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Just a goober on the Interwebs😜 🎵 Welcome ✨ to the internet… Apathy’s a tragedy & boredom is a crime… Anything & everything… all of the time.🎶

California, USA

https://t.co/3o1NgZYz5K

Joined February 2021

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@surlydirly

Jess

11 days

🚨 Voting ends 6/26 🚨 The folks @ Marley’s Mutts Dog Rescue truly do amazing work in rehabilitating/saving the lives of doggos & they really need your help!🐶 💕 Post-“pandemic” & w/ the current economy, it’s gotten so hard for these rescue organizations. Drop a ♥️ for a great

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✨ Hey frens! 🐶 Could I ask a lil favor of you… to go to this video for Marley’s Mutts Dog Rescue & slam a ♥️ on it? Each “like” counts as a vote toward receiving a much needed $50k grant to support the rescue work they do. 🙏 They are currently at 257 votes, can we get them

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2 months

😂 bewbs.

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5 months

@TheCriticalDri2 Hasn’t an all female cast of this already been done, multiple times over?

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1 year

@whatever

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2 years

@Predation8 @MrAndyNgo

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1 year

@MasteroftheTDS Talent shouldn’t require a color chart. 😩

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1 year

@ClownWorld_

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6 months

@J5KERN @githii @PicturesFoIder

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Cash in Transit Heist Leo Prinsloo and Lloyd Mthombeni Front Inside...

Check out anther #citi robbery that went down in #johannesburg https://youtu.be/a736-jKEF-w?si=JTr-q3t1__h6uao2#cash in Transit #Heist Leo Prinsloo and #Llo...

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2 years

@againstgrmrs Such hateful, miserable people.

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2 months

Also picked up this lil guy today ☀️

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1 year

"She Who Must Not Be Named" has struck again! How many YEARS was Twitter's new incarnation of Voldemort, plotting to get close to Elon? Twitter is 100% removing links to unfavorable content related to Ms Bleu in real time (Timestamp 12:00) Unbelievable.

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2 years

@ThatUmbrella #TUGSTITS for the win!!! 🙌🏻

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2 months

Am I doing this “get out & touch grass” thing right?

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1 month

I have a job interview tomorrow afternoon, for a position I’ve been stoked about for months!😬 Can I get some happy thoughts, positive vibes, whatever you can muster or spare, sent my way?✨ 🤗 pls & ty!

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2 months

The Leftists throw around words like "Fascist", "Nazi", & "Bigot" so willy nilly, they've basically lost all meaning. ☀️Get REKT losers. ⛽️🔥

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2 years

@ElijahSchaffer 1John 5:19 “…the whole world is lying in the power of the wicked one.”

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4 months

@QTRBlackGarrett

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29 days

Ready before noon 🙌🏻 😅 Vegas, Day 2 let’s go!

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1 year

Bruh. @FrankP614

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🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq.

1 year

@asyakhamsin1 @OmnesArtis @FoxNews @SamBrinton @JesseBWatters @ABC @cnnbrk @VOANews @mshambuliaji Is this yours?

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2 months

Holy whaaat?? Just passed 1k subs on YouTube!! Thank you so much!❤️🫶 @TheFollowingPro @thelegalvices Celebration stream SOON! \:D/

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1 month

@GarbageHuman23 It’s evolving, just backwards.. rapidly.

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7 months

@GarbageHuman23 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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11 months

ig: 🎥 @fqryonline (Dr. Michael Yeadon) #CBDC

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2 years

@pcheddar26 @libsoftiktok 👌

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1 year

@HollyBriden @MugMana @asyakhamsin1 @OmnesArtis @FoxNews @SamBrinton @JesseBWatters @ABC @cnnbrk @VOANews @mshambuliaji

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2 months

Chronologically nearly 40.. mentally… not so much. 😛

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1 year

These “Fact checkers” can fuck the fuck off

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1 month

Not counting my chickens before they hatch.. BUUUUT the interview today went GREAT ✨ They’ve basically created this position for me & want me back Thursday morning ✨ Thanks for all of the + vibes!!! 🥰 *squeeeeee*😬

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1 year

IYKYK

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2 months

🌟 Achievement unlocked! 🔓 Completed my first PC build today! May not be a big deal for y’all smarty pants out there, but I’m stoked & well chuffed.🙃

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1 month

“Heterosexual men are the problem” “Masculinity is toxic” “This [insert terrible film, game, show] wasn’t made for THEM” “White men are inherently privileged & have HAD their turn” “Bigot, transphobic, selfish, wrong-thinkers” “We don’t need them.” …so say the ‘Looters’ who

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4 months

Anyone else as weird as I am?

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1 month

So heyyy… ✨ I met w/ senior staff & executive committee members today annnnnd I was given a verbal offer, with a formal offer to follow the board meeting this week! 🙌🏻 🥳 WOOOOO!

