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shaznay ☆ writer | many words in @refinery29 | film & pop culture | virgo ☼ leo ☽ sag ↑ | 🏳️‍🌈🇯🇲

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@certishaz

sh☆z

21 days

we’ve reached 35% of our goal!!! please keep sharing and donating i can’t emphasise enough HOW important this is to me and the fact that this campaign is ALL OR NOTHING which means if we don’t raise 6k by the end of the month we lose everything we’ve raised. please even £5 would

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i’ve launched a new crowdfunding campaign on Kickstarter for my darling little baby, “NOIR” 🥺 please please donate/rt/share we really need support to help us reach our goal! (if we don’t get all, we get nothing) thank u pls make my dreams come true ⭐️🌟💫

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2 years

the way she’s crying and saying the door has been opened but 20 years later and she’s still the only BW to have won in this category

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3 years

bobs burgers is a top tier show i love how it doesn’t rely on weird racist/sexist humour 2 be funny n is just so wholesome

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11 months

this can kill a girl

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craving something sweet but there’s nothing sweet in the house

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10 months

a soul crushing situationship at 19 and a mind debilitating friendship breakup at 23 are canon events

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4 months

i can’t believe after all of this megan is only a uk size 7 omg

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4 months

when i was younger i rly coulda swore her n bey were brown skin like either they weren’t and my perception was off or they both just keep getting more lightskin as they age

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Rihanna stuns in new photos.

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3 months

when i was planning my life out at 13 i really didn’t account for the crash of the economy

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2 months

shooting my man in the head

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6 months

listening to music constantly is too overstimulating for me like there’s rly a time and a place😭

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11 months

your 20s is just u and everybody around u going thru it constantly

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3 years

they’re having a meeting

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4 months

the average foot size for all women???

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1 year

this was soooo fuckin funny

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9 months

fr she used it to learn the lyrics to heated

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So Beyoncé really just used Europe as a warm up.

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“allyship fatigue” was absolutely nuts btw

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1 year

re upping on beauty products and toiletries is actually soooo expensive i feel sick

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6 months

to freedom!!!!

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5 months

black christians are so unserious because they will call beyonce and rihanna devil worshippers and then go listen to chr*s brown

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5 months

i think about this dress so often

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2 years

i think one of the craziest aspects of industry diversity politics and “progressiveness” standards is the way they still oppress us whilst maintaining a liberal status quo and trick us into believing things are getting better.

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4 months

@wolfdiddles that makes a lot of sense

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1 month

i like to be flirted with in the kind of dramatised way where it’s like ur gonna die if u don’t have me

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4 months

@formulaAMELIA right??? idk why short women act like they are gods gift to earth

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5 months

man we need more black female directors in mainstream cinema

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say thank you women directors of the cinema 2023

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11 months

if i was jorja smith i would literally kill all of u

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5 months

this is what it feels like to leave the house without a bra on

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2 years

they grant minorities some victories every now and then so we think things are getting better and then. just. continue to give the best wins and accolades to white people the other 99% of the time 😕

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2 months

she said i am not a tree i can move

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exactly

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@sexydevilmama right?!?! like it’s sooo dumb

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8 months

ive been feeling sick for days so i did a pregnancy test yesterday and it came out positive. i dont know how to feel im completely terrified and my parents are gonna kill me. im only 21, but the fact that usher is the dad makes it all worth it.

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10 months

the first one unlocked new mental illnesses i ain’t even know i had

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2 years

black people are so funny wdym there’s scotch bonnet in this spaghetti bolognaise ???

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5 months

IM LIVINGGG

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5 months

guys i finally bought a latisha wig and oh my fucking goodness

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4 years

pov: i’m about to find out if you’re cake

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1 year

i be saying my please and thank you’s to chatgbt, it’s not me who will die with the rest of u when the robot war comes

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5 months

the ppl in my burner watching as i lose my mind

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4 years

midsommar (2019)

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2 years

I didn’t know blacks could take care of their children! Indiyah and Dami will be getting my vote X

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2 years

btw i know halle is biracial i usually just include half black folks under the umbrella of black but in this circumstance where her lighter skin is obvs the reason she was even able to get her foot in the door for a moment i should have emphasised that so my apologies!!!

