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@babadookspinoza This is actually perfect, except they didn’t break in. The UK is like the bank that owns the mortgage on your parents house. Without your permission, they gave everything but a closet in the basement to a violent stranger in 1948 who killed your parents and who beats you, rapes…

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@insanepplrreal2 You can’t know unless it happens to you.

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People who are poor don’t get to keep even the tiny bit of real estate they’ve scraped together for themselves to pass down to their kids anymore. The U.S. system eats dreams and shits poison. There is no peace here. Not even for the dead.

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State Medicaid offices target dead people’s homes to recoup their health care costs

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@giantgio This happened to me this summer. I made a video about it. They basically laughed at me when I said our prairie garden is registered as a certified wildlife habitat. Since mowing, we have maybe 1/8 of the pollinators we were seeing.

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@EladNehorai @moorehn When my husband was a senior in college, about to graduate, we had our first child. His boss strongly encouraged him to take a traveling job and to work as many hours as possible a week while the baby was small. 🙃

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@zackbeauchamp The ICJ laid it out pretty clearly the day before yesterday. If you haven’t watched, I encourage you to.

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@jduffyrice My FIL once got really heated at Thanksgiving because I said high speed chases are unnecessary and endanger lives. Same guy who failed the police academy because when asked why he wanted to be a cop he said: “I like guns and driving fast.”

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@WalshFreedom What you are defending.

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Graphic scenes: An Israeli army drone pursued four civilian youths who attempted to reach their destroyed homes and killed them with missiles in Khan Younis at the start of last February.

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@torstrick “They think their behavior is normal.” Yes, 100%!!

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@Jags24Asare Fifteen now 🙃

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@MorePerfectUS Capitalism is cannibalism.

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@GovStitt Set the precedent. I dare you. 😂

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When the turkey-in-the-microwave prank backfires. #thanksmom #illjustgodienow

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@judeme @CNBC Fact. This pie-in-the-sky idea that all of our grand and great grandparents had wonderful marriages is false. The wives just had no money or prospects of their own so they stayed.

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@Angry_Staffer Congress disagrees.

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BREAKING: STATMENT FROM DEMOCRATIC MEMBER OF US HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVE VALERIE HOWELL “These air strikes on Yemen were not authorized by Congress The Constitution is clear that Congress is the only authority that allows military intervention in foreign conflicts Every…

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@GHMansfield Stranger on bus: “Can I hold your body when the bus moves?” Me: “There’s a grab bar on the bus to hold on.” Stranger: “I’d prefer this (my body).” (Bus moves & stranger grabs and tips my body backwards) How do people not see how unreasonable and creepy this is??

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@comrade_sweezy Also from today: admitting they’ve been withholding aid.

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At the heart of every white man is just the same old manifest destiny imperialist entitlement. They are groomed to sincerely believe they have more intelligence, rationality, understanding of strategy, and just an overall evolutionary throne on which to control everyone else.…

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@ShaykhSulaiman Lol and the ICJ made it clear today that all who join you will be held accountable at The Hague as well. Enjoy those sanctions.

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Hot mother-damn y’all, look what I just saw: 🚨IT IS ILLEGAL TO PAY TAXES TO A COUNTRY COMMITTING WAR CRIMES. STOP PAYING TAXES!🚨 Under the domestic and international laws of war[1] citizens are forbidden from taking part in a war on the side of the aggressor and are legally…

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@Mont_Jiang It’s got to be.

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@torstrick “They think their behavior is normal.” Yes, 100%!!

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You are absolutely disgusting @missmayim . Over 12,000 children and counting don’t get to grow up because of the racist, evil, Zionist genocide happening—so that you can have, what? Beachfront condos and the fake-ass denial that you aren’t fucking monsters?? You’re a MOTHER. How…

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Remixing my reaction to @standupdan because it was making me laugh so hard - I thought you should see how hard I was laughing and maybe you need a laugh from Dan Ahdoot too!

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@jawnfreaks Couldn’t pick a fav.

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@moorehn @EladNehorai Surprising no one, that boss is multiple-times divorced, his kids are grown and scattered, and last we heard he’s still a workaholic well into his 60s. Sincerely sad to me.

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At the heart of every white man is just the same old manifest destiny imperialist entitlement. They are groomed to sincerely believe they have more intelligence, rationality, understanding of strategy, and just an overall evolutionary throne on which to control everyone else.…

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There's a whole generation whose only foreign policy views are "US invade Iraq! US bad! No forever war!" Even in a very different scenario, where the Houthis are repeatedly trying to murder civilians, they can still only repeat "No Forever War! US bad!"