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1 month

I have a job interview tomorrow afternoon, for a position I’ve been stoked about for months!😬 Can I get some happy thoughts, positive vibes, whatever you can muster or spare, sent my way?✨ 🤗 pls & ty!

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2 months

Sun’s out, guns out ☀️ Happy Friday!

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4 months

@Remy_Legal Absolutely DISGUSTING. My brother’s ex-wife literally hit her head and face on the wall and her arms, took pictures of herself (AFTER she was out of the house already, mind you)told him that’s what she did sent them to him and threatened to share them with friends/family telling

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4 months

@ClownWorld_

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10 months

EPIC ✨ 🤣 @ihateitherewah @real_drex

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28 days

I love my new blazer so much 😭 💚 best not even *think* about stealing me lucky charms 🍀 🌈 😜

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15 days

Droids will be droids.. 🤷‍♀️ 🔥 👌🏻👈🏻

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2 months

✨ Shoppin’!!

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25 days

💨 *POOF* And just like that… +5 1/2 years have passed.. 😩 Now I have a know-it-all 6 year old with an attitude who thinks it’s hilarious to Dutch Oven me 😑 🤣 #motherhood

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2 months

Totally going to have a sunburn ☀️ 🍅 after today.. but well worth it! The Ruger is SO fun for target practice! The ping of the metal targets is very satisfying 😌 🎯

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2 years

@UncivilLaw @IanRunkle @LawTalkWithMike @TheLegalMindset @LumberLaw Is @TheLegalMindset a GIANT or what???

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2 months

Gained over 50 followers today because of an anime boobie meme 🤣 welcome frens!

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1 month

How tall are you IRL? 5’5”

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how tall are you in real life? 5’1 - me next to the real squidward

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24 days

The green hills don’t last for long.. ☀️ & the assault foxtails are out in full force.. 😅 Time to pew.

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24 days

He’s not wrong. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@surlydirly Jess posing for anything:

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2 months

@puppydog_gaming

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1 year

Classic ✨

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1 year

@JohnYates327 Besides the beard… it’s clearly a white guy on the left.. no?

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2 months

Fathers... feel free to weigh in. Bish is lucky that's all she got.

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Jason Howerton

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2 months

This might be controversial, I don't know. But I don't care who you are, what gender you are, if you're a stranger and you touch my kid like this, I'm putting you down. Never touch a man's child without permission. Ever. Dangerous thing to do.

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6 months

He looks happy, she looks happy, so everyone else can go fuck themselves I guess 🤷‍♀️

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6 months

Fellas... is this a W?

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12 days

Did y’all see that one episode of MTV’s “Cribs” where @RealHypnotic1 gave a tour of his home? #waifubattle #hypnocast #uwu

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4 months

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8 months

@thepunkrockmba Why you gotta make me do math 😂 trolllin trollin trollin WHAT? 😂

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3 months

Superhero or Villain? (A.I. did it) #cityofheroes

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4 months

@ThatUmbrella “Your honor, I’m trying. 😩” - Elaine Worthless.

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29 days

🤣 piano bar greatness happening now!!! 🎶 😜 derps gonna derp 🤣 💕

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Hell yeah! @surlydirly

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2 months

@HazelAppleyard_ Having birthed and held my own, this pains my heart to see 💔 it’s one thing to have skin to skin with the actual father for bonding purposes.. and it’s totally a thing.. but that baby is bonded with its mother, it needs its mothers warmth, breast, connection. I don’t understand

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7 months

They don't stay tiny long enough.. and boy, how the time flies. 💕

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2 months

March showers bring April flowers? Is that how it goes?🤔 I just ♥️ how the hills look like they’ve had paint spilled all over them this time of year. 😍 Will probably have a freak snowstorm in a few weeks tho 😒😅

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2 months

QT a selfie in your car 🚙 📸

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@LibertarianG0th

🥀 🖤𝔏𝔦𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥🖤🥀

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2 months

QT a selfie in your car.

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26 days

@YellowFlashGuy 😆 Heyyy I’m a Middle Aged wine mom and I think you’re just great 👍

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4 months

The clouds are rolling in now, but it was *such* a beautiful day to get out & practice! ☀️ 🎯 🔫

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16 days

I think I've seen this meme before..... 🧐🙈

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2 years

@nowicanjoin @anaveragejamie @Ms_Wolfshirt @RekietaLaw @UncivilLaw @NatetheLawyer Still factual; most of us do bleed from our vaginas with regularity. 🤷‍♀️

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7 months

Today was a difficult one from sun up to sundown 😅 My beautiful, tempestuous little 5yo wild child gave me hell.. Scrolling through old photos on ig.. the stress of the day melted away. Parenthood isn’t for the faint of heart, but goddam is it the most rewarding thing.