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1 year

@sum1saiditinnit and are in a cult yea

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2 months

the racial gaslighting in this country is absolutely incomprehensible. a man said a black woman should get shot and that she makes him want to hate all black women and his peers are out here denying that he said anything racist?

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2 years

i'm actually so funny and not a serious individual bcos why did i write this

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“your password has appeared in a data leak” and what has that got to do with me?

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4 months

@iamsaadoh that’s crazy omg

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5 months

this is so unserious can a 13 year old not be a 13 year old again🙄

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ohhhhh

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1 year

does it make sense to have a sexual fantasy that turns u on in theory but u know u would hate if it acc happened irl????

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13 days

when she started rapping

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Gimmie A Light!!!!!!!! 💨 FRIDAY 🦋

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1 year

i’m so tired of applying for jobs

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5 months

real yearners how we doing??

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6 months

sometimes even when im getting ready i have to pause it cos i cant properly focus on my makeup or whatever it is

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9 months

the cameo from tabi at the end is 🤌🏾 like this is true television!

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HAHAHAGADASSSD YEAH THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS

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1 year

is that the you can only see mi teeth babe???

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AJ Odudu and Will Best set to host ITV’s reboot of ‘Big Brother UK.’

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2 years

no fr…i remember when trump got voted out ross lynch was on insta doing up all “remember it’s not a fun day for everyone, my family are upset” etc like?!:£/&/

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1 year

made a short film that will b premiering @ none other than @BFIFlare festival 2023!!! tickets go live fri 24th feb, exciting stuff :)))

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i don’t understand ppl who cream over blue eyes lmfaooo

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before anybody drags me i’m 5’4 I’m just self aware!

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2 months

in the uk this is actually a part of our culture like that’s crazy

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you ever think about how crazy it is that “loitering” is a crime. like it’s just illegal to stand and hang out in some places. fucking crazy

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2 years

thinking ab how ryan murphy could literally pitch a show about anything at this point and it would get made

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we don’t talk about the scream queens (2015) opening credits enough

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5 months

she bodied this

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what’s your Flo Milli song & no one else’s? (besides Never Lose Me lmao)

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4 years

having to have a uk homeowner guarantor to acc live somewhere as a student is classist as fuck

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5 years

me: white boy on tinder:

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4 years

me unliking a photo once i realised the caption says until tomorrow

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2 years

it’s out! for Refinery29 i wrote about Chicken Shop Date and gave an insight as to why so many have criticised it

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Why Are People Mad At 'Chicken Shop Date'?

Amelia Dimoldenberg's hit Youtube series Chicken Shop Date finds itself at the centre of yet another debate about the comedian's involvement in UK Black British spaces.

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dominique fishback playing this stud role a little too well… #swarm

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@raejpeg or dick by dick 🤞🏾

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i saw some of the best minds of my generation destroyed by nonmonogamy

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i want my films to look like this

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5 months

the obamas increasingly positioning themselves as notable names across music & film feels very intentional icl

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2 years

@dream_of_fae @Millyywayy no literally !!! n the fact that green book even won in 2019 like these ppl don’t acc know what they’re doing lmaoo

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if that abusive, coke sniffing autobot freak of a man isn’t the literal devil to u then wtf is

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how did i not clock frank ocean been uploading old music on spotify under a different moniker

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2 years

this kinda blowing up could u all pls share or donate to my friend’s gfm🥺help them secure safe housing!

SUPPORT A YOUNG BLACK QUEER PERSON WITH NEW HOME, organized by Zinzi Caine

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2 months

he sings with his mouth shaped like italics

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Does the UK hear this?