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@antiracistsouth Y’all. Go watch the documentary “13th”.

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@latkedelrey This is exactly how I eat them. My favorite tomato sandwich seasoning:

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@amaldorai @thisishannahkim I change my vote to this. Malicious compliance 😈

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@jawnfreaks Here’s where dudes get it mixed up: ladies are not friendzoning you because you are nice. They aren’t into you. That simple. And that street goes both ways. My husband and I both had been rejected romantically before meeting each other. Who hasn’t been? The difference between...

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@notdanilu Imagine it being your parents constantly forcing the household to make content. 😭 We’re witnessing the the newest Generational Trauma in real time. Can’t wait to see the first lawsuits filed by YouTube/TikTok child stars.

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@CensoredNws Israel isn’t the only one who plays the victim after refusing to follow the rules. 🤡

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@VP Iran made it clear months ago that U.S. needs to leave. Instead of talking about 3 trained U.S. service members who shouldn’t have been there in the first place, let’s talk about the 30,000 Palestinian civilians k!lled in Gaza in 16 weeks in a despicable attack by the…

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@VP Iran made it clear months ago that U.S. needs to leave. Instead of talking about 3 trained U.S. service members who shouldn’t have been there in the first place, let’s talk about the 30,000 Palestinian civilians k!lled in Gaza in 16 weeks in a despicable attack by the…

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@IbaraEleven Poetic 😭🇵🇸

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@ManOf1000 @rivbutcher 1. Literally no one made that promise. 2. A NHTSA study found that, from 1975 through 2017, seat belts have saved an estimated 374,196 lives. (About 8,900 people every year.) 3. Google is free.

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@Mike_Pence Shut up.

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@HC_Richardson Yes. We’re done being cannibalized.

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@chaeronaea I’m dying over the one where a person’s neighbor but down two of his trees. It is on the third update and an arborist has confirmed that the trees were white oak and the neighbor could have to pay $200,000 in damages.

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@jawnfreaks before you start telling us we should just be blunt: do a quick google search of the number of women who have been hurt or even killed for saying no. How about dudes REALLY be “nice” and take the hint without awkwardness or violence and move on to someone who IS into you?

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@ecomarxi Screenshot them to ratio them without boosting them

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@POTUS The people of Ireland have been pretty clear: “Because of our history, the Irish people will never forgive those who enable the oppression, ethnic cleansing, and genocide of another people as you have done in Gaza. In arming, financing, and providing political cover for the…

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An important message for Joe Biden from the people of Ireland.

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@OKWildlifeDept Just got back from Black Mesa yesterday! When I tell you I did not know the world could be so quiet.. 🧘‍♀️🌌

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@jawnfreaks between our experiences is that there isn’t a friend zone for ladies. If a dude didn’t like me, he didn’t sugarcoat it. Meanwhile I always felt the need to still be kind and friendly to the dudes who where nice, who clearly were into me, tho I didn’t feel the same way. And...

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@RevDaniel No one is sexualizing and raping children like white “Christian” men do. The stats are stark. Statistically, overwhelmingly, children are least safe with white male pastors. Priests, youth pastors, music pastors, lead pastors, you name it. 🚩

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@ForrestBennett @RyanWaltersSupt Every single public figure who influences a hate crime, should be accountable for that crime. Our democracy depends on people like Walters being held accountable. At the very least they should be required to publicly, clearly denounce the violence their rhetoric incites.

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@caitlinmoriah Teachers forming zero social or personal attachment is a part of training kids to spend 6-8 hours a day taking orders from an [armed] authority figure. Only learning what they need to be a good factory worker. Having as many working-poor babies as possible. Rinse and repeat.

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@pureformdsgn I realized the other day that monochromatic interiors like this are so that people with no understanding of color and texture can feel good at interior design, and therefore participate in buying a lot of shit. It always comes back to capitalism.

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@JohnGVeazey @amandanelledgar I did this! My dad built the wooden bunk bed himself and didn’t add a safety rail. I asked him for one and he said nah, you’ll be fine. I woke up upon impact and after he verified I wasn’t hurt, he went and made a rail.

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@notcapnamerica I know I definitely am happy to see people after they hit me the last time I saw them.

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@zachheltzel Also I own a third space/24-7 coworking space in the downtown district with fast WiFi and locally roasted coffee. Your first cup is on me.