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1 year

First time Watching “Blazing Saddles”… 13 minutes in.. 1- How was this movie ever made? 2- how is it free on Amazon prime 🤣 Holy cow 😂 @thelegalvices

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2 months

@Rothmus 15 year @ 2.125% 😬

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2 months

Finally! 🙌🏻

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5 months

After years of at home workouts, I’ve finally stepped foot in an actual gym.. so, I’m supposed to film myself and wait for a guy to glance my direction so I can chastise him online, right?

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12 days

Yes.

@LibertyCappy

Declaration of Memes

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2 months

Here we go again 🙃 #twittercircle

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2 months

I want this kid’s grandma to be my grandma 😭

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17 days

Wasn’t able to make it out to the range today.. a bit warm out 🥵😜 CCW class & qualifying next weekend 🎯🔫

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4 months

OMG I’m having a bit of proud mom moment, so bear with me while I gush. You may or may not know my daughter was diagnosed w/ ASD when she was 2yo.. she’ll be 6 in May. It’s been a helluva ride between working w/ her @ home & the multitude of therapies.. to help her meet her

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@GarbageHuman23

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2 years

@NatetheLawyer Bouzy:

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9 days

Whew!! What a great day of training! 🔥 Fortunately it wasn’t too hot, but damn that sun got me! ☀️ 🦞 The best part was post qualifying (stupid easy btw) running drills from a concealed carry position. Get out & train… you never know when you’ll have to be your own first

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4 months

Huzzah! After my commie state’s 10-day waiting period.. my little XD-9 finally got to come home! 🥹 @TheGunClubCom

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9 months

First Twitter (x2) over a JOKE & now @instagram for what now?? This, my friends, is an outrage. 😤 So much for having a sense of humor. @Support this is ludicrous. Do better.

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7 months

I am so lucky to be able to have such a wonderful, wild, and carefree little human, call me “mommy”. 😌🥰

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2 years

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9 months

OH okay, like the canceling isn’t still very much alive and well on this platform?Justice for @CAMELOT331 @FAMELOT331 and @ThreeOfMe001 ! Their appeals go unseen by human eyeballs and libtard bots are running the show. Get real. 😒 @MinEffPodcast @ihateitherewah @RekietaLaw

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Elon Musk

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@stillgray No more canceling. Enough is enough.

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11 months

Oh no! @AussieOverLawd has turned to the Dark Side!

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1 year

🚨YO! I can't believe my silly little channel broke 300 subs this week! Def a milestone to celebrate! I seriously appreciate of all of the support...🥲🙏❤️ I will be joined by 2 lovely guests @HouseofFluxx & @Remy_Legal TONIGHT @ 5p PT/8p ET✨ JOIN US!

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1 year

@MugMana @WomenReadWomen This made me sick.

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2 months

I’m rarely openly prideful.. but got damn, did my oven bake a beautiful little person! 😍 It’s scary how fast the years tick by..😩 💕 Motherhood def has its challenges.. but it’s the most rewarding job I’ve ever had. 10/10 would recommend. ⭐️

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2 months

Whoever recommended gargling with apple cider vinegar should be sent to the gallows, post haste 🤢 😭 🤣

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2 months

What’s this nawr? 👀 🗣️ A Collabbbb?! Coming soon, stay tuned ✨ @officialatraes 🙌🏻

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4 months

YESSSS 🍑 👏🏻 😂 #rogue #xmen @Nerdrotics @QTRBlackGarrett @Russdiesel69 @CAMELCASTOff @The_Epic_Mike @SelRedwine @JackTarLad

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1 month

If you see this, qt a pic you feel pretty in 🤰

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@UpBeatSkeletor

☠️Daddy Bones☠️

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2 months

If you see this! qrt with a picture you feel pretty in

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3 months

😅 😆

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2 months

Boy, do I miss the 90’s.. politics while prevalent, weren’t so shoehorned into literally everything, John Cougar & Garth weren’t overtly obnoxious lib douche canoes, & people could still enjoy things. 🎵 I could have missed the pain But I'd have had to miss.. the.. dance 🎶 🎹

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3 months

First time making English pasties! They’re quirky but tasty! 😋

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2 months

D’aww just look at these adorably ugly floof balls 🐣 🥰 After this batch, the wreath is coming down until September 😅

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5 months

🚨 After ~5 MONTHS of being under review by YouTube… it’s happened! Woo hoo! ✨ A HUGE thank you to everyone who joined me on stream and those of you who tuned in for the laughs.. & the cringe. 😅 Y’all are amazing. 🙏

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5 months

Stolen from Bobbeh Bologna.. who doesn’t have a Twatter account so… no harm no foul, eh? 😆 I just loved it too much to not share. ♥️

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