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4 years

At least during the 1918 pandemic they had cocaine in their soda

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Everyone on my timeline right now

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“why are you wearing a mask outside” BECAUSE 👏 I DON’T 👏 LIKE 👏 MY FACE 👏

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just found this quote and 🥺

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happy easter

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3 years

person: “[football player] is the greatest athlete of all time!” me: “that’s cute...hey, remember when Simone Biles did this with a kidney stone”

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5 years

😂 @Simone_Biles has blessed us with this reaction face

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corncob tv ass video

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Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020. Since then, he hasn’t shown up for a debate. Now he’s acting like he wants to debate me again. Well, make my day, pal.

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also plz enjoy this picture of my cat who is a very good boy.

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the best picture nominees as it’s always sunny in philadelphia quotes

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2 years

No but this was so funny

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5 years

@lindseymeck This also reminds me of that one post where an older lady in the bathroom was saying “you girls are beautiful, I miss getting dressed up and going out” and then they were like “you’re out right now” and danced with her all night 😭😭😭

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5 years

Question: what’s the first major news event you remember in your lifetime?

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3 years

GUESS WHAT

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I wanna attend the Met Gala one day

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4 years

@markaduck @badbebop Reminds me of my all time fav

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10 months

omg Simone and Jordan’s little dance

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2 years apart - Simone Biles the woman that you are

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4 years

Taron kissing Rami Malek’s hair is my moment of the night

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@byron_queen

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@samthielman

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3 years

Remember when Duchovny played a trans woman on Twin Peaks and they just had her say “I prefer Denise now” and then everyone is just like “oh great Denise let’s go to dinner”

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3 months

happy Lily Gladstone day

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4 months

couldn’t believe no one posted this yet

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2 years

@thehill

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4 years

@PodSaveAmerica This reaction image is gold though

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1 year

@zachsilberberg @shangchunson gonna say “oh calm down” during every big speech at the movies from now on

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2 months

@lenibriscoe this is too much I need a flowchart

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this is me every day every hour every minute

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@DoctorPissPants @chunsongshang comedy duo of the century

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WE LOVE A HAPPY SIMONE! @Simone_Biles congrats queen

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3 years

Sunisa Lee everyone.

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just simone biles things

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8 months

on repeat

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3 years

The way the whole crowd just howled after Simone Biles’ first pass. Just insane.

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4 years

If you love Nia Dennis’ floor routine, please check out @IAmMargzetta ’s Din Daa Daa routine - one of the best floor routines in NCAA history IMO.

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Some Alabama gymnasts knelt with UCLA

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8 months

it’s like the end of a movie!

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7 months

@ccmrose @Novaya_Tofana this isn’t gonna work for long so hop on it folks - many of them have said they’re not accepting faxes

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“I don’t feel I deserve it” “No you do deserve it man” 🥹

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4 years

@akkie42 @sailorbluto @MsAartByHeart

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5 years

New sport: synchronized men’s gymnastics

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@clapifyoulikeme my Claire’s lobe piercing never healed properly and still tries to close up. I had my ears pierced like 25 years ago!

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@MilesKlee

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2 years

after 20 min of trying to put this on I would call the fire department, sobbing, begging them to bring the jaws of life to free me

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8 months

I just know they’re talking to each other like two drunk girls in the bathroom, SOULMATES

Chapolins Olímpicos 🥇

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Elas são muito BFFs

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3 years

What a moment

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8 months

what a day for France!

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3 months

@paddysroyco look how they massacred my boy

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3 years

Suni’s dad had a message for Simone (pretty sure he said “GOAT” btw)

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Guan Chenchen listed her hero in her official FIG profile as Simone Biles 🥺

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3 years

A dance party has broken out

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6 months

@brianna_ashby he’s so eloquent discussing it??? he is truly the best

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2 years

honestly I’m worried about every skater Eteri coaches. Sasha’s reaction here and Kamila’s entire experience are frightening. someone help them.

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3 years

@rachsyme this is BANANAS

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3 years

Me listening to a French song and recognizing one basic word or phrase

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2 years

me and my friends heading into year 3 of COVID

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3 years

MEGAN SKAGGS

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8 months

the first black american man to medal in the all around at worlds

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8 months

“I don’t feel I deserve it” “No you do deserve it man” 🥹

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2 years

there should be a special scholarship spot for whichever gymnast is the designated hair braider for the team

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3 years

Great point

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“I wasn’t unhappy with how my brain worked as a kid, I was unhappy about what I was expected to be able to do with it” @Remember_Sarah discussing ADHD on the @yourewrongabout Patreon. gosh do I feel this one

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3 years

They are so adorable 🥺 @_gelyamelnikova @sunisalee_

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3 years

I’m sorry but Artur and Nikita putting their medals on each other is too cute for me to bear

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3 years

Suni bars

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5 years

Since it’s back to school season I’m bringing back this meme

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4 years

@stefdagz My queef horn brings all the boys to the yard

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5 years

The perfect mug for the conference call I’m on

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Simone and Jordan jumping up and down when their WCC teammates got named to the National Team was very cute

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3 years

A handy guide.

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3 years

I am once again thinking about this insane vault

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@DiabolicalSpuds this is so fucked up

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2 years

best reaction to Trinity’s stuck vault goes to the @GopherWGym section

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3 years

He just wanted to celebrate with the happy couple

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3 years

I think we can all agree the real winner today was Kayla DiCello’s bun

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I have nothing to promote in this space, so just...be excellent to each other! Also you can follow me if you like nonspecific pop culture fangirling and oversharing.

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It’s hypnotic

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@paddysroyco me trying to explain to my therapist that it’s ok to only eat 1200 calories a day because that’s the minimum that myfitnesspal allows

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sarah slothanova

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4 years

When I find myself in times of trouble Aly Raisman comes to me

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2 years

thinking of the height on Alex McMurtry’s triple full

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she is fucking unreal

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3 years

@NYMag @TracieMorrissey She didn’t though. She straight up took everything from @lenibriscoe and then added her own antisemitic and mean spirited comments, then tried to pass this off as her “investigation.” You gotta fix this article ASAP.

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Happy anniversary to this gif

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5 years

😂 @Simone_Biles has blessed us with this reaction face

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if I think about this robbery too much I get mad

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@RMcElhenney

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3 years

Let’s just move on, nothing to see here

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This aired 30 fucking years ago. No piece of media today has any excuses

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NCAA women’s gymnastics teams as Parks and Recreation quotes: a thread

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@TlFFANYK @jjuliet24 I was 5’10” and 160 lbs and convinced I was fat and developed a raging eating disorder during the time I was most into America’s Next Top Model. what could go wrong with criticizing young women’s bodies on a show aimed at young women? great show no notes

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Artur. 😭

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I appreciate people explaining “the twisties” and that Simone would be putting herself in physical danger by competing and I appreciate that, but even if there was no danger, if her decision was solely because she was depressed or anxious, her withdrawing would be no less valid.

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me after watching Eastern Promises one time

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“Viggo is like a legend. He is the hottest guy I have ever seen in my life.” - Kristen Stewart talking about Viggo Mortensen, 2024.

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@StarskyGym Schwikert is responsible for the best ever Steve Penny moment so I’m willing to give her a shot

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side-eyeing Tom Forster

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Just thinking about The Dowell

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4 years

No one: My brain:

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kara deserved so much better. she had a tough break getting covid in tokyo. I wanted college to be better for her. shame on @utahathletics - if they treat an olympian like this, how must they treat a walk-on? kara eaker you will always be famous:

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I just want Jordan Chiles to have an epic meet tomorrow

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