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@notcapnamerica @Broken_Devotion This. Like, idc if your son stood on his head and started whistling god save the queen while shooting Mountain Dew code red from his ears. Teachers should know and do better.

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@UberFacts Flashback to my mom asking the doctor at a checkup around that age to check my hearing. 🥲 Doc’s response was a master class of gently trying to explain this without laughing or getting me in trouble.

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@elamin88 The only thing surprising about this to me is that mainstream news sources are covering it.

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@nytimes Unless they grew the food and canned it themselves, fashioned the tent from animal hides they cured themselves, and travelled there without using roads or a car, they weren’t living off the grid. The infrastructure of society and someone else’s labor provided them those items.

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@UberFacts It was something like, “her hearing is perfect!” “How can that be? She claims she never hears me when I yell at her!” “Well, 🥴 that’s actually pretty common. People’s brains can tune out frequencies that they, um, hear a lot but, um, don’t find.. uh.. interesting or.. ah..”

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@GovStitt @DGoforth918 It does not matter when life begins. The argument that government is allowed to force one human to sacrifice their body or autonomy to keep another human alive is unconstitutional.

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@tastefullysaucy Headline: “Israel army appoints chief rabbi accused of condoning rape by soldiers” Samuel Osborne Wednesday 13 July 2016

Israel's army chief rabbi accused of support rape by soldiers to 'boost morale'

Rabbi Colonel Eyal Karim has also argued it is "entirely forbidden" for women to serve in the military and has opposed women singing at army events

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@babadookspinoza 🤞

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@POTUS Israel isn’t the only one that knows how to play the victim after refusing to follow the rules. 🤡

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@VP Iran made it clear months ago that U.S. needs to leave. Instead of talking about 3 trained U.S. service members who shouldn’t have been there in the first place, let’s talk about the 30,000 Palestinian civilians k!lled in Gaza in 16 weeks in a despicable attack by the…

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@piper4missouri My 2 attend a private micro school for mostly ND kids. Told the principal we won’t be taking the tax money. We are not wealthy; I work for the school as a trade for the cost and will keep doing that because public money should go to public schools, period.

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@emrazz I’m surprised none of the comments mention another truth: women are conditioned from early life to be caretakers. Men *can* be great at it, but women are the default. No one taught my husband how to do laundry, cook, clean a toilet.. and certainly not care for a smol human.

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@ShaykhSulaiman The Guardian did a whole article recently 😳

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This is phenomenal reporting by @guardian ! Grab your favorite drink or snack and dive in with me.

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This is so off the mark and gross. What a slap in the face to all Americans who don’t need to be the same race as those being genocided to give a shit that our taxes are murdering them.

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@MikeE_3_14 @JustLuai Lmfao. Yeah??

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@kerikukral @hathawayjapan @davenewworld_2 WW lives in Nigeria for one month, thinks she can talk to Elie like that. More at 11.

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@Jordanbloked 110mph is stressful. Why such hurry, knife-face?

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@JohnGVeazey @amandanelledgar Right? It should be noted that the bed was placed in the middle of the room, not against a wall, and neither side had rails. When he made a rail, he just made one. 🤷‍♀️

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A 94 year old hospital in Guthrie, OK has been rehabbed from abandoned haunt into assisted living apartments for the elderly. Talk about placemaking as mythmaking! #iqcconf @MickCornett @davidfholt @LtGovPinnell @dylanthuras ❤️

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@Erin_Christy What is going to stop these schools from increasing tuition by $5,000? Isn’t that the argument Stitt is using against the EV tax rebate?

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@THerwees My husband and I owned and operated a board game lounge and third space in our town from 2016-2019. My inspiration was your favorite grandma’s house + Central Perk + games + coffee and snacks. People still message saying they miss it. 🧡

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@POTUS How about some commonsense bomb reform? How many Americans could go to college for free with what we spend on bombs in one year?

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@mehdirhasan What that breakdown says is only ~1/3 of our Congress meets the basic qualifications of their job. The Democratic Party might entice the only decent people we have in this limited, two-party structure, but that does not mean that the Democratic Party is any better than the…

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@f__pittman @GovStitt We’re discussing the breakdown of law and order, not abortion. Try and keep up sweetie.

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@NYMag @davidfholt @shamblanderson @Paycom @nonesuchokc @bonappetit 7/ An OKC mom, author, and activist, Sarah Cunningham, recently went viral for offering to be a stand-in Mom at LGBTQ+ weddings. I could go on and on, but the point is: long gone are the days of OK being a boring flyover state!

