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The Bible For Normal People's Opinions

@theB4NP

2 years

Adding "for $8/month" to the end of any sentence makes that sentence funnier, esp bible verses

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2 years

before twitter collapses it is very important we say that letting go of Biblical inerrancy will make ur life at least five million times better

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2 years

idk how to explain but Beth Moore is in her Taylor Swift Reputation era and it is glorious

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"the bible is clear"🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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"the bible is clear"🚩

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a list of celebrities as christian celebrities 1. isn't my wife so hot pastor

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2 years

@samlymatters I saw this and thought "omg he finally made a funny joke" then I realized it was a parody :(

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8 months

what if people aren't persecuting u because u are a christian but bc you are a jerk

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1 year

all translation is interpretation!!!!

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1 year

We had two wonderful guests, @losfamgeles @rhettmc on Faith for Normal People today!!

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they're a 10 but they believe in a literal 7-day creation story

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1 year

I heard one of the top reasons people deconstruct is so they don’t have to read the gospel coalition anymore

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2 years

i humbly nominate “funny” to be the next fruit of the spirit

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fun fact there are two creation stories in genesis

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These three remain: Faith, hope, and being right. And the greatest of these is being right.

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Taylor Swift at the VMAs as Bible Stories, a 🧵 Eve seeing the fruit for the first time

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1 year

did God destroy sodom and gomorrah bc of gay people? with ⁦ @peteenns ⁩

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2 years

we're just a podcast standing in front of Beth Moore asking her to be on our show

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breaking news u can disagree with someone without them being a false teacher who is destined for the pits of hell for daring to question your perfect doctrine

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1 year

make “I don’t know!” a great answer again!!

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9 months

omg John pleaseeeeeee come on our podcast

🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢

@johngreen

9 months

In every majority-Christian nation, the systems are set up to ensure those with the most resources receive the most care and support. We're so accustomed to this that we may even consider it "natural." But this is not how Christian sacred texts want social orders designed...

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1 year

we have exactly zero original manuscripts of the Bible!

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1 year

James MacDonald replied to one of our tweets this week and said we're heretics and I thought it was Michael McDonald who covered Ain't No Mountain High Enough and I got really sad for a second but no, it was just James MacDonald

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2 years

half my internet life is reminding people that we are not heretics for disagreeing with the gospel coalition

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1 year

genesis does not say the serpent is satan!

Megan Basham

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1 year

Interesting. Satan in the garden made the argument that God was trying to limit Eve.

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1 year

We hope psychologists in the future study this Theobro interaction and help us understand why it’s so weird

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1 year

Psalms Ecclesiastes

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1 year

Someone said we need to balance our sarcasm with kindness so here are some genuine tweets: 1. We genuinely care that the Bible has been used as a weapon against vulnerable people. 2. We genuinely think the Bible is messier than inerrancy & literalism makes room for.

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2 years

they’re a 10 but believe in the rapture

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1 year

if u had to choose between believing in the rapture or believing this story ever happened which would u choose and when r we watching left behind

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1 year

Them: you just need to try another church! *another church*

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every time I open our DMs it’s someone thanking us for saving their faith or someone condemning us to hell there is no in between

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2 years

breaking news ! u can disagree without calling someone a heretic!

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1 year

We don’t have any original manuscripts of the Bible!

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2 years

When people say the Bible is clear

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2 years

nobody reads the Bible without a bias! it’s fine don’t panic - but it’s important to be aware of your biases otherwise u will become very mean on Twitter and irl 📖

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1 year

genesis has two creation stories!

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2 years

@RobynJunia FORFEIT THEIR SOUL FOR EIGHT DOLLARS A MONTH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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2 years

God listening to us confidently explain a universe we don’t understand

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1 year

happy Beth Moore's book release day to all who are celebrating @BethMooreLPM

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God watching us argue about theology on Twitter

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Biblical literalists :

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I know the plans I have for you says the lord, plans to make u feel superior to everyone else by having the right theology and calling everyone else heretics!!

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the Bible is not clear! thats why so many people argue about it!

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1 year

us: maybe fundies: STOP us: the bible fundies: IM WARNING YOU us: IS MORE COMPLICATED THAN YOU THINK fundies: TO THE DUNGEONS OF HELL, APOSTATE!

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9 months

Shot, chaser.

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"women are made in god's image BUT" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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11 months

Al Mohler explaining to Mary Magdalene why she can't proclaim the gospel

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1 year

We are so thankful Rhett and Jessie shared honestly about navigating faith shifts in their marriage, including this very honest and relatable fear. If you haven’t listened yet, check out episode 2 of Faith for Normal People! 🎉

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1 year

Jesus rn

Mark W. Williams

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1 year

There is no higher authority than the Bible.