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da warmest colour

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when i tell u i did NOT see myself living at home for most of my 20s like omg. i rly thought i would be living alone by 23

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@Lotu5__ damnnn it’s so crazy that that can happen

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11 months

azealia will make 3 good points then 1 extremely questionable point which undermines the entire statement

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Azealia Banks shares thoughts on Doja Cat’s new single “Attention” via Instagram Stories 💭 “Doja Lamar is not the artistic statement she wants it to be”

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9 months

companies listing “sense of humour” as a requirement is so jarring like you already are demanding labour from me and you want me to be the office jester as well????

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5 months

me omw to tell my friends sum gossip

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tears in my eyes 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭

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2 years

the bi to lesbian to she they to they them pipeline is insane

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6 months

why are you running a music account.

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I didn’t even know black people dipped into the rock genre like that 😮‍💨🔥🎸 this is actually coldd, I know those passengers were proud 🤣

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4 years

rogue just entered the chat

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6 months

even primary, a black boy in my class asked out a black girl and our (white) teacher found out and at the end of the lesson went on a lecture about knife crime and how girlfriends are expected to to hold knives for their boyfriends and end up in prison. we were in year 5.

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the racism that goes on in UK secondary schools needs to spoken about more

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4 years

people are going to die from the nhs collapsing but i’m glad that your dad will have some money left over after paying for his two houses x

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2 months

this is so stupid there’s literally dozens of bw in the quotes being like “omg me” who r relating to the pic and seeing themselves in the pic…this is some weird ass projection for u to be like “dw u don’t look like this”. why r u treating abstract art, that is purposely not

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To my black baddies: dark skin, fat, skinny, slim thick, chubby. You DONT look like this. This is an exaggerated “abstract” depiction. Even women who “look like this” don’t look like this. And you don’t have to accept this as your image.

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i’ve realised toxic masculinity and misogyny has a grip on the uk far stronger than over the pond. for some reason the men here find it super embarrassing to wear their heart on their sleeves and find US niggas corny for doing so. in the uk disrespecting women gives you respect

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on american/canadian twitter everybody is wowed at all dami’s sweet & romantic gestures but they on uk twitter discussing how much he spent on flowers… this #city so miserable man.

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2 months

i really don’t want the narrative to now be that black nurses (who make up a LARGE percentage of nurse and carework in the uk) are fraudulent and unqualified. some women have worked extremely hard and diligently to become qualified to nurse, let’s not let a minority of fools

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1 year

it’s so sad how like our parents were rly just trying their best but im still traumatised LOL

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1 year

wrote a rye lane review for @Refinery29UK !!!! i think the film is so great and you should totally hear me gas it in 900 words x

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Rye Lane Is The Black British Rom-Com South London Deserves

Recently released film 'Rye Lane' is a rare opportunity to see classic romantic comedy tropes in Black... and in South London, says Shaznay Martin.

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@IvanniaAndrea honestly the way they all care about each other is so wholesome n cute to see !!!!

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spending time 2gether isn’t enough we have to glue our skin together

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has any1 ever tried purposely inducing a panic attack to just get ur anxiety over n done with djskskwk

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2 years

been looking at some of the islanders’ linkedin profiles and it’s sending me

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i love when olivia cooke does the florence pugh ☹️. she said the emmy will be mine

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i can’t stand wishy washy people. like what do you actually stand for????

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me 🤝🏾 always saying canerow instead of cornrow so ppl know im caribbean

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it acc doesn’t matter who tyrique ends up with, he’s cheating within a week of leaving the villa

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1 year

not the bones and all author responding to me saying she loved my essay. im acc ??/!!//!!/

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1 year

for @onyxmagazineox i wrote a psychoanalysis of consumption, desire and the black female gaze in luca guadagnino’s #BonesAndAll starring taylor russell! spoilers at the end so if you haven’t seen it already go go go !!

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