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@AP Our country has a vested interest in keeping a lot of prisoners, if you’ve ever wondered why social programs suck and rehabilitation doesn’t exist.

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@POTUS You are a criminal and a disgrace.

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@JoshuaPHilll @BreeNewsome They have been slowly pulling the plug on every amenity that made working and participating in this society worth it. Instead of delivering on promises, they have walked back our rights. Now they are censoring us in an attempt to keep us scattered and scared. It’s time to…

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WE WILL NOT WORK, WE WILL NOT PAY—END THE WAR MACHINE TODAY. SIGN THE PETITION HERE: Y’all. I know this is big. I know this is huge. I know this is crazy. But all acts of revolution require courage. There is a chance at this exact point in history to…

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@SchleifAirs @zackbeauchamp Except that argument falls apart with the fact the entire internet-having world has watched them brutally target and murder 30,000 civilians in four months. We’ve watched them leave NICU babies to die and rot, snipe old women in church yards and crossing streets holding white…

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WE WILL NOT WORK, WE WILL NOT PAY—END THE WAR MACHINE TODAY. SIGN THE PETITION HERE: Y’all. I know this is big. I know this is huge. I know this is crazy. But all acts of revolution require courage. There is a chance at this exact point in history to…

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@NYMag @davidfholt @shamblanderson 3/ Here are some other wonderful things going on in OK in 2018: Our teachers marched on the capitol for over a week, fighting for wages and funding and blazing a trail for other states to do the same. OK is number 1 in The Ten Best States for Film Production Breaks.

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@QudsNen Y’all better pray hell isn’t real. @POTUS @KamalaHarris @HouseGOP @HouseDemocrats @SenateDems @SenateGOP

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@leahfrombklyn @CathJSweeney This happened to me, and I was headhunted. Me + 2 other candidates were approached to interview for the CEO position of our Chamber. They asked how I would help increase membership. I politely told them that I would let them know, if I decided to take the position.

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@human_clickbait “this look has been worn by Black and Brown women and femmes for decades. . .Yet the look is popularized when white, able bodied, typically thin, young women deem it so.”

The Clean Girl Aesthetic is Part of a Bigger Erasure Problem

When beauty and racism combine

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@pastors4OKkids Good. Public money for public schools, only. Churches can use some of those tithes for their indoctrination schools.

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@plazynoodles The resistance when this fighter got back:

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@katquo @ManOf1000 @rivbutcher Seatbelts prevent death. Required driving tests, learners permits, licensing, license expirations, vehicle registration, speed limits, traffic laws, and auto insurance prevent car accidents.

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@CamSpradling Thank you! Every legislator not actively working to uphold the State Constitution in regards to open and MAINTAINED, FREE, PUBLIC schools where ALL children of the State may be educated, should be replaced next election. (That should not be a controversial statement.)

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@richimedhurst White imperialists imagine that they don’t have borders, only that everyone else does.

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This is phenomenal reporting by @guardian ! Grab your favorite drink or snack and dive in with me.

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@_celia_bedelia_ We don’t need to restrict abortion bc there are already laws about what doctors can/can’t do. “Do no harm” encompasses not doing any medically unnecessary procedures. “Medically necessary” is between the patient and the doctor, no one else. The gov controlling pregnancy is wrong.

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@zachheltzel The last bastion of affordable living (top ten place to live in US for under $40k) in a beautiful environment (largest contiguous historic district in US) including an active arts district in the heartland: Guthrie, OK.

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“Defensive” Do you believe this shit? We’re going to get dragged into motherfvcking WWIII by a senile octogenarian committing genocide and these 🍑-lickers are just going to ride the shipwreck down to the seabed. Unbelievable.

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Oh piss off. POTUS has the authority to launch defensive strikes without first informing Congress. You know this, and you’ll be briefed. Stop grandstanding.

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@kenklippenstein Socialism for the rich (on our dime) any time they fuck up, indentured servitude for the rest of us until we die.

JPMorgan's $12 Billion Bailout

archive.nytimes.com

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@NYMag @davidfholt @shamblanderson 1/ I live in OK. Yes, there is much to improve, mentality-wise, in our state. OK notoriously was the only state without a single blue county in the 2009 election. We have the highest female incarceration rate and are 49th in education. However, since the late 90s OKC has been

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@The_Acumen There’s a lawyer on tiktok calling them “gently alive” and everyone must watch.

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