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2 years

The Bible is multivalent. If you grew up in a tradition that said there was only one correct interpretation for each passage, it's normal to have a sense of fear/grief/panic as you engage with the Bible differently- you are exchanging control for trust.

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1 year

Wisdom from @peteenns for the new year…

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Half our Internet life is telling people the Bible isn’t God

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1 year

we posted a quote criticizing modern apologetics and now a bunch of apologists are telling us we're wrong lol

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you can't divorce your own experience from the way you read the bible! be suspicious of people who say they are reading the bible without bias!

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The Bible is not the same thing as Jesus!

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MET 2024 looks as BIBLES! A 🧵

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7 months

“I didn’t say that.” -Jesus

Zach W. Lambert

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7 months

Oh, Mark. I have something to tell you about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ that you’d better sit down for.

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1 year

my favorite part of the gospel is when Jesus said you will know them by their theology

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Things that should be banned before TikTok: 1. Inerrancy 2. Celebrity pastors 3. The rapture 4. Saying “in the Greek” if u don’t know Greek 5. The ESV

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JESUS DIDN'T ACTUALLY SAY THAT, CALVIN DID

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Today is a great day to remember all translation is interpretation!!!!!

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“He’s done a merlot again”

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when ppl preface with "the Bible is clear" just know there's a 98% chance they're about to manipulate u

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but the fruit of the spirit is certainty, orthodoxy, and inerrancy… against these there is no law!

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when someone asks if our upcoming christian nationalism class is a defense of christian nationalism

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we are skeptical of people who have more answers than questions when it comes to the Bible 🧐

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2 years

they’re a 10 but they believe in penal substitutionary atonement

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11 months

the gospel ≠ penal substitutionary atonement

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1 year

good morning! theobros on twitter don't get to dictate whether or not you are loved by god! be free, fam!

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Happy Friday!

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2 years

Half our internet life is telling people it’s normal to have a complicated relationship with the Bible

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1 year

Today's episode of Faith for Normal People is with the brilliant @rainnwilson -- and honestly, it rocks! Listen to Episode 11 - Why We Need a Spiritual Revolution with Rainn Wilson!

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9 months

dear @johngreen here is our formal pitch for you to be a guest on our podcast: 1. we will let you talk about tuberculosis as much as you want 2. we worship the ground you walk on 3. we think you're so smart and our audience loves you 4. please reply Y/N -social media person

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omg John pleaseeeeeee come on our podcast

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Attention Twitter world- I (social media person) now have my masters degree in theology. Forget Pete. I will answer all life’s questions from here on out.

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our christmas wish

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2 years

Contact has been made. NOBODY PANIC.

Beth Moore

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2 years

@jbyas @theB4NP This made me laugh. And I do dearly love to laugh.

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in honor of the #sbc here is a thread of just SOME of the amazing women who have taught us over the years:

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5. the gospel coalition

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13. influencer couple w famous parents who wrote a book about marriage after 6 months of marriage called “life. together. forever.”

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Who claimed the Bible was inerrant? With @AnnaSieges one of our Nerds in Residence 🤓

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Romans is not about Calvinism!!!!

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half our internet life is telling people God might be more loving than Thanos

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for halloweeen we would like to use our one magic trick to make Calvinism disappear like Bible translators made junia disappear

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people will literally quote bible verses on the house floor instead of go to therapy

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11. author with #1 women's devotional called "be present"

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Holiday conversation starters you can try out: “So, do you think Junius was changed to Junia?” “Which creation story is YOUR favorite?!” “What clobber passage caught your eye on Facebook most this year?”

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in this world you will have trouble but take heart! i have predestined some of you to burn forever!

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Now that we made contact with Beth Moore, I don’t have a dream podcast guest anymore :( who should I try to find for our podcast next?!

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Our new policy!

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If the faith you inherited didn’t hold up as you grew up… you’re not alone! In fact, you might be on your way to (tripping and stumbling and) finding a bigger God!

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imagine being so dissatisfied with your life that you spend time slamming taylor swift on twitter for being childless even tho jesus was also childless??? and being unmarried even tho Jesus was unmarried? and for liking cats when GOD MADE CATS??? ~*be a better theologian bro*~

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1 year

our newsletter about the upcoming christian nationalism class went out yesterday, and it turns out christian nationalists don't like having classes about them :( we need a hedge of protection around our emails lord

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it's weird how testy people get when u question hell as a fiery pit in the center of the earth... almost as if people don't realize that came to us through medieval theology?

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Lots of people don't know how to talk to their kids about the Bible! That's understandable because there are a lot of things in the Bible that are hard to talk about with kids! In light of that, Jared has curated a new segment called Sunday School With Jared. Enjoy part one!