
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🚨Old school coach still uses beeper, hinders communication for upcoming playoff game 📰"Back in my day, a beeper and a trusty landline were all you needed to get the job done," he declared
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A lion doesn’t lose sleep over the opinions of sheep. - The Coaching Chronicles 🦁 #txhsfb
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🚨 Texas parents ready to mortgage their futures and transfer athletes to new schools after UIL Snapshot Enrollments 🚨 📰 Texas parents of high school athletes have been frantically scrambling to secure the futures of their precious offspring after catching a glimpse of the
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Parents brawl at a wheelchair basketball game "We just wanted to stand up for our team," a parent said. "We felt like the other team was cheating, and we weren't going to let them walk away with it." Read about the incident here ⬇️
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About 8% of college and high school football programs make a profit, and instead incur millions of dollars of taxpayer/tuition losses every year.
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JUST MIH™
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What's your take about football that will get you in this position?
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@ImCollegeSoccer @Don_K_Williams @Chris_M_Cousins & @SRUSA_Official All of you receive the sad sheep award You’re on our list now ✍️
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Volleyball parent in hysterics after anonymous Twitter rankings sabotage teams confidence Read the madness ➡️
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🚨 #SOS Gen Z attendance at practice drops to all time low after national cell phone outage prevents players from functioning like normal human beings 📰 Coaches around the country are frustrated: 1. Practice times have been the same for weeks 2. Practice details didn't change
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Coaches never tell parents how to parent their kids. Parents consistently tell coaches how to coach. Stay in your lane, sheep.
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